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Lizard King
04-02-2008, 03:57 PM
i just needed to open one (not new)

http://www.thiscowispurple.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/P1020605.JPG


and it was stuck so i tried opening it with my teeth and all this shit exploded in my mouth FUCK SHIT. it turned almost instantly to plastic between my teeth and on my tongue..argh..i spit it as quick as i could but the remaining parts were quite hard to remove...
now my mouth and teeth are clean but my tongue is scathing and pinching me like hell...oh shit...
i'm really not joking

King Tron 1
04-02-2008, 04:04 PM
and you felt the need to post this because...

Blackula Spectacula
04-02-2008, 04:05 PM
I bet he sniffs super glue

HANZO
04-02-2008, 04:07 PM
theres this chemical in one of the university laboritories that gets super glue off u in seconds. allow getting that shit in your mouth though. da fuk were u doing.

King Tron 1
04-02-2008, 04:07 PM
I bet he sniffs super glue

More like the American Pie Hand Lotion/Super Glue mishap.

Masta Chilla
04-02-2008, 04:15 PM
haha dat reminds me of sumthin funny... years ago in school we stuck someones school bag with a lot of super glue at the ceiling (fuckin english i think dis sentence was bad grammar-wise...). anyway we felt damn gangsta dat day lol

DUMBO
04-02-2008, 04:25 PM
i just needed to open one (not new)

http://www.thiscowispurple.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/P1020605.JPG


and it was stuck so i tried opening it with my teeth and all this shit exploded in my mouth FUCK SHIT. it turned almost instantly to plastic between my teeth and on my tongue..argh..i spit it as quick as i could but the remaining parts were quite hard to remove...
now my mouth and teeth are clean but my tongue is scathing and pinching me like hell...oh shit...
i'm really not joking

that's what you get for trying to ass-rape me in the pm room. fucking wop.

Blackula Spectacula
04-02-2008, 04:25 PM
haha dat reminds me of sumthin funny... years ago in school we stuck someones school bag with a lot of super glue at the ceiling (fuckin english i think dis sentence was bad grammar-wise...). anyway we felt damn gangsta dat day lol

Hahahaha .. that reminds me back in highschool with our History teacher .. he was such a douche bag .. no one liked him cause he'd always send someone to the office every single day... so some of us decided to put super glue on the phone in the classroom that he used to call the office to notify them that some student was heading down.

Hahaha and surely he did call to send someone down to the office... He got so mad we were all just trying so hard to hold out laughter in.. Dude was flipping out, he got beat red in the face yelling " WHO DID THIS!? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?" .. hahah We all got a weeks detention cause no one confessed to who was behind it, but it wasn't so bad cause we just sat in the room and chilled for 30 minutes at lunch.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-02-2008, 04:27 PM
damn...i was thinking about teaching history in high school too......NOT ANYMORE!

DUMBO
04-02-2008, 04:27 PM
^^ is this before or after you started taking nekkid pictures of yourself and circulating them around the world's most expansive communications network?

Blackula Spectacula
04-02-2008, 04:28 PM
damn...i was thinking about teaching history in high school too......NOT ANYMORE!

lmao .. not if you plan on being an asshole and sending kids down to the office all the time for no reason at all.


I've had some awesome history teachers before too.. it's just that one old guy . He was so anal.. his test were so hard too.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-02-2008, 04:29 PM
I just sent them too blackula ...i dont kno what she did with them...

I sent those to you in confidence baby girl!!!!!!!!

Olive Oil Goombah
04-02-2008, 04:30 PM
lmao .. not if you plan on being an asshole and sending kids down to the office all the time for no reason at all.


I've had some awesome history teachers before too.. it's just that one old guy . He was so anal.. his test were so hard too.

lol...i know i was playin. My class would be challenging, but i'd be the coolest MFin teacher out there....

Blackula Spectacula
04-02-2008, 04:30 PM
^^ is this before or after you started taking nekkid pictures of yourself and circulating them around the world's most expansive communications network?

Yawwwn ..alexander..lets not get into that now.

DUMBO
04-02-2008, 04:30 PM
why not?

Olive Oil Goombah
04-02-2008, 04:31 PM
LOL...his name is alexander???/ mr. anonymous has a name.

DUMBO
04-02-2008, 04:32 PM
why wouldn't i have a name.

Blackula Spectacula
04-02-2008, 04:32 PM
Yup his name is alexander .

Olive Oil Goombah
04-02-2008, 04:32 PM
i'd love to stay and chat but i got class....luv u vonnie, stay up for me!

DUMBO
04-02-2008, 04:33 PM
you haven't had class since birth.

shinobi4227
04-02-2008, 04:38 PM
Smoke some weed nicca :b

Masta Chilla
04-02-2008, 04:40 PM
Hahahaha .. that reminds me back in highschool with our History teacher .. he was such a douche bag .. no one liked him cause he'd always send someone to the office every single day... so some of us decided to put super glue on the phone in the classroom that he used to call the office to notify them that some student was heading down.

Hahaha and surely he did call to send someone down to the office... He got so mad we were all just trying so hard to hold out laughter in.. Dude was flipping out, he got beat red in the face yelling " WHO DID THIS!? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?" .. hahah We all got a weeks detention cause no one confessed to who was behind it, but it wasn't so bad cause we just sat in the room and chilled for 30 minutes at lunch.

lol supaglue is cool
lizard king just has to find out its beauty

11th Chamber
04-02-2008, 09:55 PM
Superglue saved me a hospital visit and a shitload of money cause I didnt have insurance at the time

The Hound
04-02-2008, 10:07 PM
these stories that never happened but told like they were to be disguised humour are not funny

Blackula Spectacula
04-02-2008, 10:15 PM
well thats the last time I share anything with you kiddies

STYLE
04-02-2008, 10:20 PM
well thats the last time I share anything with you kiddies

i think this statement came 300 nude file downloads too late.



smile

The Hound
04-02-2008, 10:39 PM
well thats the last time I share anything with you kiddies

loosen ya bra strap i wasn't directing it at you

Lizard King
04-03-2008, 08:27 AM
theres this chemical in one of the university laboritories that gets super glue off u in seconds. allow getting that shit in your mouth though. da fuk were u doing.
i was trying to open it :D

Supreme-NRT
04-03-2008, 09:36 AM
well thats the last time I share anything with you kiddies

No more noodz ?!?!?! awwww:(

2L8Lit da croatianMC
04-03-2008, 10:08 AM
i just needed to open one (not new)

http://www.thiscowispurple.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/P1020605.JPG


and it was stuck so i tried opening it with my teeth and all this shit exploded in my mouth FUCK SHIT. it turned almost instantly to plastic between my teeth and on my tongue..argh..i spit it as quick as i could but the remaining parts were quite hard to remove...
now my mouth and teeth are clean but my tongue is scathing and pinching me like hell...oh shit...
i'm really not joking

hahahahahaha funny

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2008, 10:27 AM
haha dat reminds me of sumthin funny... years ago in school we stuck someones school bag with a lot of super glue at the ceiling (fuckin english i think dis sentence was bad grammar-wise...). anyway we felt damn gangsta dat day lol

haha

one day i also annoyed my teacher and super glue was somehow involved.

:hooray:

[u god] dats gangsta[/u god]

Masta Chilla
04-03-2008, 12:25 PM
Brand new magnetic Killah Hill scorches
Monster talk bosses, spank 'em, step into my office

KERZO
04-04-2008, 06:39 AM
i just needed to open one (not new) and it was stuck so i tried opening it with my teeth and all this shit exploded in my mouth FUCK SHIT. it turned almost instantly to plastic between my teeth and on my tongue..argh..i spit it as quick as i could but the remaining parts were quite hard to remove...
now my mouth and teeth are clean but my tongue is scathing and pinching me like hell...oh shit...
i'm really not joking

some tips for ya...next time use a pair of scissors or a nice to open it, and dont put fricking tubes of superglue in your mouth...lemme guess, you moms also your aunt and yer dads yer cousin?

Lizard King
04-13-2008, 04:56 AM
i'm healthy now

Lizard King
02-11-2009, 02:13 AM
it didn't happened to me anymore :D

NIGHT MAYOR
02-11-2009, 02:15 AM
dear thread starter, hope it kills you - who says evolution is'nt still active.