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DJMethods
04-02-2008, 08:53 PM
I wake up and my dogs outside knocking on the door, shits a bit messed up and I had a bit of a laugh the amatuers only took smokes cause I have thousands worth of just computers, not to mention the massive LCD TV. I get a bit bored and go to play my PS3....... Gone :(

I call the cops (no snitch) to report it for insurance reasons and THE BITCH HUNG UP ON ME. I call back and bitch to this cop that I got hung up on and he just puts me on hold. Eventually get through, report it and they put me through to ANOTHER FUCKING COP to tell me forensics would be out so to not touch anything shiny.

Fuck that.

I went and watched some hardcore porno on the computer, I'm talking this bitch was suffocated by her wet panties while taking big black poles in her tight white hole. Remembering I wasn't meant to leave anything I'm trying to aim my cock away from the desk furiously grabbing for tissues, just holding the nut in and it's getting worse as my dam begins to break.

Suddenly it splurts catching the side of the tissue but then shooting off onto the desk. Now I'm stuck in a conundrum. Do I wipe the desk down and lose possible DNA but save my seedz from the grip of da popo, or do I save da seedz and lose DNA?

I left it, the cop took a sample away with him as well as fingerprints.

Oztradamus
04-02-2008, 08:54 PM
NO HOMO @ the thread title..

shinobi4227
04-02-2008, 08:58 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha, Dj method is an interesting fellow that needs to be studied.

SKAMPOE
04-02-2008, 09:07 PM
NO HOMO @ the thread title..
WORD! I READ THE TITTLE N SAID TO MY SELF '' OH SHIT THIS NIGGA DUN CAME OUT DA CLOSET! THE REVOLUTION HAS STARTED''!!!!!!!!!

Huggasaurus Sex
04-02-2008, 10:34 PM
hahahhahhh

methods runs this

DJMethods
04-03-2008, 12:20 AM
I still wanna know why he took the cum as well. Surely he's been a cop long enough to know most robberies don't involve stopping for a wank?

My seeds must be irresistable

Robert
04-03-2008, 02:14 AM
Hahaha, damn that's unlucky man. I think you made duh rite choice in leevin duh seedz on dih table.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-03-2008, 02:26 AM
hahaha wtf.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-03-2008, 02:33 AM
hahahahaha

if that is your real number in the ninja thread im sending late night n00dz (homo)

shinobi4227
04-03-2008, 05:36 AM
What bout your ps3 yo! are you gonna worry about your getting your semen back or your ps3?........Lmao

Death the Kid
04-03-2008, 05:54 AM
Hahahahahahahhahaha, for real Meth runs this place

DUMBO
04-03-2008, 08:49 AM
tell the cops that the thieves brought in the seeds as a diversion - smart bastards.

Death the Kid
04-03-2008, 09:02 AM
Save the seedz, ahahahahahahahahah I cant stop laughin whenever I read this post.