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TSA
04-04-2008, 01:56 AM
...and i remember....damn it, i can't be sore for tomorrow, it's a big day for me in the pussy game

so i was wondering, you know after you beat the living dickens out of your living dickens, how do you get that sore feeling to go away fast

any old indian methods......slippy?

i've already put bengay on my balls in highschool, and so i won't use that on my dick for the risk it might touch my balls and put me through the most painful 5 minutes of my manhood..again

HarlemDiplomat
04-04-2008, 02:00 AM
best thing to do is get a space heater and sit on the edge of the couch and let the heat blow on your crouch. But don't turn it up too high or you can overheat your meat.

TSA
04-04-2008, 02:01 AM
are you for real or are you trying to burn my dick off out of jealousy?

HarlemDiplomat
04-04-2008, 02:04 AM
are you for real or are you trying to burn my dick off out of jealousy?

Son... I'm for real.

Or you can take 4 plastic grocery bags and fill them with warm water... tie up the ends and make sure its no leaks and place the bag on your bare nut sack. The warmth of the water will travel up your scrotum to your dick and relieve the pain.

Also drink green tea.

TSA
04-04-2008, 02:09 AM
thanks homie





















how the FUCK did you learn this shit!?

diggy
04-04-2008, 02:22 AM
Ask and u shall receive! ;$

Edgar Erebus
04-04-2008, 03:49 AM
so i was wondering, you know after you beat the living dickens out of your living dickens, how do you get that sore feeling to go away fast

I don't know doe, I never had any such problems... In fact I'm able to please a girl less than 5 minutes after s nice jacken. Without any side efx.

KERZO
04-04-2008, 06:18 AM
...and i remember....damn it, i can't be sore for tomorrow, it's a big day for me in the pussy game

so i was wondering, you know after you beat the living dickens out of your living dickens, how do you get that sore feeling to go away fast

any old indian methods......slippy?

i've already put bengay on my balls in highschool, and so i won't use that on my dick for the risk it might touch my balls and put me through the most painful 5 minutes of my manhood..again

:lmao:...just stop masturbating with heat rub and you should be fine

DUMBO
04-04-2008, 06:46 AM
excellent thread. i try not to beat off the day before an encounter b/c i was to increase the viscousity of my gift. though i am not sure about the science on this shit i suggest that you lay off on the masturbation and ante up the pringles and other salty foods in order to maximise all relevant wad characteristics - thickness, purity of contents, viscousity and drainage pressure.

KERZO
04-04-2008, 06:52 AM
thickness, purity of contents, viscousity and drainage pressure.

that sounds like a plumber talking about my water pipes....

begongo
04-04-2008, 07:27 AM
the guy sure knows a lot about cum ...

SKAMPOE
04-04-2008, 07:33 AM
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cap
04-04-2008, 07:49 AM
I don't know doe, I never had any such problems... In fact I'm able to please a girl less than 5 minutes after s nice jacken. Without any side efx.

haha i was about to say the same thing!!

actually
















i try my best to beat it up,right before i pick up a girl....
A LOT OF PEOPLE DO IT FUCK YOU

V4D3R
04-04-2008, 11:26 AM
I know a trick or two... eat a 1/2 gallon of yogurt for a healthy skeet.

Some zinc tablets makes it be less runny.

Busting a nut before sex is always good if u wanna last long and not make her say "That's it?!?"

I better get kudos mofo.

TSA
04-04-2008, 11:34 AM
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step outside of your body and lets put this in context

you click a thread called So I was jacking off right...

got surpise that it was talking about jacking off

googled "Men Having Sex"

chose from an assortment of men having sex

HIT SAVE AS Mehn havin secks TeeEsAy
slide clicked, hit open with paint

typed the words "1 more classic gay thread for wucorp"
on top of TWO MEN HAVING SEX
that's at this point ON YOUR DESKTOP
then you hit Save As

meaning 2 (to my knownledge) pieces of gay porn is on your hard drive

you uploaded it

copied it

thought
"Dis iz guna Ether dem"

then posted it, and your trying to say IM gay.....

SKAMPOE
04-04-2008, 02:29 PM
i went through all that trouble just to cal u gay yess surrr

Blackula Spectacula
04-04-2008, 02:33 PM
Son... I'm for real.

Or you can take 4 plastic grocery bags and fill them with warm water... tie up the ends and make sure its no leaks and place the bag on your bare nut sack. The warmth of the water will travel up your scrotum to your dick and relieve the pain.

Also drink green tea.

I can tell you be bating ALOT

SKAMPOE
04-04-2008, 02:36 PM
How Bout U Black? Do U Double Click Ur Mouse From Time 2 Time?

Blackula Spectacula
04-04-2008, 02:50 PM
How Bout U Black? Do U Double Click Ur Mouse From Time 2 Time?

i have a touch pad. and yes I do.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-04-2008, 02:53 PM
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