View Full Version : You know what really toots my horn?
when you have a pussy drought, like an epic, epic, pussy drought, then you find a girl with pussy like a fucking babies anus(no pedo), then you take her to a few place and pussy just starts getting thrown at you but you can't catch it cause she's right there and africans talk shit but that ain't my steelz
I take this girl out for a night on duh town and shit, and this african event and i swear the finest african girl in the city starts jocking my dick...HARD...and i'm thinking
G.O.D!(echoes6x)
but i really can't do anything about it cause you know....yeah...not say the one i was with wasn't fine, they're both dime piece model types:thumbup:, but WTF.
You know what really jews my juices?
when you all up in duh party with a "date" while whores are begging to treat a niggas dick like bisquick.
Death the Kid
04-06-2008, 04:29 AM
Or or, you going out with someone, and at some party some fine ass bitch starts grindin on you and you like "goddamn"!
you know what boils my beaner? when ppl post in the You know what toots my horn thread and don't start thier statement off with..
..you know what ____s my ____
but yeah, i know what you mean, i just avoided eye contact with other hoorz, which makes them dig it more.
and i just had a dream about the super fine one that i wasn't with.
she looks like tyra banks with a less defined face, darker, and skinnier with the same sized breasticals.
and a crooked tooth! ^O^*splooges*
Sicka than aidZ
04-06-2008, 11:52 AM
how these westcoast bitchez i was kickin it with know the words to back like that but cant even get faded an come thru with the gin an juice or w ballz man toots my fuckin horn
STYLE
04-06-2008, 12:08 PM
know what really scrapes my scrotum? when u try to return the attention u got from earlier and the girl is like "i can't. u got somebody"
but u knew that when you were drooling over the thought of my bukkake on yo hibachi. now you acting brand new like AAs in a dildo. (no homo)
yo TSA, hit that lizard king/blackula movie thread up. hilarious shit goin on there. i wanna see your directorial skillz.
the thread title should be changed tho. to wutang soap opera. "gays of our lives"
MAYOR QUIMBY
04-06-2008, 01:52 PM
You know what really tickles my fungus? When ugly bitches think they are fine. My buddy has a dog faced sister. I'm talkin Chewbacca's distant cousin here. She flaunts herself like she's a dime piece. And ugly bitches around my town all do this.
BlahCulo
04-06-2008, 01:59 PM
they have african events in Nebraska? hmmm I didn't know that.
NOS IS LIKE, NOS IS LIKE....
Olive Oil Goombah
04-06-2008, 02:42 PM
*snickers*
you kno wut really chaps my ass, is that i think she was seein another guy....one day outta the blue she sends me a John Deere letter.
they have african events in Nebraska? hmmm I didn't know that.
NOS IS LIKE, NOS IS LIKE....
....you know that giddies my gooch, when blackula wants this to happen to her, again and again....
JASPER
04-06-2008, 05:22 PM
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5964/nas2ug2.jpg
(Join Date: Jun 2005 x Posts: 7,356) + Forgotten = Ouch.
BlahCulo
04-06-2008, 05:28 PM
wtf so Jasper can make nigger jokes and I can't ?
Olive Oil Goombah
04-06-2008, 05:30 PM
Is it me or is there less oxygen in this thread???
JASPER
04-06-2008, 05:35 PM
(Join Date: Jun 2005 x Posts: 7,356) + Forgotten = Ouch.???
wtf so Jasper can make nigger jokes and I can't ????
wtf so Jasper can make nigger jokes and I can't ?
nobody said you can't do anything, you just know whats good for you
and LOL at the TSA brigade bursting through like i won't drive them to suicide
but again black, your not very bright at all, at..all..it's a proven fact, the best thing you can do is protek ya threadz
Olive Oil Goombah
04-06-2008, 05:39 PM
LOL...your such a cornball. If she was ugly, and had anything to be embarassed about thats one thing, but everyone here is sweatin the pics so your logic, like your face, is fucked.
you know what really goobles my goose, when your getting good with a girl, and she starts trying to establish dominance over duh hornier animal by playing hard to get all of a sudden
even though you get it
and maintain dominance cause shit is real yo, shit is madd real
you know what really sniffs my piff? When your feeling 2 girls at a time. not like, trying to dig guts on both cause trying to dig on multiples is a must, but you actually wanna snuggle with 2.
there's 1 that im diggin, but idk how much cause every time im not with her im thinking about this OTHER one that looks like tyra banks (i kid you not, only she's darker and has a less defined face) and is digg dagg diggallahing duh god, but everytime i see the 2 of them they're together so i can't really react like a geeohdee.
like we were putting together this event, then after it we were all cleaning up and i had one on one time with the tyra looking one and she wanted to go on a walk with me, but then the other one comes
and it's not like i don't like the other one, cause i do, a lot, more so then i thought i did but i still don't know...
shit's getting real....looks like i got an interesting mating season (spring-august) coming up..
HarlemDiplomat
04-06-2008, 11:32 PM
Damn son...
Sicka than aidZ
04-06-2008, 11:32 PM
damn tyra aint that fly dog...man her makeup game definantly burns my bacon dog bitch looks gross.
The Grandmaster
04-06-2008, 11:48 PM
damn tyra aint that fly dog...man her makeup game definantly burns my bacon dog bitch looks gross.
^^pays attention at how a woman applicates her make-up instead of focussing on duh goodz = raging homosexual
telling from The Grandmaster's use of 'Duh' 'z' and the speed by which he went to Gen Chat, he's a secondary
diggy
04-07-2008, 12:20 AM
Anyone who thinks Tyra looks gross,
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i202/peterdonato/bradvei-Tyra-Banks-DTmar05-09.jpg
Thinks this is beautiful:
http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/tgp/gremlin/gremlinpics/gremlin2.jpg
http://www.wizardmidrand.com/images/tyra-banks.jpg
damn tyra aint that fly dog...man her makeup game definantly burns my bacon dog bitch looks gross.
^gay.
you know what chaps my hide? when guy say women that GET PAID to look unrealistically good don't look good for reasons that would required hours of thought and analysis revealing insecurity of gayness, or hate...sometimes the HATE WOMEN cause they're famous...
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 12:31 AM
Is it me or is there less oxygen in this thread???
*snicker snicker* awwww lawd
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:34 AM
lol
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 12:38 AM
I'm not hating on Tyra .. Woman is gorgeous but all the make up does make her look different.
She even complained on her show ( I watch it all the time heheh) that she has trouble with men she dates after she gets comfortable with them and she don't wanna wear make up, they're not use to it.
http://topcollection.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/tyra-banks.jpg
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:40 AM
i'll fuck the shit outta tyra any day shiit n if im feeling like havin sum nasty ^
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 12:42 AM
Skampoe .... you'd fuck ne one who'd let you, lets be honest.
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:44 AM
black y dont u bless me wit sum toto ?
well thanks for point out that tyra banks is a human being.
anyways, you know what digi's my snack? Knowing Shabba Ranks will never duplicate this perfection again, and therefore nobody will....but trust, i will re-live this EXACT scene one day..watch
mDzitLRrt2Y
"Waiting fah waht?"
diggy
04-07-2008, 12:45 AM
Skampoe, as soon as u lift up yur stomach to pull out yur little baby penis to fuck her, she'll smell the stench from the dirt under your stomach and pass out. If u then fuck her it would be rape!
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 12:45 AM
Because 1. You don't have one.
2. You're Fat.
Just Being Brutally Honest.
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 12:47 AM
well thanks for point out that tyra banks is a human being.
YW.
NOS IS LIKE, NOS IS LIKE.....
diggy
04-07-2008, 12:47 AM
Hey skamp, just buy youself 1 of those fake vaginas from a sex shop.
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:48 AM
ok....
white skampoe:
tsa ur jerry curls drippin soul glow hoe!
i swear blackula has had 0 worth to anything/one living
get the fUCK outta my thread.... blubbauh.
i'm all sitting here talking about Shabba Ranks and your talking about skampoe
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:49 AM
Skampoe, as soon as u lift up yur stomach to pull out yur little baby penis to fuck her, she'll smell the stench from the dirt under your stomach and pass out. If u then fuck her it would be rape!
amoo give my boy tone 2 bags of dope to find n rape u witta fiddy cent dildo!
^AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!
ok....
white skampoe:
tsa ur jerry curls drippin soul glow hoe!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!
if your not rob digi, skampoe, pep, or stylemaster, or anyone of the other geeohdeez don't even talk to me on this website
Obese puerto rican TSA:
Skampoe spreads his asshole and sits on the space heater
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:51 AM
Hey skamp, just buy youself 1 of those fake vaginas from a sex shop.
u mad cuz im married n ur gay n still cant get laid! fag!
diggy
04-07-2008, 12:52 AM
Oh, so u have dildos in your possession?
FAGGOT!!!
diggy
04-07-2008, 12:55 AM
u mad cuz im married n ur gay n still cant get laid! fag!
What are u married to?
A pig that looks similar to u?
Hows the sex?
Do u reallly have to lift up your stomach?
:tease:
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:55 AM
african coon skampoe:
''in tsa voice''vvvvv
500 gee o dees points if u post ur dick , whut it taste like? call my fone ben !''
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:56 AM
no fuckin homo
diggy
04-07-2008, 12:57 AM
african coon skampoe:
''in tsa voice''vvvvv
500 gee o dees points if u post ur dick , whut it taste like? call my fone ben !''
^^
The rantings of a sexually depraved faggot, who claims he's married, but posts pics of bestiality and a man's anus stuffed with fish!
8O
http://a482.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/93/l_e3515053696d8e1420f471e5ff3aeee1.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=220651888&albumID=376035&imageID=1439310)
AAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHH!!!AHAHAHAH!!AH
http://a381.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_ab3cb34451ae89dafea8c8347a725664.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=220651888&albumID=217202&imageID=716086)
AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
http://a521.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_da458b2ed14b133b7ebc4f22821c8520.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=220651888&albumID=217202&imageID=715835)
FUCKK!AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!AHAHAH!HH!
http://a203.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/123/l_0cbfe198b326ae309f80edafacb880da.jpg (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=220651888&albumID=217202&imageID=715702)
SKAMPOE LOOKS LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN LIGHT BULB!AJAHAHAAAHHAHHAHHH!!AHAHAH
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 12:59 AM
dicky ur such a fag
6² Chambaz
04-07-2008, 12:59 AM
You know what really snaps my schnopel ??? This video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UlyF0kIFBOU
Diggy, you should go to bed, you obviously can't hang
come back when your 1000 posts deep in the game nigga
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:00 AM
nigga i'll kill u
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:01 AM
Skamp are you still planning on losing the weight?
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:01 AM
You know what snaps my schnopel ??? This video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UlyF0kIFBOU
hahahahahahahaha thanx i neede dat u boosted ma high nigga:clap:
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:03 AM
http://a203.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/123/l_0cbfe198b326ae309f80edafacb880da.jpg
Hey Skamp, are those size 60 jeans and XXXXXL shirt?
LOL!!
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:03 AM
Skamp are you still planning on losing the weight?
yess surrr|)
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:04 AM
http://a203.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/123/l_0cbfe198b326ae309f80edafacb880da.jpg
Hey Skamp, are those size 60 jeans and XXXXXL shirt?
LOL!!
u god damn rahhh faggit heavy weight nigga dat'l kill u
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:05 AM
http://a203.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/123/l_0cbfe198b326ae309f80edafacb880da.jpg
Hey Skamp, are those size 60 jeans and XXXXXL shirt?
LOL!!
lmao you're so mean ... but it's so true
Diggy ... where in Canaduh?
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:06 AM
ya clit hang like a turkey face
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:07 AM
u god damn rahhh faggit heavy weight nigga dat'l kill u
Nah, fatty, it'll KILL YOU!!!
you already used that one skamp
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:08 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/alexpiknik002.jpg
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:09 AM
lmao you're so mean ... but it's so true
Diggy ... where in Canaduh?
Ottawa.
You?
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:09 AM
its hot
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/SKAMP.jpg
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:10 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/alexpiknik002.jpg
Why does the dog have red eyes?
Did u fuck it vigorously up the ass with a bent cock?
The Grandmaster
04-07-2008, 01:10 AM
telling from The Grandmaster's use of 'Duh' 'z' and the speed by which he went to Gen Chat, he's a secondary
Of course, cause this is the only place on the internet where people replace "s"'s by "z"'s...
I've been watching you anal repentive faggots getting at it for a while and decided to join the party. I even brought some vaseline wiff me :thumbup:.
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:11 AM
Skamps necks gonna look my vagina once he loses the weight, vagina neck.
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:12 AM
Of course, cause this is the only place on the internet where people replace "s"'s by "z"'s...
I've been watching you anal repentive faggots getting at it for a while and decided to join the party. I even brought some vaseline wiff me :thumbup:.
Hand the vaseline over to Skampoe. I think he likes faggotry anal!
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:12 AM
Ottawa.
You?
get the fuck outta here fag
go hang ya self witta stention cord
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/m0od4love/duke.jpg
lmao @ ''stention'' cord
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:13 AM
Skamps necks gonna look my vagina once he loses the weight, vagina neck.
What does your vagina look like, if I might ask?
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:14 AM
Why does the dog have red eyes?
Did u fuck it vigorously up the ass with a bent cock?
u would love dat wouldnt u u fag! u love thinkin up gay scenarios wit me n ma dog u fuckin faggit mu fucka
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:14 AM
get the fuck outta here fag
go hang ya self witta stention cord
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/m0od4love/duke.jpg
lmao @ ''stention'' cord
Why an extention cord?
Is that what u would hang yourself with, being that u probably weigh like 550 lbs and u need something strong enough to hang yourself with?
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:15 AM
Ottawa.
You?
Oh word .. >_>
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:16 AM
u would love dat wouldnt u u fag! u love thinkin up gay scenarios wit me n ma dog u fuckin faggit mu fucka
Ur the one who had your arm around the dog as if u were mackin. You put the suggestion out there. Bestiallity loving anal lover.
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:16 AM
http://pic.photobucket.com/spacer.gifhttp://pic.photobucket.com/spacer.gif
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:16 AM
What does your vagina look like, if I might ask?
ask TSA ... i'm sure he can give you a fake pic of my vagina
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:18 AM
Ur the one who had your arm around the dog as if u were mackin. You put the suggestion out there. Bestiallity loving anal lover.
nah kid no homo/beastiallity gay shit lover! 100% spic godbody nigga from da port, hollow side dat is!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/GTFO.jpg
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:21 AM
whats wrong with ya eye brows skamp haha and is that red hair you're stylin? Ginger huh?
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:22 AM
nah kid no homo/beastiallity gay shit lover! 100% spic godbody nigga from da port, hollow side dat is!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/GTFO.jpg
^^
Fake thugs take pics with guns and post them on the internet.
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:23 AM
nigga i'll killl u bitch
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:24 AM
^^
Fake thugs take pics with guns and post them on the internet.
Is that gun even real?
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:24 AM
dicky mad cuz he dont recognize da strength of the god cuz he dont know nuffin bout the realness
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:24 AM
nigga i'll killl u bitch
Well, u know what city I live in. Go to yahoo.com maps and find out how to come here, ya fat fuck.
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:26 AM
dicky mad cuz he dont recognize da strength of the god cuz he dont know nuffin bout the realness
Strength???
I bet it it just a workout 4 you to just lift your arm!!
:yes:
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:27 AM
The gun doesn't even look real!!!
:lmao:
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:28 AM
nigga i'll kill u
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/NUSHHH006.jpg
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:30 AM
nigga i'll kill u
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/NUSHHH006.jpg
^^
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Look at this fool!!!
Wannabe gansta!!
Your not scaring anyone!!
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:32 AM
nigga ur da fuckin fag n eybody kno!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/00000028.jpg
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:33 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/00000027.jpg
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:33 AM
Yo I noticed that Skamps got bushy eye brows in the nylon pic .. and wierd ... maybe .. possibly pluck eyebrows in the fake gun one... Skamp stop posting your pics .. you're losing
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:34 AM
nigga ur da fuckin fag n eybody kno!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/00000028.jpg
A man who keeps on postin pics of himself posin as a gangster in order to impress or scare another man = EXTREEMLY GAY
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 01:36 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/00000027.jpg
lmao .... how does this prove you're "gangsta" hhahaha you got put in the trunk of a car hahahahah.
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:36 AM
why iz skank-hoe getting hate? Sure d00d needs to lose a couple of pounds but.......he's a jolly fucker with a sense of humour!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/mole562/MyNigga.jpg
U mean u don't know??
The dude is a sick fuck who posted bestiality, a mans anus stuffed with 3 fish, and other sickening stuff ( too much to mention).
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:40 AM
A man who keeps on postin pics of himself posin as a gangster in order to impress or scare another man = EXTREEMLY GAY
i aint tryna impress any one specially not ur bitch ass, i can across of these old flix n im postin em im bout to post a video, its an oldi but goodie!
n dicky i aint posin shit u dont kno me nigga
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:41 AM
U mean u don't know??
The dude is a sick fuck who posted bestiality, a mans anus stuffed with 3 fish, and other sickening stuff ( too much to mention).
for the shock factor fag ''SHOCK FAC TOR'', U WENT N CAME OUT THE CLOSET IN 3 DIFFRENT THREADS IN 3 DIFRENT WAYS!! FAG
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 01:43 AM
I'll Be Back With A Video For Ya Savages Hahaha
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:44 AM
for the shock factor fag ''SHOCK FAC TOR'', U WENT N CAME OUT THE CLOSET IN 3 DIFFRENT THREADS IN 3 DIFRENT WAYS!! FAG
You're the one who got banned 4 postin sick shit, not me, Fagman!
get the fuck outta here fag
go hang ya self witta stention cord
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/m0od4love/duke.jpg
lmao @ ''stention'' cord
LOL and lmaoing Stention cord
AHH@HAHAHAHAHAHAH!H!H!HHAHA!
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:49 AM
LOL and lmaoing Stention cord
AHH@HAHAHAHAHAHAH!H!H!HHAHA!
Maybe Skampoe uses the stention cord to tie up his hog, I mean wife's legs and belly up so that he can achieve unhindered penetration!
diggy
04-07-2008, 01:51 AM
Hey TSA, I'm getting there. 9 more and it's 1000.
you can do it lil buddy! you can do it!
i suggest making # 1000 an epic contribution to the dot trace spectacula
diggy
04-07-2008, 02:00 AM
you can do it lil buddy! you can do it!
i suggest making # 1000 an epic contribution to the dot trace spectacula
I'm not comprehending.
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53906
^comprehenshun
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 02:16 AM
Connect the dots on YA FAAAAACE
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 02:20 AM
Hahahahahaa
Connect the dots on YA FAAAAACE
zRtZukM0LLU
Anyone wanna guess who's ass naked naked ass twat ass clit naked body i traded for this album? 9:|6|)9:|6
BlahCulo
04-07-2008, 02:52 AM
:) .. You lie ......................... I got my resources... they tell me you lie. But :)
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 02:54 AM
Me
Mumm Ra
04-07-2008, 08:46 AM
you know what really burns my buns?
hemorrhoids.
Mumm Ra
04-07-2008, 08:52 AM
you know what really obstructs my yellow brick road? when you got a female friend with benefits, make out with her hot friend at a party, then she wont talk to ya anymore.
Olive Oil Goombah
04-07-2008, 09:05 AM
*Getting light-head*
Two things: Skamp is a fat mack.......Diggy, I don't wanna believe your gay, but I think you are.....
*Passes out from lack of oxygen*
RzaRectum
04-07-2008, 01:31 PM
*Getting light-head*
Two things: Skamp is a fat mack.......Diggy, I don't wanna believe your gay, but I think you are.....
*Passes out from lack of oxygen*
Wake up! :slap slap: Jaspers coming!
JehovAllah
04-07-2008, 10:02 PM
u know whut really fries my brain, mary jane!
golden arches, dat really clogs my fuckin arteries!
you know what really farts in my wet suit?
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2006/WetSuitFart.jpg
When you met a FINE ASS girl and for reasons that are beyond your control cont get chance to get the number, so you have to just hope you bump into her again
Sicka than aidZ
04-08-2008, 12:02 AM
naw she looks bunk but i aint black. I dont know she missin something with me. Fuck yall
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