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6 Chambaz
04-08-2008, 02:33 PM
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the most awaited ceremony of the year, the Wu-Tang Corp Academy Awards !!!

And This Is What It's All about:


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The Award Itself, The Golden Ben




Let Us Remind You, That Todays Coverage Is Brought To You By









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All Right, First Let's Head Straight To The Red Carpet: We Can See The Originator Of The Awards: Lizard King, Sporting His Usual Outfit And 1/4 Of His Home:













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Next Up, It's The Immaculate, Spectacula, BLACKULA !!! Sporting A Golden Popcorn Pimp Cup And A New Girlfriend:
















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Next Up, The Enchanting Ms. Rzarectah And Her Cavalier, Stylemasterr:












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Oh, There's Palehorse, Star Of This Year's "GenChat Rumble: Pale's Revenge"













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36Chambaz With His Lovely Lady:











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Now, For The Award Ceremony Itself.



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First Category: Worst Film




Being The Only Nominee In This Category, The Winner Is ...






















The Hippie (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=17b1cb4db3fb3aae78dfd7f7e4c39205), Dir. 36Chambaz




BOOOOOOOOOOO



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Next Up, The Award For Best Music

The Nominees Were:

The Style Master (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b69b513c36c049478ef76a1f9c6ff7c5), Dir. Stylemaster
Blackula Attackula (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=a6a42babb532934e72ab1b2ae6ceb4be), Dir. Stylemaster
Lizard King & DJ Methods: A True Love Story (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=30f4025a8c965f8822757f9b487c8f56), Dir. 36Chambaz


And The Winner Is...















The Style Master, Dir. Stylemaster












Excited By The Win, His Face Says It All:


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Next Category: Best Leading Role

The Nominees Were:

Tauro (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=61a334c9b91cc57462115f820c05732a), Cleansing Of The Vatican
Jasper (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=1ee05e394bd6dcc7ca69343fde9065b1), Confessions Of Chrapist
Palehorse (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=111650), GenChat Rumble: Pale's Revenge
Sergeant Steels (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=111648), Badge & Vaseline






And The Winner Is:


















Without Any Doubt, Palehorse Wins The Award For His Epic Performance Alongside Visions Unseen In "GenChat Rumble":








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Now, For Best Film

The Winner Is...











"GenChat Rumble: Pale's Revenge", Starring Palehorse And Visions Unseen





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And Last, But Not Least, Best Director

The Nominees Were:

Blackula
Stylemasterr
Palehorse
36Chambaz
Jasper





But The Award Goes To...












STYLEMASTERR


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Thank You Ladies, And Gentlemen For Attending The Ceremony.

Thank You Speeches To Follow...

Edgar Erebus
04-08-2008, 02:34 PM
Rep whore post

6 Chambaz
04-08-2008, 02:40 PM
Rep whore post
Haha, I Ain't Mad At 'Cha

TAURO
04-08-2008, 02:42 PM
Great....another wannabe heat/stylemaster/tsa.



Originality has completely gone out the window here at gen chat.

King Tron 1
04-08-2008, 02:47 PM
I expected more, got less. :(

TAURO
04-08-2008, 02:52 PM
Tauro, Cleansing Of The Vatican
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=61a334c9b91cc57462115f820c05732a

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.....I hadn't seen this.

SKAMPOE
04-08-2008, 02:57 PM
Nba Jam/robbidigital Won Hands Down Ya Som Bitin Ass Nukkaz

Quote Whut Tauro Said

TSA
04-08-2008, 03:17 PM
Great....another wannabe heat/stylemaster/tsa.



Originality has completely gone out the window here at gen chat.
ppl that say^ this need to shut the fuck up.

How is HE unoriginal and all for ya'lls post are just yellow text and your unwanted opinion on everything?

then he throws pictures in and somehow that's unoriginal cause someone had a copy right no photography?

the fuck?

fags.

this post was original as fuck. being another heat/stylemaster/tsa only means your a G.O.D.

ill award show, though i atleast wanted to see the TSA red carpet intro tho, but i wasn't nominated to it made sense.

TSA
04-08-2008, 03:20 PM
and The Hippie winning worst film was dumb, that shit was funny, i saw worst

Olive Oil Goombah
04-08-2008, 03:21 PM
I feel like the academy has blackballed me for the simple fact that I am Italian-American. No nominees, no red-carpet....*turns his back on the film establishment*

TAURO
04-08-2008, 03:21 PM
ppl that say^ this need to shut the fuck up.

How is HE unoriginal and all for ya'lls post are just yellow text and your unwanted opinion on everything?

then he throws pictures in and somehow that's unoriginal cause someone had a copy right no photography?

the fuck?

fags.

this post was original as fuck. being another heat/stylemaster/tsa only means your a G.O.D.

ill award show, though i atleast wanted to see the TSA red carpet intro tho, but i wasn't nominated to it made sense.

It's the punchine of the gag......seen it all before, besides I would hold you responsible for making threads like this so often that the joke is pretty much dead for everyone else.

TSA
04-08-2008, 03:27 PM
your reply is irrelevant due to the fact that nobodies joking douche.

i'd hate to meet the homo that laughed off the strenght that there was music playing and pictures anyways


if the dude wants to throw in music and pics, fuck it, do that shit, it's an advancement in posting, makes your shit come alive and more entertaining. That's like some british homo calling you a style bitter for using the english language.

what if i would have made ether and triumpth with no music..it would be gay as fuck.


i hold you responsible for making unfunny all yellow text replies about your opinion unfunny, cause you did it some many times that the joke died.

6 Chambaz
04-08-2008, 03:29 PM
Damn, the idea wasn't to make a monumental post TSA/Stylemasterr style, the idea was to name the best films... with a twist. But if you want to hate, I don't really mind.

STYLE
04-08-2008, 03:33 PM
there's still cannes, golden globe and SAG awards.



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wow! i am truly honored. with such a talented field of directors, this award means a lot.
i would like to thank:
1st and foremost the holy lizard, the raptor, without him none of this would be possible.
the academy
lizard king, a true innovator in film making.
tauro, dj methods, sgt. steels and pat bateman, i couldn't have pulled these films off without fine actors such as them.
blackula, what can i say about such a beautiful, young, talented actress? she made my films come alive.

and last but not least my queen, my better half, the mother of my child, msrzarectah. she kept me focused and centered. i just want to say thankyou.
come here baby.....
http://www.aolcdn.com/style/goldenglobescouplesbrangie
*audience lets out a "wooooooooooooooo"*

TSA
04-08-2008, 03:40 PM
^AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!





http://www.zmemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kanye-west.jpg
*Commenses bitch made faggot baby nigga rampage back stage for not winning an award*



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36 chambers doesn't care about black people!




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*Pulls down pants*









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*poops in cupped hand and throws pheces in tears*























































































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*Begins sobbing on Erykah Badu's shoulder while heart gently weeps;(*

6 Chambaz
04-08-2008, 03:41 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!

http://www.zmemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kanye-west.jpg
*Commenses bitch made faggot baby nigga rampage back stage for not winning an award*



http://media.canada.com/a373a9c0-95d4-4a46-a780-e930d6c76147/070531-kanye-west.jpg
36 chambers doesn't care about black people

AHAHAHAHAHAHA At least someone's on the light side of the force...

King Tron 1
04-08-2008, 03:51 PM
I had a feeling that someone was gonna Kanye'd after not winning.

TSA
04-08-2008, 03:55 PM
*Pees on the floor and lights a flame*


http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060125/141839__kanye_l.jpg



*Kidnaps white women and climbs the Empire State Building*


http://www.openentrance.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/kanye-si-swimsuit2.jpg

SKAMPOE
04-08-2008, 04:00 PM
your reply is irrelevant due to the fact that nobodies joking douche.

i'd hate to meet the homo that laughed off the strenght that there was music playing and pictures anyways


if the dude wants to throw in music and pics, fuck it, do that shit, it's an advancement in posting, makes your shit come alive and more entertaining. That's like some british homo calling you a style bitter for using the english language.

what if i would have made ether and triumpth with no music..it would be gay as fuck.


i hold you responsible for making unfunny all yellow text replies about your opinion unfunny, cause you did it some many times that the joke died.
yup, true true

AcidPhosphate69
04-08-2008, 04:00 PM
The Kanye ones are funny. Rest of the thread is gay.

TSA
04-08-2008, 04:04 PM
http://www.jess3.com/blog/uploaded_images/goodmusic-kanye-708687.jpg

6 Chambaz
04-08-2008, 04:07 PM
*Pees on the floor and lights a flame*


http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060125/141839__kanye_l.jpg



*Kidnaps white women and climbs the Empire State Building*


http://www.openentrance.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/kanye-si-swimsuit2.jpg


What About
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TSA Is For The Children !

6 Chambaz
04-08-2008, 04:08 PM
Originality has completely gone out the window here at gen chat.


I wrote the whole post using the toes on my left leg only. If that ain't original, dunno what is

TSA
04-08-2008, 04:09 PM
^LOL! i think i already did that when i was snubbed from the 2007 wucorp awards, and if i didn't im shooting myself in the foot

6 Chambaz
04-08-2008, 04:11 PM
^LOL! i think i already did that when i was snubbed from the 2007 wucorp awards, and if i didn't im shooting myself in the foot

Don't know, and too lazy to find out

TSA
04-08-2008, 04:14 PM
http://keepingitreal.typepad.com/keepingitreal/images/2007/09/24/kanyewestnerd.jpg
*puts on extremely faggoty outfit that for some reason black comedians the world over are letting slip....*


http://music.ninemsn.com.au/img/promo/special/kanyemj_special.jpg
*Calls Jacksaw to come through with the heat*
























































































































http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/kanye.jpg
...the fuck you lookin at?

TSA
04-08-2008, 04:15 PM
alright that's enough.

SKAMPOE
04-08-2008, 04:33 PM
http://photos22.flickr.com/35198770_ba6e1234cf.jpg

STYLE
04-08-2008, 05:21 PM
There are so many more categories. Spec FX. Stunts Supp actors scriptwriting...

Suga Duga
04-08-2008, 05:24 PM
style killed all ya with his entrance video, its epic, the essence of bombay tv

Olive Oil Goombah
04-08-2008, 05:59 PM
Blackula was really the inspirations behind the whole making of the post.

STYLE
04-08-2008, 06:25 PM
style killed all ya with his entrance video, its epic, the essence of bombay tv
encore!
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b69b513c36c049478ef76a1f9c6ff7c5

King Tron 1
04-08-2008, 06:27 PM
encore!
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b69b513c36c049478ef76a1f9c6ff7c5

What the fuck is this, HAhahahaha!!!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
04-08-2008, 09:57 PM
encore!
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b69b513c36c049478ef76a1f9c6ff7c5

Bwahahahaahah I remember another thread like this, a suv truck commercial and the bombay movies...I need to search for that shit...

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
04-08-2008, 11:25 PM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2739/funnyface004aox9.jpg

TSA
04-08-2008, 11:29 PM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2739/funnyface004aox9.jpg
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhH!H!H!HAHAHA
AAHAHAHAHAH!H!H!H!HhH!H!H!HHAHAHAHH!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!AHAHAHAHAHHA

AHAHAhH!

+10GeeOhDeez

Blackula Spectacula
04-08-2008, 11:54 PM
Blackula was really the inspirations behind the whole making of the post.

Thats right.. Thank me Bitches!


btw ..


I should have won the best musical ... Mines was better.. but Styles first musical was quite exceptional too .

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
04-09-2008, 12:00 AM
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3766/funnyface003ath9.jpg

TSA
04-09-2008, 12:02 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHhahaAHAHHH!H!H!H!HAHAHH!!!

EAGLE EYE
04-09-2008, 12:03 AM
stop it.

Sicka than aidZ
04-09-2008, 12:06 AM
photochop his shit robbay D

STYLE
04-09-2008, 12:08 AM
ben, you didn't peep ur best supporting actor nominated performance?

meanwhile back at the vatican......style and ben have a talk.
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=0271d0b6184bd2825f7c86a936cdb031

Sicka than aidZ
04-09-2008, 12:09 AM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2739/funnyface004aox9.jpg
chop this one ben looks like he's tryin to bust a cap with a snot rocket. u see that on the left. roflmao

TSA
04-09-2008, 12:11 AM
he's trying to bite my nostril swag

EAGLE EYE
04-09-2008, 12:14 AM
im going to sleep, Ive got the interview of my life tomorrow morning. im a nervous wreck.




fuck.

STYLE
04-09-2008, 12:40 AM
you clinched the best actress award 10x over.
nick won best actor hands down.
TSA wins best adaptation for wildflower


black we had the most dramatic love story. a double love triangle.

a mans rise to power
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=8c87f83d6a73661f48fa64b51b671081

the entrance
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b69b513c36c049478ef76a1f9c6ff7c5

the meeting
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=5495fda8d987cc86657a5682f7010063

the the conflict
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b7803f4c8554269789468f79b04682c3

style must console msrza
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=784ed73932586ca448aebc27a0058364

meet the press
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=0a6af2e6044f3e601f9db4e55ff354af

the conclusion.
Styles, Ms.Rza and Blackula .. in THE SPICTAKULAAAA
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=111649

Blackula Spectacula
04-09-2008, 01:27 AM
^ pretty good movie

HarlemDiplomat
04-09-2008, 01:58 AM
weak

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
04-09-2008, 09:26 AM
ben, you didn't peep ur best supporting actor nominated performance?

meanwhile back at the vatican......style and ben have a talk.
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=0271d0b6184bd2825f7c86a936cdb031

Bwahahahahahhhahaha

Peace Style. Mad busy I'll try and catch up with all of ya'll this weekend

STYLE
04-09-2008, 09:42 AM
weak
nigga, u eat fruity pebbles with water and a fork. wtf do you know about style?

TSA
04-09-2008, 09:51 AM
^AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!AHAHAhhHHAHAHHAH!

RzaRectum
04-10-2008, 07:13 AM
Damn! Not a single award. ;(
*Goes into mad producer mode* Fuck it, I-I-I-I'm in for the culture you kno'um sayin?
I don't be recognizin' all that loop jack shit.

The Grandmaster
04-10-2008, 08:03 AM
I actually wrote "The Godfather" in it's entirety. Yes, it's true. Mario Puzo was my window cleaner back in the days. I remember leaving the entire draft lying on a nearby desk, I decided that it wasn't good enough to be released and I had the coice of releasing either that or one of my other book written at approximately the same time: "The Grandmaster: A Lifetime of Excellence". Naturally, the second book was far superior. On the day that Puzo came into possession of the book he had left streaks on my windows. I've shown him the streaks, pointing at them and said "What the fuck is this, you greasy wop asshole? This shit is dirtier than your mother's ringpiece". I then informed Puzo that he was fired for such a shitty job, as he left, I looked at the streaks on the window again and in disgust: threw the closest thing to hand at the prick as he walked down the path with his bucket: The item at hand in this case, was the disgarded Godfather novel as he walked down the path before closing the door. It would indeed appear that Puzo picked up said script and passed it off as his own. I didn't give a fuck though, I've written better.