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STYLE
04-08-2008, 08:04 PM
i got a few chix that i have put on to this forum. now i can't guarantee they will stay after you all text gangrape them, but they will be formally introduced by me this weekend.

there will be fanfare and a press conference followed by a q&a session.


stay tuned......


jeopardy.
i need 15 contestants for the game. after signup i will randomly order them and set up rd 1 the winner of each rd will get a prize an move on to rd 2 with a chance at level 2 prize. and so on and so on.


just drop ur name here.

1. skamp
2. sicka
3. storm
4. pale
5. tonearm
6. chambaz
7. bego (ur new nickname)
8. masta chilla
9. pat
10. steels
11. 2L8
12. Nick
13. puss magoo
14.vision
15. wera

Orion Nebulus
04-08-2008, 08:09 PM
Do they actually know who Wu is? lol

JASPER
04-08-2008, 08:18 PM
This place needs some more nappy headed ho's since QoP stopped coming here.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-08-2008, 08:22 PM
i got a few chix that i have put on to this forum. now i can't guarantee they will stay after you all text gangrape them, but they will be formally introduced by me this weekend.

there will be fanfare and a press conference followed by a q&a session.


stay tuned......


jeopardy.
i need 15 contestants for the game. after signup i will randomly order them and set up rd 1 the winner of each rd will get a prize an move on to rd 2 with a chance at level 2 prize. and so on and so on.


just drop ur name here.

I don't get it. Do the bitches somehow coincide with the jeopardy, or is this thread 2 separate announcements?

STYLE
04-08-2008, 08:43 PM
two announcements, the girls, they are in their late 20's. they know Wu.


the game will try to begin next week.

SKAMPOE
04-08-2008, 08:48 PM
skampoe

Storm
04-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Storm

Sicka than aidZ
04-08-2008, 09:12 PM
Sicka Than Aidz

SKAMPOE
04-08-2008, 09:21 PM
peace 2 da godz^

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
04-08-2008, 09:22 PM
they shod re name wu-crop to sausage-factory

Sicka than aidZ
04-08-2008, 09:23 PM
This place needs some more nappy headed ho's since QoP stopped coming here.


one time JASPER GOT KICKED OFF WU CORP FOR CALLIN US NIGGERS TO MUCH. FUNNY THING, HE RE-REGISTERED under the name "N'-BOMB"(LIKE WE WOULDNT NOTICE) STARTED A NEW VERSION OF THE SAME HATE THREAD THAT GOT EVERY BROTHA AN SISTA ON WUCORP SO RYLED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE AND FOR THAT HE GOT HIS ASS BANNED FOR TWICE AS LONG. IT WAS HILARIOUS. U HAD TO BE THERE CUZ EVEY RACE ON TH EFORUM WAS ROOTIN FOR HIM EVEN QOP I THINK

SKAMPOE
04-08-2008, 09:24 PM
they shoukd ban u for gay!
@ punchin

Sicka than aidZ
04-08-2008, 09:26 PM
Punchy's Dope Bro I Made Thta Banner For Him Way Long Ago. Yo I Could Fuckin Burn That Oldschool Sicka Art Now Yall Dont Even Know. Whats Crackin Punchin Punchout?

TSA
04-08-2008, 10:09 PM
sicka doesn't make any sense

Sicka than aidZ
04-08-2008, 10:43 PM
sicka doesn't make any sense


thats what u think? fuck id really hate to be u then:king:

Blackula Spectacula
04-08-2008, 10:45 PM
Pictures?

TSA
04-08-2008, 10:48 PM
though this would be cool anywhere else, on this site it's a bad idea, too many homos and corny faggots to make it work

EAGLE EYE
04-08-2008, 10:52 PM
yes young TSA raptor disciple speaks the truth...



In my own opinion this game would be more gratifying on so many levels if we sent Blackula and her oatmeal pussy to that polygamist compound in Texas where the stand off is taking place..

At least the stakes would be higher and the sexually abused women would have a mushy breakfeast before the napalm bombs come through the windows.

TSA
04-08-2008, 10:54 PM
what?! LOL

that fella JAM is the cult of the elite.

when are you dropping your "epic banger"

EAGLE EYE
04-08-2008, 10:57 PM
When the planets are correctly aligned and the moon eclipses my devil penis thus acting like a "Moon dial"


I will also require several german and Belgian beers brewed by the purity laws of 1516.

Blackula Spectacula
04-08-2008, 10:58 PM
though this would be cool anywhere else, on this site it's a bad idea, too many homos and corny faggots to make it work

Some Faggots just don't know they're gay.

Sicka than aidZ
04-08-2008, 11:00 PM
though this would be cool anywhere else, on this site it's a bad idea, too many homos and corny faggots to make it work

ima have to pass if ima have to listen to your shit all the time TSA. im JUST lookin for the right words to help this shit make sense to you, how bout "EAT SHIT AN DIE," work?

TSA
04-08-2008, 11:15 PM
LOL i wasn't even talking about you, but now that you mention it, you fit the bill like a muhfucka

http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/?action=view&current=Corndigital.jpg

begongo
04-09-2008, 04:34 AM
I didn't really get what the jeopardy game is about ... I'd be in but I want some details

6 Chambaz
04-09-2008, 05:24 AM
36Chambaz

The Hound
04-09-2008, 05:47 AM
haha whatever this is i'll be done .

Masta Chilla
04-09-2008, 08:55 AM
Don Johnson
a.k.a. da Masta Chilla
a.k.a. Taifun, Chilla of the Desert,
a.k.a. Duh Ninjaaaaa
a.k.a. the one with the many nicknames
wants to be in.

STYLE
04-09-2008, 09:11 AM
TSA, you must have forgotten who u are dealing with...

Who can take tomorrow, Dip it in a dream?
Separate the bitches and collect up all the cream,
stylemaster can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the thread taste good.......

plus we both know when it starts, you will want in. but honestly, that defeatist attitude is why there aren't "new ideas/more female members" (see rev manifesto).


basically it works like this....

there will be 1 rd per game.

3 contestants per rd, 2 challengers 1 champ.

categories will be based on wucorp subforums- box office, sports, gen chat, wutang, KTL, digi und, etc..

when all the questions are answered, the player with the most money wins the prize and moves on to the next rd to compete against 2 more challengers for a larger prize.


prizes....
level:
1-a green rep bar(100 rep pts)
2-sig and avatar
3-????secret?????
4-Daaaayuuum! this prize is actually worth money
5-WTF!!!?!?!?


so we can actually start with the 7 players we have now. its enuff for 3 rds.

so there u have it.....



female members.....blackula, settle down. and wipe that white foam out the corner of ya mouf. all will be revealed in due time.

6 Chambaz
04-09-2008, 09:30 AM
What time tomorrow ?

CHRONZ
04-09-2008, 09:31 AM
Yall need to go outside in the sun and blaze

STYLE
04-09-2008, 09:49 AM
nah not tomorrow......
more like sat/sunday.
i'm OT right now.

begongo
04-09-2008, 11:12 AM
bongo = not cool

if you need a shorter version use bego, most of my friends call me that

Queen Of Poetry
04-09-2008, 11:37 AM
This place needs some more nappy headed ho's since QoP stopped coming here.


Racist fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Longbongcilvaringz
04-09-2008, 11:41 AM
IM DOWN FOR THIS JEOPARDY THING OK COOL

N-BOMB WAS A GREAT MEMBER BTW.

2L8Lit da croatianMC
04-09-2008, 01:43 PM
2L8 (too late)

Sgt Holly Wood
04-09-2008, 03:29 PM
sergeant steels


ayoo styles u better not have caught feeling over the indian movie thread nukka

CHOOSE ME!!!

2L8Lit da croatianMC
04-09-2008, 03:34 PM
Yall need to go outside in the sun and blaze


its nite up in here, plus im only got a 40, and all my contats lately got only skunk and super G...

STYLE
04-09-2008, 03:52 PM
sergeant steels


ayoo styles u better not have caught feeling over the indian movie thread nukka

CHOOSE ME!!!

who do i look like 2L8? i can take a joke.
got cha homey.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-09-2008, 03:55 PM
NickyTooch

STYLE
04-09-2008, 03:57 PM
5 slots left.

i will do the random bracketing once they are filled.

contestants study up on your wucorp threads. cause i'll be pulling a lot of questions from them.

JASPER
04-09-2008, 04:18 PM
Racist fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes darling, I'm the RACIST FUCKER!

*rips off 3 piece suit*

*unveils superman-like costume with RF logo on it*

*flies over ghetto yelling racist slurs*

*laughs*

HA!

Olive Oil Goombah
04-09-2008, 04:20 PM
racism is soooo 20th century.

TSA
04-09-2008, 04:31 PM
TheShaolinassassin


under the moniker of Puss Magoo

Visionz
04-09-2008, 05:40 PM
count me in

JASPER
04-09-2008, 06:19 PM
racism is soooo 20th century.You wanna take this outside, nigger face?

Queen Of Poetry
04-09-2008, 06:43 PM
Yes darling, I'm the RACIST FUCKER!

*rips off 3 piece suit*

*unveils superman-like costume with RF logo on it*

*flies over ghetto yelling racist slurs*

*laughs*

HA!


Yeah u definately fit that inbred..................my mother is my sister type along with the overalls and shotgun weddings...............:loser:

JASPER
04-09-2008, 06:54 PM
I'm 100% Aryan, the superior race and you're just a nappy bearded fiend. This makes me happy and you sad which makes me even more happy which makes you even more sad and now you're crying and I'm jerking off.


SPLOOOOOOOODGE!

Olive Oil Goombah
04-09-2008, 06:56 PM
HA! the germans are still mad that no one in europe likes them. I mean, they get there asses kicked in the east by a bunch of Slavs....in the west to a bunch of effeminite cooky Brits and cowardly French.

Oh those deutsches.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 12:43 AM
Can we have some more specific details so that i may tailor my research accordingly Mr. Styles?

Right now im pretty unsure of what the questions are basd upon.

Sicka than aidZ
04-10-2008, 01:29 AM
Yeah u definately fit that inbred..................my mother is my sister type along with the overalls and shotgun weddings...............:loser:

Like "MAAA" where'd u do wid my gunrack? " type shit. lmao

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-10-2008, 02:07 AM
add Wera. I'm interested and brainless.

CHRONZ
04-10-2008, 02:08 AM
its nite up in here, plus im only got a 40, and all my contats lately got only skunk and super G...
Dayum !! :dududu:
I hope you figure shit out !
peace

STYLE
04-10-2008, 05:26 AM
Can we have some more specific details so that i may tailor my research accordingly Mr. Styles?

Right now im pretty unsure of what the questions are basd upon.

okay, this is the only sneak peek i will give b4 the game...

#1- KTL $200- as a child this ancient ruler devised his plan for domination by playing with magnets.
"who is yakub?"


#2- gen chat $300 - in the wucourt trial saq ichi v wucorp, this was saq ichi's 1st defense against charges of faggotry.
"what is a foot fetish?"


#3-box office $100- cloverfield's US release was on this date.
"when is jan 18 2008?"

6 Chambaz
04-10-2008, 05:50 AM
okay, this is the only sneak peek i will give b4 the game...

#1- KTL $200- as a child this ancient ruler devised his plan for domination by playing with magnets.
"who is yakub?"


#2- gen chat $300 - in the wucourt trial saq ichi v wucorp, this was saq ichi's 1st defense against charges of faggotry.
"what is a foot fetish?"


#3-box office $100- cloverfield's US release was on this date.
"when is jan 18 2008?"

Nice, have more history questions

STYLE
04-10-2008, 06:33 AM
well if you know jeopardy, there are categories. so each category will be basded on a subforum

6 Chambaz
04-10-2008, 06:45 AM
I wonder what genchat 1000 is like

6 Chambaz
04-10-2008, 07:12 AM
Style, can you say exactly when it's happenin' ???

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 08:58 AM
ok, ive seen Jeopardy once or twice or whatever, in like movies and shit.

Explains the rules of it please.

I probably shouldnt have applied without knowing the rules, but my clear advantage over others made it an opportunity too good to pass up.

STYLE
04-10-2008, 08:59 AM
cant say for sure. rd 1 and maybe 2 will be on the same night. i have a flight to catch today. tomorrow is fri. lets say sunday. maybe. i'll post the brackets this afternoon.

STYLE
04-10-2008, 09:00 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeopardy!

Blackula Spectacula
04-10-2008, 09:00 AM
Yes darling, I'm the RACIST FUCKER!

*rips off 3 piece suit*

*unveils superman-like costume with RF logo on it*

*flies over ghetto yelling racist slurs*

*laughs*

HA!

EL OH EL

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 09:00 AM
also, ill need to know times GMT.

there is probably some way to have it at a time which isnt ridiculous for one of the competitors. Maybe people from the same areas should be in the same bracket?

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 09:03 AM
Ah fuck, not watching Jeopardy is going to put me at a huge disadvantage.

I thought it was just going to be like a trivia quiz style thing, this makes it twice as hard.

EAGLE EYE
04-10-2008, 09:04 AM
Eastern time is the only time that fucking matters on the corp.


We disregard nebraskan time zones, and sometimes pirate hoop time zones, and of course we always ignore canada just cuz its funny too.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 09:09 AM
ok

Olive Oil Goombah
04-10-2008, 02:00 PM
Ah fuck, not watching Jeopardy is going to put me at a huge disadvantage.

I thought it was just going to be like a trivia quiz style thing, this makes it twice as hard.

jeopardy is the most basic trivia show there is...

There are categories worth money, if you answer right you get the money, if not you lose it. There are daily doubles hidden....if you get one, you can bet as much as you have e.i. double up...or you dont have to bet anything, or you can wager whatever you'd like.

Than, there is the final round in which they give you a category, you write down your wager and after that you get the question.
Whoever has the most money left wins.

You never saw jeopardy...do you live under a rock?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-11-2008, 10:30 AM
so will the game be in this thread?

Longbongcilvaringz
04-11-2008, 10:45 AM
Yes Nicky, but answering in the form of a question is mad confusing for my mind.

Ill probably know every answer, its the answering with the question that is the problem...

Ill try though buddy,

Olive Oil Goombah
04-11-2008, 04:24 PM
its easy...

what is arkansas

who is pat bateman

STYLE
04-12-2008, 02:36 PM
okay here are the brackets....

sorry but the network execs rigged the bracket lottery for ratings reasons

rd1 - sweeps week edition
skamp
TSA
nick

rd 2- sword and knife edition
vision
masta chilla

rd3-great lakes editon
steels
storm

rd4- the protect ya scalp edition
sicka
pale

rd5-gypsy edition
2L8
bego

rd 6 challengers- reverse toilet flush edition
tonearm
pat

rd7-the left over meatloaf edition
wera
chambaz

there is also an issue with the prize system. i realized that those in the later brackets don't have an opportunity to get to prize level 4. but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it. for now the prize system stays as is.

STYLE
04-12-2008, 03:07 PM
oh yeah....rd1 will be on weds.

i got a meeting with coke on mon and tyler perry on tues. real talk.

wish me luck.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-12-2008, 03:17 PM
its easy...

what is arkansas

who is pat bateman

see i can tell your directing some kind of insult/joke towards me but i cant even interpret what it is unfortunately.

im from arkansas? or.... arkansas is like me? no idea....

but i guess i will be able to overcome this challenge, at least im against fellow "ossy" tonearms.

begongo
04-12-2008, 03:19 PM
arkansas is the worst state in every category

Longbongcilvaringz
04-12-2008, 03:26 PM
AHA

i see

ok so the question was... who is pat bateman, and the answer is arkansas, because it is very bad.

hence i am very bad!

brilliant!

STYLE
04-12-2008, 03:28 PM
arkansas is the worst state in every category

except 1.....producing pimpish presidents.

STYLE
04-12-2008, 03:30 PM
AHA

i see

ok so the question was... who is pat bateman, and the answer is arkansas, because it is very bad.

hence i am very bad!

brilliant!


no no no. i see this is gonna be a problem...


the ANSWER IS....
this wu-corp member has incomparable grooming habits.
the QUESTION IS
who is pat bateman?


get it?

any QUESTION is actually the ANSWER.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-12-2008, 03:36 PM
yes, but both of those things nicky said were questions.

STYLE
04-12-2008, 03:37 PM
okay so ...

because of its reputation for being the worst, this state is often compared to pat bateman.

"what is arkansas?"

begongo
04-12-2008, 03:37 PM
what if the question is ambiguous like "this wu-corp member is a homo" ?

Longbongcilvaringz
04-12-2008, 03:44 PM
you go with the most homo.

say.... Saqichi, or Supreme Mathematics.

or Blackula.

all above are acceptable.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-12-2008, 03:50 PM
wow pat....just...wow

Longbongcilvaringz
04-12-2008, 03:52 PM
yes, i know.

my mere presence at times has been known to induce that response.

STYLE
04-12-2008, 03:52 PM
wow pat....just...wow

i can see pat giving all the right answers but ending the game with $-1200 cause he can't get the question part right.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-12-2008, 04:02 PM
nah its cool, even i can learn sometimes.

ive ben studying jeopardy on youtube, although thus far it has been more confusing than enlightening:

botdmsQilnU

Longbongcilvaringz
04-12-2008, 04:10 PM
oh, and before i go, i can safely assume that game play will be undertaken according to official Jeopardy rules and conventions.

whereby if a contestant fails to correctly phrase their question, although answers correctly, they will be prompted by the host to do so.

and awarded points thereafter.

STYLE
04-12-2008, 05:35 PM
oh, and before i go, i can safely assume that game play will be undertaken according to official Jeopardy rules and conventions.

whereby if a contestant fails to correctly phrase their question, although answers correctly, they will be prompted by the host to do so.

and awarded points thereafter.




oh is that how they do it now?
i haven't watched in a few yrs, but back in tha day, a non-question answer was a wrong answer.

i think the old school rules will apply. i like the fact that you could say the right answer the wrong way and have someone come right behind you with your answer and get the money.

STYLE
04-12-2008, 05:37 PM
nah its cool, even i can learn sometimes.

ive ben studying jeopardy on youtube, although thus far it has been more confusing than enlightening:

botdmsQilnU

this is one of my fav cheers eps. cliff dominated only to lose it all in final jeopardy

Olive Oil Goombah
04-13-2008, 12:35 AM
oh is that how they do it now?
i haven't watched in a few yrs, but back in tha day, a non-question answer was a wrong answer.

i think the old school rules will apply. i like the fact that you could say the right answer the wrong way and have someone come right behind you with your answer and get the money.

Pat is on Ether again...it used to be if you didnt phrase it int he form of aquestion, alex wouldnt say anything, and unless the contestant realized it before time ran out it wouldnt count.