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TSA
04-09-2008, 09:27 AM
dude, i think this whore gave me something, im gonna get tested this morning and be back with the verdict.


or i could just be trippin, which is 90% more likely, cause yeah.


wish me luck:b.
































ps. Skampoe's gonna have a hayday with this one..WOOOOOOO!

Sicka than aidZ
04-09-2008, 09:28 AM
wouldnt that suck to have a bunch of STD's like gheonnaherpesyphilaids or some shit:'(

TSA
04-09-2008, 09:31 AM
hopefully not, that sounds painful.

i think she scratched the inside of my dick hole at the top cause she does weird hand shit

and i woke up today feeling pukey, with my dickhole still hurting, but my brother also left the fan on when it was cold as fuck cause he was too scared to sleep by himself like a faggot

and i ate a pizza and drank alot of pop at 2 am

begongo
04-09-2008, 09:33 AM
don't you use condoms?

TSA
04-09-2008, 09:34 AM
the first few dips i didn't then after i did, but working up to that she still scratched my dick hole

Sicka than aidZ
04-09-2008, 09:36 AM
naw man cold air and pizza cant kill ya nor can that dr.peabiner or whatever shit u drink on your prairie wont make your G I Joe ache in the morn

TSA
04-09-2008, 09:38 AM
again, idk what your trying to say, but it's been hurting for a while now so it's not the pizza and pop, that, i think, could have caused the nausea.

i when into planned parenthood one time to pick up shit from someone that was to ashamed to go in


i started cracking up when i saw some familiar faces from highschool

Sicka than aidZ
04-09-2008, 09:41 AM
hahahahahahaa......oh yeah i kinda just threw the whole nasea sympton out damn id suck as a doctor.

TSA
04-09-2008, 09:49 AM
^AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!

what a hero

Longbongcilvaringz
04-09-2008, 09:51 AM
Hope you die from it.

haha


yes!


dig this guy!

Sicka than aidZ
04-09-2008, 09:56 AM
Hope you die from it.

WELL U MIGHT GET YO WISH CUZ I KNOW SOME OF THESE TWEEKERS GOT THE SICKEST STD PICS KNOWN TO MAN. KILL U WITHOUT A DOUBT

6 Chambaz
04-09-2008, 10:01 AM
I had the same thing once, just a scratch, but it hurt for about a week. Anyways, it's better than having some STD, eating different pills for months and eventually dying from AIDS

Sicka than aidZ
04-09-2008, 10:06 AM
Glad Im Already "king Sick"...aidz Like A Terminator Ill Never Sweat The Hiv Flick That Shit Off Like A Tic.

TSA
04-09-2008, 10:13 AM
i think it could be gonorehea or however you spell that shit, IF anything,

i looked up symptoms and that looks most likely, that or the one that starts with a C that i can only spell in skampaglifics ..Clumideia

let me go, i hope i don't have to book an appointment...or pay 700 dollars for one...the medical system is a fuckin joke

JASPER
04-09-2008, 10:14 AM
the first few dips i didn't then after i did, but working up to that she still scratched my dick holeYou shouldn't let women with long nails put on condoms. I feel your pain.

TSA
04-09-2008, 10:14 AM
word life.

TSA
04-09-2008, 10:16 AM
or....word death...:yessad:

6 Chambaz
04-09-2008, 10:31 AM
i think it could be gonorehea or however you spell that shit, IF anything,

i looked up symptoms and that looks most likely, that or the one that starts with a C that i can only spell in skampaglifics ..Clumideia

let me go, i hope i don't have to book an appointment...or pay 700 dollars for one...the medical system is a fuckin joke

Yeah, good luck with the test....

JASPER
04-09-2008, 10:33 AM
or....word death...:yessad:Was she black or white?

6 Chambaz
04-09-2008, 10:34 AM
Was she black or white?

care to place a wager ?

TSA
04-09-2008, 11:09 AM
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8092/anna2qh7.jpg

TSA
04-09-2008, 11:19 AM
j/p. im a man.

Lox-the-5th
04-09-2008, 12:29 PM
na kid, lemme diagnose this dilemma.....





u didnt catch anything, she just tugged ur dick too hard. u probably have a sore banjo string just. nothing too serious, u just gotta chill on the hand jobs and self-love for a few days. in fact id throw a little moisturiser on it just to speed up the healin process.



ur welcome.

BRONZBODY
04-09-2008, 03:37 PM
i think it could be gonorehea or however you spell that shit, IF anything,

i looked up symptoms and that looks most likely, that or the one that starts with a C that i can only spell in skampaglifics ..Clumideia

let me go, i hope i don't have to book an appointment...or pay 700 dollars for one...the medical system is a fuckin joke
better run on up to canada and get yaself checked out for free!!!

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! !!!!

TSA
04-09-2008, 05:19 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

and btw WHITE SHAO IS THE GRIMIEST NIGGA ALIVE

cause

Me: Where can you go to get free silverhawk tests (silverhawk: STD)
him: Planned parenthood
Me: It's like 50 dollars
Him: Tell them you don't have a job (LOL at knowing the routine)
Me: oh ok dope!
him: Or just do what I do, and yeah (have sex) without a carter (rubber), and then have the girl get tested for you.





AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHH!



now that's slang prostitution

Olive Oil Goombah
04-09-2008, 05:22 PM
thats what u get for posting nasty disease infested vaginas

TSA
04-09-2008, 05:22 PM
na kid, lemme diagnose this dilemma.....





u didnt catch anything, she just tugged ur dick too hard. u probably have a sore banjo string just. nothing too serious, u just gotta chill on the hand jobs and self-love for a few days. in fact id throw a little moisturiser on it just to speed up the healin process.



ur welcome.

nah, it ain't soreness, the tube off my dick hurts, expecially when i pee in curtain angles. and really hurts at the ending-tinkling phase, plus i had a cold sore on my lip and neck, which isn't a suprise, it happens all the time cause i have bad skin, but this morning i woke up feeling like i was about to puke, but not sick.

and if it was soreness it would have went away by now, and it's been a week and a half.

not a good look, but im gonna see if i can get checked tomorrow.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-09-2008, 05:27 PM
hahahahah!!!!!!!1 I'm not doctor but that sounds like FULL BLOWN AIDS..

get ready for these

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Kaposi's_Sarcoma.jpg/120px-Kaposi's_Sarcoma.jpg

BRONZBODY
04-09-2008, 05:33 PM
hahahahah!!!!!!!1 I'm not doctor but that sounds like FULL BLOWN AIDS..

get ready for these

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Kaposi's_Sarcoma.jpg/120px-Kaposi's_Sarcoma.jpgman thats sick nicky t....................good thing i havent ate anything today..

11th Chamber
04-09-2008, 06:19 PM
yea man you just gotta get used to puttin the boy(condom) on. My last long term girlfriend wouldent fuck without one(she didnt take the pill cause it always made her feel sick, and she didnt want a kid with me cause she knew I would be a bad father), and I just got used to it.

Altho sometimes puttin on the boy can be a more bother than anything(Knocked Up).

Idk, im trailing off cause of this weed.

But straight up, just be more carefull with that shit. I fucked with around 20 girls and never caught shit(mainly cause alot of them were young as fuck and I had to break them in and ruin they lives)

Peace God. Try not to bump into walls and/or Couches(old joke me n my nillas got)

born invincible
04-09-2008, 07:22 PM
dude, i think this whore gave me something



if she didnt give you something would she still be a whore?

IrOnMaN
04-09-2008, 07:41 PM
If a black person contracts a STD, then that person is just another statistic.

Queen Of Poetry
04-09-2008, 07:48 PM
.

i think she scratched the inside of my dick hole at the top cause she does weird hand shit




8O8O8O8O8O8O8O8O8O

Olive Oil Goombah
04-09-2008, 07:52 PM
Nothing is private anymore with the anonymous internet forums..

TSA
04-10-2008, 11:22 PM
awww.. back from testing


i don't have aids! (*raises roof*)


but i have to comeback in 3 weeks for the "double check"
and to see if i have any of the other stuff

these are tough times for the god, they had to stick a cotton swab in my dickhole

the fuck!? you think in 2008 they'd have a less barbaric way of checking you?
i felt like one of those ppl with a Wu tattoo after 8 diagrams dropped.

then i got 2 shots just in case it was syphillis or claymidia, but they don't think i have anything

EAGLE EYE
04-10-2008, 11:25 PM
jesus raptor christ the afrikabraskans are infecting our forum with STDEEZ?

TSA
04-10-2008, 11:33 PM
"Poor black men and women, it's ok to have STDs"

TSA
04-10-2008, 11:34 PM
get wif duh program....

EAGLE EYE
04-10-2008, 11:34 PM
^ perfect tee shirt slogan

TSA
04-10-2008, 11:37 PM
and on the back have a picture of Charles Jones in Rza stance 456


http://www.international.ucla.edu/cms/images/RZA4.jpg

EAGLE EYE
04-10-2008, 11:42 PM
due to charles jones' learning disability he will never figure out how to operate a digital camera thus leaving us to our imaginations.


Will a posthumous sketch depicting what this man looks like surface during the NBAJAM summer '08 blockbuster smash hit?


quite possibly.

TSA
04-10-2008, 11:45 PM
http://www.blackassparade.net/images/black-ass-parade.jpg
OH SHIT!



you should drop a mixthread to amp up hype, like Lil Wayne for The Carter III