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DJMethods
04-09-2008, 04:07 PM
After consuming what many might consider lethal sleeping tablets, my depression and schizophrenia combined have gotten the best of me.

I lived a harsh life of drugs, drugs and lots more drugs to survive the days in da ghetto of Perth, and it has caught up. The numbers weren't right for this birth, and I shall come back stronger with new numbers to tackle this world using the knowledge I have gathered over the years.

It's a sad time in the WuCorp family, but it's for the best. Hip-hop no longer gives me the strength to go on, and I've had too much lemonade to receive anymore lemons.

Goodbye WuCorp, may god bless you all. (OR Allah)

wyk5Sb7ADi4

King Tron 1
04-09-2008, 04:11 PM
What you retiring? LOL What happened?

Exactly!!!

DJMethods
04-09-2008, 04:13 PM
Exactly!!!

Life happened young Souljah, life happened

Longbongcilvaringz
04-09-2008, 04:14 PM
Damn, this is hard to read....

i will also be leaving the wu corp family very soon, im not sure how this place will functon without the gods.

A grave misfortune has been bestowed upon me, and i am being forced to move into an apartment closer to my university at my parents expense.

I shall not have regular access to the interwebz, and as a result...

My post count per day, may in fact decrease.

Id like to Thanks Supreme Mathematics for all the support hes given me, through this tough time.

King Tron 1
04-09-2008, 04:16 PM
You too!! Who else leaving?

6 Chambaz
04-09-2008, 04:16 PM
Peace, Meth

DJMethods
04-09-2008, 04:18 PM
Be strong Pat, be strong. We shall find peace in an afterlife without the Skampisms.

I just worry for the young Seedz, what will happen? Pep isn't around to guide these young and impressionable souls. Who will teach them self gratification is normal if you leave too?

A tear falls from the eyes of the torn warrior as he takes a drag of what will be known as the smoke of rebirth.

King Tron 1
04-09-2008, 04:25 PM
How We Treat Them Hoes?

6 Chambaz
04-09-2008, 04:28 PM
How We Treat Them Hoes?
Uph 'em in the butt

DJMethods
04-09-2008, 04:28 PM
The moment came to accept the afterlife, wounded the soldier is torn by the paths that confront him. Deep in the distance of his subconcious he see's many paths leading into the wilderness, on the other side a large nostrilled man holding what appears to be jewellery and a wad of dollars.

With a deep breath he contemplates, a life of lavish things is something this brave soldier has never had the pleasure of, but the soldiers will for fighting wins out.

Taking a last deep breath as his bodies moisture runs down the now dirty forehead, he closes his eyes and focuses deep with his third eye. Up he rises, a new sensation he had and found and he had the hunger again. He starts to stumble approaching the woods to chose which path he takes this time.. When he see's a young, beautiful Spanish Canadian girl waving him on.

He takes the risk and the chapter has been ended as well as begun. The poetic words of his father ringing in his ear as the dirt path crawled between his war-torn toes;

"Living a life of riches is not in which a man should aim, earning riches by living life is the truest meaning of heaven".

Goodbye WuCorp

Sgt Holly Wood
04-09-2008, 04:31 PM
peace deejay methods!!

11th Chamber
04-09-2008, 04:34 PM
Peace

Lizard King
04-09-2008, 04:40 PM
Hip-hop no longer gives me the strength to go on


listen to psycho realm you'll be a new person...but also will return as a new unknown user
peace. i also send you a revitalizing pm
1

TSA
04-09-2008, 05:04 PM
damn, that's real.

Dj Methods, tho your gonna pull a Jay-Zesque cum-back (VERY homo), your absence is gonna hurt this place. You, Pat, Begongogngongogno and Robert were what 3 am in the morning wucorping was all about.

the gayness,
the randomness,
drunken rantings,
shamelessness,
humiliation........ya'll niggas are real.


after those 4 and possibly skampoe are out, there's gonna be no reason to stay on here really.

DjMethods keeps this site alive..... It's a shame that he lost his vatican status for literally being funny, or going to the corpse, or allahrepublic, i can't remember.

either way...damn, your a major loss


*Sucks own dick in tearful remembrance*

suck on souljah.....suck on...

(ps. i hope this isn't a suicide note lAwLz)

STYLE
04-09-2008, 05:17 PM
my wife and i are working on another child to replace VZA , who was found washed up on a croat riverbank, raped and mutilated .
i pray that the new fetal vessel we create will be found suitable by your prenatal spirit.
if not, goodnight sweet prince.

drops a single rose on methods lifeless body.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-09-2008, 05:19 PM
LMAO...theodore donald Caravatzaus

begongo
04-10-2008, 03:49 AM
my wife and i are working on another child to replace VZA , who was found washed up on a croat riverbank, raped and mutilated .
i pray that the new fetal vessel we create will be found suitable by your prenatal spirit.
if not, goodnight sweet prince.

drops a single rose on methods lifeless body.
hahahahahhaha lmao

KERZO
04-10-2008, 04:04 AM
this thread is just gaeity....this should go into classics just for it's pointlessness....well toodlepips djmethods :mexico:

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 04:43 AM
haha

this thread is greatnass.

very moving eulogy from Methods, peace for that god.

ill stilll here every now and then, but i wont be making threads and writing huge essays etc.

i know everyone is dissapointed about that.

ill remember msot fondly how close i did get to mod status, banning lateshowhost and VZA, and seeing a huge reduction in their posts per day.

greatnass.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-10-2008, 04:52 AM
Damn, the Corp is dying. The humour is slowly being drained out of it's almost lifeless body.

I'm gonna get sacked if I don't start doing some work, and this tragic news may just give me the push needed to break free of clutch of the Corp's cold dead hands and run for the hills while I still can.

Good luck in your next life as, I assume, an aphid (they reproduce on their own) Methods. You will be missed.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 05:18 AM
Imagine this place with Methods and Spinx....

If Tauro ever leaves then Hip Hop truly dies.

*dries tear*

Robert
04-10-2008, 06:02 AM
If Methods quits I'm gonna take down Pat Bateman! DONT PUSH ME!

NIGHT MAYOR
04-10-2008, 06:25 AM
*considers seriousness of thread*

*considers leaving too*

*considers how boring this place has been recently*

*considers how boring it will be*

Robert
04-10-2008, 07:05 AM
*considers seriousness of thread*

*considers leaving too*

*considers how boring this place has been recently*

*considers how boring it will be*

This place is nothing without Australians. Even the non believers would acknowledge that now.

6 Chambaz
04-10-2008, 07:08 AM
V37N5V2W06E

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-10-2008, 07:08 AM
This place is nothing without Australians. Even the non believers would acknowledge that now.

I'd like to think that the UK makes a pretty good contribution as well. We got Tauro and whers and me obviously.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
04-10-2008, 07:10 AM
^^ R.I.P WTC?

Why?

Robert
04-10-2008, 07:12 AM
I'd like to think that the UK makes a pretty good contribution as well. We got Tauro and whers and me obviously.

Werd to that.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-10-2008, 07:16 AM
No Supreme, hard as you try you're actually one of the posters that keeps things fun. Nothing quite like posters that are so dumb that everyone can enjoy laughing in their face.

It's the general flood of identical threads and the slow draining of the humour that's killed it. It was fun while it lasted.

Don't worry though kids, the site will be re-opening as 'nohomocorp.com' shortly. Be patient while the changes are made.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-10-2008, 07:24 AM
It's good to see that you can even laugh at yourself.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-10-2008, 09:41 AM
Ahh don't feel bad about yourself Supreme. It's not your fault, blame your parents. It's their nature/nurture that made you this way.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 09:52 AM
haha

nice sig spinklestein.

TSA
04-10-2008, 12:34 PM
No Supreme, hard as you try you're actually one of the posters that keeps things fun. Nothing quite like posters that are so dumb that everyone can enjoy laughing in their face.

It's the general flood of identical threads and the slow draining of the humour that's killed it. It was fun while it lasted.

Don't worry though kids, the site will be re-opening as 'nohomocorp.com' shortly. Be patient while the changes are made.









http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/BigBenfag.jpg

Edgar Erebus
04-10-2008, 12:38 PM
After consuming what many might consider lethal sleeping tablets, my depression and schizophrenia combined have gotten the best of me.

I lived a harsh life of drugs, drugs and lots more drugs to survive the days in da ghetto of Perth, and it has caught up. The numbers weren't right for this birth, and I shall come back stronger with new numbers to tackle this world using the knowledge I have gathered over the years.

It's a sad time in the WuCorp family, but it's for the best. Hip-hop no longer gives me the strength to go on, and I've had too much lemonade to receive anymore lemons.

Goodbye WuCorp, may god bless you all. (OR Allah)



Mwah.

begongo
04-10-2008, 01:28 PM
*Note: this is a serious post*

I will always love you DJMethods (NO HOMO ... or ..hmm?)
http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/07/bush_crying_medal_of_honor.jpg

I just want you to know that you have been a great poster and I'm sure your greatness shall be noticed wherever you'll go.

You have made me laugh numerous times and I always enjoyed reading your posts.

I really can't find my words right now, I wanted to make a tribute post and say something nice but I simply can't ... your retirement is really disturbing, for real. I really can't think of anything great enough to mark this moment as it deserves.

All I can really say is ...



THANK YOU DJ METHODS FOR BLESSING THIS BOARD WITH YOUR POSTS, PERSONALITY AND HUMOR

YOU SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

TSA
04-10-2008, 01:32 PM
djmethods really did alot for the wucorp e-gay community

he's like marcus gravey for poop dicks

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-10-2008, 01:33 PM
My eyes are really welling up now. I feel like were at war and so many valued comrades are dying in front of me.

http://www.geocities.com/bradcrem/inscription.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
04-10-2008, 01:48 PM
haha

I just noticed he got his own name wrong in the title.

Thats like having your name spelt incorrectly on your tomb stone.

RIP.

King Tron 1
04-10-2008, 01:49 PM
Good Bye DJMwthods.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-11-2008, 03:16 AM
Haha, tombstone typo.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-11-2008, 10:03 AM
Im also leaving, this forum is shit now.
But not yet, soon. Soon.
































Soon.

Nobody cares about u.

HarlemDiplomat
04-11-2008, 10:10 AM
Who cares...

Longbongcilvaringz
04-11-2008, 10:49 AM
ME.......

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-11-2008, 10:50 AM
And me

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/9122/tombstone2ej7.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
04-11-2008, 10:53 AM
I was slowly grooming Methods with the goal of meeting up with him and talking at unimaginable speeds about thousands of meaningless topics.

How the mighty have fallen.

Not sure what i mean by that, but seems like the right thing to say right now.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-11-2008, 10:55 AM
You wanna watch you say about grooming....

Longbongcilvaringz
04-11-2008, 11:02 AM
My personal grooming practices are incomparable in their excellence....

I fear you have been misinformed, or have confused me with another person.

Halberstam possibly.

Lizard King
04-11-2008, 02:34 PM
Spinx is a pussy
DjMethods is a Titan

Longbongcilvaringz
04-11-2008, 02:36 PM
haha

King Tron 1
04-11-2008, 04:15 PM
Someone changed the name of thread.

Lizard King
04-12-2008, 02:26 PM
Someone changed the name of thread.

kingtron1 is a pussy :cheerlie:

TSA
04-12-2008, 02:33 PM
http://www.ricflair.com/images/photo2.jpg

"You wonder why we kidnap when kids nap?"-Proffitt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkOF-3J-A8
"Once you get maximum in life then it's maximum to life"-DuRoc
"Young Black America’s problem is not Hip Hop or the music, Young Black America’s problem is Old White America."-DavidBanner








AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!hahahah!


i had a dream with djmethods in it (homo)

i feel asleep on my mom's coach so melrose place was on and he was played by a guy in it with Alissa Melano as his sister

anyways it i was told i had AIDs and told the girl im sorta "with" and wucorp (like in real life), talked to her about it, she started crying, then i talked to Dj Methods about it and he typed what had to be the deepest more tear provoking post in wucorp history

i dont remember most of it, but there was a part about ppl not realizing this could be the loss of someone that refused to be like th rest or something, only im more inspirational words.

i started dream crying LOL.

then i woke up laughing my ass off. with a headache


thanks for showing me some love via dream Methods (yes homo)

oh, and stuff from melrose place kept happening, i remember his sister being a slut at one point cause Alissa Milano just looks like a slut

begongo
04-13-2008, 05:15 AM
I can still feel his presence ... I think he reincarnated in one of us

King Tron 1
04-14-2008, 10:29 AM
kingtron1 is a pussy :cheerlie:

Holy shit you got me there, aw man, damn I did not see that. Damn where do you get your shit from? Look at you parading around like a homo, you're not DJMethods, so stop trying to emulate him. Peace to Methods.

Lizard King
04-14-2008, 12:21 PM
if you find me similar to djmethods, then you're gay.
so...
i love you!
really!
1

King Tron 1
04-14-2008, 12:26 PM
There you go again, trying to emulate a legend. Enough is enough.

SHRAP
04-14-2008, 02:31 PM
this faggot was pure cornflakes, noone with any sense gonna miss this bitch

Sicka than aidZ
04-14-2008, 03:02 PM
Shiiiiiieet, U Aint Noticed? Everyone On Wucorp's Done Way To Many Drugs Dj Method, Doesnt Mean U Gotta Quit Posting . Shit Dog Stay Awhile

Lizard King
04-14-2008, 03:09 PM
king tron is just my slave. fake ass nigga

King Tron 1
04-14-2008, 03:27 PM
Whatever homo, just stay from super glue.

begongo
04-20-2008, 01:24 PM
HE'S ALIVE

6 Chambaz
04-20-2008, 01:27 PM
HE'S ALIVE
?????

Longbongcilvaringz
04-20-2008, 01:35 PM
*sniff*

im tearing up

*sniff*

a great man

Sicka than aidZ
04-20-2008, 01:45 PM
dude what should we do? DJ methods started a classic and now he's nowhere to be found. i mean what should we do, honor this guy this is some tragic shit

Longbongcilvaringz
04-20-2008, 02:19 PM
he'll be back.

Sicka than aidZ
04-20-2008, 03:32 PM
Yeah I Know I Just Said That To Excite Him....e-revive His Sorry Ass Into Posting Again

hectis
04-20-2008, 04:05 PM
peace out

Durag
04-21-2008, 05:37 AM
Damn i missed this shit while i was away. DJ Methods was one of the dopest, funniest, and simple wierd posters there who made a good stand when it came to gay threads. I will never be able to look at a gay thread the same way.

RIP DJ Methods. I will never forget that dream with you in it (no homo?), and we bonded (along with TSA), over throwing cup cakes at an inviting, and cartoon like skampoe.

The Corp will never be the same. Let your thread about giving yourself a blowjob and cumin in your own mouth be a testament to your greatness, and your level of intelligence that far exceeds everyone.

RIP
*sniff*

The Hound
04-21-2008, 05:41 AM
he'll see the light and resurrect from his death ... until then i'm pourin out 40s

begongo
04-24-2008, 04:47 PM
THIS THREAD WAS COOLEYD TOOOOOO?

The Hound
04-24-2008, 04:48 PM
lol how did this thread make cooley ??

which 2ndary account is methods btw

6 Chambaz
04-24-2008, 04:50 PM
Yo I just noticed that repwise I am a drunken masta, and it's ironic cause im drunk as fuck AND im a masta ! Fuck

The Hound
04-24-2008, 04:52 PM
where u live if u drunk now ^^

begongo
04-24-2008, 04:52 PM
I was actually thinking of proposing a post-mortem pontification of DJMethods

instead?

COOLEYING HIS GRAVE?

this is disrespectful and profane

King Tron 1
04-24-2008, 05:18 PM
Has anything been UnCooley'd? or at least removed from Cooley to another section?

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-26-2008, 08:11 AM
I can't believe they would shit on Methods memory like this. I hope Methods can't see this wherever he is now.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-26-2008, 08:42 AM
Amongst the wu tang corp clouds.

Supreme-NRT
04-26-2008, 11:56 AM
I think Methods would want The Cooley to be his resting place.

begongo
04-26-2008, 12:02 PM
*sniffs and puts sunglasses on*

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-26-2008, 12:55 PM
Damn, the reality of this tragedy is only now setting in. He's really gone. Forever.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-26-2008, 01:05 PM
im sure the nigga is just on holidays in the Caribbean.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-26-2008, 01:06 PM
Yeah, that's a nicer way to think of it. He's just on holiday.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-26-2008, 01:10 PM
i was discussing that he might be back here as a certain poster, but i checked the IP's and its not him.

this is hitting almost as hard as wutang-corp not showing up on google anymore.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-26-2008, 01:13 PM
You know one day you'll click on the link for this place and you'll just get a page can't be displayed message. And that will be the end. Not even a chance to say... good...bye..... [uncontrollably sobs].

begongo
04-26-2008, 01:30 PM
Spinx, damn that's a tragic hypothesis

Longbongcilvaringz
04-26-2008, 01:32 PM
look, how about, if methods doesnt post in the next month.

one of the egg heads here figures out his address from his IP, and i just go round to his house with a cam corder and stand out the front and yell "What the fuck man!? You just stop posting like that? Fucking people are missing you man!"

and if someone comes out that is male and might be him, ill run.

and we'll know hes alive.

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-26-2008, 01:41 PM
Sounds like a plan. Don will lend you a ninja mask for the operation. You could stand outside something like this:

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8656/cusack2xb7.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
04-26-2008, 01:46 PM
i know i lad with a mega phone.

if i get another one i can out it in front of the other and yell "weee teng!!!!!!!" and create a sonic boom.

all ive managed to figure out from looking at methods IP is that he lives in perth, and that his service provider is AAPT.

apart from that im not closer to track the ghost down.

whos got the net stalker game on lock?

LuckyTheWonderDog
04-26-2008, 01:47 PM
Talk to Robby. They found out every detail about Ruby Spirit right down to finding pics of the inside of her house!

All I found are these, but I don't have time to check them now:

http://www.myspace.com/djmethods

http://www.xanga.com/djmethods

Longbongcilvaringz
04-26-2008, 01:51 PM
haha

but methods was a smart dumb cat.

and robby fears conversing with me.

maybe allahs_disciple can help me, he said that he could destroy tonearms homepage (The Official Bayern Site).

Supreme-NRT
04-26-2008, 01:57 PM
The end is drawing near...

Guarded By Martyrs
04-27-2008, 09:34 PM
Can't belive I missed this ???
DJMethods wil always be remembered...A true legend.

look, how about, if methods doesnt post in the next month.

one of the egg heads here figures out his address from his IP, and i just go round to his house with a cam corder and stand out the front and yell "What the fuck man!? You just stop posting like that? Fucking people are missing you man!"

and if someone comes out that is male and might be him, ill run.

and we'll know hes alive.

That will do it !!!!

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-28-2008, 08:28 AM
nobody has his MySpace or MSN?

The Hound
04-28-2008, 08:43 AM
as for DJMethods ...

o1gTdT1b-yU

maybe allahs_disciple can help me, he said that he could destroy tonearms homepage (The Official Bayern Site).



lmfao ... :lmao::lmao::lmao:

i wonder how he's going with that ... probably hasn't worked out how to change the language from german to english yet