View Full Version : A little bastard crackhead tried robbing NBAJAMS gate!

04-09-2008, 10:56 PM
This morning I woke up to the pounding of police at my door. My room mate was up getting ready for work. I was trying to sleep-in before my big interview. After a lot of miscommunication and escalating pig vocal chords I arose from bed to see 3 squad cars in my driveway. The 1rst cop told me he had a young black male in custody for potentially stealing personal possessions out of my whip. And yes it was true. This little fucker got my ipod, a used hat, a bunch of burned scratched cd's that hardly work, a $1.97 flashlight, a single wrist grip (exercise equip.) a bottle opener, and lastly a mini notebook containing written down serial numbers for OS's, login/password details, unix commands and permissions etc.

i got a slight glance at this dude and he looked like a cracked-out-older-version, of one of those lil kids from that boondocks cartoon. After the piggies took photos, made me give a statement half asleep, and pressed charges they finally left and I couldnt sleep so beat like 8 levels in the game "The Warriors" on xbox.

I guess this dood hit up like 90 cars in the area but when he hit mine the shit hit the fan...

wannaa know whos on my side & lookin outt??????????????


My Man.

(Even the holy raptor forgives the misguided youth 4-sho)

04-09-2008, 11:01 PM
at least he didnt get away. suck that you gotta thank tha po for it tho.

04-09-2008, 11:07 PM
I never imagined in my life the police would help save me something worth $300.

....Although after I left my interview I found a 15 dollar parking ticket on my car, and I was literally 45 second late on the meter.

I cant ever win.

04-09-2008, 11:13 PM
how'd the interview go? you gonna be the spokesmen for libby's juicy juice

Guarded By Martyrs
04-09-2008, 11:21 PM
Wow...Thats fucked up
Of all the days it could have happened as well.
Hope your Interview diddn't suffer because of it.

04-09-2008, 11:26 PM

04-09-2008, 11:27 PM
wrong thread

Sicka than aidZ
04-09-2008, 11:54 PM
i know a dude a who lived inbetween a stakeout and the house it was watching. So when they served the warrant the cops forced themselves thru my homies house so they could get a better ambush on the target which was 1 guy in a suburban home

04-10-2008, 12:09 AM

04-10-2008, 12:24 AM
My interview went better than I expected. I talked to their chief engineer, creative director and the president. Talking to the president was sort of awkward because he looked like a "ken doll" with his plastic facial expression and asked me some text book questions which i 60/40 choked up on, yet I know he was eaves dropping on my conversations with the other people in charge.

Overall I got a good vibe about the place, but nothing is guaranteed.

Not even a vision of the perfect morning is guaranteed. God damn, I even bought bacon, eggs, oj, coffee, donuts etc.

Then a nicca robbs a robby.

04-10-2008, 12:37 AM
oh ... i forgot

In advance...

Shut up skampoe you stupid white picket fence rican wigger.

might as well say it now..

04-10-2008, 12:41 AM
fuck u wigger alskan ass mu fucka hope u get frost bite in ur frozen fishing shack u fuckin animal carcass skin rockin ass wigger!

04-10-2008, 12:43 AM

04-10-2008, 12:52 AM
^ laughed out loud at that.

04-10-2008, 12:55 AM
hahahahahahahaha just peeped that! fuck dj method hahahahahaha wit his enlarged prostate gland from da penile abuse to it!