Who would you fuck? Kat Von D vs. Sarah Silverman.

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

So i was rolling cuban cigars listening to Sammy Davis Jr. 45's, when a dilemma of a massive size hit me. Which one of these bitches would i fuck?? I need help deciding!







Kat Von D. is a small time celebrity known for her tattoo skils. She is a "Rockabilly chick."

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AQUA/24-472~Kat-Von-D-Posters.jpg

http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/01/kat_new2_540.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kat-Von-D-la-ink-02.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/56/168561403_fa81d48898.jpg




















Sarah Silverman is a pretty, somewhat small time celebrity, who thinks she is funny.

http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg

She's so nice to look at, she can even blast a dookie with her panties still on:
http://www.sarahsilvermanonline.com/gallery/albums/photoshoots/10/normal_set10-02.jpg

http://www.hollywoodheadache.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/s-silverman.jpg

http://www.music-juice.com/images/stories/sarah/Sarah_Silverman_Maxim2.jpg



So who would you tap?

It's exciting! I feel like watching The Wonder Years while gently masturbating under a a blanket, waiting for a final decision on who i will choose.

[TSA]

jew bitch

[DR. NICK RIVIERA]

tattoo bitch, fuck her like there is no yestterday

[SaqurakiHanamichi]

wow that sucks

id fuk the fuken jew i guess

[TSA]

they look alike

[Art Vandelay]

sarah's much hotter, but she did smell richard christy's balls

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/20_74342.jpg

[TSA]

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii106/randyorton32/FLAIR.gif


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!AHAHAHAH1




http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2/flair/flair4.jpg
W:hooray::hooray::hooray:!

[JehovAllah]

Hahahahahah^


Kat Von D! She Is A Bad Bitch, I Watch Her Show Religiously I Tvo The Shit! I've Been Watchin Her Since Miami Ink! Lmao How She Got Fired Hahahahahahahahahaha

But Yeah Fuck Kat, I Want To!

[Rob Swanson]

I would knock up Sarah cuz I wanna roll in dat Jew money.


BUt emperorles I think duh real dilemma is trying to figure out which one of your hands you wanna fuck this weekend.

[TSA]

yo digi, where's your ric flair sig

your basically the kid in 1999 that didn't have K Swiss shoes.........sickening

[RzaRectum]

What is this Ric Flair Sig-Mania? :lmao:

[Art Vandelay]

i just have it as mine because i think anybody who enjoys watching big muscular oiled up men rub all over each other in their underwear is atleast a half a fag. so i just found a pic of ric flair crying like a c*nt and i decided to use it.

[TSA]

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=34332&dateline=1202642838 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=34332)
i just have it as mine because i think anybody who enjoys watching big muscular oiled up men rub all over each other in their underwear is atleast a half a fag. so i just found a pic of ric flair crying like a c*nt and i decided to use it.

[RzaRectum]

^:lmao:

[TSA]

mind you it's while bein inducted into the hall of fame.....failure

[Rob Swanson]

yo digi, where's your ric flair sig

your basically the kid in 1999 that didn't have K Swiss shoes.........sickening

ive got an illmatic idea in the works. Maybe I'll fire up photosnot this week and get to works.



yea i got dat work lil homie

[Art Vandelay]

mind you it's while bein inducted into the hall of fame.....failure


no it isn't, guy le douche. the picture of him crying like a little c*nt in my sig is from when he received the key to the city from the mayor of columbia, sc

[TSA]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/KillaKastro_2007/bigtymers-igotthatworkFront.jpg

[TSA]

no it isn't, guy le douche. the picture of him crying like a little c*nt in my sig is from when he received the key to the city from the mayor of columbia, sc


damn....did you just lose or what?

[Art Vandelay]

yeah, what a great accomplishment to cry about! he's a faaaag

[TSA]

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=34332&dateline=1202642838 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=34332) Art Van-del-ay (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=34332)http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=34332&dateline=1202642838 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=34332)

[Art Vandelay]

yes?

[Rob Swanson]

i remember listening to that big tymers album back in the day...


those were the days..


they had good bass lines for car subs from what i recall. But mannie fresh looks like a chocolate-faced mushroom man

[RzaRectum]

^This is like HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1 where Mel Brookes keeps saying Christ! and Jesus!

[TSA]

Mannie Fresh was a big dick bandit,

big tymers were the shit, as was the whole cashmoney, expecially juvi, and BG

after 2001 isk what happened, but they all turned into homos in their own unique heroin induced way

lil wayne tattoos grown men to his face

[Art Vandelay]

mel brooks is a genius. i was just watching some young frankenstein the other night.

[Dough Snatcher]

That Kat chick has absolutely no ass and Sarah silvermen i guess.

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

^^You arr correct, sir.

http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/wp-content/Uploads/katherine_von_d-12th_annual_victoria74s_secret_fashion_show-02_123_1156lo.jpg

http://www.lossip.com/wp-content/uploads/katvd91307.jpg

Her ass looks like a disinflated tire from the cartoons.

[RzaRectum]

^Now thats scary

[begongo]

the tattoo bitch fits my lesbo preferences, so I'll go with that

[KERZO]

well it's either -

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kat-Von-D-la-ink-01.jpg

or

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/movies_blog/060307_sarah3.jpg

it's a tough one, i would go with the jew cos she's got a nice face but i'd have to vote Von D cos i'm guessing she would be wilder in bed which is all im interested in -

:thumbup:

[6² Chambaz]

well it's either -

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kat-Von-D-la-ink-01.jpg

or

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/movies_blog/060307_sarah3.jpg

it's a tough one, i would go with the jew cos she's got a nice face but i'd have to vote Von D cos i'm guessing she would be wilder in bed which is all im interested in -

:thumbup:


100% agree

[Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition]

The second chick is FIREEEEEEEEEE!!

[002]

the tatoo chick, and I will try not to see her ass.

the jew is just ugly

[Rame]

The tats are a huge turn-of, fucking ugly, i'd go with Sarah.

[THE W]

i'd spike the kike.

[begongo]

I don't know but there's something really sexy about the tattoo bitch besides the tats, though the jew whore is definitely better looking ... perhaps it's just me ..

[2L8Lit da croatianMC]

jew bitch, cuz she looks, or leaves the impression she is aids free.

[360beatz]

the 1st chick seems like she got more style and flavor dispute the tattoos I like that aggressive look
2nd chick is aight she seems more of a goof but something about her doesn't do it for me that sitting on the tolient shit wasn't cool.

the 1st chick seems more mysterious and rugged she seems like the chick to bring out AXE on you when you smashing that ruff shit!

[Orion Nebulus]

The Jew. That other chick just has way too much tats for my tastes. I mean I do love tats but I like to see more skin you know. Advantage the so called funny chick.

[fortyglock]

Lol at other people adding Ric Flair to their sigs.

[dezmond]

Id do sarah thru the hole in the sheet..

Hebru stiiiile...

.

[STYLE]

sarah has a horseface.
she has the verticle version of TSA's nose.

but she would prolly be down to lick my anus and directly inhale my farts so id pick her.

les she prolly picks her nose so she'd be ur best choice. i bet she'd take your pubeball and make a mexican mustache out of it and sing "cucaracha".

but you would be getting jimmy kimmels sloppy seconds

[12weLvE]

Bitches with tatoos turn me the fuck off...Id fuck the jew.

[HANZO]

id fuk the jew. kat von d scared me abit.

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

les, she prolly picks her nose so she'd be ur best choice. i bet she'd take your pubeball and make a mexican mustache out of it and sing "cucaracha".

but you would be getting jimmy kimmels sloppy seconds
Oh fa sho! And as far as sloppy seconds, ANY poon-tang is good poon-tang in my eyes. Beggars can't be choosy, amigo. Aye caramba!!

[BRONZBODY]

i guess id go with the jew....although she is about as funny as carrot top.....shed get it tho.........baby baabbyyyyyyy!!!

[crust]

kat von dizzle

[JerseyIronman]

the jew bag, easily

[STYLE]

this pic made my weiner jump a lil.
http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg

[Sgt Holly Wood]

that sarah silverman bitch dont look bad actually

so yeah, my vote goes to her jewish ass!

[SilvaFistz]

tattoo bitch but i wouldnt mind fucking the jew

[KERZO]

cant believe sarah is uppin this poll...kat would be doing leg splits and making you put yer balls in a vice and sarah would want ya to say sweet nothings into her ear...gimma the ball vice girl any day -

naughty naughty!

nnnnneeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

[Energy Turtle]

kat v don ... its the tattoos man

[Energy Turtle]

is sarah silverman the comedian with a thick nyc jew accent that isn't funny ??

[HarlemDiplomat]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/KillaKastro_2007/bigtymers-igotthatworkFront.jpg

Hood Classic... I remember gettin my roll on to this joint...

And yeah I would fuck the Jew.

[SickT]

Jew for me.