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MAYOR QUIMBY
04-12-2008, 11:54 PM
So i was rolling cuban cigars listening to Sammy Davis Jr. 45's, when a dilemma of a massive size hit me. Which one of these bitches would i fuck?? I need help deciding!







Kat Von D. is a small time celebrity known for her tattoo skils. She is a "Rockabilly chick."

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AQUA/24-472~Kat-Von-D-Posters.jpg

http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/01/kat_new2_540.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kat-Von-D-la-ink-02.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/56/168561403_fa81d48898.jpg




















Sarah Silverman is a pretty, somewhat small time celebrity, who thinks she is funny.

http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg

She's so nice to look at, she can even blast a dookie with her panties still on:
http://www.sarahsilvermanonline.com/gallery/albums/photoshoots/10/normal_set10-02.jpg

http://www.hollywoodheadache.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/s-silverman.jpg

http://www.music-juice.com/images/stories/sarah/Sarah_Silverman_Maxim2.jpg



So who would you tap?

It's exciting! I feel like watching The Wonder Years while gently masturbating under a a blanket, waiting for a final decision on who i will choose.

TSA
04-13-2008, 12:02 AM
jew bitch

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-13-2008, 12:13 AM
tattoo bitch, fuck her like there is no yestterday

SaqurakiHanamichi
04-13-2008, 12:14 AM
wow that sucks

id fuk the fuken jew i guess

TSA
04-13-2008, 12:16 AM
they look alike

Art Vandelay
04-13-2008, 12:40 AM
sarah's much hotter, but she did smell richard christy's balls

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/20_74342.jpg

TSA
04-13-2008, 12:44 AM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii106/randyorton32/FLAIR.gif


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!AHAHAHAH1




http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2/flair/flair4.jpg
W:hooray::hooray::hooray:!

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 12:45 AM
Hahahahahah^


Kat Von D! She Is A Bad Bitch, I Watch Her Show Religiously I Tvo The Shit! I've Been Watchin Her Since Miami Ink! Lmao How She Got Fired Hahahahahahahahahaha

But Yeah Fuck Kat, I Want To!

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 12:47 AM
I would knock up Sarah cuz I wanna roll in dat Jew money.


BUt emperorles I think duh real dilemma is trying to figure out which one of your hands you wanna fuck this weekend.

TSA
04-13-2008, 12:48 AM
yo digi, where's your ric flair sig

your basically the kid in 1999 that didn't have K Swiss shoes.........sickening

RzaRectum
04-13-2008, 12:53 AM
What is this Ric Flair Sig-Mania? :lmao:

Art Vandelay
04-13-2008, 01:00 AM
i just have it as mine because i think anybody who enjoys watching big muscular oiled up men rub all over each other in their underwear is atleast a half a fag. so i just found a pic of ric flair crying like a c*nt and i decided to use it.

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:07 AM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=34332&dateline=1202642838 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=34332)
i just have it as mine because i think anybody who enjoys watching big muscular oiled up men rub all over each other in their underwear is atleast a half a fag. so i just found a pic of ric flair crying like a c*nt and i decided to use it.

RzaRectum
04-13-2008, 01:08 AM
^:lmao:

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:09 AM
mind you it's while bein inducted into the hall of fame.....failure

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 01:09 AM
yo digi, where's your ric flair sig

your basically the kid in 1999 that didn't have K Swiss shoes.........sickening

ive got an illmatic idea in the works. Maybe I'll fire up photosnot this week and get to works.



yea i got dat work lil homie

Art Vandelay
04-13-2008, 01:11 AM
mind you it's while bein inducted into the hall of fame.....failure


no it isn't, guy le douche. the picture of him crying like a little c*nt in my sig is from when he received the key to the city from the mayor of columbia, sc

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:12 AM
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/KillaKastro_2007/bigtymers-igotthatworkFront.jpg

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:14 AM
no it isn't, guy le douche. the picture of him crying like a little c*nt in my sig is from when he received the key to the city from the mayor of columbia, sc


damn....did you just lose or what?

Art Vandelay
04-13-2008, 01:15 AM
yeah, what a great accomplishment to cry about! he's a faaaag

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:17 AM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=34332&dateline=1202642838 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=34332) Art Van-del-ay (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=34332)http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=34332&dateline=1202642838 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=34332)

Art Vandelay
04-13-2008, 01:18 AM
yes?

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 01:18 AM
i remember listening to that big tymers album back in the day...


those were the days..


they had good bass lines for car subs from what i recall. But mannie fresh looks like a chocolate-faced mushroom man

RzaRectum
04-13-2008, 01:21 AM
^This is like HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1 where Mel Brookes keeps saying Christ! and Jesus!

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:21 AM
Mannie Fresh was a big dick bandit,

big tymers were the shit, as was the whole cashmoney, expecially juvi, and BG

after 2001 isk what happened, but they all turned into homos in their own unique heroin induced way

lil wayne tattoos grown men to his face

Art Vandelay
04-13-2008, 01:22 AM
mel brooks is a genius. i was just watching some young frankenstein the other night.

Dough Snatcher
04-13-2008, 01:25 AM
That Kat chick has absolutely no ass and Sarah silvermen i guess.

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-13-2008, 02:54 AM
^^You arr correct, sir.

http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/wp-content/Uploads/katherine_von_d-12th_annual_victoria74s_secret_fashion_show-02_123_1156lo.jpg

http://www.lossip.com/wp-content/uploads/katvd91307.jpg

Her ass looks like a disinflated tire from the cartoons.

RzaRectum
04-13-2008, 02:55 AM
^Now thats scary

begongo
04-13-2008, 03:44 AM
the tattoo bitch fits my lesbo preferences, so I'll go with that

KERZO
04-13-2008, 07:09 AM
well it's either -

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kat-Von-D-la-ink-01.jpg

or

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/movies_blog/060307_sarah3.jpg

it's a tough one, i would go with the jew cos she's got a nice face but i'd have to vote Von D cos i'm guessing she would be wilder in bed which is all im interested in -

:thumbup:

6 Chambaz
04-13-2008, 07:23 AM
well it's either -

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kat-Von-D-la-ink-01.jpg

or

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/movies_blog/060307_sarah3.jpg

it's a tough one, i would go with the jew cos she's got a nice face but i'd have to vote Von D cos i'm guessing she would be wilder in bed which is all im interested in -

:thumbup:


100% agree

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
04-13-2008, 07:54 AM
The second chick is FIREEEEEEEEEE!!

002
04-13-2008, 08:19 AM
the tatoo chick, and I will try not to see her ass.

the jew is just ugly

Rame
04-13-2008, 08:22 AM
The tats are a huge turn-of, fucking ugly, i'd go with Sarah.

THE W
04-13-2008, 08:50 AM
i'd spike the kike.

begongo
04-13-2008, 08:52 AM
I don't know but there's something really sexy about the tattoo bitch besides the tats, though the jew whore is definitely better looking ... perhaps it's just me ..

2L8Lit da croatianMC
04-13-2008, 09:37 AM
jew bitch, cuz she looks, or leaves the impression she is aids free.

360beatz
04-13-2008, 09:47 AM
the 1st chick seems like she got more style and flavor dispute the tattoos I like that aggressive look
2nd chick is aight she seems more of a goof but something about her doesn't do it for me that sitting on the tolient shit wasn't cool.

the 1st chick seems more mysterious and rugged she seems like the chick to bring out AXE on you when you smashing that ruff shit!

Orion Nebulus
04-13-2008, 11:19 AM
The Jew. That other chick just has way too much tats for my tastes. I mean I do love tats but I like to see more skin you know. Advantage the so called funny chick.

fortyglock
04-13-2008, 11:25 AM
Lol at other people adding Ric Flair to their sigs.

dezmond
04-13-2008, 11:51 AM
Id do sarah thru the hole in the sheet..

Hebru stiiiile...

.

STYLE
04-13-2008, 12:04 PM
sarah has a horseface.
she has the verticle version of TSA's nose.

but she would prolly be down to lick my anus and directly inhale my farts so id pick her.

les she prolly picks her nose so she'd be ur best choice. i bet she'd take your pubeball and make a mexican mustache out of it and sing "cucaracha".

but you would be getting jimmy kimmels sloppy seconds

12weLvE
04-13-2008, 12:10 PM
Bitches with tatoos turn me the fuck off...Id fuck the jew.

HANZO
04-13-2008, 12:15 PM
id fuk the jew. kat von d scared me abit.

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-13-2008, 12:55 PM
les, she prolly picks her nose so she'd be ur best choice. i bet she'd take your pubeball and make a mexican mustache out of it and sing "cucaracha".

but you would be getting jimmy kimmels sloppy seconds
Oh fa sho! And as far as sloppy seconds, ANY poon-tang is good poon-tang in my eyes. Beggars can't be choosy, amigo. Aye caramba!!

BRONZBODY
04-13-2008, 01:43 PM
i guess id go with the jew....although she is about as funny as carrot top.....shed get it tho.........baby baabbyyyyyyy!!!

crust
04-13-2008, 03:37 PM
kat von dizzle

JerseyIronman
04-13-2008, 04:50 PM
the jew bag, easily

STYLE
04-13-2008, 04:53 PM
this pic made my weiner jump a lil.
http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg

Sgt Holly Wood
04-13-2008, 05:11 PM
that sarah silverman bitch dont look bad actually

so yeah, my vote goes to her jewish ass!

SilvaFistz
04-13-2008, 05:27 PM
tattoo bitch but i wouldnt mind fucking the jew

KERZO
04-14-2008, 07:57 AM
cant believe sarah is uppin this poll...kat would be doing leg splits and making you put yer balls in a vice and sarah would want ya to say sweet nothings into her ear...gimma the ball vice girl any day -

naughty naughty!

nnnnneeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

The Hound
04-14-2008, 08:50 AM
kat v don ... its the tattoos man

The Hound
04-14-2008, 08:51 AM
is sarah silverman the comedian with a thick nyc jew accent that isn't funny ??

HarlemDiplomat
04-14-2008, 10:45 AM
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/KillaKastro_2007/bigtymers-igotthatworkFront.jpg

Hood Classic... I remember gettin my roll on to this joint...

And yeah I would fuck the Jew.

SickT
04-14-2008, 10:58 AM
Jew for me.