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SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 12:50 AM
Huh? Who Here Ha Their Jail Id?

SaqurakiHanamichi
04-13-2008, 12:55 AM
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff169/court2333/Image013.jpg

TSA
04-13-2008, 12:55 AM
hahahahahahahah a

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 12:56 AM
Picturing you in jail skampoe, is like picturing a fag at an all-u-can-eat cock buffet, and you ask for a doggy bag to take home what you didnt finish!












hahahahahahaha uber-sonned!!!!



























*awaits an irrevelant wigger pic*

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 12:56 AM
Dummies

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:00 AM
IS REALLY A MU FUCKIN MIND FUCK 2 ME HOW FAGGYDIGITAL MANAGES TO GET INTERNET WHEN HE LIVES IN A FUCKIN FISHING HUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE MAINE!


http://astro.uchicago.edu/cara/southpole.edu/nov2001/pix/bear.fishhut.4946.jpg

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:00 AM
^AHAAHAHAH!


this has to be the retardedest thread topic since "Who has the biggest dick in the Wu" by your's truly.


and btw is OBVIOUSLY cappadonna

SaqurakiHanamichi
04-13-2008, 01:01 AM
LMAO


i dont know why im laughing like this today

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 01:07 AM
skampoe your jealous cuz your too fat to chill in an ice shack wit me and mah amigos and amigas, plus your shrink told you to stay away from cold fish cuz you might be tempted to insert one in your ass, and possibly fathertimes, fuck it maybe your wifeys..


make it a hat trick fagbait

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:12 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaa^@faggydigital


u know u aint got no ''amigas or amigos'' theres no one around a 100 block radius!
is just u n ur laptop on the way to da lonely cold shack!


































http://www.sobersecondthought.com/photos/cottagefeb05_0053.JPG

SaqurakiHanamichi
04-13-2008, 01:13 AM
Lmao Skampoe Is Killing Me This Days

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:15 AM
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAH! the shacks alone

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:17 AM
faggy digigay fishing in maine

http://www.taiga.net/reports/traditional_fisheries/Icefishing1.jpg



faggy after fuckin his catch






http://www.walleyehunter.com/graphics/wintereye.jpg

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:19 AM
faggy n his boy lover doin coke




http://www.registeredmaineguide.com/images/icefishing_wyman_2.jpg

SaqurakiHanamichi
04-13-2008, 01:20 AM
allright skampoe u killed the joke

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 01:21 AM
hahahhahahaahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaha


man this thread just got goooooood!



But to be honest, Ive got my birds, I just was offered that new job that pays more, anddddd


some lil nigga tried robbing my gate, and yesterday some other dude lit 10 cars on fire burned a apartment building down etc like 1.5 miles from my street.


Shits getting real. Like 4 real.


Cant wait til I move in a year.

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:28 AM
whut building wigger!

this is ur community fool!
http://www.tourisme.gouv.qc.ca/fileadmin/Image/decouvrez/activites/sports_plein_air/chasse_peche/tq_003004_g.jpg








































hahahahahahahahhaa
http://www.gonomad.com/roundworldphoto/uploaded_images/greenland-cod-fishing-700376.jpg

TSA
04-13-2008, 01:28 AM
^AHHAhahahhaAHAHH!

im about to consult the counsel of gods to re-dub april to july "The Session For Squeezin"

cause shit gets too real around this time.

niggas getting stabbed in the face, shot at, robbed, windows smashed out for no good reason, std scares, skinny big breasted nubian women announcing they literally want to have your baby in the middle of snuggling and that they want to be married in 2 years cause that's normal in their culture (which rides and attacks just like a vulture)


shit's real


but june to august is already mating session
and late june to late july is flossin session


so the summer is hoggin up all the sessions

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 01:31 AM
http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2007/08/06/tigerx.jpg

foe sho

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 01:32 AM
this shit isnt funny.. North Carolina, Charlotte, Boone, Wlimington, Raleigh... Georgia, Atlanta, Valdosta, Macon.. Illinois, Chicago... and multiple times arent being mentioned, shit aint funny faggots

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:35 AM
how da fuck would u know funny serendipitee?

RzaRectum
04-13-2008, 01:38 AM
Be nice to syruptitties

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:40 AM
fuck shriveledtittie

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 01:42 AM
this shit isnt funny.. North Carolina, Charlotte, Boone, Wlimington, Raleigh... Georgia, Atlanta, Valdosta, Macon.. Illinois, Chicago... and multiple times arent being mentioned, shit aint funny faggots

and what the fuck might you be talking about syruptitties?

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:49 AM
http://www.annajet.co.uk/lynn_tits_out.jpg

+syrup

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 01:53 AM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j263/DANIEL1974/hotel_whore-006.jpg
http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/syrup%20001.jpg
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/tigerandstevie.jpg

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 01:59 AM
lets see what I am talking about, where Ive been locked up you clown ass faggots, thats what makes this shit funny, yall worship some "thoro" ass muhfckers, been there done that, North Carolina warrants are served on Monday Morning at 9, Georgia, they serve warrants at 9 on Sundays so you have to stay the night because you cant get out till Monday, shit aint funny, Its funny because I'm a 6'4 white boy, but you wiggers here wouldget manhandled

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:59 AM
@ faggy digigay!
hey wigger!!!!
out of all the black mu fuckas out there, u choose to look up to tigger wooood!

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:01 AM
I'm white, I dont attempt to act black

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-13-2008, 02:01 AM
http://rapidcityjournal.com/blogs/sports/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/tiger-woods.jpg

http://www.wisconsinwx.com/TigerWoods.jpg

Chooooo, chooooo!!!!

TSA
04-13-2008, 02:02 AM
Skampoe fears mixed breeds after he woke up and saw this between his legs






































































http://kaganof.com/kagablog/wp-content/Hitsonweb.jpg

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-13-2008, 02:03 AM
Not likely. He can't see past his titties.

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:03 AM
lets see what I am talking about, where Ive been locked up you clown ass faggots, thats what makes this shit funny, yall worship some "thoro" ass muhfckers, been there done that, North Carolina warrants are served on Monday Morning at 9, Georgia, they serve warrants at 9 on Sundays so you have to stay the night because you cant get out till Monday, shit aint funny, Its funny because I'm a 6'4 white boy, but you wiggers here wouldget manhandled
so do u still gotcha jail id?

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:04 AM
I'm white, I dont attempt to act black

I attempt to act white because im pretty awesome at it. So we are all curious...




did the jail guards pop your cherry @ county or did they do it in the back of the squad car?

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:05 AM
Skampoe fears mixed breeds after he woke up and saw this between his legs






































































http://kaganof.com/kagablog/wp-content/Hitsonweb.jpg
nigguh u mad cuz u had to wear kunta kentey's handme downs!

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:07 AM
Not likely. He can't see past his titties.
stfu fag, u still piss on ur balls!

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:08 AM
http://eppsnet.com/images/apolo-ohno.jpg

I picture our newest member syruptitties looking like this. i hope im right.

INF
04-13-2008, 02:10 AM
Man , you guys have been up for months talkin to each other all late at night. that aint right.

TSA
04-13-2008, 02:10 AM
nigguh u mad cuz u had to wear kunta kentey's handme downs!

Skampoe's clit look like Earthworm Jim

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:11 AM
not me homeboy i took my hiatus for snowboarding, school and sluts.


Im just letting off steam infinity cuz i have to deal with stupid yuppie scumbags on a daily basis.




hows texas and all that steak and negra modelo?

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:11 AM
skampoe, you mean my wristbands where I am hating life, fuck no, do you stil have tarantulas that you bodied with arachnids?

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:12 AM
ur nose is shaped like shaq dzo's dick @ tsa

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:12 AM
that shit is trash

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:13 AM
skampoe, you mean my wristbands where I am hating life, fuck no, do you stil have tarantulas that you bodied with arachnids?
wtf?

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:13 AM
http://www.theharmonfamily.com/gallery%5CJason%20(Young)%5CMe%20And%20Buzz%20Ligh tyear.jpg


faggots

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:13 AM
skanpoe, your wiz's ass .. shit. this could be a thread

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-13-2008, 02:14 AM
stfu fag, u still piss on ur balls!

Yeah, if I'm drunk and put my dick over my shoulder. I'm like a titan, man, I'm HUGE.




As for the fag comment, I'm not trying to be you, you know?

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:15 AM
faggy ur cool





http://www.no-pain-no-gain.com/images/mike%20dayem%202.jpg

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:15 AM
indeed

\

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-13-2008, 02:15 AM
skanpoe, your wiz's ass .. shit. this could be a thread

No. Those would be multiple threads, cuz u couldn't fit all in one


hahhahha

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:15 AM
his wiz is kinda gross.



kinda makes me think about a rottweiler's asshole that was shot with a 12 gauge buckshot.


I wouldnt even show little kids that shit on halloween. man fuck dat..

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:16 AM
skampoe.. I heard you rap where you come from, your not Kennedy

INF
04-13-2008, 02:16 AM
not me homeboy i took my hiatus for snowboarding, school and sluts.


Im just letting off steam infinity cuz i have to deal with stupid yuppie scumbags on a daily basis.




hows texas and all that steak and negra modelo?



okay ,ur right , you did leave for a while. But look man , here it is , middle of the night ....

its all good though.

I'm good. Texas is just as weird as anywhere else. Steak was good today (med rare). No Beer tonight and I dont really drink the mexican brews. I drink mexicant.:dududu:

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:16 AM
faggy ur cool





http://www.no-pain-no-gain.com/images/mike%20dayem%202.jpg
i cee u r rockin the RUBY jewel MR RUBIEZ

TSA
04-13-2008, 02:18 AM
LOL just when i thought they were getting him skampoe comes through and quotes himself in classic hollow side phashion

INF
04-13-2008, 02:18 AM
i cee u r rockin the RUBY jewel MR RUBIEZ

is that really robby???

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:18 AM
obviously youve never been to jail skapmoe, you arent allowed to roll out with your jail ID otherwise its false

TSA
04-13-2008, 02:19 AM
exposed.

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:20 AM
uh huh

INF
04-13-2008, 02:20 AM
obviously youve never been to jail skapmoe, you arent allowed to roll out with your jail ID otherwise its false



Complete Bullshit. I was gonna be the first to post in this thread and say how used to have my prison ID for a while and then I threw it out the window while driving on the highway. I choose not to comment though cuz whats the use in a thread about prison/ jail ids? ]



You know that Vader and Sunny Winters got they name all over this thread riggghhhhtt???

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:22 AM
I THINK NOT!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/ID.jpg

NEVER MIND THE HAIR!

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:23 AM
yeah, your wrong, they cut that wristband off your arm as sson as you get released, you havent been locked up in the soutn east recently then

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:24 AM
Nigga Im East Coastin It Nigga!

Surreptitious
04-13-2008, 02:24 AM
and also, only in NC do they hold your mugshot for three yrs in Meck.org

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:25 AM
HAHAHAHAHA your hair actually looked like that?



thats the most white trash look Ive ever seen. man you looked like a fucking bathroom attendant at a connecticut highway rest stop. holy fucking raptor shit...

INF
04-13-2008, 02:25 AM
yeah, your wrong, they cut that wristband off your arm as sson as you get released, you havent been locked up in the soutn east recently then


dude , stop.


I'm telling you. You get released from Prison with your card. Wait till Vader or Sunny Comes in here. THey know too.

INF
04-13-2008, 02:27 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/ID.jpg





A ya'll Remember Big LU when he had that picture of all his Hair do's. Somebody post that MF. NOW!

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:28 AM
dude , stop.


I'm telling you. You get released from Prison with your card. Wait till Vader or Sunny Comes in here. THey know too.
WHERE I WAS AT THEY DO TAKE UR ID BUT THESE NIGGAS FORGOT TO TAKE IT FROM ME, N I DID GET RELEASED LIKE @ 130 AM WHEN THE FUCKIN BAIL CIMMISH DROPPED MY BOND 75 TO 50 THEN 25 GEEZ N CAME OUT WITH 2,500 DOLLARS!

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:29 AM
sunny and vader are probably having make up sex.



yHLr5AYl5f4


yes.... lol that.

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:30 AM
HAHAHAHAHA your hair actually looked like that?



thats the most white trash look Ive ever seen. man you looked like a fucking bathroom attendant at a connecticut highway rest stop. holy fucking raptor shit...
MY HAIR IS BLACK N I HAD DIED IT RED BUT TO GET THE RED IN THERE I HAD TO BLEACH MY SHIT, BUT TIME PASSED N DA RED LEFT N IT STAYED YELLOW SO I ROCKED IT FOR A WHILE CUZ KINGS LOVE BLACK N GOLD!

INF
04-13-2008, 02:30 AM
well then maybe jail and prison , its different. Who the fuck knows cuz I never had a jail ID card. I had a number to remember and that was it. I still remember my last one I think...it was 782 something like 3 other numbers but yeah , I aint seen no shit like PIcture ID for Jail(county jail or whatever ...state jail maybe but thats prison still)

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:34 AM
Ionno! All I Iknow I Got One B4 I Hit The Blocks N Shit, N My Bruvah Hadem Too, He Never Brung It Home Tho, Maybe Its Prolly Cuz Of The Over Croudness Goin On For Mad Years!

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:34 AM
MY HAIR IS BLACK N I HAD DIED IT RED BUT TO GET THE RED IN THERE I HAD TO BLEACH MY SHIT, BUT TIME PASSED N DA RED LEFT N IT STAYED YELLOW SO I ROCKED IT FOR A WHILE CUZ KINGS LOVE BLACK N GOLD!

haha whats funny is that I almost went down to spanish harlem with my boy the other week and his whole fam (cousins) are latin kings, and I decided to pass cuz its way to expensive to drink In NYC and I didnt wanna end up like that white cop in training day!!!!!

INF
04-13-2008, 02:35 AM
you are wrong for rockin two different colors of hair though. Thats strike 2 nigga , I'mjustsayin.


member the eyebrows???


I rest my case.

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:36 AM
Man Cigs Out There Is Like Almost 9 Bucks! Fuckin Rape!

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:38 AM
you are wrong for rockin two different colors of hair though. Thats strike 2 nigga , I'mjustsayin.


member the eyebrows???


I rest my case.
I CEE WHUT UR SAYIN BUT TRUST AINT NO GAY SHIT OVER HERE KID!

I DO DO MY EYBROWS I SHAPE DEM SHITS AINT NO HOMO SHIT THO!

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:40 AM
Wow Six Pages In About A Hour!
Well Im Ghost
Peace
Out!

EAGLE EYE
04-13-2008, 02:40 AM
HAHAAHHAAHAHA


manly laugh.....



Skampoe i hope to god that fathertime smacks the shit oout of you for making that eye brow shaping comment. I mean if hes a good cousin and all he will do that.

INF
04-13-2008, 02:42 AM
peace

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 01:56 PM
HAHAAHHAAHAHA


manly laugh.....



Skampoe i hope to god that fathertime smacks the shit oout of you for making that eye brow shaping comment. I mean if hes a good cousin and all he will do that.

I FAGGYDIGITAL I HOPE TO ME NEXT TIME UR SITTIN IN ONE OF THESE

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=84479&rendTypeId=4

I HOPE U GET THE ILLEST FROST BITE EVER


http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/05/26/inglis_hands_wideweb__470x280,0.jpg












































HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NAH IM KIDDING, I WISH THE U BEST FRUITFUL CATCH!

http://www.lakemaryus.com/a%20good%20catch.jpg

STYLE
04-13-2008, 02:33 PM
Georgia, they serve warrants at 9 on Sundays so you have to stay the night because you cant get out till Monday, shit aint funny, Its funny because I'm a 6'4 white boy, but you wiggers here wouldget manhandled

hey hey hey.....
they served me a couple of times on friday. automatic weekend.

but anyway these are my pajamas. souvenir. check them dots homey. 7 dot shirt. 6 dot pants. crispy too.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crazy/Photo132.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crazy/Photo131.jpg

i have been to jail 7 times in 7 years in ATL. they will lock you up for anything here.

i been to jail prolly 12 times total.

longest stay was 2 1/2 weeks in cook county CHI, for jumping bail on a drug charge.
what u know about california ave?
shit wasn't that bad tho. good food cable tv, we even had a party on fridays where cats would make beats on the walls/tables and we had freestyle sessions and dance contests.
since i can do both very well i was respected and got a pass.
the major issue was gang protocol. GDs outnumbered everyone 4to1 so meals...GD 1st, VL second LK 3rd CVL and BS got in where they fit in then Neutron last black Neutrons before white.

but wherever i get locked, i always get applause when i get that call from the box. "Gavin....pack it up" and you hear that magnetic buzz on your cell door.....

INF
04-13-2008, 02:39 PM
hey hey hey.....
they served me a couple of times on friday. automatic weekend.

but anyway these are my pajamas. souvenir.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crazy/Photo132.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crazy/Photo131.jpg

i have been to jail 7 times in 7 years in ATL. they will lock you up for anything here.

i been to jail prolly 12 times total.

longest stay was 2 1/2 weeks in cook county CHI, for jumping bail on a drug charge.
what u know about california ave?
shit wasn't that bad tho. good food cable tv, we even had a party on fridays where cats would make beats on the walls/tables and we had freestyle sessions and dance contests.
since i can do both very well i was respected and got a pass.
the major issue was gang protocol. GDs outnumbered everyone 4to1 so meals...GD 1st, VL second LK 3rd CVL and BS got in where they fit in then Neutron last black Neutrons before white.

but wherever i get locked, i always get applause when i get that call from the box. "Gavin....pack it up" and you hear that magnetic buzz on your cell door.....


hahaha ...fo sho.

I remember when I first started going to jail I would want to sneak out a suit but then I felt like it was a bad omen cuz peep this -

I had this new pair of draws that I left with one time I was released right. Well , I would still wear them shits out in the world and it seemed like whenever I busted them out , I would get in trouble. Fuck that. I figured the suit wasnt worth it and I dont even wear them draws no more but I still got em.



ITs great when they call you to go. priceless.


its needless to say but I'll add that I always got respect up in the joint. It had to do with who I knew all the time but I never got messed with and though I didnt dance , I would partake in freestyling here and there outta boredom.

Mostly I read books.

Sicka than aidZ
04-13-2008, 02:40 PM
Huh? Who Here Ha Their Jail Id?


like anyone who's got an arrest record worth reading in this bitch would really care what wucorp think of their arm bandz... let alone be chatting with skampoe

Sicka than aidZ
04-13-2008, 02:47 PM
way your gettin outta whatcom in your greens is if u got arrested naked and shit.

nice stylemasta when its reppin time.

Yo in chi tho i heard that shit is harsh. they probably take your bare ass an release ya in the snow if u were booked with no clothes on. hahahahhaa

INF
04-13-2008, 02:51 PM
fuck gettin booked naked.


I always got my clothes aaannnnndddd shoes on. Mf's be comin in with no shoes or just one sometimes. on some crack head shit.

STYLE
04-13-2008, 02:56 PM
only convictions i have are for traffic violations.
all the rest were thrown out. including 3 felony cases.

lawyer + dumb/lazy cops= free man

i just sleep in my greens(oranges). i just put my clothes over them went i got released.


chicago C.O.'s would beat us. but that was in booking. mostly sheriffs.

SKAMPOE
04-13-2008, 02:58 PM
our shits are tan!
and it says BCC = bridgeport correctional center

Sicka than aidZ
04-13-2008, 03:10 PM
cops hate me so much they booked me on a maliscious mischief 2 which is a felony so yeah maybe i should have kept my band, its the only red one im ever gonna see. Actually i didnt lose it they cut it off me. But naw they're fuckin haters. I thought my girls mom dipped into my ecko's and G'd me for soem shit. She didnt man i was just bein fukcin drunk makebelieving she did i cant really remember. My own birthday tho in the morning. Anyways i went to sleep and later that fuckin day i was gettin all excited and shit just poppin tagz off clothes all anticipating the big 28 and guess who fuckin knocks at my door. Anyways they said it was maliscious mischief 2 because she was fucked up and she thought i was gonna come back at her so it was the only way to get a quick restraining order. Fuck jail man i roll in with the flyest gear on and have to throw it in the most stank ass lockers. Man im gettin tears man the shit was gonna be dooooooope. But nope.... I got P. r'd the next day. They did serve cake tho.

Oztradamus
04-13-2008, 03:16 PM
hey hey hey.....
they served me a couple of times on friday. automatic weekend.

but anyway these are my pajamas. souvenir. check them dots homey. 7 dot shirt. 6 dot pants. crispy too.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crazy/Photo132.jpg
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/crazy/Photo131.jpg

i have been to jail 7 times in 7 years in ATL. they will lock you up for anything here.

i been to jail prolly 12 times total.

longest stay was 2 1/2 weeks in cook county CHI, for jumping bail on a drug charge.
what u know about california ave?
shit wasn't that bad tho. good food cable tv, we even had a party on fridays where cats would make beats on the walls/tables and we had freestyle sessions and dance contests.
since i can do both very well i was respected and got a pass.
the major issue was gang protocol. GDs outnumbered everyone 4to1 so meals...GD 1st, VL second LK 3rd CVL and BS got in where they fit in then Neutron last black Neutrons before white.

but wherever i get locked, i always get applause when i get that call from the box. "Gavin....pack it up" and you hear that magnetic buzz on your cell door.....


LOL, I used to live about 5 blocks north of Cook County Jail, was never inside though... Fuck being locked up word up..