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STYLE
04-14-2008, 02:18 AM
this chick came at ya boy hard on the myspace.

the good news....
http://a187.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/114/l_cef65fa7c6f9f675af1c8b91e564a222.jpg
http://a178.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/l_248d6de34780fe80ad6d49950df853c1.jpg
http://a506.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_9bf13ee3af4186a3a14d538696d3fa71.jpg









the bad news......




























































http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_41b68e749d91763f718c4344ecd831fc.jpg




so i ask you. would you stick ur dick in that?

LORD NOSE
04-14-2008, 02:22 AM
alcohol is a hell of a drug

crust
04-14-2008, 02:24 AM
i dunno.....

NIGHT MAYOR
04-14-2008, 02:37 AM
"not a very good teeth to gum ratio"

depends on the drought, if im hitting skins like it aint no thang, i would'nt touch it, if i was like blue ballin it, it'd hit it to get back in the game, any port in a storm, any port in a storm *nods*

Longbongcilvaringz
04-14-2008, 02:39 AM
whats the good news again?

shes got a busted face and an average body.

i dont know if id engage in myspace nonsense for that.

i dunno, she looked ok in one of the pics, but i think that was a trick of the light.

crust
04-14-2008, 02:54 AM
"not a very good teeth to gum ratio"

niiiiice. LOL!

STYLE
04-14-2008, 02:59 AM
whats the good news again?

shes got a busted face and an average body.

i dont know if id engage in myspace nonsense for that.

i dunno, she looked ok in one of the pics, but i think that was a trick of the light.

from 25-40 feet she looks pretty good.

but any closer....smh wif the "i smell shit" face


i ain't gonna do it but i was just curious what the consensus was.
she made a sraightforward bret favre pass at me, on some lets be fuck buddies shit.
age:33 typical 30something always horny steez.








okay next....

she wants me to be her friend as she works her way out of a bad relationship.
(translation) she's used to getting dick on the reg and doesn't want to fuck her semi ex.
http://a671.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_3086d3711c4e510938252d3705aeb10e.jpg
http://a652.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_02018c64894c1584290b3a7b152823ab.jpg
http://a609.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_7a9a5464c4b56b9e4512b84d713ac480.jpg
http://a39.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/l_52a5d696d2c436ed47a228cc5b3a311e.jpg


would you hit it? even with the equine features?

Suga Duga
04-14-2008, 03:02 AM
no

LORD NOSE
04-14-2008, 03:07 AM
alcohol is a hell of a drug

crust
04-14-2008, 03:09 AM
yes.....

only because ive never been with a black chick before :)

Longbongcilvaringz
04-14-2008, 03:10 AM
better than the last, still, facial features are weirdly combined.

im not going to say no definitely, but according to my personal preferences its doubtful.

however, the situation which you outlined "friend, work out bad relationship etc etc." indicates the possibility of hours discussing nonsense and pretending to care.

which lowers the hit:no hit ratio exponentially.

KERZO
04-14-2008, 03:15 AM
Just thought I'd mention the blindingy obvious fact this is indeed a chick with a dick -

http://a506.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_9bf13ee3af4186a3a14d538696d3fa71.jpg

You try'na tell me that aint a dood......dood?

http://www.dantedifranco.com/BeardedWoman1.jpg

rocking dem beards biblical style..

http://www.michelescelebrations.com/images/mc365bb.jpg


I'll pass on this pussy fam....

STYLE
04-14-2008, 03:19 AM
no
to #1 or #2 or both?

alcohol is a hell of a drug
candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. i'll take that as a yes to both. but under the influence.

yes.....

only because ive never been with a black chick before :)

you haven't lived yet.


however, the situation which you outlined "friend, work out bad relationship etc etc." indicates the possibility of hours discussing nonsense and pretending to care.

which lowers the hit:no hit ratio exponentially.




hahaha!

well from what i understand, its more like a needs fulfillment thing, but from what i also understand, the need to vent is hardwired into the female pysche.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-14-2008, 03:20 AM
yeah, i cant say the thought that all these chicks were pre op transexuals and that this was a 'massive' prank didnt cross my mind.

always got to keep the fird I open on wu corp.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-14-2008, 03:31 AM
id hit no. 2

STYLE
04-14-2008, 03:31 AM
nah
no trix here.
these are real girls from my friends list. i have 587 friends less than 20 of them are men.
i try to talk to each one at least once a month. even the ugly ones and the fat ones.

the fine ones i talk to more frequently

but the ones i'm posting are borderline situation dependant hook ups.
i'm just seein where yalls lines are drawn.





idk
i'm just trying to get into sleep mode. a lil nervous about tomorrow.

STYLE
04-14-2008, 03:36 AM
Lakota Native
south dakota
age 29

we IM often but the distance keeps the convo from getting nitty gritty. i mean we cyberd but i hate that shit. i'd rather talk about what we are GONNA DO when i get over there rather than some make believe shit.

she is thick
http://a931.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/l_f440f1f08fbdbe971e763b98f336341a.jpg

she hunts buffalo...
http://a587.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/20/l_1af9ebf0aa40e587d7af7a76096cd1fa.jpg

she works out heavily.
http://a751.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_0db3a3680b493e18926c0953dc3b38c6.jpg

pretty smile
http://a507.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_ad80f79e8b1cb4219fc8e3e7d8c01302.jpg

navahoe
http://a189.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_445c4ec520d79e577aaa3b17ec3fa74c.jpg

would you hit it?

Longbongcilvaringz
04-14-2008, 03:39 AM
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

crust
04-14-2008, 03:44 AM
she hunts buffalo...

^^^wow!


bj for sure.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-14-2008, 03:46 AM
no. 3
maybe, prolly not tho.

STYLE
04-14-2008, 03:54 AM
you tellin me you wouldn't have her wear a racist ass sexy pocahontas costume, and do the hibbity dibbity on a pile of buffalo skinz?

STYLE
04-14-2008, 04:03 AM
okay #4....

we chit chat every now and then. but her ego is too big for reality.

the good
http://a587.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_9839872ff7dd82af2c479cba9dbd7eda.jpg

the bad
http://a545.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_3849d4e6612e0dc23b33fc42788b18a8.jpg


the ugly
http://a16.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/m_b18efbc541c93bd90777dee71fb7a6bf.jpg



in her defense i will say her ass meets my 40 inch requirements...
http://a910.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_c9e56ce460019694c9f499ff5af144a5.jpg

but so does an elephant.





would you hit it?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-14-2008, 04:03 AM
you tellin me you wouldn't have her wear a racist ass sexy pocahontas costume, and do the hibbity dibbity on a pile of buffalo skinz?

nah i dont like my women thick, i white remember.

and onto no.4

bitch has a five head.

STYLE
04-14-2008, 04:07 AM
i also don't like that fact that her looks can completly change cause she wears alot of makeup and has no eyebrows.

look 1
http://a911.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_2d442ef8e4a847961df1100745b69586.jpg

look 2
http://a238.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_4d07c682f5f76175b7ea1a49a2207f8d.jpg

look 3- i checked this is her.
http://a713.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/115/l_f3dca4ce22ca0c692daf592155305978.jpg

look 4
http://a961.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_9abbfa0f2f4ce21160e115677b995448.jpg

STYLE
04-14-2008, 04:09 AM
nah i dont like my women thick, i white remember.

and onto no.4

bitch has a five head.


hahah i just peep ur sig... okay okay.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-14-2008, 04:14 AM
hehehe i could'nt think wot to write under my new halo steelo. check the katana niggas!

crust
04-14-2008, 04:14 AM
yeah id smash #4

...from behind. look at that ass!

NIGHT MAYOR
04-14-2008, 04:19 AM
*shudders* if it aint tight, it aint right.

LORD NOSE
04-14-2008, 04:39 AM
i say alcohol

cause the first skank looks like she drinks allot of it

there is too many fine ass womens in NY to even consider these snobby skanks

SL33
04-14-2008, 04:54 AM
"not a very good teeth to gum ratio"

*




legendary ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :)




maybe if u get yourself drunk.....she must be gipsy though....

Lizard King
04-14-2008, 04:55 AM
i say alcohol

cause the first skank looks like she drinks allot of it

there is too many fine ass womens in NY to even consider these snobby skanks
i love you

STYLE
04-14-2008, 05:29 AM
he completely missed the point of the thread yet continued to post repetitive nonsense.



the questiion was "would you hit it?"

nobody asked about what is in NY

ATL women > NY women

a simple yes or no. will suffice. just call it food.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
04-14-2008, 05:29 AM
http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_41b68e749d91763f718c4344ecd831fc.jpg




so i ask you. would you stick ur dick in that?


http://thesift.atlblogs.com/images/scared.png

shaolinsword
04-14-2008, 06:01 AM
nah, wouldn't hit none of em

Mumm Ra
04-14-2008, 06:08 AM
the second was a definite yes in my book
im a little iffy on the rest...

begongo
04-14-2008, 06:12 AM
I'd hit the thick chick, though I don't think I could stand her as a person

The Hound
04-14-2008, 06:55 AM
is the first bitch cock eyed ??

i'd hit the 5th

THE W
04-14-2008, 08:47 AM
all these chics except for #2 are slumpbusters at best. you'd only crush these chics if you've been MIA for a while.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-14-2008, 08:59 AM
I think 3 is nice. I'd def. fuck with her navajo ass...that shit turns me on.

4 is good too, yea a lil extra thickness, she will be huge in some years but this is all about the now and she looks good now.

The first two....eh, im not really a butt'er face guy. I need a nice face, at least a decent one.
The 1st one i aint feelin much, although she aint bad in the pics, i think she can look much worse in person.

The 2nd one actually didnt have a bad body and she seems like a total freak, so with the shit you'd be doing to her, you really dont wanna be lookin at a pretty face. You'd wanna see that nasty animalistic equine face.,............................................
.............................................
.......................and bust all over it..

if its just sex, i mean all three are worthy, you could do MUCH worse.

LORD NOSE
04-15-2008, 02:17 AM
he completely missed the point of the thread yet continued to post repetitive nonsense.



the questiion was "would you hit it?"

nobody asked about what is in NY

ATL women > NY women

a simple yes or no. will suffice. just call it food.

fuck the point of the thread - i'm not following rules and shit

i been to the ATL - and i disagree

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-15-2008, 07:23 AM
I would hit the face of the no.1 so hard, until she turns to be better looking XD

Maybe then I would hit her

Longbongcilvaringz
04-15-2008, 07:49 AM
look 4
http://a961.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_9abbfa0f2f4ce21160e115677b995448.jpg

On the strenf of some earlier pics i was thinking of saying maybe, but this shows that its a definite no.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-15-2008, 07:52 AM
shit i thought that was one of the better ones

Longbongcilvaringz
04-15-2008, 08:07 AM
well, its all personal preference i guess.

i dont mind 'thiknass', but a good face is a prerequisite.

and i think i draw the line between thick and chubby earlier than some, and chubby isnt something i dig.

plus her skin looks terrible in that pic, which doesnt help matters.

TSA
04-15-2008, 11:33 AM
from 25-40 feet she looks pretty good.

but any closer....smh wif the "i smell shit" face


i ain't gonna do it but i was just curious what the consensus was.
she made a sraightforward bret favre pass at me, on some lets be fuck buddies shit.
age:33 typical 30something always horny steez.








okay next....

she wants me to be her friend as she works her way out of a bad relationship.
(translation) she's used to getting dick on the reg and doesn't want to fuck her semi ex.
http://a671.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_3086d3711c4e510938252d3705aeb10e.jpg
http://a652.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_02018c64894c1584290b3a7b152823ab.jpg
http://a609.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_7a9a5464c4b56b9e4512b84d713ac480.jpg
http://a39.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/l_52a5d696d2c436ed47a228cc5b3a311e.jpg


would you hit it? even with the equine features?
^HELL YES


the first one....no.


myspace makes a girl look a lot better remember that, gave birth to countless dimebreasts

in real life her looks will go down another 4 notches....then you'll figure out why they call it real life


shit's real.

SHRAP
04-15-2008, 01:17 PM
http://www.watercoloursfair.com/images_2006/bowlby.jpg

HANZO
04-15-2008, 01:24 PM
http://www.watercoloursfair.com/images_2006/bowlby.jpg

i was thinking the same thing. these things are really handy sometimes.

TSA
04-15-2008, 06:03 PM
fuck the point of the thread - i'm not following rules and shit

i been to the ATL - and i disagree
yeah but your gay.




oh and style, according to the Man Laws after 2:00 till sunrise, you have the right to smash any bitch without negative judgement.

JASPER
04-15-2008, 06:09 PM
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/anonibf61.jpg

Same question, different girl.

TSA
04-15-2008, 06:13 PM
hell yea dude ahahahahahah!

might even hit her with duh tongue ackshin

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9718/fc22a3847de7dab5053787bwo3.gif (http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/)

RzaRectum
04-15-2008, 06:32 PM
Lol

STYLE
04-15-2008, 06:35 PM
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/anonibf61.jpg

Same question, different girl.


woah!........uh...........yeah i'd have her ride me like a sit-n-spin
http://www.backtobasicstoys.com/images/5844.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
04-15-2008, 06:39 PM
id get with the amputee...im not even joking....your not looking at anythign from the knee down anyway...i dont suck feet

RzaRectum
04-15-2008, 07:04 PM
id get with the amputee...im not even joking....your not looking at anythign from the knee down anyway...i dont suck feet
Yea, but you have to do all the work!. And theres no asian cowgirl style..
http://porn.naughtyfiles.net/star-images/mr-chews-asian-beaver-jasmine.jpg



Or handjobs
















Or footjobs





















And you have to do all the work!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-15-2008, 07:08 PM
Throughout the duration of my pussy-getting career, I may have regretted pussy the next morning, or maybe even for a couple of weeks as I awaited the results of a test. But I never once regretted a piece of pussy whilst I was presently inside of it.

And although there were a few that I am not exactly proud of, and several that were more trouble than they worth, I can honestly say, that if given the opportunity,(especially now that I am in a monogamous relationship and AIDS-free), I would not un-fuck any of those bitches.

If you died tomorrow, god forbid, would you find any solace in the fact that, on your last day on earth, you declined some hot wet pussy because she wasn't a dime? I know I wouldn't.

So, these broads all live in cities that you plan on visiting, but not staying in? Come on. My advice would be to wrap up your dick(although I wouldn't for quality purposes), and then proceed to fuck every single one of them, thank them all for a lovely evening, bid them good day, and get the fuck up through.

And don't just do it for yourself. Do it for me. Do it for all of poor bastards in monogamous relationships they are trying to make work. Let us relive our glory days of the recent past through your promiscuous jaunts.

Do it for wu-corp. Do it for the poor, awkward European boy who's never even kissed a girl. Do it for the pasty-faced computer geek, who's translucent skin barely ever sees the light of day.

Do it for your country, and for the good of all humanity.

Thank you for your time, and I am confident you'll make wise decisions.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-15-2008, 07:12 PM
wow....i didnt realize she didnt have hands....thats were i'd draw the line. I thought she was just missing from the knee down.

SKAMPOE
04-15-2008, 07:19 PM
http://blog.syracuse.com/family/2007/09/0926%20karate%20kid.jpg

11th Chamber
04-15-2008, 07:20 PM
Or handjobs


since when cant a chick with no legs, not give a handjob?

STYLE
04-15-2008, 07:24 PM
Throughout the duration of my pussy-getting career, I may have regretted pussy the next morning, or maybe even for a couple of weeks as I awaited the results of a test. But I never once regretted a piece of pussy whilst I was presently inside of it.

And although there were a few that I am not exactly proud of, and several that were more trouble than they worth, I can honestly say, that if given the opportunity,(especially now that I am in a monogamous relationship and AIDS-free), I would not un-fuck any of those bitches.

If you died tomorrow, god forbid, would you find any solace in the fact that, on your last day on earth, you declined some hot wet pussy because she wasn't a dime? I know I wouldn't.

So, these broads all live in cities that you plan on visiting, but not staying in? Come on. My advice would be to wrap up your dick(although I wouldn't for quality purposes), and then proceed to fuck every single one of them, thank them all for a lovely evening, bid them good day, and get the fuck up through.

And don't just do it for yourself. Do it for me. Do it for all of poor bastards in monogamous relationships they are trying to make work. Let us relive our glory days of the recent past through your promiscuous jaunts.

Do it for wu-corp. Do it for the poor, awkward European boy who's never even kissed a girl. Do it for the pasty-faced computer geek, who's translucent skin barely ever sees the light of day.

Do it for your country, and for the good of all humanity.

Thank you for your time, and I am confident you'll make wise decisions.

REP

STYLE
04-15-2008, 07:26 PM
since when cant a chick with no legs, not give a handjob?
when she is also missing hands

look again...
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/anonibf61.jpg

SKAMPOE
04-15-2008, 07:42 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/OPERA.jpg

SKAMPOE
04-15-2008, 07:43 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/OPERA.jpghttp://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/OPERA.jpghttp://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/OPERA.jpghttp://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/skampoe/OPERA.jpg



AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

RzaRectum
04-15-2008, 08:31 PM
when she is also missing hands

look again...
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/anonibf61.jpg

Can you imagine fuckin that like a lifesize raggedy anne doll? Carryin that shit around on your bongbong. Its like puttin in overtime at the farm with a sack of potatoes.























































*wipes* ;$
http://sum1.onreact.com/bilder/perou-amputee-003.jpg


http://bumrockerforlife.mine.nu/dg/nsfw/legless.jpg



What about a midget amputee?
http://myspace-592.vo.llnwd.net/01322/29/55/1322405592_l.jpg





























































Can you believe there's actually a niche for this?
http://starzaki.eu.org/~littlemaggot/blog/Blackamputeetoilethardwarehandjobporn_10B37/BlackAmputeeToiletHardwareHandjobPorn_thumb.jpg

Guarded By Martyrs
04-15-2008, 11:04 PM
In a word Style...No

HarlemDiplomat
04-15-2008, 11:08 PM
okay #4....

we chit chat every now and then. but her ego is too big for reality.

the good
http://a587.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_9839872ff7dd82af2c479cba9dbd7eda.jpg

the bad
http://a545.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_3849d4e6612e0dc23b33fc42788b18a8.jpg


the ugly
http://a16.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/m_b18efbc541c93bd90777dee71fb7a6bf.jpg



in her defense i will say her ass meets my 40 inch requirements...
http://a910.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_c9e56ce460019694c9f499ff5af144a5.jpg

but so does an elephant.





would you hit it?

HELLL MUTHAFUCKIN YEAH NIGGA!!!!!

FatherSl!me
04-15-2008, 11:45 PM
^^tru indeed. that big ol ass overweighs the bad & ugly

LyriCipher
04-16-2008, 12:14 AM
http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_41b68e749d91763f718c4344ecd831fc.jpg



haha i actually laughed outloud at this picture

LyriCipher
04-16-2008, 12:19 AM
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/anonibf61.jpg

Same question, different girl.

sumthin about retards and amputees that make me wanna vomit no matter how cool or normal they may seem, even them down syndrome kids..people say theyre like teddy bears but all the teddy bears i kno dont drool and shit their drawers

11th Chamber
04-16-2008, 12:19 AM
when she is also missing hands

look again...
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/anonibf61.jpg


oh.

She can give nubjobs tho