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check two
04-16-2008, 05:49 PM
I try not to eat much junk, but I like those Thin Mint girl scout cookies a lot. They only sell them during a certain time of the year, and I don't have any left. Does anybody here still have some boxes of thin mints? Or know of any places I could get them at? A few years back, there was an ice cream place that was near where I lived. They would buy a whole lot of girl scout cookies, so they would have boxes and boxes of them to sell, even after the girl scout's stopped selling them. i've tried similar mint cookies at the grocery stores such as Keebler's Grasshopper cookies. Though, none of the kinds I've tried are as good as the Thin Mint girl scout cookies.

JASPER
04-16-2008, 05:55 PM
I read nookies. Sorry can't help you, bud.

http://www.crocogirls.com/thumbnails/only-carla/girl-scout/rand.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
04-16-2008, 07:46 PM
u know how we been talking bout kickin folks out the vatican? i think check two just volunteered to be the first to get booted

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
04-16-2008, 07:53 PM
check two?

SKAMPOE
04-16-2008, 08:32 PM
aaaahahahahahaha need i say more?

Art Vandelay
04-16-2008, 08:58 PM
i once was thrown out of boyscouts for eating a brownie

Olive Oil Goombah
04-16-2008, 08:59 PM
oh yea, the grasshoppers are the shit. I really love the samoas tho....ill polish off a few boxes easy

Guarded By Martyrs
04-16-2008, 09:09 PM
"Where Is The Micro-Film" ???

Prolifical ENG
04-16-2008, 09:14 PM
I guess the next girl scout that comes in contact with you will get first prize.

But for you, might need to contact the regions girlscout high council.

check two
04-16-2008, 11:55 PM
I can't help it that some of you cheeseballs don't like cookies. Go back to eating your scrapple.

Visionz
04-17-2008, 01:39 AM
http://www.girlscoutcookies.org/

maybe this'll help :lmao:


its kinda weird how they don't sale 'em year round, maybe the reinforcement would cross over into the overt (pass out your cookies for cash) hahaa

boyscouts ain't saling shit, dudes is on some you better go learn how to do some shit

HarlemDiplomat
04-17-2008, 01:40 AM
I read nookies. Sorry can't help you, bud.

http://www.crocogirls.com/thumbnails/only-carla/girl-scout/rand.jpg

Damn son... that sig is crazy!!!

KERZO
04-17-2008, 04:52 AM
I can hook you up with some downtown wilderness girls, they got some good gear there right now, just gotta watch out for the cops and keep our eyes peeled for other cookie gangs trying to blow our deal.call me on 917 160-49-311...word :mexico:

STYLE
04-17-2008, 05:09 AM
"Where Is The Micro-Film" ???

microfiche?
http://www.dansmc.com/microfiche_reader.jpg

INF
04-17-2008, 05:25 AM
what is scrapple????


microfish is the shit. I read up on marley being assassinated by the man that way in middle school.

Tyler Durden
04-17-2008, 05:44 AM
"Where Is The Micro-Film" ???

That's what I was thinking

KERZO
04-17-2008, 06:46 AM
Loaded weapon 1 is a classic film..heres some quotes from it -

Jack Colt: Claire and I rode together for seven years.
Wes Luger: York and I were in academy together. Then we partnered for five years. Before that, we dodged the draft together. Before that, we played high school football together. Before that, we were in grade school together. And before that, we breast fed together.
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Colt: Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray. What flavor Icee you got today?
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Colt: Give me a name!
Beckard: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?
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Captain Doyle: Don't be so fast to thank me on this, Luger, because you're going to be naked on this one. It's on the line for you. People are going to be watching. Now you blow it, you're going down. You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry. You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind. If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?
Wes Luger: Everything except for the dancing with figs part!
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Valet: You got anything smaller?
Wes Luger: Keep it.
Valet: Anything larger?
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Gen. Morters: Half the payment now. Half tomorrow. Half on delivery.
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Wes Luger: There's something between you and this General Morters.
Colt: He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB.
Wes Luger: Oh, I see.
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Wes Luger: I don't think York was a suicide. She was on to something.
Captain Doyle: On something is more likely. You know as well as I that this guy's cookies were laced with cocaine.
Wes Luger: No wonder I couldn't eat just one.
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Wes Luger: We're investigating a felony, Miss Demeanor.
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Becker: Do you sleep in the nude?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: Only when I'm naked
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Dr. Harrold Leacher: Quid pro quo Mr Colt.
Colt: What does that mean?
Dr. Harrold Leacher: It means I'm pretentious.
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Colt: So what are you doing here?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: Waiting for you.
Colt: I mean, what brought you here?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: A taxi.
Colt: Yeah, but why?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: My car's in the shop.
Colt: I mean... Why the hell did you come here?
Miss Destiny Demeanor: The police station would have made me nervous.
Colt: You better go.
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[Colt and Luger's car blows up]
Colt: Good thing we took valet.
Wes Luger: Taxi!
[the taxi blows up]
Colt: I guess we're making somebody nervous. But I'll tell you this: It's gonna take a helluva lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off of this case.
Wes Luger: Not a helluva lot more.
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[Mr. Jigsaw is holding a gun to Sgt. Colt's head]
Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.
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Gen. Morters: Where's the microfilm, Mike?
Mike McCracken: I don't know, I gave it to York. I thought she was one of your men.
Gen. Morters: Act in haste, repent in leisure.
Mike McCracken: But he who hesitates is lost.
Gen. Morters: Never judge a book by its cover.
Mike McCracken: What you see is what you get.
Gen. Morters: Loose lips, sink ships...
Mike McCracken: Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing or fighting, my friend.
[Gen. Morters, cornered, looks to Mr. Jigsaw]
Mike McCracken: [Mr. Jigsaw consults Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, shakes his head]
Gen. Morters: Sorry Mike, no good.
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Becker: What? I don't know nothin'. I didn't see nothin'. I ain't say nothin'.
Wes Luger: Nothing, the word is nothing, not nothin'. There's an i-n-g on the end of it. Nothing.
Becker: Ok, nothing. Nothiiing. Nothiiiiiiiiiiing. Ok, you happy?
Wes Luger: That's better.
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Colt: I gotta know... what *does* human flesh taste like?
Dr. Harrold Leacher: Chicken.
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Man in helicopter: [after shooting up a trailer home which then blows up, a man then rises from the flaming wreakage] Is this 1014 Pacific coast Highway?
John McClane, 814 Pacific Coast Highway: HUH?
Man in helicopter: 1014 Pacific coast Highway?
John McClane, 814 Pacific Coast Highway: NO! NO THIS IS 814 PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY! 1014 IS TWO BLOCKS OVER THERE!
Man in helicopter: Sorry! My mistake!
John McClane, 814 Pacific Coast Highway: [sarcastically] NO PROBLEM! NO PROBLEM!
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Desk Clerk: That her?
Wes Luger: No, that's a picture.
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Sgt. Billy York: [after being questioned about the microfilm] McCracken!
Mr. Jigsaw: Thank you, Ms York!
[shoots York]
Mr. Jigsaw: [turns around, confused] Is that Dan McCracken, or Mike McCracken?
Sgt. Billy York: Mike...
[Mr. Jigsaw shoots York again]
Mr. Jigsaw: [turns around again] Is he on Alpine or Oak?
Sgt. Billy York: [thinking] Alpine...
Mr. Jigsaw: [shoots York again]
Sgt. Billy York: Psst... Park on Third- you'll never find a spot on Alpine.
Mr. Jigsaw: [smiling] Thank you! You have been most co-operative!
Sgt. Billy York: [in pain] Don't mention it.
Mr. Jigsaw: [shoots York again]
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Mr. Jigsaw: [holding a gun on York] In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy.
Sgt. Billy York: No, no, I'll beg now.


some funny ass shit there.....:hooray:

check two
04-17-2008, 04:10 PM
Scrapple is like the first pork food from America. It's usually made from the internal organs of a pig such as the head, liver, and heart. It's popular here in the East Coast of the US, usually people that enjoy incest eat it. Here's some more info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Plate_of_scrapple.jpg/270px-Plate_of_scrapple.jpg

kurupt_kw
04-17-2008, 04:18 PM
boyscouts ain't saling shit, dudes is on some you better go learn how to do some shit

Those little bastards are always coming to the house asking for bottles that they can take back and get a refund.

kurupt_kw
04-17-2008, 04:20 PM
"Where Is The Micro-Film" ???

LOL ohhhh shit.......I missed the reference at first.

Fuck I love that movie.

check two
01-27-2009, 05:44 PM
It's that time of the year again. Can you send me some thin mint cookies?