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MAYOR QUIMBY
04-24-2008, 12:00 AM
I hate it!! Every time i see or meet a new bitch, it completely ruins it for me because i get reminded of my sister! I'll see a fly ass breezy strolling through my campus, but she'll look like my sister and my erection goes away! Or, don't you guys hate it when a fine bitch wears the same perfume your sister does? Or wash with the same shampoo??


AGH!!!!

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 12:02 AM
Your sister is probably on a different forum at this very moment making a thread saying i have weird ass brother with a hair cut that makes him look autistic

Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2008, 12:02 AM
i she in your sig?

TSA
04-24-2008, 12:02 AM
AHAhahahaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahhahahha hahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahhahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!!!HAHAHAHA HAHhahahh!H!H!H!H!H!HH!H!H!H!H!H!! (to be continued)

11th Chamber
04-24-2008, 12:03 AM
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http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2199/cesargay1014bs.jpg

TSA
04-24-2008, 12:03 AM
part 2



when we last left off..

AHAhahahaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahhahahha hahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahhahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!!!HAHAHAHA HAHhahahh!H!H!H!H!H!HH!H!H!H!H!H!! (to be continued)

and now, part two





AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAhahahahAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAhaahahahahahhaAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAHHAHAhahahhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahhHAhahahaHAA! !!AHAhahahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! H!H!H!H!H!H!H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!AHHAHAHAH!!AAAAAAAAAA H

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 12:05 AM
Hahahaha

11th Chamber
04-24-2008, 12:06 AM
Please elaborate TSA..














http://epiclytrife.iwantmywww.com/mt/archives/IMG_7222.jpg

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-24-2008, 12:08 AM
I am not attracted to her!! I just can't help but think of her when i see an attractive tanned female....She ruined it for me!!!!

11th Chamber
04-24-2008, 12:10 AM
I am not attracted to her!! I just can't help but think of her when i see an attractive tanned female....She ruined it for me!!!!

http://www.bigfamilyincest.com/big-incest-family.jpg

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-24-2008, 12:10 AM
AHAhahahaAHHHHHHHHHahhahahhahahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahah ahahhahhhAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!!!H!H!H!H!HH!H!H! H!H!H!! (to be continued)
You giggle cuz you know it's true, baby pah!!

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 12:10 AM
post pics so we can print them off cum on them, then make a photobucket album about cumming on your butter pecan snister

minibumpsh
04-24-2008, 12:11 AM
aw that sucks, i know what you mean. i'm not high up on the attractive scale haha, but my brother still doesn't let me around his friends and shit. i can empathize. evne though i'm not the brother and i'm the sister.

STYLE
04-24-2008, 12:20 AM
i'm not high up on the attractive scale

if you were 5 years older and i was 5 years younger....



i would


http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/a/collegehumor.10c246c630813d8be72d962abfd3de09.jpg

to get ur

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/NorthAmerica/images/LargeBeaverPhoto.jpg




yeah
basically i'd
http://thegazz.com/gblogs/gatecrasher/files/2007/11/mashed_potatoes.png

it
http://brilliantleap.com/blog/frog.jpg

MAYOR QUIMBY
04-24-2008, 12:22 AM
^^^ I would potato the frog??

11th Chamber
04-24-2008, 12:25 AM
^^^ I would potato the frog??

Mash it green...?

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 12:25 AM
what this little rehab slut even look like?


LMAO @ rehab sluts joining wu corp. Damn Sicka musta threw the word out at one of his meetings and got all kinds of fresh skeezas feathers flustered..


They flock to him cuz his new found mod powers has made him the desired boy at the 'cool kids table'

STYLE
04-24-2008, 12:30 AM
^^^ I would potato the frog??



"smash it froggystyle" you picto-illiterate pubeballer.


hey i found a girl for u dude.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/booger.gif

STYLE
04-24-2008, 12:33 AM
she's a baby blackula....haha
http://a9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_2514d8db0f2bf2ee16fa21a787a40e08.jpg

INF
04-24-2008, 12:38 AM
she's a baby blackula....haha
http://a9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_2514d8db0f2bf2ee16fa21a787a40e08.jpg


repped:lmao:

TSA
04-24-2008, 12:41 AM
my sisters friends were always hot as all hell and it sucks

cause everyones all "dude you haven't even tried to hit"

and im like "you don't understand man, you don't understand"

cause they don't understand man, they don't understand.

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 12:45 AM
i wont lie, i experienced the same dilemma last WEEK AT THE BAR!!!


TSA Im not sure if you caught me explaining in the neverending thread of how i made out with a black chic with a tongue ring who knew my sis and (i basically told her all sloppy and digi drunk like) that I was gonna bring her home


the whole 'will your sister be mad?' thing factored in leaving my night in shambles

Blackula Spectacula
04-24-2008, 12:45 AM
she's a baby blackula....haha
http://a9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_2514d8db0f2bf2ee16fa21a787a40e08.jpg

who's that >_> ?




is that his sister?

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 12:46 AM
whoever its is, shes cute like a panda and i would bother her

STYLE
04-24-2008, 12:47 AM
who's that >_> ?




is that his sister?

thats mini


ur lil sis

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 12:47 AM
Your sister is probably on a different forum at this very moment making a thread saying i have weird ass brother with a hair cut that makes him look autistic


Hahaaaa! Sonned!! ^O^

Blackula Spectacula
04-24-2008, 12:48 AM
thats mini


ur lil sis

:D .. whats her myspace ?

INF
04-24-2008, 12:49 AM
I am not attracted to her!! I just can't help but think of her when i see an attractive tanned female....She ruined it for me!!!!

So...you either wanna bang ugly chick or Dudes???? :nerdy:

TSA
04-24-2008, 12:49 AM
the asian bitch is a secondary

i wont lie, i experienced the same dilemma last WEEK AT THE BAR!!!


TSA Im not sure if you caught me explaining in the neverending thread of how i made out with a black chic with a tongue ring who knew my sis and (i basically told her all sloppy and digi drunk like) that I was gonna bring her home


the whole 'will your sister be mad?' thing factored in leaving my night in shambles
word life.

my sister at one point was best friends with the 3 hottest girls i had ever seen in my god damn life.

she's currently friend with this nigerian i REALLY REALLY REALLY wanna dick down. but they're sleep at eachothers places for days friends. and it would be awkward as hell.

AS-HELL.

IrOnMaN
04-24-2008, 12:49 AM
Would in their right mind would even look at their sister in a sexy way? Disturbing.

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 12:49 AM
Please elaborate TSA..














http://epiclytrife.iwantmywww.com/mt/archives/IMG_7222.jpg
hahahaha... thats bam before he slapz that dude huh.....cky4.... The roof is on fiyah

That skate session right before the creditz is sick.... 540 kickflip and that flipkick over the pyramid.... Siiiiiiiiiick..... Bam is sick i dont care what anyone thinkz he ripz

TSA
04-24-2008, 12:50 AM
Would in their right mind would even look at their sister in a sexy way? Disturbing.
someone that bust nuts by punching their ribs?

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 12:51 AM
we dont need no water let the muthafucka burn....

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 12:54 AM
busting nuts while punching ribs + eating a bucket of ribs with Ironman playing in the background is the wu corp way

INF
04-24-2008, 12:57 AM
HAHAHAHAHA We need A thread called the Wu Corp Way. DO it.

http://www.jkemppainen.com/up/Owen%20Starsky%20&%20Hutch%20Signature%20Do%20It.jpg

STYLE
04-24-2008, 12:59 AM
:D .. whats her myspace ?


wipe that drool off ya mouf 1st.

minibumpsh
04-24-2008, 12:59 AM
ew stop dont post my pictures that's awkward
only i can do that

stop with the secondary comments! i already know
oh and stop callin me a rehab slut you dont know shit

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 01:00 AM
Ive been to long island and it was... Mehh

TSA
04-24-2008, 01:01 AM
AHAHAHAHA i clicked her myspace and her comment board is packed with pedophiles! AHAHAHAHAhahahahahAHAHAHAHAH!!!HAHAHAHAH1

100proof! ahahahhaahhahaHAAHHAHAHAH!!!

These niggas is like 40 AAHAHAh1h

btw im stealing your song

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 01:01 AM
u do bump into alot of sluts in rehab tho.... Shit, from my experience anywayz

INF
04-24-2008, 01:02 AM
who dis????^ minibump

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 01:03 AM
its me playa.. What'z good?

STYLE
04-24-2008, 01:03 AM
girl talk to ur big sister (blackula) about postin pics on here.
its no big deal, she does it all the time.

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 01:05 AM
minibump....oh shit, I smell a relapse

TSA
04-24-2008, 01:07 AM
i ain't gonna lie though, style stays with the thick top 4

STYLE
04-24-2008, 01:07 AM
who dis????^ minibump

its me playa.. What'z good?


for some reason this has me laughin my ass off right now.


like niggas is on the oldschool 900 partyline.

INF
04-24-2008, 01:08 AM
its me playa.. What'z good?


hahahaha chillin with a pipe you knooooooooooooooooooow

minibump....oh shit, I smell a relapse


swear to god i kept tasting and smelling coke a few days ago. i aint got amped in 2 yrs though. weird.

TSA
04-24-2008, 01:08 AM
oh shit.....this is gonna errupt into the rebirth of the discovery of blackula thread

*sell all stocks in the Allahstockexhange, converts currency to euros, heads to TheAllahRepublic for refuge.*

Mediterranian, see ya'll.

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 01:10 AM
this isnt fair, cuz ive slept with a quasi mixed breed asian american chic before similar to this one and it was everything i had hoped for..


wtf

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 01:13 AM
hahahaha chillin with a pipe you knooooooooooooooooooow




swear to god i kept tasting and smelling coke a few days ago. i aint got amped in 2 yrs though. weird.


Minibump... Meet Megabump^^

minibumpsh
04-24-2008, 01:15 AM
haha hey wats good

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 01:16 AM
what the hell does minibumps mean anyways?



it doesnt sound so enticing to be honest

begongo
04-24-2008, 01:16 AM
HAHAHAHAHA We need A thread called the Wu Corp Way. DO it.

http://www.jkemppainen.com/up/Owen%20Starsky%20&%20Hutch%20Signature%20Do%20It.jpg
co-sign

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 01:17 AM
what the hell does minibumps mean anyways?



it doesnt sound so enticing to be honest


Megadrunk^


She's all in rehab and she bumpz into the biggest addicts of all time on wucorp

minibumpsh
04-24-2008, 01:17 AM
what the hell does minibumps mean anyways?



it doesnt sound so enticing to be honest


naww not quantity-wise.
i'm just tiny that's all

TSA
04-24-2008, 01:18 AM
how isn't it "fair"

plus this mini character is HEyzeus being a faggot again.




if she's a real 17 year old girl she won't be able to fight the urge to fill this out























The Basics

Full name::




Home town:: l




Birthday::


Hair color::

Eye color::


Height::


Contacts or glasses::


Piercings::



Do you wear any rings?:




What shoes do you wear?:




How are you today?:




What pants are you wearing?:




What shirt are you wearing?:


What song are you listening to right now?:


What was the last thing you ate?




How is the weather right now?:




What time is it?:


What are the last four digits of your phone?:


If you were a crayon what color would you be?


Have you ever almost died?:




Do you like the person you got this survey from?:




What makes you happy?:




What's the best advice ever given to you?:




Ever done drugs?:




What sport do you hate the most?:



What sport do you love the most?:




How many TVs do you have in your house?:


Do you sleep with stuffed animals?:


Have you ever broken a bone?:




Who do you tell your dreams to?:




Do you have a crush on any of your friends?:



Do you believe in love?:


Do you believe in love at first sight?:




Do you want to get married?:




What song do you want to be played at your wedding?:




Lights on or off::


McDonalds or Burger King::




Do you wish on stars?:




Which finger is your favorite?:


What do you think of the person you took this from?:




Do you like your handwriting?:




What's your favorite lunch meat?:




Any bad habits?:



Do you have any embarrasing CDs on your shelf?:




If you were another person would you be friends with yourself?:




Are you a daredevil?:



Do looks matter?:



What do you miss the most right now?:




Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?:


Do fish have feelings?:




How do you release anger?:




Where is your second home?:




Do you trust others easily?:




What was your favorite toy as a child?:




What class in school do you use as "nap time"?:



Are you in love with someone?:




What's your favorite color(s)?:


Ever been on TV or in the newspaper?:




What do you do when you're sad or depressed?:



Do you use sarcasm a lot?:




What are your nicknames?:




Would you bungee jump?:


Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?:




What are you worried about right now?:



Anything else you want to add?:

INF
04-24-2008, 01:18 AM
I remember that starsky and hutch pic was my sig here a couple yrs back. Funny shit. I would make that thread but I'm lazy and I know that somebody could build it better.


do it

EAGLE EYE
04-24-2008, 01:19 AM
most asian girls are.



They are like kittens that you can hang in a stocking on christmas eve

INF
04-24-2008, 01:20 AM
if she's a real 17 year old girl she won't be able to fight the urge to fill this out




FIRst time I ever repped you. Whats the world coming to?

Sgt Holly Wood
04-24-2008, 01:22 AM
what the fuck @ this thread..

nigga beat the shit outta all them ho's, u aint fucking ya sister so its all good g

CHILLAX!!!

Sgt Holly Wood
04-24-2008, 01:24 AM
she's a baby blackula....haha
http://a9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_2514d8db0f2bf2ee16fa21a787a40e08.jpg
lol

she looking cute mayne,

yo dats the new girl in here minibumps?? is it u?

STYLE
04-24-2008, 01:24 AM
i ain't gonna lie though, style stays with the thick top 4

my top 40 is thick.

how isn't it "fair"

plus this mini character is HEyzeus being a faggot again.

well he took it pretty far. did he make the myspace page?

thats how i checked. hit her on myspace and see if she responded. if she was like huh? who is this? then i'd know it was fake.

u sure are a shitty detective. i bet ur girl got mens boxers laying around her place talkin bout they're dustrags.

minibumpsh
04-24-2008, 01:27 AM
i got tempted, not even joking. i did.








The Basics

Full name::
JIWON KIM



Home town:: QUEENS


Birthday:: JULY 18 1990


Hair color:: SHIT BROWN

Eye color:: SHIT BROWN


Height:: 5`2


Contacts or glasses:: NOPE


Piercings:: 3



Do you wear any rings?: YEA! SILVER RING ON MY RIGHT HAND




What shoes do you wear?: BOOTS, HEELS




How are you today?: GOOD




What pants are you wearing?: SWEATPANTS




What shirt are you wearing?: TANKTOP


What song are you listening to right now?: TRIUMPH-WU


What was the last thing you ate? CANDY




How is the weather right now?: ITS NIGHT OUTSIDE I CANT SEE




What time is it?: 1:24


What are the last four digits of your phone?: 2972


If you were a crayon what color would you be? BLUE AND PURPLE AND PINK


Have you ever almost died?: YEA ONE TIME I ALMOST DROWNED IN A SWIMMING POOL BC I DONT KNOW HOW TO SWIM




Do you like the person you got this survey from?: I DONT KNOW HIM. HE THINKS IM SECONDARY SO FUCK THATTTTT




What makes you happy?: FAM FRIENDS FOOD




What's the best advice ever given to you?: IF ITS MEANT TO BE ITLL HAPPEN. HAHA. NEVER HAPPEND.




Ever done drugs?: I SPOSE




What sport do you hate the most?: UGH GOLF OR SOME SHIT



What sport do you love the most?: BASKETBALL




How many TVs do you have in your house?: 5


Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: YEAH A LOT


Have you ever broken a bone?: NEVER




Who do you tell your dreams to?: DADDY




Do you have a crush on any of your friends?: YEAH



Do you believe in love?: YEAH


Do you believe in love at first sight?: ANYTHIGS POSSIBLE




Do you want to get married?: YEAH WEHN IM OLDER




What song do you want to be played at your wedding?: UHH I DONT KNOW I DONT THINK THAT FAR




Lights on or off:: ON


McDonalds or Burger King:: WENDYS




Do you wish on stars?: YEA ALL THE TIMMEEE




Which finger is your favorite?: MY PINKY!


What do you think of the person you took this from?: UHH DIDNT U JUST ASK ME THIS.




Do you like your handwriting?: YEA ITS PRETTY




What's your favorite lunch meat?: WTF IS A LUNCH MEAT




Any bad habits?: BITING MY LIPS



Do you have any embarrasing CDs on your shelf?: NO




If you were another person would you be friends with yourself?: YEA




Are you a daredevil?: HAHA



Do looks matter?: HELL YEA



What do you miss the most right now?:




Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?:


Do fish have feelings?:




How do you release anger?:




Where is your second home?:




Do you trust others easily?:




What was your favorite toy as a child?:




What class in school do you use as "nap time"?:



Are you in love with someone?:




What's your favorite color(s)?:


Ever been on TV or in the newspaper?:




What do you do when you're sad or depressed?:



Do you use sarcasm a lot?:




What are your nicknames?:




Would you bungee jump?:


Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?:




What are you worried about right now?:



Anything else you want to add?:FUCK THIS SURVEYS LONG I DIDNT FINISH IT

INF
04-24-2008, 01:29 AM
"Any bad habits?: BITING MY LIPS"



yeah , she checks out. theres your proof.

Philosophy
04-24-2008, 01:43 AM
i got tempted, not even joking. i did.








The Basics

Full name::
JIWON KIM



Home town:: QUEENS


Birthday:: JULY 18 1990


Hair color:: SHIT BROWN

Eye color:: SHIT BROWN


Height:: 5`2


Contacts or glasses:: NOPE


Piercings:: 3



Do you wear any rings?: YEA! SILVER RING ON MY RIGHT HAND




What shoes do you wear?: BOOTS, HEELS




How are you today?: GOOD




What pants are you wearing?: SWEATPANTS




What shirt are you wearing?: TANKTOP


What song are you listening to right now?: TRIUMPH-WU


What was the last thing you ate? CANDY




How is the weather right now?: ITS NIGHT OUTSIDE I CANT SEE




What time is it?: 1:24


What are the last four digits of your phone?: 2972


If you were a crayon what color would you be? BLUE AND PURPLE AND PINK


Have you ever almost died?: YEA ONE TIME I ALMOST DROWNED IN A SWIMMING POOL BC I DONT KNOW HOW TO SWIM




Do you like the person you got this survey from?: I DONT KNOW HIM. HE THINKS IM SECONDARY SO FUCK THATTTTT




What makes you happy?: FAM FRIENDS FOOD




What's the best advice ever given to you?: IF ITS MEANT TO BE ITLL HAPPEN. HAHA. NEVER HAPPEND.




Ever done drugs?: I SPOSE




What sport do you hate the most?: UGH GOLF OR SOME SHIT



What sport do you love the most?: BASKETBALL




How many TVs do you have in your house?: 5


Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: YEAH A LOT


Have you ever broken a bone?: NEVER




Who do you tell your dreams to?: DADDY




Do you have a crush on any of your friends?: YEAH



Do you believe in love?: YEAH


Do you believe in love at first sight?: ANYTHIGS POSSIBLE




Do you want to get married?: YEAH WEHN IM OLDER




What song do you want to be played at your wedding?: UHH I DONT KNOW I DONT THINK THAT FAR




Lights on or off:: ON


McDonalds or Burger King:: WENDYS




Do you wish on stars?: YEA ALL THE TIMMEEE




Which finger is your favorite?: MY PINKY!


What do you think of the person you took this from?: UHH DIDNT U JUST ASK ME THIS.




Do you like your handwriting?: YEA ITS PRETTY




What's your favorite lunch meat?: WTF IS A LUNCH MEAT




Any bad habits?: BITING MY LIPS



Do you have any embarrasing CDs on your shelf?: NO




If you were another person would you be friends with yourself?: YEA




Are you a daredevil?: HAHA



Do looks matter?: HELL YEA



What do you miss the most right now?:




Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?:


Do fish have feelings?:




How do you release anger?:




Where is your second home?:




Do you trust others easily?:




What was your favorite toy as a child?:




What class in school do you use as "nap time"?:



Are you in love with someone?:




What's your favorite color(s)?:


Ever been on TV or in the newspaper?:




What do you do when you're sad or depressed?:



Do you use sarcasm a lot?:




What are your nicknames?:




Would you bungee jump?:


Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?:




What are you worried about right now?:



Anything else you want to add?:FUCK THIS SURVEYS LONG I DIDNT FINISH IT

hahahaha.
she still needs to pass the final test.

11th Chamber
04-24-2008, 01:53 AM
http://a9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_2514d8db0f2bf2ee16fa21a787a40e08.jpg

FUCK

hahahaha... thats bam before he slapz that dude huh.....cky4.... The roof is on fiyah

That skate session right before the creditz is sick.... 540 kickflip and that flipkick over the pyramid.... Siiiiiiiiiick..... Bam is sick i dont care what anyone thinkz he ripz

haha yea CKY is my shit. Got all those DVD's

someone that bust nuts by punching their ribs?

hahhaha, that thread was akward as fuck. I specifically remember it cause one of my boys was over and that was the first shit he saw, he was like "so this is what you do in yer spare time..."



Any bad habits?: BITING MY LIPS






http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/brilljt/clayton-1.gif

The Hound
04-24-2008, 01:56 AM
Any bad habits?: BITING MY LIPS

pill popper

LORD ZERO
04-24-2008, 02:52 AM
she's a baby blackula....haha
http://a9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_2514d8db0f2bf2ee16fa21a787a40e08.jpg

DAMN!

*BACK TO SAMPLE HUNTING*

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 03:12 AM
FUCK



haha yea CKY is my shit. Got all those DVD's


hahaaaaaa! word man, sometimez i feel like slapping TSA like that...not a full blown smack but one thatz just hard enuf to wake his ass up:thumbup:

crust
04-24-2008, 03:21 AM
TSA Im not sure if you caught me explaining in the neverending thread of how i made out with a black chic with a tongue ring who knew my sis and (i basically told her all sloppy and digi drunk like) that I was gonna bring her home


the whole 'will your sister be mad?' thing factored in leaving my night in shambles

yeah ive had to deal with this situation with my cousin's friends. anytime we would all hang out id end up talking to one of them and they'd pull the 'ol "are you sure your cousin's not gunna trip if we hook-up?!"

this shit got real old with the first 3 times...

but as far as the whole "i have a hot sister" thing goes...wow man i cant help you out there. i kinda relate to you when i see mexican girls but i tend to stay away from em.

i flock to them white chicks for two reasons. 1) white bitches are hawt as fuck and 2) they dont look like my sister.

KZA
04-24-2008, 03:26 AM
incest is best put your sister to the test

KERZO
04-24-2008, 05:12 AM
....word.

http://emhain.wit.ie/~ynicol/Funny/SHIT.GIF

Durag
04-24-2008, 05:29 AM
I hate it!! Every time i see or meet a new bitch, it completely ruins it for me because i get reminded of my sister! I'll see a fly ass breezy strolling through my campus, but she'll look like my sister and my erection goes away! Or, don't you guys hate it when a fine bitch wears the same perfume your sister does? Or wash with the same shampoo??


AGH!!!!

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahah

Is this guy just the biggest loser you've ever known? Between his swim classes, his fucked up masterbation, and this, damn were you dropped on your head as a child?

rhime Dealer
04-24-2008, 05:47 AM
[QUOTE=emperorles;1143782]I hate it!! Every time i see or meet a new bitch, it completely ruins it for me because i get reminded of my sister! I'll see a fly ass breezy strolling through my campus, but she'll look like my sister and my erection goes away! Or, don't you guys hate it when a fine bitch wears the same perfume your sister does? Or wash with the same shampoo??


AGH to you ma

thinking about you sister in that way "insest" you are nasty and pervecias you own sister man
but i will forgive for you lustfulness if you give me you sisters nomber

rhime Dealer
04-24-2008, 05:56 AM
I am not attracted to her!! I just can't help but think of her when i see an attractive tanned female....She ruined it for me!!!!

man you need sycholagical help i can frefere you to someone if you want because you say you are not atracted to her but you keep on thinking of you, man this is no jock you have a problem do you think about her when you having sex.
i lust about Helly Barry not my sister man

begongo
04-24-2008, 06:03 AM
peace emperoles, I can relate to your struggle

I too have a hot ass, sister!

rhime Dealer
04-24-2008, 06:10 AM
:D .. whats her myspace ?

i wouldnt wamt to be in her space right now it probely very high

rhime Dealer
04-24-2008, 06:14 AM
ew stop dont post my pictures that's awkward
only i can do that

stop with the secondary comments! i already know
oh and stop callin me a rehab slut you dont know shit

sorry mini there are a lot of pervats in the wu-corp

The Hound
04-24-2008, 06:28 AM
^^ wack secondary

JASPER
04-24-2008, 06:38 AM
I had the same problem, man. I know what it feels like, you can't even jack off to half the porno out there. What I did though, is beat her in to a coma with a soup spoon and now she sort of resembles a close match to that Rocky Dennis person. So as long as girls don't walk around with drools cups and dents in their heads, I'm cock strong twentyfourseven.

Olive Oil Goombah
04-24-2008, 08:25 AM
Poor girl...poor poor girl. She made the mistake of posting her myspace....but you fools are late, i checkd that shit out days ago!! hahaha

NIGHT MAYOR
04-24-2008, 08:37 AM
^ hahaha i bet this girl is gone in two months.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2008, 09:23 AM
peace emperoles, I can relate to your struggle

I too have a hot ass, sister!


this is crazy...

ME TOO!

Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2008, 09:26 AM
Poor girl...poor poor girl. She made the mistake of posting her myspace....but you fools are late, i checkd that shit out days ago!! hahaha

haha, i may or may not have also done this.

just a tip, dont watch the turnip video.

for some reason it just kept on playing and looping and my brain exploded.

The Hound
04-24-2008, 09:27 AM
I had the same problem, man. I know what it feels like, you can't even jack off to half the porno out there. What I did though, is beat her in to a coma with a soup spoon and now she sort of resembles a close match to that Rocky Dennis person. So as long as girls don't walk around with drools cups and dents in their heads, I'm cock strong twentyfourseven.

why this cunt isn't admin is beyond ridiculous ... easily the funniest dude in the corp ... make this dutch ham fry admin god damnit ... no norway

TSA
04-24-2008, 10:11 AM
i got tempted, not even joking. i did.








The Basics

Full name::
JIWON KIM



Home town:: QUEENS


Birthday:: JULY 18 1990


Hair color:: SHIT BROWN

Eye color:: SHIT BROWN


Height:: 5`2


Contacts or glasses:: NOPE


Piercings:: 3



Do you wear any rings?: YEA! SILVER RING ON MY RIGHT HAND




What shoes do you wear?: BOOTS, HEELS




How are you today?: GOOD




What pants are you wearing?: SWEATPANTS




What shirt are you wearing?: TANKTOP


What song are you listening to right now?: TRIUMPH-WU


What was the last thing you ate? CANDY




How is the weather right now?: ITS NIGHT OUTSIDE I CANT SEE




What time is it?: 1:24


What are the last four digits of your phone?: 2972


If you were a crayon what color would you be? BLUE AND PURPLE AND PINK


Have you ever almost died?: YEA ONE TIME I ALMOST DROWNED IN A SWIMMING POOL BC I DONT KNOW HOW TO SWIM




Do you like the person you got this survey from?: I DONT KNOW HIM. HE THINKS IM SECONDARY SO FUCK THATTTTT




What makes you happy?: FAM FRIENDS FOOD




What's the best advice ever given to you?: IF ITS MEANT TO BE ITLL HAPPEN. HAHA. NEVER HAPPEND.




Ever done drugs?: I SPOSE




What sport do you hate the most?: UGH GOLF OR SOME SHIT



What sport do you love the most?: BASKETBALL




How many TVs do you have in your house?: 5


Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: YEAH A LOT


Have you ever broken a bone?: NEVER




Who do you tell your dreams to?: DADDY




Do you have a crush on any of your friends?: YEAH



Do you believe in love?: YEAH


Do you believe in love at first sight?: ANYTHIGS POSSIBLE




Do you want to get married?: YEAH WEHN IM OLDER




What song do you want to be played at your wedding?: UHH I DONT KNOW I DONT THINK THAT FAR




Lights on or off:: ON


McDonalds or Burger King:: WENDYS




Do you wish on stars?: YEA ALL THE TIMMEEE




Which finger is your favorite?: MY PINKY!


What do you think of the person you took this from?: UHH DIDNT U JUST ASK ME THIS.




Do you like your handwriting?: YEA ITS PRETTY




What's your favorite lunch meat?: WTF IS A LUNCH MEAT




Any bad habits?: BITING MY LIPS



Do you have any embarrasing CDs on your shelf?: NO




If you were another person would you be friends with yourself?: YEA




Are you a daredevil?: HAHA



Do looks matter?: HELL YEA




Anything else you want to add?:FUCK THIS SURVEYS LONG I DIDNT FINISH IT

^WHAHAHAHAHahhahahaAHHAHAHHHA





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/brilljt/clayton-1.gif
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahHAHAHAHA Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeetttttttttttt ttt
my top 40 is thick.



well he took it pretty far. did he make the myspace page?

thats how i checked. hit her on myspace and see if she responded. if she was like huh? who is this? then i'd know it was fake.

u sure are a shitty detective. i bet ur girl got mens boxers laying around her place talkin bout they're dustrags.

shit, nobody else was able to think of the survey test, heyzues has nothing to live for, i can easily see him making a myspace for wucorp, he's atleast 20% of the posters with less then 500 posts

pill popper
AHAHAHAHAHahahaHA idk why but i almost died laughing on this

ERN-DAWGY
04-24-2008, 10:34 AM
dude your fucked up, maybe its time for psych waaard, you see a hot bitch and all you think about is your sister? maybe you should hit that first n then you gonna forget all about her.... but whos the doctor not me..

n as far as lil miss blackula thing thing you prolly lovin all the attention so dont front like you dont want people to beat it to your pictures...

bzzzzzzzzz

out

Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2008, 10:54 AM
dude your fucked up, maybe its time for psych waaard, you see a hot bitch and all you think about is your sister? maybe you should hit that first n then you gonna forget all about her.... but whos the doctor not me..

n as far as lil miss blackula thing thing you prolly lovin all the attention so dont front like you dont want people to beat it to your pictures...

bzzzzzzzzz

out

hahaha, the phrasing here is hilarious.

i know i left, but read this and laughed my ass of.

What's your favorite lunch meat?: WTF IS A LUNCH MEAT

hahahhahahaehahahaeha lunch meat. heaheahaehahhahahahaah

hahahahahhahahhahahahaha ok hahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahah

Sgt Holly Wood
04-24-2008, 02:41 PM
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahah

Is this guy just the biggest loser you've ever known? Between his swim classes, his fucked up masterbation, and this, damn were you dropped on your head as a child?
lmao, i didnt even realize it was the same dude that busts by hittin his groin with his elbow or whatever it was

lmao!

Longbongcilvaringz
04-24-2008, 02:58 PM
haha, what was the swimming classes thread?

dezmond
04-24-2008, 02:59 PM
I hate it!! Every time i see or meet a new bitch, it completely ruins it for me because i get reminded of my sister! I'll see a fly ass breezy strolling through my campus, but she'll look like my sister and my erection goes away! Or, don't you guys hate it when a fine bitch wears the same perfume your sister does? Or wash with the same shampoo??


AGH!!!!


1. Take sum pics of your sis on the toilet...

2. Threaten to post them on wu corp' unless she puts on weight & stops washing....

Everyones happy....
.

Sgt Holly Wood
04-24-2008, 03:01 PM
lmao ^

INF
04-24-2008, 03:01 PM
actually.....post at least one pic of her so we can get this over. off the toilet please.

HANZO
04-24-2008, 03:27 PM
your all like a pack of wolves.

back to topic
this is further evidence that emperorles is indeed a redneck.

minibumpsh
04-24-2008, 04:29 PM
haha, i may or may not have also done this.

just a tip, dont watch the turnip video.

for some reason it just kept on playing and looping and my brain exploded.



hahah i need new videos

TSA
04-24-2008, 06:37 PM
minibumpsh when TSA logz on


KS1KCHtsrBE

TheWolf
04-24-2008, 07:50 PM
You think having a hot sister is bad?? My Dad is H.O.T!!!

I just wish he wasn't my Dad. It's tearing our family apart. I can't stand to be around my Mum, because of the jealousy I feel towards her.

This is pretty normal right guys?.......guys?.....hello?


NO NORWAY

TSA
04-24-2008, 08:00 PM
AAHAHAHAHhahahaAHahahaAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!!!AHAHha hahahAHAHAH this wolf secondary might get TSA conversation privledges early.

TheWolf
04-24-2008, 08:02 PM
AAHAHAHAHhahahaAHahahaAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!!!AHAHha hahahAHAHAH this wolf secondary might get TSA conversation privledges early.


Dude. I'm not a secondary.

Last time I'm gonna mention it. Because I'm starting to sound like I care, which I dont.

Peace.

Sicka than aidZ
04-24-2008, 08:48 PM
he's a secondary...ill bet my account on it