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TSA
04-25-2008, 03:28 AM
[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2253/1703174697_40661e56ff.jpg
Heyzues has spent 1/3 of my lifetime on a forum and in april 2008 is ignorned in 8/9 of his posts.

he came on here to develop friendships and doesn't have 1 to show for it.


now, look at it this way. [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]

This could be TSA being a dick again

or, it could be proven in the fact that Heyzeus made a secondary that wasn't funny, with no punchline to it, so that we'll accept the new person and talk back to them when they say stuff since the heyzeus name was over. [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]








exhibit A
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52982&highlight=Delete+this+account





a close to 30 year old man creates a wutangcorp.com/forums account so that he can have a second shot at friendship and acceptance.









6 plus years later he's failed at it. [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]









to what point? to the point that he begged tomb to delete his account because he was addicted to, wutangcorp.com


exhibit B
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/Akburst510/3242342342342-1.jpg





i said dog? how you gonna be addicted to wucorp.com, if nobodies talking to you on it?












no feedback on anything you post?







[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]









so then Heyzues is mad now, wooorrdddd?

So [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]ladies....gentlemen....niggas.....bitches....secon daries.....dropouts....addcases...felons..convicts ........gays.......hustlers...........scramblers.. .....ramblers......asians......lesbians........ang ry black women that look like Lisa Turtle.....stans....incestors.....whores.....paren ts...children....samoans...5%.....10%...and worshippers of the true living raptor....


http://www.boomspeed.com/shantygirl/khia4.jpg
[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]
i DOUBLE DOG DARE heyzues to not log on to Wucorp.com for 2 weeks if he ISNT indeed addicted to watching TSA perform.


cause he sure as hell isn't coming here for conversation, everyone forgot about him outside of this thread.... [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]


DOUBLE DOG DARE.




to compensate, i will paypal you 5 dollars if you can pull it off





2 weeks. [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]













[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]
























http://georgeffworld.com/images/kids.jpg
[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 03:31 AM
"angry black women that look like Lisa Turtle"


I take offense to that statement.





Lisa Turtle clearly wasn't black.

TSA
04-25-2008, 03:33 AM
Queen of Poetry is Lisa Turtles wucorp account
[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2008, 03:34 AM
Lisa Turtle was the first girl at the saved by the bell high school to get her anal cherry popped and locked


and guess who it was by??

crust
04-25-2008, 03:38 AM
sounds like a challange...you honestly think he can do it?


lisa turtle...yeah shes hot.

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2008, 03:39 AM
http://www.luckypuppyoddfacts.com/images/oddpic/rr-kasem.gif

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2008, 03:39 AM
lol I got all these foolz sayin dog an shit...yo dog, knowledge the bar par....go get drunk or something.

crust
04-25-2008, 03:40 AM
Lisa Turtle was the first girl at the saved by the bell high school to get her anal cherry popped and locked


and guess who it was by??

bellding?

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 03:40 AM
Nobody uses the ninths scale anymore, thanks for bringin' that shit back u



RETRO


nigga

EAGLE EYE
04-25-2008, 03:41 AM
http://www.luckypuppyoddfacts.com/images/oddpic/rr-kasem.gif

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 03:42 AM
http://www.luckypuppyoddfacts.com/images/oddpic/rr-kasem.gif

hey like its ShAggY!!! ZoYkz

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 03:45 AM
kasey kasem's daughter be wicked hot

TSA
04-25-2008, 03:45 AM
so is queen of poetry.

i don't think he can do it, he needs the people on this site to cope with life.

honestly, im the only one that has responded to anything he's said in a good month, he's not here to talk to ppl cause it's very evident nobody pays attention to him.

he prides himself in "raising hell" or whatever, and acts like he doesn't like the ppl on here when in turn its us that don't really think about him, and him that remains of the site for 6 years after being kicked out 10 plus times

then making new emails, making new accounts, and trying again

for 1/3 of my entire life.

so again, it's obvious he needs wucorp.

he tries to act like he's accepted at the corpse too but he's a nobody there as well, his posts consist of talking about other posters (heat mainly) there, and being ignorned for being less funny then everyone else

but he comes on here and acts like it's his family on some

"i dont need you, i got the corps, right guys! ha ha yay! i don't need your clubhouse anyways.."

you remember the kid that used to do this in elementary. the nigga nobody wanted to play with but he kept coming in and started talking and playing and making comments, then you guys keep running away and he follows you

then you say "go away richie"

and he says "make me"

then you push him to the ground at 4 square a good 10+ times for 6 years straight and he gets up and keeps doing it.


the jungle gym y-kim

TSA
04-25-2008, 03:47 AM
Lisa Turtle was the first girl at the saved by the bell high school to get her anal cherry popped and locked


and guess who it was by??

dude, AC Slader

that nigga passed out herpes like jheri curl formula

crust
04-25-2008, 03:47 AM
casey is a pimp.

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 03:48 AM
He's been licked more times than tootsie pops and Angelina Jolie's snatch

TSA
04-25-2008, 03:51 AM
also, while we wait for heyzues to contemplate recieving afganistan's average GDP via pay pal

who do you think busted more globz in whores

AC slader?

or

Zach Morris?




i may have to do with Zach, slader comes off as the type that would have bitches want him, but deep inside be a sucka fa luv mm mm sucka fa luv and treat them very well


zach on the other hand is a low down dirty sneak kanivin motha fucka, you know he kept a 16 yr old play toy when he was in his late 20s just for the smell of it

he's the type that would collect the pantaloonz after and thumb tack em to the wall

6 Chambaz
04-25-2008, 03:55 AM
he can't do it, and he won't do it

GENERAL WISE
04-25-2008, 03:56 AM
a pm from TSA. ladies and gents this is all a show. I mean it's cool and all that TSA is trying to entertain you guys but come on.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e340/chugiemunkie/Other%20Stuff/jimmy.gif
it's to the knawl3dge of everyone that there's a conspiracy against ev1l niggas that love america like me.

we would be foolish to remain seperate


that's why i propose.....Uniting into


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/liljimmyt/4_Horsemen_1987.jpg
THE 4 HORSEMEN


4 of the most lavish, america loving, whore insulting, G.O.D fearing, republican capitalist, ignite, e-sobby e-dicks overbloated allowances and privlege have every created.

The bane of every friendly poster, wu-faggot, backpacker, jew, liberal, ktl poster, poor, foreign, female, non-christian's existance.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p83/throowrocks/uncle-sam.jpg
R U READY TO SERVE YOUR COUNTRY


I wished I had your dedication and work habit, but I amma have to pass dog. I am trying to get to the vatican so I can tear it down from the inside. Anything I do right now is gonna be "YO YOU WYLIN' GEN WISE, HERE ARE 5 INFRACTION POINTS"

don't be a fool.

The vatican is the trying to take you away from your african roots.

it was specifically created to keep real niggas out, true talk, go read the vet section threads when i tore it down from the inside

why are your trying to get in there and become a house nigga? Us 2 alone have more prestige then the entire vatican combine,
it could be the most hilarious era in wucorp history and your choosing to play the sidelines......pitiful

who will be the other 2 trill talkers?


that's the hard part

the only other person funny enough would be T-Gambino, but he's all about hip hop shop, like a douche, and is not fond of being an e-G.O.D., like a douche.

whoever it is they need to be elites, elite enough for action figure status


http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/loosecannon12/horsemenwbelts.jpg

TSA
04-25-2008, 03:59 AM
i offered heyzues to be in the 4 horsemen prior to being washed up

you declined cause you wanted to work on having more rep points and be a vatican
































...are you a vatican heyzues?































Rep Power: 0
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif




















http://www.ecosecretariat.org/ftproot/Publications/EnergyDataBook/Energy_Databank/Afganistan/afganistan_map.GIF




.failed.

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:01 AM
[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]


Now...back on subject.

you fail to state if you would be able to stay of Wucorp.com FOR MONEY for 2 weeks.


[Cam'ron] It's drama time [/Cam'ron]

?














ps.

Slang Prostitution for the 08:






http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p238/loosecannon12/horsemenwbelts.jpg
:thumbup:8OACTION FIGURE STATUS.:thumbup:

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2008, 04:01 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaa

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 04:01 AM
^^^^UH oH super sonnage, TSA is dat faggot, 4 horseman???? HA u dat HOMO sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 04:04 AM
yo I'm still laughing at that bullshit, you wanted to spread your Ric Flair fantasy to others, haAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah


to be cont.

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:04 AM
^didn't get an invite

GENERAL WISE
04-25-2008, 04:04 AM
whatever dude. Think of it this way, I am being honest right now. ARE YOU VATICAN? AS YOU HAVE SAID A NO-BODY like PAT BATEMAN is VATICAN.

Why did I stop trying...started being "washed up"? Because being a boring, friendly wu-stan is gonna get you "Vatican." I realized this...maybe its time for you to do the same?

please, just let it be, as a FREE poster, I can "e- commentate" all i want.

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 04:06 AM
yo I'm still laughing at that bullshit, you wanted to spread your Ric Flair fantasy to others, haAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah


to be cont.

cont.



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u a faggot TSA

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:07 AM
You TRIED to be a vatican, after getting an affishal crayola birthday invitation and you said "no man, i wanna focus on becoming a vatican man"

and you failed at it.

all i did was extend a hand to save your career

and you failed.


you failed like your country.

a failed state in 2008.

WHO THE FUCK ISNT MAKING MONEY IN 2008!?

[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2008, 04:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/horse.gif

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 04:12 AM
I've got just one word and one number for you TSA, can you guess what they are?

GENERAL WISE
04-25-2008, 04:13 AM
I just ethered you outta 2 years (the other 2 nobody knew who you were) of trying your ass off being that "funny poster", yet you want more...I gotta give it to you, you are dedicated.

The worst thing is I offered you an olive branch.



Maybe YOU can log off, and the other former General Wise-Stan Pat Bateman can follow you?

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:13 AM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/246468/2/istockphoto_246468_asian_student_on_the_computer.j pg
D a v i d H a s s l e..........*backspace* *backspace*



























































































































http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/246468/2/istockphoto_246468_asian_student_on_the_computer.j pg
I r o n M a..........*backspace* *backspace*























































































http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/246468/2/istockphoto_246468_asian_student_on_the_computer.j pg
A l l a..........*backspace backspace*




































































































































http://msass.case.edu/images/cicf/asian_mom_ansd_12_month_child_playing.jpg
Don't cry Winston......you'll always be my beautiful little rock....










































































































http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PCH4354.jpg
"..................*enter*....................."

GENERAL WISE
04-25-2008, 04:14 AM
^ desperate attempts at damage control.

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2008, 04:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/horse.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/horse.gif

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:15 AM
HEYZUES.
[cam'ron] It's Drama time [/cam'ron]


nobody here thinks you will leave wutangcorp.com for 2 week PAID vacation.


do you accept or are they correct?

GENERAL WISE
04-25-2008, 04:16 AM
BTW i still like your picture stories. They are funny no doubt, just stay outta me or sicka or pretty much any other persons way.

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:18 AM
HEYZUES.
[cam'ron] It's Drama time [/cam'ron]


nobody here thinks you will leave wutangcorp.com for 2 week PAID vacation.


do you accept or are they correct?

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:19 AM
http://www.sickhop.com/wp-content/uploads/kc.jpg

GENERAL WISE
04-25-2008, 04:20 AM
HEYZUES.
[cam'ron] It's Drama time [/cam'ron]


nobody here thinks you will leave wutangcorp.com for 2 week PAID vacation.


do you accept or are they correct?

Dog I lost 650 dollars on a bet a couple days ago. $5 bucks is nothing.

Date placed:
Apr 18, 2008 9:03p


Date settled:
Apr 19, 2008 7:15p
2 Team Parlay # 111638145
Baseball - MLB Moneyline
(974) Boston Red Sox -190 Sat@4:05p

Jason Jennings (R) must throw first pitch for Texas Rangers or this pick is NO ACTION.
Jon Lester (L) must throw first pitch for Boston Red Sox or this pick is NO ACTION.

Final Scores
Texas Rangers 3
Boston Red Sox 5


Baseball - MLB Moneyline
(975) New York Yankees -150 Sat@4:05p

Ian Kennedy (R) must throw first pitch for New York Yankees or this pick is NO ACTION.
Brian Burres (L) must throw first pitch for Baltimore Orioles or this pick is NO ACTION.

Final Scores
New York Yankees 0
Baltimore Orioles 6


Outcome: Loss



Risk US$ 650.00 to win US$ 1003.16

GENERAL WISE
04-25-2008, 04:25 AM
It's 1:30 here in Cali TSA, it must be real late in Nebraska why don't you go to sleep on how much you were ethered these past few days.

Peace.

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:26 AM
but put it in context.


you've NEVER gotten paid for anything related to wucorp.

if your about your skrilla, being drama time and all, how would you pass up a chance to GET MONEY for not going on wucorp

if you don't have a deep value for the people on here it wouldn't be a problem, at-all.

it wouldn't even be a question, 5 bucks? to stay off a website? compared to 0 to go on?


reminder..
[Cam'ron]it's drama time [/Cam'ron]

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2008, 04:28 AM
score!!

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 04:28 AM
Hey TSA I'm starting a wutangcorp nWo


Do you wanna be Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, of six pac? lol

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:30 AM
http://www.toymania.com/news/images/0418_nwo.jpg
ACTION FIGURE STATUS

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:35 AM
in case 'beautiful' *winks* didn't notice I, and other geeohdees, drop crews like girls b droppin babies (that's enough to make a nigga go crazy)

your mad late money.

MROMXNWVhXk

beautifulrock
04-25-2008, 04:49 AM
AWFISSHALL CORNBALL STATUS


This e-certificate recognizes the threadstarter has reached CORNBALL status, and is afforded and permissed all the privileges and honors due to the position of CORNBALL. This certificate is valid only online or small parts of Romania where CORNBALLS are worshipped. Failure to post this certificate in a timely manner when called out as a CORNBALL could result in revocation of CORNBALL status permanently. To not be used in conjunction with any other offers such as EMO status or NOHOMO status. If CORNBALL status is overused or mismanaged Skampoe will sit on you. Use only as directed.

KERZO
04-25-2008, 07:23 AM
http://jj.am/gallery/d/28273-3/Riding_hood_balls.gif

TSA
04-25-2008, 09:18 AM
^your gonna need 200 more pounds ans 12 more inches of bridgeport pony tail to fill skampoe's void




HEYZUES[cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]..

We are yet to get an answer from you.....i got no work today, no school....i won't be with my lady friend until late tonight....so you can catch me napping for the next while. [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]..


NOW...i just got up fresh off heyzues ass, and wanna know before I hit the sack (no norway) if YOU heyzues, accept or don't accept, clear answer [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]..

everyone's doubting you, they're fully aware that your addicted to forums and couldn't log off if your account was deleted [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]..


this would make you the first person to make profit of wucorp not counting cilvarings and me tripling my cd collect trafficing blackulas to the black community [cam'ron] It's drama time [/cam'ron]..

Suga Duga
04-25-2008, 02:19 PM
wow

GENERAL WISE
04-25-2008, 04:40 PM
Am i the only one thinking TSA is obsessed with me?

TSA
04-25-2008, 04:46 PM
^Afgan.

SaqurakiHanamichi
04-25-2008, 04:47 PM
wtf happend to her wow SHE USED TO BE FUKEN SEXY

Sicka than aidZ
04-26-2008, 12:18 AM
i offered heyzues to be in the 4 horsemen prior to being washed up

you declined cause you wanted to work on having more rep points and be a vatican
































...are you a vatican heyzues?































Rep Power: 0
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif




















http://www.ecosecretariat.org/ftproot/Publications/EnergyDataBook/Energy_Databank/Afganistan/afganistan_map.GIF




.failed.
ROFLMAO DEAD

Longbongcilvaringz
04-26-2008, 12:25 AM
whatever dude. Think of it this way, I am being honest right now. ARE YOU VATICAN? AS YOU HAVE SAID A NO-BODY like PAT BATEMAN is VATICAN.

Why did I stop trying...started being "washed up"? Because being a boring, friendly wu-stan is gonna get you "Vatican." I realized this...maybe its time for you to do the same?

please, just let it be, as a FREE poster, I can "e- commentate" all i want.




difference is playa, i was just made a vatican, i didnt ask for it.

you want to be one.

which is ..... great

GENERAL WISE
04-26-2008, 01:05 AM
difference is playa, i was just made a vatican, i didnt ask for it.

you want to be one.

which is ..... great

"playa"


HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA


HHAHAHHAHAHAHH

rep power = 0

Money = $231,000 + $280,000/$550,000 in a liquor store

I can buy, like, fucking SLAVES in nigeria with this kind of money.

GENERAL WISE
04-26-2008, 01:07 AM
"Us 2 alone have more prestige then the entire vatican combine" - TSA.

crass
04-26-2008, 01:15 AM
"Us 2 alone have more prestige then the entire vatican combine" - TSA.


Well yeah, I mean look at most of the people that were made Vatican...