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Durag
04-25-2008, 07:09 AM
I call mine Masey, after Masey Fergusion, the illest, dopest tractor of them when all. When having sex i like to think of it as a tractor going into its hayshed. But it forgets its sheep so it has to reverse out, pick it up, and go back in, but the smart little sheep hops out again, so the tractor has to get it again. This continues until the sheep enters the hayshed.

Anyone do anything similar?

Everyone has a name for there penis.

Tyler Durden
04-25-2008, 07:24 AM
You are absolutely fuckin nuts.

6 Chambaz
04-25-2008, 07:28 AM
You know what rhymes with Cruelly ??

Durag
04-25-2008, 07:28 AM
You are absolutely fuckin nuts.

There the back wheels

The Hound
04-25-2008, 07:41 AM
i call him darryl ... as in darryl brohman ... as in the BIG MARN

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darryl_Brohman

you can tell he wrote that shit himself ...

http://www.lenpascoe.com/Portals/2/brohman.jpg

TAURO
04-25-2008, 07:42 AM
This sounds too much like a DJ Methods thread....feeling lonely Durag?

Durag
04-25-2008, 07:46 AM
This sounds too much like a DJ Methods thread....feeling lonely Durag?

*sniff*
Thought that myself actually, but im not trying to emulate the god

begongo
04-25-2008, 07:52 AM
I don't have a penis.

TAURO
04-25-2008, 07:55 AM
In anycase I call mine "Her Majestys Secret Service"

Durag
04-25-2008, 07:58 AM
In anycase I call mine "Her Majestys Secret Service"

Haha!

The Hound
04-25-2008, 08:11 AM
In anycase I call mine "Her Majestys Secret Service"

because it doesn't exist or it doesn't get used ?

TAURO
04-25-2008, 08:12 AM
because it doesn't exist or it doesn't get used ?

Im not even going to dignify that with an answer, the name clearly explains it all.

The Hound
04-25-2008, 08:15 AM
we lost today but we'll be back ... east's all the way
80bm4E7zw60

SickT
04-25-2008, 08:21 AM
I call mine Masey, after Masey Fergusion, the illest, dopest tractor of them when all. When having sex i like to think of it as a tractor going into its hayshed. But it forgets its sheep so it has to reverse out, pick it up, and go back in, but the smart little sheep hops out again, so the tractor has to get it again. This continues until the sheep enters the hayshed.

Anyone do anything similar?

Everyone has a name for there penis.

Are you from norway?

6 Chambaz
04-25-2008, 08:26 AM
we lost today but we'll be back ... east's all the way
80bm4E7zw60
Is that the AFL ??

The Hound
04-25-2008, 08:37 AM
Is that the AFL ??

hell fucking no

AFL is a major norwegian conspiracy ... GAYFL my friend ...

that's rugby league son :b

Durag
04-25-2008, 08:52 AM
Are you from norway?

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Why would you even think that?

HarlemDiplomat
04-25-2008, 09:03 AM
gay

Blackula Spectacula
04-25-2008, 09:14 AM
I concur it's pretty gay asking other dudes what they call their members .. thats something you tell a chick ... NOT ME i don't like that kind of stuff... but tell your gf's

Durag
04-25-2008, 09:17 AM
Damn, i was just curious.

Belive me my girlfriend and previous girlfriends all know about 'The Massey'.

JASPER
04-25-2008, 09:37 AM
I call him Trudy. Trudy McTruffle. We talk.

TSA
04-25-2008, 10:44 AM
i keep naming mine but i always forget the name, it was Brolic Bruce last time

the son of a bitch is lazy though, doesn't wanna get erect until he hears moaning in a a soft accent

muslim chicks are a suggah delight "Oye Habibi...Oye...OYE!"
sounds like an australian giving birth

anyways, yeah, my dolly dick is Brolic Bruce as of now cause though lazy, he's still a pretty cock diesel son of a bitch

6 Chambaz
04-25-2008, 10:46 AM
Hans. Hans Jerkov

TSA
04-25-2008, 10:53 AM
sounds like this it would have this guys face on the head (no norway)


http://www.digital-lifestyle-day.com/hans%20ulrich%20obrist.jpg

Durag
04-25-2008, 10:57 AM
Haha. Dirk Diggler is a well liked alias of my penis too

TAURO
04-25-2008, 10:58 AM
i keep naming mine but i always forget the name, it was Brolic Bruce last time

the son of a bitch is lazy though, doesn't wanna get erect until he hears moaning in a a soft accent

muslim chicks are a suggah delight "Oye Habibi...Oye...OYE!"
sounds like an australian giving birth

anyways, yeah, my dolly dick is Brolic Bruce as of now cause though lazy, he's still a pretty cock diesel son of a bitch

You should have named it "The Juice" lol

TSA
04-25-2008, 11:00 AM
damn it!
you should have been there when i was staring at my dick thinking of a befitting man for the gut

you know...to through in opinions here and there

(no norway?)

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
04-25-2008, 11:03 AM
I named mine SiCkArOcKs, because its crooked, savage, and only enjoys the company of pussies.

TSA
04-25-2008, 11:08 AM
ahahhahahaAHAHAhahhahaAHHAAHhahahAHAHH!!!

I never knew Irondan was dope

if only he had more posts

Durag
04-25-2008, 11:10 AM
^^I was just saying it the other day. Dope poster

Durag
04-25-2008, 11:13 AM
gay

I dunno why but this pisses me off. You could have wrote something a 'little' more constructive than 'gay'. Thats all you ever contribute to this forum, one word answers that no one pays any attention to. Your existence on this forum = 'gay'

Masta Chilla
04-25-2008, 12:07 PM
my left egg is called "Hans"
my right egg is called "Horst"
and my penis is called "Big Steven"

The Hound
04-25-2008, 03:09 PM
Dear penis;

i don't like you anymore ...

Hez0oL5WTBQ

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-25-2008, 03:22 PM
I call it Dick.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-25-2008, 03:24 PM
^^^^http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/j/john_lithgow/thumbnails/tn2_john_lithgow_1.jpg

LyriCipher
04-27-2008, 07:33 PM
Sir Loin

Olive Oil Goombah
04-27-2008, 07:41 PM
the octagon