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Art Vandelay
04-25-2008, 10:19 AM
now i have to deal with her bleeding puss that looks like an elephants trunk


http://thumb11.webshots.net/t/52/652/8/51/80/2117851800103320611UyKscr_th.jpg

Sky Blue Danny Kid
04-25-2008, 10:22 AM
While not entirely on topic, im a little backed up, my girlfriend is on the last day of her period, so I can relate to the problems that bleeding pussies have inflicted upon mankind over the course of human existence.

Another example of a bleeding pussy cramping my style is SiCkaRoCks.

Art Vandelay
04-25-2008, 10:23 AM
you don't hit that while she's bleeding? a lot of girls are hornier then.

TSA
04-25-2008, 10:23 AM
AHAHahahaAHAAHAHAHahahaAHAH {----someone tell Irondan i said that

Art Vandelay
04-25-2008, 10:25 AM
irondan. tsa said, "AHAHahahaAHAAHAHAHahahaAHAH"

Sky Blue Danny Kid
04-25-2008, 10:26 AM
I will navigate the red river sometimes, if it gets to be a dire situation. I always feel dirty afterwards(although I feel great at the time).

My current girlfriend isn't into the whole scene. I guess shes a prood.

Art Vandelay
04-25-2008, 10:27 AM
i always throw a condom on in that situation. then when i'm finished (usually about 10 seconds later) i close my eyes and make her take the condom off. i don't need to see that shit

Sky Blue Danny Kid
04-25-2008, 10:29 AM
I feel you, but as much as I hate having a blood-drenched wang, the one thing I hate more is protected sex.

Art Vandelay
04-25-2008, 10:30 AM
I feel you, but as much as I hate having a blood-drenched wang, the one thing I hate more is protected sex.


and that is a very valid point

TSA
04-25-2008, 10:33 AM
you don't hit that while she's bleeding? a lot of girls are hornier then.
fucking eww!

the fuck? no wonder you have an account on howardstern.com

uugghghhh

Art Vandelay
04-25-2008, 10:36 AM
tsa, just wait til you get some pussy. then after a while ease into the monthly visitor shit. once you get your first taste of pussy, it's downhill from there. you'll see

SickSide
04-25-2008, 10:49 AM
looks like a blood orange

tekunique
04-25-2008, 11:32 AM
u can bust inside th red pool too...!

WARPATH
04-25-2008, 11:47 AM
Why did i wait so long to get my dog fixed?
now i have to deal with her bleeding puss that looks like an elephants trunk


http://thumb11.webshots.net/t/52/652/8/51/80/2117851800103320611UyKscr_th.jpg

You're not suppose to fuck'um homey. :b

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2008, 12:12 PM
Just Go Filipino On The Mutt And Eat The Muthafucka!!