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begongo
04-29-2008, 07:01 AM
Scientology, also known as "Sollontology", as coined by TV talk show genius Gorgeous George (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gorgeous_George), is the one true (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Hoax) religion (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Cult). In addition to being an ultra-violent and murderous covert criminal organization, originally founded by the drug-addled, batshit insane (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Batshit_insane), author and professional swindler, L. Ron Hubbard (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/L._Ron_Hubbard), as a tax shelter, the church eventually evolved into a giant pyramid scheme using material from his published works of science fiction as articles of faith (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Randroid). Towards the end of his life, Hubbard was banned (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B%26) and/or facing criminal charges (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/V%26) in so many countries that he was forced to live on a boat in international waters, where he was known for molesting the sons (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shota) and daughters (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Loli) of his fucktarded crew. Although the church is adamant about their prohibition of alcohol and drugs (including meds for schizophrenics and psychopaths), Hubbard's personal stash of narcotics and psychotropic drugs, and voracious consumption thereof, would put fags like Ripper (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ripper) to shame. Appropriately, he finally bit the big green burrito of death (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Death) from gobbling down too much Vistoril. Given how stupid you would have to be to think an asshat like Hubbard was your messiah, the adherents of Scientology are primarily retards (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards), Hollywood celebrities (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards), lawyers (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards), and women (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards) (and men (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards)) who desperately want to be penetrated by Tom Cruise.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
04-29-2008, 10:39 AM
fake it, don't take it!

I say they are the true white devils

whitey
04-29-2008, 12:56 PM
Scientology, also known as "Sollontology", as coined by TV talk show genius Gorgeous George (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gorgeous_George), is the one true (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Hoax) religion (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Cult). In addition to being an ultra-violent and murderous covert criminal organization, originally founded by the drug-addled, batshit insane (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Batshit_insane), author and professional swindler, L. Ron Hubbard (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/L._Ron_Hubbard), as a tax shelter, the church eventually evolved into a giant pyramid scheme using material from his published works of science fiction as articles of faith (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Randroid). Towards the end of his life, Hubbard was banned (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B%26) and/or facing criminal charges (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/V%26) in so many countries that he was forced to live on a boat in international waters, where he was known for molesting the sons (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shota) and daughters (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Loli) of his fucktarded crew. Although the church is adamant about their prohibition of alcohol and drugs (including meds for schizophrenics and psychopaths), Hubbard's personal stash of narcotics and psychotropic drugs, and voracious consumption thereof, would put fags like Ripper (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ripper) to shame. Appropriately, he finally bit the big green burrito of death (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Death) from gobbling down too much Vistoril. Given how stupid you would have to be to think an asshat like Hubbard was your messiah, the adherents of Scientology are primarily retards (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards), Hollywood celebrities (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards), lawyers (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards), and women (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards) (and men (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards)) who desperately want to be penetrated by Tom Cruise.


Is it just me, or does this summary sound slightly skewed?



I do think Scientology is a bunch of bunk though, but than again whats the difference between this and any other religion?

netscape check two
04-29-2008, 03:13 PM
Yeah, I find it kind of ironic when a fanatic from a religion other than scientology says that scientology is a bunch of crap, yet their own religion isn't any more realistic.

Silencer Ak 47
04-29-2008, 03:34 PM
I got some Science fo yo Third
I-95 North skyway I-95 South skyway
I ride those nillz mo flickin orbitz and shit ya kno
Especially thru that beltway get it thrillz when we riiide

STYLE
04-29-2008, 11:54 PM
back in the late 90's i read all of the dianetics/scientology literature and books.
very enlightening stuff.
you have to read the methodology not the doctrine, to get an understanding of it's appeal.

they actually have a decent process for solving internal conflict and suffering that is based on metu/buddah/tao/quantum

i take from it just like i take from all religions to better my life experience.