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Samurai Killa
05-02-2008, 09:11 AM
Can someone tell me whats up with this jesus with a raptor face?

who started this? what is this about?

kurupt_kw
05-02-2008, 09:19 AM
It's a message from the free masons. It's a symbol that the New World Order is taking effect.

Don't go to the doctor anytime soon if you are in the US. They will put you to sleep and surgically implant a micro chip in your hand for tracking purposes. If you disobey the masons you are dead.

TSA
05-02-2008, 09:24 AM
it started as an internet joke somewhere, but was popularized here when i PM'd huggah and decided that wucorp needed an affishal religion

or what it rob digital

anyways, the true living god was revealed.



See raptor Jesus was born of virgin birth by the virgin blackula. the vatican knows this and tries to hide the true face of the true living god. why?

because the know the divine glory of gawd almighty, his image alone can alter the human soul. So instead of revealing him, they use his truth of square and divine power to dictate the majority of the world.


an organization of 10% that know the truth but use it to manipulated the dumb deaf and blind for personal gain headed by The Pope himself, whom remain Geeohdee in a the human image of Josuah Ben Yosef

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn244/z-ste15/raptors.gif
there are those that realize the almighty. and they spead his glory to purify the world and his name from the unrighteous scavengers of the poor.



then...there's the raptor devil



*god forgive me for baring his image*

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/MarchField2004/Sampler/Robosaurus.jpg

Robosaurus. a 12 ton grafted image of the magificent splended.

created by the devil himself, again, as an attempt to make profit from the true living god, and manipulate hicks all over the world that don't realize they're starting at grafted image of the original man.


it should also be know that the original man was a dinosaur and his proper name is R.A.P.T.O.R

that's it in a nut shell

Guarded By Martyrs
05-02-2008, 09:29 AM
Hahaha Nice^

I asked Style and he said...

the Holy Lizard, Legarto Santo, Raptor Jesus, IS the light. junno know?

hatched from a virgin,
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/babyraptor.png

died on the cross,
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Raptor_Jesus_02.jpg

he will return victorious over the armies of evil
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/ressurection.png


then he will teech all the seedz of duh world bout living the reptilian way.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/RAPTORKIDS.png

Samurai Killa
05-02-2008, 09:33 AM
haha you're all crazy! but it's funny... did you all edit these pictures by yourself? some look very professional

TSA
05-02-2008, 10:09 AM
Hahaha Nice^

I asked Style and he said...

the Holy Lizard, Legarto Santo, Raptor Jesus, IS the light. junno know?

hatched from a virgin,
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/babyraptor.png

died on the cross,
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Raptor_Jesus_02.jpg

he will return victorious over the armies of evil
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/ressurection.png


then he will teech all the seedz of duh world bout living the reptilian way.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/RAPTORKIDS.png

don't listen to that jackass

MsRzaRecTaH
05-02-2008, 10:13 AM
Hahaha Nice^

I asked Style and he said...

the Holy Lizard, Legarto Santo, Raptor Jesus, IS the light. junno know?

hatched from a virgin,
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/babyraptor.png

died on the cross,
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/Raptor_Jesus_02.jpg

he will return victorious over the armies of evil
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/ressurection.png


then he will teech all the seedz of duh world bout living the reptilian way.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/STYLEMASTERR/RAPTORKIDS.png


lmaoo good shit!
:learning:

EAGLE EYE
05-02-2008, 03:02 PM
it started as an internet joke somewhere, but was popularized here when i PM'd huggah and decided that wucorp needed an affishal religion

or what it rob digital

anyways, the true living god was revealed.



See raptor Jesus was born of virgin birth by the virgin blackula. the vatican knows this and tries to hide the true face of the true living god. why?

because the know the divine glory of gawd almighty, his image alone can alter the human soul. So instead of revealing him, they use his truth of square and divine power to dictate the majority of the world.


an organization of 10% that know the truth but use it to manipulated the dumb deaf and blind for personal gain headed by The Pope himself, whom remain Geeohdee in a the human image of Josuah Ben Yosef

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn244/z-ste15/raptors.gif
there are those that realize the almighty. and they spead his glory to purify the world and his name from the unrighteous scavengers of the poor.



then...there's the raptor devil



*god forgive me for baring his image*

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/MarchField2004/Sampler/Robosaurus.jpg

Robosaurus. a 12 ton grafted image of the magificent splended.

created by the devil himself, again, as an attempt to make profit from the true living god, and manipulate hicks all over the world that don't realize they're starting at grafted image of the original man.


it should also be know that the original man was a dinosaur and his proper name is R.A.P.T.O.R

that's it in a nut shell


This is a great summary of the popular raptorism religion. I myself am I true disciple and light keeper of the divine Raptor GAWD. My mission is to infiltrate the nigerian community and make it so that every baby accepts the raptor jesus as master. Im slowly but surely building my raptor army of spear chukkaz.

My name NBAJAM also has a double meaning:

Nigerian - Babies - Accepting - Jesus - As - Master

SickSide
05-02-2008, 03:34 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/28/RaptorJesus-lastSupper2.jpg

SickSide
05-02-2008, 03:35 PM
From ED
"A minor, mildly retarded 4chan meme consisting of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto any picture of Jesus. Rose to fame when it became the 900,000th picture posted to /b/, only to have the moderators replace it with a much funnier image - a manga of a man with a donut around his penis. Raptor Jesus never achieved the status of Cockmongler or Pedobear amongst the rapists and pedophiles of /b/, but His "disciples" keep the faith alive in the Rapor Jesus Wiki, a mindless mess of half-formed sentences, drunken ramblings and faux biblical language. Also, as of Realization Day, it was revealed that Sam Neill is the Holy Father of Raptor Jesus. All praise Sam Neill the Father, Raptor Jesus the Son, and Jeff Goldblum the Holy Spirit.

A select group of believers in Raptor Jesus have furthered the religion with Parxism (or more formally Parksism), a very loosely cobbled-together belief system relating to a multi-million year old park that sustained the Raptor Jesus after he went extinct for our sins. A further belief is that such an island probably played the role of the Ark in "Noah's Ark" (a popular chapter of the Bible) when Raptor used his leet skillz to move 2 of every dinosaur to the island when a massive asteroid hit the Earth. Years later when Raptor had returned to heaven he would share the tale with his younger brother, who would then proclaim it as his own when he was on the Earth. "

ALCATRAZ
05-02-2008, 04:21 PM
raptor jesus is just an internet joke to make people see christianity for what it really is...........bullshit

TSA
05-02-2008, 04:28 PM
take it back you fuckin hethen

Animal Luff
05-02-2008, 04:32 PM
raptor jesus is just an internet joke to make people see christianity for what it really is...........bullshit

.

SickSide
05-02-2008, 04:37 PM
Your thinking too deep about it

its a fucking 4chan meme

Sicka than aidZ
05-02-2008, 05:00 PM
well just cuz it has raptor in the title dont mean it aint gay. Congratulations kid u just got yourself cooley'd for the very first time

Samurai Killa
05-02-2008, 05:43 PM
? i just asked a question... is that gay in your opinion?

EAGLE EYE
05-02-2008, 06:02 PM
well just cuz it has raptor in the title dont mean it aint gay. Congratulations kid u just got yourself cooley'd for the very first time


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you having the ability to cooley is like when Shaq first learned to dunk and couldnt fucking stop cuz it made him feel more powerful than a club house full of coked out middle aged crackaz

SickSide
05-03-2008, 03:04 PM
http://www.imagehustler.com/0408/1208182343.gif

STYLE
05-03-2008, 03:36 PM
I am the official source of raptorism here. i was visited by a reptilian angel (pterodactyl) who told me if i let the reptillian spirit into my heart i would be reborn as Hijo de la Legarto Santo the Son of the Holy Lizard.


There is no such thing as the raptor devil. the raptor devil is a hoax perpetuated by false prophets in order to lead Raptors true believers astray from the righteous path of the Lizard into the den of sin which is Igbo culture. this is why NBAJAM's mission is so vital.


UNCOOLEY THIS THREAD!!!!
THIS IS BLASPHEMY !!!

Sicka than aidZ
05-04-2008, 12:27 AM
shmerk... Roflmao, your right this needs a second chance

Animal Luff
05-17-2008, 06:31 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/search_history.png

STYLE
05-17-2008, 07:06 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/search_history.png
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9813/blackholesunag2.jpg

Animal Luff
05-17-2008, 09:53 AM
^^U know Imma prolly the only one here to get where you are going hahahaha

STYLE
05-17-2008, 11:35 AM
well it was for you.

secondary, real, fake emo or whatever. u alright.