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TSA
05-02-2008, 11:26 AM
im not trying to brag or whatever, nor am i joking

what's the biggest rubbuhz they make.

all i know is magnum XXL.

and one more aimed for width:thumbup:

and btw..condoms blow.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-02-2008, 11:31 AM
Gay thread..

TSA
05-02-2008, 11:33 AM
gay ethnicity?

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-02-2008, 11:33 AM
^^ gay guy

TSA
05-02-2008, 11:35 AM
sting?

miss?









miss.

crass
05-02-2008, 11:58 AM
Gay thread..

You of all people have no right to say this, ever.

INF
05-02-2008, 12:01 PM
far as I know they only got the xxl. I broke an xl last night and thats the third time in the last month so I'm going back to xxl. going going back back.

thats funny that you make this thread cuz last night I was at this show and was talking about how the fuckin xl's break and then I break one again and then like magic , you come into the ninth with a possible.

Chief 'Broom
05-02-2008, 12:10 PM
Use a Dorito bag like me.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-02-2008, 12:13 PM
You of all people have no right to say this, ever.

:fucku:

RzaRectum
05-02-2008, 12:18 PM
http://www.condomusa.com/prodco/j05-cover.gif
Enjoy the sensational feeling of Kimono. Form Fitting. Extra Strong. 20% Thinner. It is the Europe's most popular condom. Manufactured in Japan

RzaRectum
05-02-2008, 12:22 PM
http://www.condomusa.com/7large.asp <--Largest available to the masses.

They need to make HIV testers for condoms. If she's positive the outside turns blue.
If you're positive it turns orange. If it comes out red, stick it in her bum.

MsRzaRecTaH
05-02-2008, 12:28 PM
lmao wow at RZA.

Sicka than aidZ
05-02-2008, 12:49 PM
sting?

miss?









miss.


All half assed an shit tech called this gay thread the minute he saw it.

Sicka than aidZ
05-02-2008, 12:53 PM
http://www.condomusa.com/7large.asp <--Largest available to the masses.

They need to make HIV testers for condoms. If she's positive the outside turns blue.
If you're positive it turns orange. If it comes out red, stick it in her bum.


Yeah dog with sirens and shit. :cool:

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-02-2008, 01:08 PM
Everytime I see a thread about condoms, I feel that it is necessary to point out as a public service announcement that condoms have been scientifically proven to reduce the pleasure of sex by upwards of 75%.

So remember, kids, never use a condom.

They also make you less "cool".

You want to be cool, don't you?

INF
05-02-2008, 01:19 PM
If it comes out red, stick it in her bum.


ahahahahahah!

Sicka than aidZ
05-02-2008, 01:31 PM
neva eva use a condom

crust
05-02-2008, 02:26 PM
They need to make HIV testers for condoms. If she's positive the outside turns blue.
If you're positive it turns orange. If it comes out red, stick it in her bum.

this is not a bad idea...

look into making it happen asap

Ghost In The 'Lac
05-02-2008, 02:43 PM
http://www.condomusa.com/prodco/j05-cover.gif
It is the Europe's most popular condom.

Bullshit. I have never seen this brand anywhere. We got this US Trojan shit over here now mostly aswell.

GENERAL WISE
05-02-2008, 03:51 PM
CONDOMS ARE NIGERIA'S ONLY HOPE AGAINST AIDS.

SickSide
05-02-2008, 04:00 PM
NIGERIA'S ONLY HOPE AGAINST AIDS.

http://images.abunawaf.com/2006/08/super_nigger.jpg

TSA
05-02-2008, 04:22 PM
so it turns out there's a Rabies epidemic in afganistan?

degree of risk: high
food or waterborne diseases: bacterial and protozoal diarrhea, hepatitis A, and typhoid fever
vectorborne disease: malaria
animal contact disease: rabies
note: highly pathogenic H5N1 avian influenza has been identified in this country; it poses a negligible risk with extremely rare cases possible among US citizens who have close contact with birds (2008)

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/af.html#People






I_mBLWpdwnI


win.

TSA
05-02-2008, 04:23 PM
XXL is the biggest though?

that's fuckin sad.

condoms are made in china, you can tell.


btw how the FUCK those a human dick fit in a small?

Sicka than aidZ
05-02-2008, 05:11 PM
u kknow whats weird is how often u see asians fuckin... U dont.... Like never a sex scene on tv or like a couple doin it in the park yet they're the most overpopulated buncha muthafuckaz on the planet.

Chief 'Broom
05-02-2008, 05:18 PM
Asians are freaks, I watch their porn all the time. The ladies have bush' the size of a New York slice of pizza.

TSA
05-02-2008, 05:30 PM
asian porn FUCKING-SUCKS.

they got this dude licking a girls nipple for 30 minutes straight like a homo
there ain't no fuckin kool aid in that shit nigga, move on

then after that he eats out a 16 foot bush when there a FINE ASS HOOKER dying to get effed

and before and that he fondles the breasts for 15 minutes

then when they get to the sex she all makes this ugly whiney face. i used to think that was hot, i got over it, shit's stupid

your all givin it to a chick and she's look like she stumbbed.

fuck you hoe

im the one paying the bills

faggots.

IrOnMaN
05-04-2008, 12:55 PM
CONDOMS ARE NIGERIA'S ONLY HOPE AGAINST AIDS.

Yep! I love your avatar.:cool:

KERZO
05-06-2008, 08:38 AM
im not trying to brag or whatever, nor am i joking

what's the biggest rubbuhz they make.

all i know is magnum XXL.

and one more aimed for width:thumbup:

and btw..condoms blow.

Remember....condoms arent meant for going over your head Tsa -


http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/bizarre/condom-being-inflated-over-mans-head-ANON.jpg






so 'small' should be ok for your nebraskan peanut...



I'm just joking dude.....you do post some funny threads though.

TSA
05-06-2008, 11:08 AM
i wish i had a tiny nebraska peanut

word life

life would be easier


but i ain't gonna lie, the god was on ffiyyaahhhhhhhh last night

skraight murda, the type of murder you preform then buy yourself something expensive cause it was too real

she all passed out in the middle off it with her eyes rolled to the back of her head

then came back flippin shit

then when i was done she was all shaking and breathing irregular

even said "I don't wanna die!" at the end.

i couldn't take it after that point

DAMN.

OWNED.

needless to say, condoms made it suck more for me then it should have

VZA
05-06-2008, 11:12 AM
http://i25.tinypic.com/5kjejl.jpg
OH SHIT!!


OH DAAAAMN!!!

OH DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!

TSA
05-06-2008, 03:12 PM
asdfasdfasdfsdfsdfasdfsa

TSA
05-06-2008, 07:28 PM
asdf

Surreptitious
05-07-2008, 01:30 AM
magnum XL, dont have to use em anymore, but there is an advantage to being a 6'4 male... and white

LyriCipher
05-07-2008, 10:21 AM
condoms, who needs'em

TheWolf
05-07-2008, 08:29 PM
condoms, who needs'em


Daddy? Is that you??

LyriCipher
05-07-2008, 09:26 PM
possible..name, location and date of birth please

TSA
05-08-2008, 07:22 PM
sdfgasfgfasdfsafd

2L8Lit da croatianMC
05-08-2008, 07:32 PM
im not trying to brag or whatever, nor am i joking

what's the biggest rubbuhz they make.

all i know is magnum XXL.

and one more aimed for width:thumbup:

and btw..condoms blow.


hahahahahaha
join monsta cocks!

Fatal Guillotine
06-07-2008, 10:21 AM
i only care for trojan magnum twister or inspiral. lifestyles sucks big time i have had a few to pop on me before

Longbongcilvaringz
06-07-2008, 10:53 AM
Yes, but as i have said many times before, American's are unwilling to pay the necessary level of income tax to facilitate a free tertiary education system.

Sweden, Norway and Denmark (and many other European and Scandinavian countries) have high levels of income tax (and in comparison with the US, exceedingly high levels).

This allows for excellent public education, health care, old age pensions, etc. etc.

Unless the government can raise revenue (invariably through inflated income and, unrealistically, but necessarily, corporate tax) the situation will remain the same.

As long as the US maintains the current cultural appreciation of taxation, there is next to no chance of public tertiary education etc.

STYLE
06-07-2008, 11:04 AM
i wonder does his teacher take of points for grammar misspelling and flat out missue of words?

i could see corporate tax paying for social and education agendas but i think an even better source f funding would be illegal drugs.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-07-2008, 11:26 AM
I wondered that also, its doesnt seem to be on a U N I versity level.

But maybe its a plan or some shit, i dont know how you guys do it over there.

Ive submitted much worse work, thousands of words longer, and with perfect punctuation and spelling.

Why do you expect businesses to pay increased tax instead of the entire citizenry?

Legal Drug Money > Illegal Drug Moneyzzzz

TSA
06-07-2008, 02:00 PM
sdfds

Longbongcilvaringz
06-07-2008, 02:13 PM
i dig it

im going to post up all my terrible politics essays from this semester once i get all my marks back.

await eagerly.

my US Pols ones were all horrible and late.

VZA
06-07-2008, 04:12 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No 5

One, two , three four, five
Everybody in the car so come on let's ride
To the liqueur-store around the corner,
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is a cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know they're gettin' sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me flirtin' it's just like a sport
Anything fly it's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound put your hands an the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you doin' it right

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Trumpet, the Trumpet!
Mambo No 5

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide you and me gonna touch the sky

Longbongcilvaringz
06-08-2008, 02:28 AM
damn!

i remember that jaaaaaawwwwwnt from back in the dayz.

back when shit was really real.

back before all this commercial bullshit.

J-Cee
06-08-2008, 03:34 AM
dont use em.