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Animal Luff
05-04-2008, 08:52 AM
Oh sister wife, dear sister wife
Iím so sorry about your flat hairdo
Yes, you may have a sexy unibrow
But my hair is six inches closer to God than you!

Oh sister wife, dear sister wife
I pray youíll still go to heaven
Even though youíve only birthed two girls
While Iíve given our husband seven!

Now donít be thinking that you are the most pious
Just because you shun the tweezers
As we all know, Little House on the Prarie dresses
And Aqua Net are the best God pleasers.

Oh sister wife, dear sister wife
Be strong, now donít get weepy
You know weíll get our children back
Even though people think weíre creepy.

Donít you fret dear sister wife
The Lord shall hear our prayer
Iíve also asked Him especially
To help you achieve some high and poofy hair.

These media people are such devils
But from what I can glean
Everything will be fine, just keep your trap shut
about how we married dear Husband at thirteen.

EAGLE EYE
05-04-2008, 09:35 AM
its on rainy days like this that i want to start digging shallow muddy graves for u emo kids

Animal Luff
05-04-2008, 09:58 AM
well, dig one for me, so I can throw u in

KERZO
05-05-2008, 07:03 AM
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