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Mark
08-18-2005, 04:06 AM
Yo last night I was biking to my house (I came back from a party) and I just fucking hit the ground for no fucking reason! BOING! Now my teeth are fucked. Im really pissed.

:(

http://www.austindental.com/art/mark1.jpg

^hehe thats not mine, its not that worse, but its fucked. Also I have scratches and blood all over my face.


YAY!!! :(

__Goddess__
08-18-2005, 04:08 AM
lol ben jij dat echt? Ik hoop het niet.

Mark
08-18-2005, 04:10 AM
^hehe thats not mine, its not that worse, but its fucked. Also I have scratches and blood all over my face.


Hmmmm.... NO THATS NOT ME :D

__Goddess__
08-18-2005, 04:12 AM
..is niet goed.

JOHNNY_TICAL
08-18-2005, 04:14 AM
U Must Of Been Faded ..

Johnny Dust
08-18-2005, 05:05 AM
Auch!

On the other hand, now you can get teeth like this:

http://www2.arnes.si/guest/ljzss46/graveyard/gsmile.jpg

PolitiC
08-18-2005, 05:18 AM
or like this
http://www.the411online.com/methold.jpg
or maybe like this
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Frontrow/1072/meth_bio.gif

Johnny Dust
08-18-2005, 05:22 AM
LoL, Wouldn't recommend these by the way:

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/o/ODB/sq-sick_teeth_hat99-elk.jpg

PolitiC
08-18-2005, 05:30 AM
well if u from the south u might enjoy these
http://www.lowmentality.homestead.com/files/liljonbikes2.jpg

PolitiC
08-18-2005, 05:44 AM
and 4 the elder
http://www.patheticpersonals.com/images/teeth.jpg

Skellington
08-18-2005, 06:18 AM
Wow, great news LOL

Mark
08-18-2005, 06:24 AM
hahaha crazy.

nrw killa bee
08-18-2005, 08:27 AM
just take a trip to Paul Wall and he`ll fix em ;)

LHX
08-18-2005, 09:01 AM
plane crashes
bike crashes
car crashes

im telling you yo

humans got two legs because we were meant to walk

Mark
08-18-2005, 09:14 AM
This is me:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/MarkMayoya/auch.jpg

Teeth, chin, lips and cheek: all fucked! :( Finally a sunny day in Holland and I have to rest :(

JASPER
08-18-2005, 09:16 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Real bikers don't fall.

Mark
08-18-2005, 09:17 AM
True. I lost.

LHX
08-18-2005, 09:17 AM
anybody hear that madonna fell off a horse and broke 10 ribs?

or am i creating shit again

36chambers
08-18-2005, 09:17 AM
Might have knocked some sense into you Mark ;)

TUCO
08-18-2005, 09:37 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/TucsZilla/TheGrudge.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/TucsZilla/TheRing.jpg


peace

cant fuck with MY pearly whites nigguhz!!!

peace

36chambers
08-18-2005, 09:39 AM
;D

100pr00f
08-18-2005, 09:40 AM
uhhhhh

100pr00f
08-18-2005, 09:43 AM
anybody hear that madonna fell off a horse and broke 10 ribs?

or am i creating shit again

yea i heard it on the news ...but it was only 3 ribs...that were cracked

Mark
08-18-2005, 10:10 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/TucsZilla/TheGrudge.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/TucsZilla/TheRing.jpg

peace

haha motherfucker! :thumbdwn: :cheerlie:

__Goddess__
08-18-2005, 11:02 AM
.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-18-2005, 11:05 AM
Damn Mark dont drink and ride

__Goddess__
08-18-2005, 11:16 AM
36chambers komt ook nog wel aan de beurt..

LadySnowBlood
08-18-2005, 11:21 AM
Shit happends. :)
Sorry ;)

shit smells

__Goddess__
08-18-2005, 11:21 AM
Justice?

__Goddess__
08-18-2005, 11:23 AM
/

100pr00f
08-18-2005, 12:06 PM
lol

LadySnowBlood
08-18-2005, 12:17 PM
the world would be a better place if shit smelled like flowers

JASPER
08-18-2005, 12:23 PM
If it did, I would send you a bouquet of steaming shit.

heatholdingconceitedmofo
08-18-2005, 12:33 PM
hey jasper!

JASPER
08-18-2005, 01:32 PM
Hey shitface

Wu-Tality
08-18-2005, 02:39 PM
Last time I fell off a bike good was when I was 10 or so, tooth through lip ;P. Got a dark spot there now, is that sand? heh

mashqauck
08-18-2005, 02:44 PM
my cousins teeth fell out, i have cancer.

Ronin
08-18-2005, 03:04 PM
thats karma from all your shity 'not even attempting to speak english' posts and general dutchness commin right back atcha

mt caucus motherfucker

Bedlam
08-18-2005, 03:09 PM
my cousins teeth fell out, i have cancer.
hahahahaha, holy shit, I almost choked to death on the water I was swallowing when I read that.



And Mark, you get no sympathy lol, why are you riding a bike? They made these things called cars you know...

Inspectah_Dirk
08-18-2005, 03:42 PM
Verdomme Mark! Was ik nou maar meegegaan, mss was t dan niet gebeurd! :p
Maar klote man! Ik kom vd week wel ff kijken hoe erg toegetakeld je nou bent...bel je morgen wel ofzo ;)

Oh ik postte te snel...had de foto nog niet gezien. Maar dat is niet best!
Wil t toch nog ff zien in t echt....if you don't mind off course :)

JASPER
08-18-2005, 03:44 PM
Laughter offends me. Doctor Beat told me I have the cancer and caught it from picking my nose.

Inspectah_Dirk
08-18-2005, 03:45 PM
You can only get cancer from masturbating.

JASPER
08-18-2005, 03:47 PM
You can get the gays from browsing the internet.

Inspectah_Dirk
08-18-2005, 03:48 PM
And also cholera.

JASPER
08-18-2005, 03:57 PM
'Polio ofzo'

robotic typhus

maestro wooz
08-18-2005, 03:58 PM
goddess is a retard with down syndrome

__Goddess__
08-18-2005, 04:00 PM
Woozer is a loozer.

Razorsharp
08-18-2005, 04:00 PM
hahaha@ those pics... and hmmm... i was in a car/bike accident last year my teeth were chipped and i was jus finished with braces, but then my uncle is a dentist s0o i g0t hooked up for free, to fix them.. and i was hella urting i ended up in the hospital... and shit, my teeth were sensitive for like 6 months, and i had a blood clot in my head, crazy ass shit... peace mark, get better FAM

JASPER
08-18-2005, 04:02 PM
I havt the up and down syndrome, don't fuck with me

Johnny Dust
08-18-2005, 04:07 PM
I havt the up and down syndrome, don't fuck with me
Hell no, we don't wanna get them scary diseases from you.

JASPER
08-18-2005, 04:24 PM
My disseases aren't transmittable.. they're made for me to have and no one else... not even black guys are allowed to feel the aching pains I undergo

LHX
08-18-2005, 04:46 PM
agony

dear god the agony

JASPER
08-18-2005, 05:38 PM
What you know about agony when my niggers is like Hightower from police academy

Sicka than aidZ
08-18-2005, 06:02 PM
sorry to hear u ate shit mayo...wish ya a speedy recovery an lotsa weed, booze an pain killers. peace

maestro wooz
08-18-2005, 06:35 PM
What you know about agony when my niggers is like Hightower from police academy

get it right fag

pussy what you know about agony when all my niggaz is like hightower from police academy

JASPER
08-18-2005, 06:37 PM
You're a jew with tits

maestro wooz
08-18-2005, 06:41 PM
Anal Fucking Diabetic Tank Get Organizatified By The Meaning Of Orkial Felatias Basgabber Running Dictation Your Mother Wears Flotation Devices To Heaven You Fucking Crate.
I Have Been Boxing Gold Mining Woman In This Cafe For 14 Centurys And Counting With Weight Type And The Basic Degreees Of Gavel Murders......all This Jab Of Knowing.
You All Can Grate My Mothers Family Tree Into Dust Sniff.
Fuckers.

JASPER
08-18-2005, 06:50 PM
YOU KNOW WHATS THE BLOODS GOOKER... ALL THAT FLABBERGAST FECAL MATTER WONT GET YOU ANYWHERE IN THIS ROBOTOPIA. CATCH THE HOMOEROTIC NOTION OF A DOUBLE FISTED DWARF TOSSER. IM A MASTER IN THE ART OF BLEEDING CANKS YOU SIMPLY ARE NOT.

*contrasty black and white picture*

maestro wooz
08-18-2005, 06:58 PM
Vaginal Discretionary Terms Dealt Upon A Fecal Gatorade Spitting Mad Wack Rhymes Facilitating Penile Examinations Turtles Expeditiously Vacilate Anal Cancer Of Rabid Finger Chewing Bandits Possesed With The Fuck Face Badger Fuckers

I Am The Fuck That Lurks

JASPER
08-18-2005, 07:01 PM
YOUR TROLLOP ANTICS ARE GROSSING ME THE FUCK OUT. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CLEANIGN GODDAMNED LATRINES FOR A LIVING. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT GETTING CHASED BY FRANTIC VANPIRE GOOFS WITH SWITCHBLADES. NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.

Sticky tar

maestro wooz
08-18-2005, 07:06 PM
http://www.dm.net/~turzillo/Panda+mary.JPG
......and if the panda decides to resist me i will have to muder him with a pen and several heavy blows to the skull.......i will continue to destroy the panda with a bat or any other type of blunt object until it no longer looks to be a panda but say a ball of meat....then we can go on our way and continue the FUCK mission


i know a guy who attacked your woman one time....

heatholdingconceitedmofo
08-18-2005, 07:15 PM
wooz got scared and moved closer to the tv when beltran crashed into cameron

JASPER
08-18-2005, 07:16 PM
YO FUCK YO YO YO FUCK I HEARD YOUR SISSY ASS CAKE FACE GOT DRUNK IN A GAY BAR. A GAY BAR OFF ALL PLACES. I SMOKE SEAWEED WITH ARMED FIENDS CAUSE MY CREW IS HIRED. YOU CAN'T HANG WITH THE GRIMMEST FUNK JESUS IF YOU CONTINUE CUDDLING TEDDY BEARS WHEN YOUR BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM. YOU DREAM OF RANCHID BEEF JERKIES.

Straightjackets are no fashion statement

maestro wooz
08-18-2005, 07:33 PM
http://todd.macshare.com/todd.jpg

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IM NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH! DO NOT, UNDER ANY RECTUL PRESSURE, FUCK WITH ME. I AM A FUCKING MAD BANJO SLAYING UNCH UNCH BLOOD GEYSER SPITTING NIGGER FUCK SHIT OUT THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE.

I AM NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH

mashqauck
08-18-2005, 07:49 PM
its okay mark, i think you are hot with your disability.

36chambers
08-18-2005, 08:11 PM
hahaahahahaaha

this thread will be a classic.

mashqauck
08-18-2005, 08:26 PM
classic backwards is cissalc, in african this means marks chin is FUCKED!

Mark
08-19-2005, 03:54 AM
hahahaha this thread just made my day lmao.

@ Razorsharp: In Holland all people bike all day. It's complete idiot if you don't have a bike over here. That's no joke. There is no other counrty in the world where people bike so much as Holland.

@ Dirk: Je wilt me helemaal niet zien! :D Ik zie d'r niet uit!

@ akabobbyd: HAHAHHAHHA

__Goddess__
08-19-2005, 03:54 AM
Boing

mashqauck
08-19-2005, 01:02 PM
mark, you are a nice fellow.

Johnny Dust
08-19-2005, 01:05 PM
Mark is ok.

Murdah Piff
08-19-2005, 02:24 PM
Mark Gayo is a fag he cried cause he fell on his bike while I got rammed by a car

LHX
08-20-2005, 05:22 PM
maybe chicks will think ya tough now because of the scars

there is always a silver lining

PEACE

JASPER
08-20-2005, 06:44 PM
I like chicks who are down with the self mutilation.

LHX
08-20-2005, 08:08 PM
i hope so

cause i dont think the ear is gonna grow back

JASPER
08-20-2005, 08:32 PM
I like girls who let me pick their scabs.

Fr@z
08-20-2005, 08:35 PM
I can take many forms. Does this one suit you? or how about this one?

mashqauck
08-20-2005, 10:38 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! MARK I THINK IM GAY WITH YOU!#@$@%@%%$125326

36chambers
08-20-2005, 10:45 PM
hahaha is that u in ur banner?

mashqauck
08-21-2005, 05:02 AM
yes

MANISH
08-21-2005, 08:52 AM
Once when i were drunk and it was raining and it was storm outside i hurt myself real bad. I runned down in a fucking hidden hole in the ground and "broke" my kidney and got a fracture in my knee. Beacuse of the broken kidney i pissed blood.
And that my friends was NOT a pleasent experience.

Another time when i were drunk i slipped on a wet grasshill and broke my Iron Man CD case and scratched the CD.
Strange, the only joint i could play after that was U-GOD's verse on Black Jesus.
BUT, i managed to hustle a new Iron Man album off off my friend HAHA })
In fact, i hustled a Shyheim album and a Raekwon album off him too.

Later i found out that it was my friend ^^ that had kicked away the fence around the hole in the ground.
Once when he was drunk i drew a hitler cross in the front of his head.

Mark
08-21-2005, 03:31 PM
Once when i were drunk and it was raining and it was storm outside i hurt myself real bad. I runned down in a fucking hidden hole in the ground and "broke" my kidney and got a fracture in my knee. Beacuse of the broken kidney i pissed blood.
And that my friends was NOT a pleasent experience.

Another time when i were drunk i slipped on a wet grasshill and broke my Iron Man CD case and scratched the CD.
Strange, the only joint i could play after that was U-GOD's verse on Black Jesus.
BUT, i managed to hustle a new Iron Man album off off my friend HAHA })
In fact, i hustled a Shyheim album and a Raekwon album off him too.

Later i found out that it was my friend ^^ that had kicked away the fence around the hole in the ground.
Once when he was drunk i drew a hitler cross in the front of his head.
hahhahaha nice stories dude!

pissing blood is something i never wanna do, hell fucking no... :\ argh.















































Anyway: your dirty talk about your broken kidney gave ma a hard one.

mashqauck
08-21-2005, 07:03 PM
dude i had an infection and i pissed blood for like 4 weeks and it still burns when i pee. they say its an infection but i think its from my cancer

-Goddess-
08-21-2005, 07:03 PM
Watch out you don't get rammed by a car.

Murdah Piff
08-21-2005, 11:10 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! MARK I THINK IM GAY WITH YOU!#@$@%@%%$125326 FAGGIT

*bumps Buju banton - Boom Bye Bye*

MANISH
08-22-2005, 04:00 AM
After that shit with my kidney, nowaydays on winter when it's cold and im outside. The kidney starts hurting. So im like a walking termomether now.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-17-2008, 11:57 AM
hahahahahahahahahhahahahah


why was this never classiced?

begongo
04-17-2008, 12:03 PM
hahahahahha

NOW I REMEMBER!