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GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 12:42 AM
The whole reason for making love to your lady is making babies. Condoms, although Nigeria's last hope against AIDS, has cheapened sex for all men and women.

No longer is a woman required to pick the future father of her child to have sex with and similarly, no longer is a man required to be prepared to raise a child with a female he can truly live with. A woman can have sex with as many dudes as she likes, and then pick the father. A man no longer has to worry about which chick he is gonna bust a nut in and therefore move on to the next hoe rapidly.

The value of sex has dropped tremendously with contraception.

I have decided that I will no longer use contraception for vagina/penis chemical reactions.

Pros:
Sex feels better.
You're sharing a special RARE moment with your partner IN LIFE.
You know that the chick/dude you're gonna wife/marry isn't some skank/dog.
Excuse for getting more oral sex/anal sex
You will avoid STD ridden people

Cons:
Masturbation will increase, and so will its value.
STD's can transfer easier.
frustration of wanting to tap that ass but not being able, making it 1000x better looking.

TSA
05-08-2008, 12:46 AM
the blow up doll was invented in Afganistan

























































http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Camel_Jordanian_Desert.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 12:48 AM
General Wise jacks off the the curtain section of the Dillards home catalog






























http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/muslimDM1511_468x310.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 12:49 AM
LMAO^















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TSA
05-08-2008, 12:50 AM
General wise would walk on the other side of the street if he saw Dj Eze Dikk from afar











































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SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 12:51 AM
http://www.bookscape.co.uk/images/scam_story.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 12:52 AM
General Wise got tired of combing his teeth
























































http://www.bknf.com/images/hairy_cunt.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 12:54 AM
Skampoe put D's on the whip and still doesn't get any respect
































































http://phoneslutdiary.com/images/pussy_bug3.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 12:54 AM
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9235/harboobjan5mj.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 12:55 AM
Skampoe put D's on the whipe and still doesn't get any respect
































































http://phoneslutdiary.com/images/pussy_bug3.jpg

http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/nostrils.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 12:57 AM
How this turn into Last minute General Wise Disses?
I was being super serious.

http://jj.am/gallery/d/29779-1/reparations.gif

TSA
05-08-2008, 12:57 AM
momma Skamp had wierd ways of getting little Skampi to go to sunday school
















































http://www.zombi.dk/images/big_gallery/026a.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 12:58 AM
tsa is mad cuz hes not a cool light skin bruva like reggie


































http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/X/C/8/glory26010506.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:00 AM
all the pussies in bridgeport hang lower then Skampoe's bo'zack

http://shockme.t2i.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/girls-with-large-labia-and-meaty-pussy-lips2.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:01 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha tsa is mad cuz he always got fed outside with thei pets











































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TSA
05-08-2008, 01:01 AM
General Wise licked his fingers while reading the Skampoe fingering a dog thread













































































http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2006/10/16/images/2006101601060101.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:04 AM
tsa hates it when it rain cuz of da flash backs n shit































http://www.worldproutassembly.org/mozambique-refugees.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:05 AM
Skampoe found Wutangcorp while googling Black men being Shampoo'd
























































http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/47493050_3f8efa97fb.jpg?v=0

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-08-2008, 01:06 AM
So Wise, if a woman or man can't have kids due to whatever reason (low count, hysterectomy etc..) do you think they shouldn't have sex?

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:06 AM
tsa rides his bike around g wise in the floods



























http://data1.blog.de/media/377/2016377_d1b7630356_m.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:06 AM
General Wise cries cause the price of tropicanas went up in the Guantanamo Bay rec room vending machine


















































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TSA
05-08-2008, 01:08 AM
General Wise look forward to Peek-a-Boo Tuesdays at his detainment camp



























































http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/events-images/a451_detainees_cuffed_with_panties_2050081722-18586.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:08 AM
tsa needs our help






















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TSA
05-08-2008, 01:09 AM
General wise likes playing pinyata during Gitmo birthday parties cause it hides the tears














































































http://www.thewe.cc/thewei/_/images_3/us_terror_state___/detainee.jpe

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:10 AM
TSA interest lie directly in opposition to what this thread is trying to do.




































































































http://www.un.org/ecosocdev/geninfo/afrec/vol20no2/aids-battle.jpg
with condoms

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:10 AM
General Wise shivers when they play Walk It Out in the club











































































































http://watch.windsofchange.net/pics/I5628-2004May05.JPG

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:12 AM
General Wise look forward to Peek-a-Boo Tuesdays at his detainment camp



























































http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/events-images/a451_detainees_cuffed_with_panties_2050081722-18586.jpg
:clap::yes::clap:

























http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/horse1/img/ethiopians.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:12 AM
General Wise would do anything for a Digi Snack

































http://www.thewe.cc/thewei/&/&/images4/torture/naked_detainee.jpe

RzaRectum
05-08-2008, 01:13 AM
L:lmao:L TSA is like the Black Zorro battlin' two niggaz at once.

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Cowboy/ftp-zorroswordclose.JPG

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:13 AM
Heyzues has post war syndrome when U-god goes "Eyes clusty wet, butt nekked with my dick out"






















































http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/iraq-dog.gif

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:14 AM
http://www.25idl.army.mil/deployment/OIF%20Iraq/Deployment/Big/OIF%20Feb01_2005%202nd%20BCT050129-A-8804K-009.jpg
"8......9...10......ready or not here i come!"

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:17 AM
Kids raise their hands when Skampoe gets on the jumping board




































































http://members.cscoms.com/~suwat/poster/free_willy-1.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:18 AM
Hey guys, i am trying to have a super serious discussion here.

BTW TSA, wtf does "no dey show for face" mean?
http://www.nigeriamasterweb.com/7mbebe/NigeriaAidsAd.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:19 AM
Even Emmanuel got picked for dodgeball over skampoe

























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http://fitsnews.wordpress.com/files/2007/08/fat-ass.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:21 AM
tsa is mad cuz he cant go on one saffary wit out havin one of his cousins lookin back at him!












































http://www.kusafiri.net/images/ethiopia/omo_ugly250.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:21 AM
Hey guys, i am trying to have a super serious discussion here.

BTW TSA, wtf does "no dey show for face" mean?
http://www.nigeriamasterweb.com/7mbebe/NigeriaAidsAd.jpg


No dey show for face = Hard to detect/ unseeable

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:24 AM
TSA envisions a day when a person is judge not by the holes of one's nostril, but the amount of effort they put into Wu-Tang Corp.



















































http://jj.am/gallery/d/42926-2/internetsXD.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:24 AM
If you throw bread crumbs at the park all the afgans swoop in









































http://www.4strugglemag.org/images/colour%20detainees%20.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:27 AM
General Wise feeds on insects and has an average litter of 7



















































http://www.neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/KSMohammed.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:28 AM
http://i26.tinypic.com/15fndlh.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:31 AM
The girls in Nigeria laughed at TSA's Nebraskan accent.
































































































http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/jpeg/nigeria008.jpg
"Dey Has Nose Be Big"

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:32 AM
AHHAhahaAAHAHAHHHAHH

General wise is looking for love, not cheap pussy.










































http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/skampoe2-1.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:33 AM
Nigerians dress sharp no matter the occasion.

















































































http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/26/world/27nigeria.xlarge1.jpg
"Dey Oil Is Kabuuumm"

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:34 AM
http://men.style.com/images/gq/features/020107/GQfeature6v.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:35 AM
The girls in Nigeria laughed at TSA's Nebraskan accent.
































































































http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/jpeg/nigeria008.jpg
"Dey Has Nose Be Big"

AHAHAHAhahahAHH!!! LOL AT HEYZUES'S BROKEN! It's "His nose dey big" but i respect your use of relevance.


General Wise wanted to be an olympic swimmer











































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before herpes

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:37 AM
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/14/terror_main_wideweb__470x338,0.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:37 AM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/24/world/24nigeria.600.1.jpg
"Please nigga don't shoot, I planning on making a hilarious thread next week in General Chat."

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:38 AM
http://thecenturyfoundation.typepad.com/aw/images/2007/07/09/tomperriello.jpg
Heyzues changed after Gitmo




















































http://gay_blog.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/HGAY-745258.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:40 AM
http://www.ynetnews.com/PicServer2/20022007/1089062/pl888shar05_wa&91;2&93;.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:40 AM
wow, i've only recently gone back and read, and i can firmly say
1. Heyzues is mad
2. Heyzues is not a funny human being
3. Heyzues is embarassing himself trying to compete

SKAMPOE
05-08-2008, 01:41 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/picture_gallery/07/africa_sudan0s_slave_voices/img/7.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:44 AM
TSA just won't give up.






























































































http://jj.am/gallery/d/28715-1/stillwantschicken.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:46 AM
Heyzues's limp wrist made martyrdom the only option














































http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/january132008/opium_afghan_man_2.jpg

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:47 AM
The afgan army dropped missles on Pakistan in the summer of 88




























































http://www.hapner.com/images/First%20Afghan%20missile.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:48 AM
TSA hates condoms.





































































http://bp1.blogger.com/_Im3_DDT_eKc/R0Kt5PrNVOI/AAAAAAAAAgg/u_8QNbKswV8/s400/Nigerian+Man+Caught+Having+Sex+With+A+Goat.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:51 AM
http://jj.am/gallery/d/28663-1/interwhat.jpg
"Where did General Wise find that pic?"

TSA
05-08-2008, 01:51 AM
General Wise stacks more then Skampoe





















































http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2004-05/12508938.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:54 AM
http://bp1.blogger.com/_Im3_DDT_eKc/R0Kt5PrNVOI/AAAAAAAAAgg/u_8QNbKswV8/s400/Nigerian+Man+Caught+Having+Sex+With+A+Goat.jpg

repost for emphasis.

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:57 AM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m288/snopesphoto/61%20-%20Before%20there%20was%20Snopes/NigerianScammer.jpg
General Wise thanks the nigerian people for their help in scamming the British.

GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 02:04 AM
So Wise, if a woman or man can't have kids due to whatever reason (low count, hysterectomy etc..) do you think they shouldn't have sex?
Basically.