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GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 12:42 AM
The whole reason for making love to your lady is making babies. Condoms, although Nigeria's last hope against AIDS, has cheapened sex for all men and women.
No longer is a woman required to pick the future father of her child to have sex with and similarly, no longer is a man required to be prepared to raise a child with a female he can truly live with. A woman can have sex with as many dudes as she likes, and then pick the father. A man no longer has to worry about which chick he is gonna bust a nut in and therefore move on to the next hoe rapidly.
The value of sex has dropped tremendously with contraception.
I have decided that I will no longer use contraception for vagina/penis chemical reactions.
Pros:
Sex feels better.
You're sharing a special RARE moment with your partner IN LIFE.
You know that the chick/dude you're gonna wife/marry isn't some skank/dog.
Excuse for getting more oral sex/anal sex
You will avoid STD ridden people
Cons:
Masturbation will increase, and so will its value.
STD's can transfer easier.
frustration of wanting to tap that ass but not being able, making it 1000x better looking.
the blow up doll was invented in Afganistan
http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Camel_Jordanian_Desert.jpg
General Wise jacks off the the curtain section of the Dillards home catalog
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/muslimDM1511_468x310.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 12:49 AM
LMAO^
http://i14.tinypic.com/6g39v1j.jpg
General wise would walk on the other side of the street if he saw Dj Eze Dikk from afar
http://www.raidersonline.org/images/ericdickerson.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 12:51 AM
http://www.bookscape.co.uk/images/scam_story.jpg
General Wise got tired of combing his teeth
http://www.bknf.com/images/hairy_cunt.jpg
Skampoe put D's on the whip and still doesn't get any respect
http://phoneslutdiary.com/images/pussy_bug3.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 12:54 AM
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9235/harboobjan5mj.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 12:55 AM
Skampoe put D's on the whipe and still doesn't get any respect
http://phoneslutdiary.com/images/pussy_bug3.jpg
http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/nostrils.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 12:57 AM
How this turn into Last minute General Wise Disses?
I was being super serious.
http://jj.am/gallery/d/29779-1/reparations.gif
momma Skamp had wierd ways of getting little Skampi to go to sunday school
http://www.zombi.dk/images/big_gallery/026a.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 12:58 AM
tsa is mad cuz hes not a cool light skin bruva like reggie
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/X/C/8/glory26010506.jpg
all the pussies in bridgeport hang lower then Skampoe's bo'zack
http://shockme.t2i.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/girls-with-large-labia-and-meaty-pussy-lips2.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:01 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha tsa is mad cuz he always got fed outside with thei pets
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/133821317_12ae379db8.jpg
General Wise licked his fingers while reading the Skampoe fingering a dog thread
http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2006/10/16/images/2006101601060101.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:04 AM
tsa hates it when it rain cuz of da flash backs n shit
http://www.worldproutassembly.org/mozambique-refugees.jpg
Skampoe found Wutangcorp while googling Black men being Shampoo'd
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/47493050_3f8efa97fb.jpg?v=0
LuckyTheWonderDog
05-08-2008, 01:06 AM
So Wise, if a woman or man can't have kids due to whatever reason (low count, hysterectomy etc..) do you think they shouldn't have sex?
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:06 AM
tsa rides his bike around g wise in the floods
http://data1.blog.de/media/377/2016377_d1b7630356_m.jpg
General Wise cries cause the price of tropicanas went up in the Guantanamo Bay rec room vending machine
http://tharwacommunity.typepad.com/tharwa_review/images/2007/12/16/april_19_04_a_palestinian_detaine_2.jpg
General Wise look forward to Peek-a-Boo Tuesdays at his detainment camp
http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/events-images/a451_detainees_cuffed_with_panties_2050081722-18586.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:08 AM
tsa needs our help
http://www.redcross.ie/var/corporate_site/storage/images/media/images/how_to_help/appeals/african_floods_uganda/6602-2-eng-GB/african_floods_uganda_medium.jpg
General wise likes playing pinyata during Gitmo birthday parties cause it hides the tears
http://www.thewe.cc/thewei/_/images_3/us_terror_state___/detainee.jpe
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:10 AM
TSA interest lie directly in opposition to what this thread is trying to do.
http://www.un.org/ecosocdev/geninfo/afrec/vol20no2/aids-battle.jpg
with condoms
General Wise shivers when they play Walk It Out in the club
http://watch.windsofchange.net/pics/I5628-2004May05.JPG
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:12 AM
General Wise look forward to Peek-a-Boo Tuesdays at his detainment camp
http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/events-images/a451_detainees_cuffed_with_panties_2050081722-18586.jpg
:clap::yes::clap:
http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/horse1/img/ethiopians.jpg
General Wise would do anything for a Digi Snack
http://www.thewe.cc/thewei/&/&/images4/torture/naked_detainee.jpe
RzaRectum
05-08-2008, 01:13 AM
L:lmao:L TSA is like the Black Zorro battlin' two niggaz at once.
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Cowboy/ftp-zorroswordclose.JPG
Heyzues has post war syndrome when U-god goes "Eyes clusty wet, butt nekked with my dick out"
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/iraq-dog.gif
http://www.25idl.army.mil/deployment/OIF%20Iraq/Deployment/Big/OIF%20Feb01_2005%202nd%20BCT050129-A-8804K-009.jpg
"8......9...10......ready or not here i come!"
Kids raise their hands when Skampoe gets on the jumping board
http://members.cscoms.com/~suwat/poster/free_willy-1.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:18 AM
Hey guys, i am trying to have a super serious discussion here.
BTW TSA, wtf does "no dey show for face" mean?
http://www.nigeriamasterweb.com/7mbebe/NigeriaAidsAd.jpg
Even Emmanuel got picked for dodgeball over skampoe
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/twistedcolon/retarded-handicap_www-txt2pic-com.jpg
http://fitsnews.wordpress.com/files/2007/08/fat-ass.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:21 AM
tsa is mad cuz he cant go on one saffary wit out havin one of his cousins lookin back at him!
http://www.kusafiri.net/images/ethiopia/omo_ugly250.jpg
Hey guys, i am trying to have a super serious discussion here.
BTW TSA, wtf does "no dey show for face" mean?
http://www.nigeriamasterweb.com/7mbebe/NigeriaAidsAd.jpg
No dey show for face = Hard to detect/ unseeable
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:24 AM
TSA envisions a day when a person is judge not by the holes of one's nostril, but the amount of effort they put into Wu-Tang Corp.
http://jj.am/gallery/d/42926-2/internetsXD.jpg
If you throw bread crumbs at the park all the afgans swoop in
http://www.4strugglemag.org/images/colour%20detainees%20.jpg
General Wise feeds on insects and has an average litter of 7
http://www.neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/KSMohammed.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:28 AM
http://i26.tinypic.com/15fndlh.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:31 AM
The girls in Nigeria laughed at TSA's Nebraskan accent.
http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/jpeg/nigeria008.jpg
"Dey Has Nose Be Big"
AHHAhahaAAHAHAHHHAHH
General wise is looking for love, not cheap pussy.
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/skampoe2-1.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:33 AM
Nigerians dress sharp no matter the occasion.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/26/world/27nigeria.xlarge1.jpg
"Dey Oil Is Kabuuumm"
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:34 AM
http://men.style.com/images/gq/features/020107/GQfeature6v.jpg
The girls in Nigeria laughed at TSA's Nebraskan accent.
http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/jpeg/nigeria008.jpg
"Dey Has Nose Be Big"
AHAHAHAhahahAHH!!! LOL AT HEYZUES'S BROKEN! It's "His nose dey big" but i respect your use of relevance.
General Wise wanted to be an olympic swimmer
http://english.people.com.cn/200405/21/images/0520112.jpg
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07u2axe27UfK4/610x.jpg
before herpes
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:37 AM
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/14/terror_main_wideweb__470x338,0.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:37 AM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/24/world/24nigeria.600.1.jpg
"Please nigga don't shoot, I planning on making a hilarious thread next week in General Chat."
http://thecenturyfoundation.typepad.com/aw/images/2007/07/09/tomperriello.jpg
Heyzues changed after Gitmo
http://gay_blog.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/HGAY-745258.jpg
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:40 AM
http://www.ynetnews.com/PicServer2/20022007/1089062/pl888shar05_wa&91;2&93;.jpg
wow, i've only recently gone back and read, and i can firmly say
1. Heyzues is mad
2. Heyzues is not a funny human being
3. Heyzues is embarassing himself trying to compete
JehovAllah
05-08-2008, 01:41 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/picture_gallery/07/africa_sudan0s_slave_voices/img/7.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:44 AM
TSA just won't give up.
http://jj.am/gallery/d/28715-1/stillwantschicken.jpg
Heyzues's limp wrist made martyrdom the only option
http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/january132008/opium_afghan_man_2.jpg
The afgan army dropped missles on Pakistan in the summer of 88
http://www.hapner.com/images/First%20Afghan%20missile.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:48 AM
TSA hates condoms.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_Im3_DDT_eKc/R0Kt5PrNVOI/AAAAAAAAAgg/u_8QNbKswV8/s400/Nigerian+Man+Caught+Having+Sex+With+A+Goat.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:51 AM
http://jj.am/gallery/d/28663-1/interwhat.jpg
"Where did General Wise find that pic?"
General Wise stacks more then Skampoe
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2004-05/12508938.jpg
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:54 AM
http://bp1.blogger.com/_Im3_DDT_eKc/R0Kt5PrNVOI/AAAAAAAAAgg/u_8QNbKswV8/s400/Nigerian+Man+Caught+Having+Sex+With+A+Goat.jpg
repost for emphasis.
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 01:57 AM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m288/snopesphoto/61%20-%20Before%20there%20was%20Snopes/NigerianScammer.jpg
General Wise thanks the nigerian people for their help in scamming the British.
GENERAL WISE
05-08-2008, 02:04 AM
So Wise, if a woman or man can't have kids due to whatever reason (low count, hysterectomy etc..) do you think they shouldn't have sex?
Basically.
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