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MAYOR QUIMBY
05-09-2008, 10:42 PM
I am a pathetic tool when it comes to women, so much so that i will freeze up if a female will just look at me. I have actually been pondering on whether or not to have sexual intercourse with a hooker. I can't take it anymore!! Is this a good idea? Anyone ever wonder about it, or has anyone here done it before?

I could care less about the morality, it's the STDs that are the only thing stopping me from doing it...

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 10:47 PM
yes, plenty of them, crack whores specially!

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-09-2008, 10:47 PM
^Any advice?

JerseyIronman
05-09-2008, 10:49 PM
I am a pathetic tool when it comes to women, so much so that i will freeze up if a female will just look at me.

lol

you just need some confidence man

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 10:50 PM
never pay more than fifty, dont kissem in the mouth, and use a condom, n dont tell any one and never never ever let ur cousin vido tape u cuz he will black male u later trust

TheWolf
05-09-2008, 10:50 PM
Never have and never will.

If I was that desperate I'd rather just go out and fuck some ugly girl than pay for it.

As for freezing up in front of women, I smell bullshit? the people on here who cant talk to women are probabaly the ones talking about all the ho's they fuck.

Blackula Spectacula
05-09-2008, 10:51 PM
You should stop asking for advice on a Wutang forum and get some real life friends who have better luck with women to give you advice .. thats my advice to you.

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 10:53 PM
@ da lesboe
when was da last time u were tucked away in sum snappy nappy dug out?

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-09-2008, 10:53 PM
never pay more than fifty, dont kissem in the mouth, and use a condom, n dont tell any one and never never ever let ur cousin vido tape u cuz he will black male u later trust
Rofl, great advice!

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 10:54 PM
I am a pathetic tool when it comes to women, so much so that i will freeze up if a female will just look at me. I have actually been pondering on whether or not to have sexual intercourse with a hooker. I can't take it anymore!! Is this a good idea? Anyone ever wonder about it, or has anyone here done it before?

I could care less about the morality, it's the STDs that are the only thing stopping me from doing it...
dude, u can always get an excort escort w.e nameen i hear dem hoes is expensive, but they fuck nontheless



peace

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-09-2008, 10:55 PM
@ da lesboe
when was da last time u were tucked away in sum snappy nappy dug out?
Last summer,,almost exactly a year ago,,and i am 22 with the sex drive of an adult male horse!

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 10:56 PM
http://x-images2.bangbros.com/assparade/shoots/ap4246/bangbros/big1.jpg

just cuz i feel duh need to hetero this beee hotch!!


http://x-images2.bangbros.com/assparade/shoots/ap4246/bangbros/big5.jpg

JerseyIronman
05-09-2008, 10:56 PM
never pay more than fifty, dont kissem in the mouth, and use a condom, n dont tell any one and never never ever let ur cousin vido tape u cuz he will black male u later trust

words of wizdom from skamp

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-09-2008, 10:57 PM
never pay more than fifty, dont kissem in the mouth, and use a condom, n dont tell any one and never never ever let ur cousin vido tape u cuz he will black male u later trust

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha.

Nice to see you bumping the sig again Skamp.

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-09-2008, 10:57 PM
You should stop asking for advice on a Wutang forum and get some real life friends
All my friends except one are in the same predicament as me. And that one just knocked up his bitch.

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-09-2008, 10:58 PM
I thought you said the ladies love your hair?

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 11:00 PM
Last summer,,almost exactly a year ago,,and i am 22 with the sex drive of an adult male horse!
not u fag! blackula!

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-09-2008, 11:00 PM
^ haha, my bad, Skampy...

TheWolf
05-09-2008, 11:02 PM
When I'm ever going through a dry patch with the pussy, I just break out this suit. Never fails, never fails.

http://www.completelybonkers.co.uk/images/smi2%20pimp%20purple.jpg

*blackula starts to think she made the wrong choice*

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-09-2008, 11:02 PM
blow jobs only

You wanna make it clear that aint an offer to Les.

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 11:02 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha.

Nice to see you bumping the sig again Skamp.
yeah yo ah love dat shit, 1

^ haha, my bad, Skampy...
lol cool

AcidPhosphate69
05-09-2008, 11:02 PM
Fuck it. Smash on a hooker. I'd do it if I was in your spot. But seriously, Skamp is right...no kissing, wrap that shit, and don't fucking tell anybody cuz the one chick that would dig you would end up hearing about that shit somehow and girls do not dig hookers.

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-09-2008, 11:04 PM
^Thank you strange death-metal guy!

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 11:05 PM
When I'm ever going through a dry patch with the pussy, I just break out this suit. Never fails, never fails.

http://www.completelybonkers.co.uk/images/smi2%20pimp%20purple.jpg

*blackula starts to think she made the wrong choice*
stop wearin ur boy friends clothes ahahahah




stylemasters

TheWolf
05-09-2008, 11:11 PM
Yo Skamp, did your mum buy you this t-shirt??

http://euroross.blogspot.com/Fat%20and%20Smoking.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 11:24 PM
nah, she bought me this out fit!

http://www.mbrfc.com/images/NewCastle%202004/images/Newcastle%20fatty.jpg

TheWolf
05-09-2008, 11:25 PM
hahahahahahahahaha

Not that is a sportsman.

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-09-2008, 11:27 PM
Funny thing is, if you hover the mouse pointer over the pic of him it says "Click here to see a large version"

Hahgahahahahahahahah.

SKAMPOE
05-09-2008, 11:29 PM
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DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

KERZO
05-10-2008, 07:55 AM
with a sister like yours les, you could surely get a chick, get your sis to introduce to some girls and don't be scared to chat with them.

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-10-2008, 12:51 PM
^^My sis is 4 years older than i am and all her friends are already married. It's cool, i'll get myself a hooker this summer. My friends did it, they said the bitchs' breath smelled like cigarettes.

LyriCipher
05-10-2008, 12:55 PM
...they said the bitchs' breath smelled like cigarettes.

better that than semen

Da Ryda
05-10-2008, 01:01 PM
Don't!

Why? Because it's your first time. After you "pop that cherry" maybe yeah but as of now, don't. You'll thank me later

LORD ZERO
05-10-2008, 01:36 PM
^^My sis is 4 years older than i am and all her friends are already married.

AND THAT STOPS YOU?! LOL

IrOnMaN
05-10-2008, 02:07 PM
Personally, I don't see a problem with it. If you're going to do it, always keep your guard up and stay on the low. It's best to do it at night because no one will reconize you.

The way I see it, pussy and head is not free.

HANZO
05-10-2008, 02:32 PM
well i do it from time to time. like i remember on my 16th birthday, my bro took me to a brothel. like that was my initiation. i dnt mind fukin hookers, but like i aint paying over 50. like Skamp said, do not kiss them. and dnt do what one of my friends did, and lick them out. jus no. fuk em and thats it.

all the time though, after you do it you pass a period of days where you think you got aids. fukin a hooker aint a big deal.

6 Chambaz
05-10-2008, 02:34 PM
all the time though, after you do it you pass a period of days where you think you got aids. fukin a hooker aint a big deal.
Isn't that what condoms are for ???

HANZO
05-10-2008, 02:36 PM
Isn't that what condoms are for ???

yeah. but you kno its the paranoia of things.

ERN-DAWGY
05-10-2008, 04:04 PM
yeah. but you kno its the paranoia of things.

lol yeah paranoia is a bitch, the other month i fucked two strippers in the same club n i felt so shitty the next day all like I hope I aint catch nothing i hope i aint catch nothing, so went to the doc, i was fine ...phew....

ERN-DAWGY
05-10-2008, 04:05 PM
ps gettin checked for a guy is the worst ever.....lets just leave it at that

FatherSl!me
05-10-2008, 04:15 PM
HAHAHA!^^
http://jj.am/gallery/d/32181-1/AIDSputo.jpg

11th Chamber
05-10-2008, 04:34 PM
I am a pathetic tool when it comes to women, so much so that i will freeze up if a female will just look at me. I have actually been pondering on whether or not to have sexual intercourse with a hooker. I can't take it anymore!! Is this a good idea? Anyone ever wonder about it, or has anyone here done it before?

I could care less about the morality, it's the STDs that are the only thing stopping me from doing it...

this cat is too much

IrOnMaN
05-10-2008, 05:09 PM
lol yeah paranoia is a bitch, the other month i fucked two strippers in the same club n i felt so shitty the next day all like I hope I aint catch nothing i hope i aint catch nothing, so went to the doc, i was fine ...phew....

I have a question. Did you have to pay the strippers to fuck them?

hectis
05-10-2008, 05:17 PM
nope

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 05:18 PM
Some guys I know were out for a friends birthday back when they were at school and they thought they'd treat the paralytic birthday boy by taking him to a brothel and paying for him to get a bj. They took him in some random seedy place and he was shown up some stairs, passing a man coming down the stairs as he went into the room at the top. One of the guys waiting asked the guy coming out "Was it good?" and he replied "Yeah, if you like getting done up the arse by a 6 foot black transsexual"!!! To make matters worse they apparently told everyone in their school what had happened the next day!

Knowing my friends did this, I make sure I never get that drunk when I'm out with them.

hectis
05-10-2008, 05:24 PM
wtf that is some fucked up shit

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 05:25 PM
Apparently he was so fucked up, that he got a bj and left without even knowing it was a bloke!

He knew the next day though!

hectis
05-10-2008, 05:27 PM
yo friends can be fucked up

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 05:29 PM
Haha yeah. They were only like 16 at the time, I don't think they'd do it now. Actually, they probably would.

SKAMPOE
05-10-2008, 05:30 PM
when i was doin da dan thing, i use to have mad clientale at the local strip joints round here, n need less to say i traded duh gurb for som dome ahahahahah



true story,



my cousin '' father time'',
we went to this strip joint n got fucked up, n he got a lap dance n while da bitch is grindin on him he dug in her purse n got dat bitch for over 3 hunnit bucks ahahahaha for a 20 dollar lap dance.. dat was da greatest investment ever ahahah


peace to my nigga father time!

hectis
05-10-2008, 05:31 PM
when i was doin da dan thing, i use to have mad clientale at the local strip joints round here, n need less to say i traded duh gurb for som dome ahahahahah



true story,



my cousin '' father time'',
we went to this strip joint n got fucked up, n he got a lap dance n while da bitch is grindin on him he dug in her purse n got dat bitch for over 3 hunnit bucks ahahahaha for a 20 dollar lap dance.. dat was da greatest investment ever ahahah


peace to my nigga father time!

haahahahha I bet she was mad

IrOnMaN
05-10-2008, 07:11 PM
when i was doin da dan thing, i use to have mad clientale at the local strip joints round here, n need less to say i traded duh gurb for som dome ahahahahah



true story,



my cousin '' father time'',
we went to this strip joint n got fucked up, n he got a lap dance n while da bitch is grindin on him he dug in her purse n got dat bitch for over 3 hunnit bucks ahahahaha for a 20 dollar lap dance.. dat was da greatest investment ever ahahah


peace to my nigga father time!

He was wrong for doing that.

HANZO
05-10-2008, 07:17 PM
true story,



my cousin '' father time'',
we went to this strip joint n got fucked up, n he got a lap dance n while da bitch is grindin on him he dug in her purse n got dat bitch for over 3 hunnit bucks ahahahaha for a 20 dollar lap dance.. dat was da greatest investment ever ahahah


peace to my nigga father time!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa. he must move like a fukin ninja.

hectis
05-10-2008, 07:21 PM
or she must be really dumb

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-10-2008, 07:38 PM
http://fe-mail.gr/media/Image/greece_europe_world/2007/10/kasikorn/thaibargirls.jpg

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 07:46 PM
I remember being in a club in Bangkok and this little Thai bird starts dancing with my mate. She leans over and says to him in a really chirpy voice "You ever have sex with Thai lady?", he replied "No" to which she replied "Sex with Thai lady cost 2,000 baht".

Guarded By Martyrs
05-10-2008, 07:53 PM
How much is that^ ???

Some guys I know were out for a friends birthday back when they were at school and they thought they'd treat the paralytic birthday boy by taking him to a brothel and paying for him to get a bj. They took him in some random seedy place and he was shown up some stairs, passing a man coming down the stairs as he went into the room at the top. One of the guys waiting asked the guy coming out "Was it good?" and he replied "Yeah, if you like getting done up the arse by a 6 foot black transsexual"!!! To make matters worse they apparently told everyone in their school what had happened the next day!

Knowing my friends did this, I make sure I never get that drunk when I'm out with them.

Hahahaha...
I know this dude who pulled this fit bird and when they got back to his place
He started getting a BJ and the thought to himself...

"This Is The Best Blow-Job I Have Ever Had...Damn This Chick Is Good......
A Bit Too Good....Hey...Your A Man Aren't You" ?

"She" replied...

"You Want Me To Stop" ?

"No...Your Alright"

And on they procceded !!!!!!!
Now THAT is fucked up !!!!!!!!!

He said if I diddn't ask I would have wondered...she...sorry he was hot.

Hahahaha...
Fucked up shit.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-10-2008, 07:55 PM
I remember being in a club in Bangkok and this little Thai bird starts dancing with my mate. She leans over and says to him in a really chirpy voice "You ever have sex with Thai lady?", he replied "No" to which she replied "Sex with Thai lady cost 2,000 baht".

Nice story..:yes:

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 07:56 PM
It's a lovely but weird country.

SKAMPOE
05-10-2008, 08:21 PM
about a year ago me n my gurl n a bunch of other hoes including the owner of this company i use to work for went to the club n she paid for every thing wit her credit card, we got fucked up but she kept sendin me to get duh drinks at the bar, so long story short i made 2 '100 dollar cash back transactionz wit her shit plus i manage to get in her pockets n get anotha 74 bucks n a cell fone,
@ da end of the night when i was dragin her to her car cuz she got fucked up ''felt on da boobies too''
any way
while i was handling that my gurls was workin da dance floor bumpin into mu fuckaz snatchin chains, bracelets, cell fones of their belt clips n shit
aw man we came off dat nite!
ahah true story yoo!

EAGLE EYE
05-10-2008, 08:23 PM
You sound like the Boricuan Bonnie and Clydes!!!



LMAO skampette

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 08:29 PM
about a year ago me n my gurl n a bunch of other hoes including the owner of this company i use to work for went to the club n she paid for every thing wit her credit card, we got fucked up but she kept sendin me to get duh drinks at the bar, so long story short i made 2 '100 dollar cash back transactionz wit her shit plus i manage to get in her pockets n get anotha 74 bucks n a cell fone,
@ da end of the night when i was dragin her to her car cuz she got fucked up ''felt on da boobies too''
any way
while i was handling that my gurls was workin da dance floor bumpin into mu fuckaz snatchin chains, bracelets, cell fones of their belt clips n shit
aw man we came off dat nite!
ahah true story yoo!

So you rob then sexually assault women?

SKAMPOE
05-10-2008, 08:37 PM
stfu no! ^

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 08:39 PM
But you said you took all her money and her phone and then felt up her titties while she was too intoxicated to know what was going on. What part of that isn't robbery then sexual assault?

eVoL
05-10-2008, 08:40 PM
spinx how old are u

SKAMPOE
05-10-2008, 08:42 PM
wow this nigga sound like a cop! spinx r u a cop? u have to tell me u know!

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 08:42 PM
I'm not a cop, I just don't get down with robbing and groping semi conscious women.

evol - why do you wanna know how old I am?

eVoL
05-10-2008, 08:45 PM
I'm not a cop, I just don't get down with robbing and groping semi conscious women.

evol - why do you wanna know how old I am?

i DO NOT want to hear that shit

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 08:46 PM
What the fuck are you talking about?

SKAMPOE
05-10-2008, 08:48 PM
spinx, fuck that all seeing eye in ya sig dook

eVoL
05-10-2008, 08:49 PM
he rather watch anime and listen to geek rap than feel up on tipsy bitches

Guarded By Martyrs
05-10-2008, 08:51 PM
spinx, fuck that all seeing eye in ya sig dook

Hahahaha...
I'm high and everywhere I go I see that Nine-Tailed Fox !!!!!
It's making me dizzy !!!!!

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 08:52 PM
I feel so bad right now cos I'm not a nonse. Lemme guess evol - by 30 you'll be hitting the bars with a bottle of chloroform and a rag.

SKAMPOE
05-10-2008, 08:52 PM
about a year ago me n my gurl n a bunch of other hoes including the owner of this company i use to work for went to the club n she paid for every thing wit her credit card, we got fucked up but she kept sendin me to get duh drinks at the bar, so long story short i made 2 '100 dollar cash back transactionz wit her shit plus i manage to get in her pockets n get anotha 74 bucks n a cell fone,
@ da end of the night when i was dragin her to her car cuz she got fucked up ''felt on da boobies too''
any way
while i was handling that my gurls was workin da dance floor bumpin into mu fuckaz snatchin chains, bracelets, cell fones of their belt clips n shit
aw man we came off dat nite!
ahah true story yoo!

@ duh wu corp narc killin ma fuckin high!


let me clearify this real quick ^ this story is just a long story short, there has been alot of specifics left out to protect duh guilty,
matter fact its a lie officer
i just made it up officer!

eVoL
05-10-2008, 08:56 PM
I feel so bad right now cos I'm not a nonse. Lemme guess evol - by 30 you'll be hitting the bars with a bottle of chloroform and a rag.
no but thats a nifty idea

SKAMPOE
05-10-2008, 08:58 PM
da fuck is cloroform?


stop tryna come on to me fag









aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa

LuckyTheWonderDog
05-10-2008, 09:00 PM
It's the shit evol's dad used to knock out his momma before dragging her down an alley and creating the wonder that is evol.

SKAMPOE
05-10-2008, 09:01 PM
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha

MAYOR QUIMBY
05-10-2008, 10:00 PM
Whats the most you would ever pay for puss?

IrOnMaN
05-11-2008, 10:15 AM
about a year ago me n my gurl n a bunch of other hoes including the owner of this company i use to work for went to the club n she paid for every thing wit her credit card, we got fucked up but she kept sendin me to get duh drinks at the bar, so long story short i made 2 '100 dollar cash back transactionz wit her shit plus i manage to get in her pockets n get anotha 74 bucks n a cell fone,
@ da end of the night when i was dragin her to her car cuz she got fucked up ''felt on da boobies too''
any way
while i was handling that my gurls was workin da dance floor bumpin into mu fuckaz snatchin chains, bracelets, cell fones of their belt clips n shit
aw man we came off dat nite!
ahah true story yoo!

What real man would steal from a woman?

VZA
05-11-2008, 10:16 AM
Whats the most you would ever pay for puss?

Surely that depends?

FatherSl!me
05-11-2008, 10:47 AM
when i was doin da dan thing, i use to have mad clientale at the local strip joints round here, n need less to say i traded duh gurb for som dome ahahahahah



true story,



my cousin '' father time'',
we went to this strip joint n got fucked up, n he got a lap dance n while da bitch is grindin on him he dug in her purse n got dat bitch for over 3 hunnit bucks ahahahaha for a 20 dollar lap dance.. dat was da greatest investment ever ahahah


peace to my nigga father time!


HAHAHAHA! dam dat was a long time ago. it was a little different than dat but ill spare the details. lets just say that scandaleous whore got what she deserved
haahahahha I bet she was mad
yeah i wasnt tryin to find out neither lol
He was wrong for doing that.
ill be sure to confess that next time i go to church:)9:(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa. he must move like a fukin ninja.
hell yeah. i got up & got the fuck up outta there quick

Fatal Guillotine
05-11-2008, 11:50 AM
man just try striking up a conversattion. its all about vibing for example: let say's you got on a nice watch and a female sees it and says "hey, thats a nice watch" and reponse to her compliment.....dont be a square and say "uh...thanks" respond..."with a question,"so you like watches? whats your favorite brand?......and it doesn't have to be solely on watches, lol. it could be about anything sports, shoes, clothes,etc. Always start with a question then compliment. Stop being a wuss and DO IT.

Fatal Guillotine
05-11-2008, 11:52 AM
you can also start by losing that haircut!!!!

EAGLE EYE
05-11-2008, 11:58 AM
so basically skampoe is not only creepy in general, but hes a fat stealing boricuan prick who sexually assaults women and steals out of purses


and your trashy wife with the gap teeth assists you in the process?



*golf clap*


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42115000/jpg/_42115210_europewags416.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-11-2008, 12:02 PM
im curious of what jigsaw does to make his ends besides putting his thumb in butts at highway rest stops?

SKAMPOE
05-11-2008, 12:38 PM
What real man would steal from a woman?
not just any woman, a whoight woman, grafted whore!

so basically skampoe is not only creepy in general, but hes a fat stealing boricuan prick who sexually assaults women and steals out of purses


and your trashy wife with the gap teeth assists you in the process?



*golf clap*


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42115000/jpg/_42115210_europewags416.jpg


http://i28.tinypic.com/xp0e1g.jpg

EAGLE EYE
05-11-2008, 12:39 PM
Cant answer can you fat man?




im going to work...

SKAMPOE
05-11-2008, 12:42 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/js25gw.jpg