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JASPER
05-11-2008, 05:04 PM
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think
it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down
every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books
and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I
talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get
it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.







































































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Olive Oil Goombah
05-11-2008, 07:15 PM
good song, heard it on the radio abouta month ago. I remember the video was on a beavis and butthead episode.

NIGHT MAYOR
05-12-2008, 01:20 AM
the song is realy about cell phones, and how they become that important to you, loosing it at a party - finding it being sold on the side of the road. tell your friends

GENERAL WISE
05-12-2008, 01:28 AM
Jasper is not focused anymore.

TSA
05-12-2008, 02:18 AM
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Mad_Ahmadinejad.jpg

GENERAL WISE
05-12-2008, 02:50 AM
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Mad_Ahmadinejad.jpg


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