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VZA
05-14-2008, 06:09 PM
I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way first.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting a nice big pension.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Sicka than aidZ
05-14-2008, 06:15 PM
dude the hopes an dreams forum is that-a-way lil man....quit posting like a queer

VZA
05-14-2008, 06:19 PM
Shutup you gay. That is a brilliant idea and you know it.

Imagine being an orgasm. WOW.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-14-2008, 06:20 PM
Imagine being an orgasm. WOW.

Im not gonna lie, that was pretty deep.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-14-2008, 06:22 PM
dude the hopes an dreams forum is that-a-way lil man....quit posting like a queer


The Semi-Literate Redskin Crybaby Forum is that-a-way------->

TheWolf
05-14-2008, 06:24 PM
When Sicka finds out what an orgasm feels like, he'll soon change his mind on this thread.

6 Chambaz
05-14-2008, 06:27 PM
When Sicka finds out what an orgasm feels like, he'll soon change his mind on this thread.
sonned.

Sicka than aidZ
05-14-2008, 06:34 PM
who told yall that that post of dan'ss was funny?? oh wait...nevermind, it wasnt

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-14-2008, 06:38 PM
who told yall that that post of dan'ss was funny?? oh wait...nevermind, it wasnt

Can you teach me how to be funny and cool, Sicka?

Please?

I'll give you 2 strings of beads and some dried bison-skins if you help...

6 Chambaz
05-14-2008, 06:49 PM
who told yall that that post of dan'ss was funny?? oh wait...nevermind, it wasnt
it was short, simple and funny and straight to the point

Sicka than aidZ
05-14-2008, 06:50 PM
okay, let me show u around wucorp for a day dan. wont help u none,....oh wait...u already follow me around wucorp every day failing miserably

so i gots to say no bro, sorry

2L8Lit da croatianMC
05-14-2008, 11:52 PM
I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way first.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting a nice big pension.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

i really messed up ya head... careful not to fall on ya head when u become a baby nex life!take care