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TSA
05-16-2008, 01:24 AM
so im in the search for a long lost, epic, epic, epic porno

there's these 2 guys in a space ship (eloel, nohom:nonono:z), a fat ron jeremy lookin sumabitch, and a skin inferior looking white kid. then the fat one screams

"HEEEDD TO OBLIVIOONNNNN!! WAAAHAAHAAAHHAAA!"
then the white guy says some shit i don't remember
and theres all these space shit sci fi sounds and music in the back ground

then these 2 chicks are there having sex with them all of a sudden, one had HORRIBLE..HORRIBLE....fake tits, looking like fucking volleyballs in a walmart bag

but the wierd this is the fat guy that screams HEEDD TO OVVVLIVVIOONNN is the only one really getting the pussy, the skin white guy spends 80% of the porno jacking off in the corner with his eyes closed



anyways yeah, at the end(i guess) the fat one goes
"VINCENT! YEA YOU, VINCENT! LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY GOT LAID!"
then "vincent" goes "well Prongk, it looks like you finally won"
then Prongk goes "But wait THERES MORE! MUCH MORE! Waaaaaaaaaa-Ha-Ha-Ha-HA
then vincent, in an eerie submissive voice goes, "light speed"

and it fades to black





anybody every seen this? i saw it when i was in middle school and never forgot it cause it was that bitchin fly. If someone could up it they'll forever be an internet hero

Dick Cheney
05-16-2008, 01:26 AM
Did it include aliens that fucked with their noses?
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TSA
05-16-2008, 01:31 AM
no, just that, it was on a VHS compilation of pornos
there was one where a dude with a pony tail was dinkin this chick at a store
then all of a sudden it zooms out and you notice faintly in the background, a ponytailed arabic guy peaking through the next isle and staring all dead seriously

Crackhead Bob
05-16-2008, 02:04 AM
but the wierd this is the fat guy that screams HEEDD TO OVVVLIVVIOONNN is the only one really getting the pussy, the skin white guy spends 80% of the porno jacking off in the corner with his eyes closed





You just want to see the guy jerking off in the corner right? In the future try forming cognitive sentences so I understand what your intentions are, because from what you wrote, it seems like you just are looking for a guy jerking off. I'm not calling you out, because we all know you are gay already, I'm just saying.....a little clarity would help.

TSA
05-16-2008, 02:20 AM
*plops brolic boner on beautiful's shoulder*

that was predictable

*Blows boner globs on his sleeveless t-shirt*
























































































*doesn't call in the morning*

Crackhead Bob
05-16-2008, 02:40 AM
*plops brolic boner on beautiful's shoulder*

that was predictable

*Blows boner globs on his sleeveless t-shirt*
























































































*doesn't call in the morning*

Reverse psychology only works on 4 year olds.....












































Bait ignored





































Insult and thread failed.

TSA
05-16-2008, 02:42 AM
*licks earlobe*
continue..

KERZO
05-16-2008, 02:56 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d31/Fermex/Other%20Pics/1188096596016.gif

Cooley this shit :^O^

LORD NOSE
05-16-2008, 03:14 AM
wow - i don't even have to take him off of niggnore to see the bullshit he's writing

THE W
05-16-2008, 09:31 AM
pronos with envolved plots automatically suck.

TSA
05-16-2008, 11:51 AM
^word, and if you laugh while busting a nut it feel weird
not pleasant wierd

and porn storylines are a laugh feast

SKAMPOE
05-16-2008, 12:16 PM
You just want to see the guy jerking off in the corner right? In the future try forming cognitive sentences so I understand what your intentions are, because from what you wrote, it seems like you just are looking for a guy jerking off. I'm not calling you out, because we all know you are gay already, I'm just saying.....a little clarity would help.
wahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST PEEPED UR SIG U FUCKIN GAYLORD, TAKE MA NAME OF YA SIG U FUCKIN FRUITBAT!

SKAMPOE
05-16-2008, 12:21 PM
pronos with envolved plots automatically suck.
TRUE, EXEPT ''EMANUELLE IN SPACE''. I USE TO WATCH THAT AS A YOUNG YOOF ON CINEMAX, I SPENT MAD HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYNA BREAK UP FIGHTS BETWEEN MY HAND AND MA COCK!

TSA
05-16-2008, 12:56 PM
AHAHHAAHAhaAHAHahhaaHAHAahahaAHAHAHHAHAHAhaAHAH!!! !!!!









































http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1163/537956130_82d6093338.jpg?v=0

HarlemDiplomat
05-20-2008, 12:33 AM
TRUE, EXEPT ''EMANUELLE IN SPACE''. I USE TO WATCH THAT AS A YOUNG YOOF ON CINEMAX, I SPENT MAD HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYNA BREAK UP FIGHTS BETWEEN MY HAND AND MA COCK!

LOL!!! Yeah I remember that, Cinemax had the late night softcore porns. They also had Emmanuelle 2000: Intimate Encounters... muthafucker had a whole mini series at one point.

TSA
05-20-2008, 12:56 AM
AAHAhaAHAaH! i missed out

LyriCipher
05-20-2008, 11:51 AM
scrambled cinemax got me thru many a lonely 15 year old nights

VZA
05-20-2008, 11:58 AM
this fucking norway threadz thing is getting way out of hand.