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TSA
06-08-2008, 06:53 PM
must have clicked the wrong button

high allah posts:
funny comment-it must be timely and relevant. if you are trying too hard to be funny, it will show.

go out of your way to insult someone- lets face it, wucorp is a contest to see how elaborately we can call eachother gay. so gey silley

http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d5/unsecured/media/301939184/301939184_1432820445_4b9255f6e8db2361924b58de0c5d1 59de7fe4a5a.jpg

^notice how Silley this niggas getting?...just be way silleyier then that.


hilarious thread- Skampoes Post Your Assholes is a prime example. then you click on it and there's this tiny little asshole stare'n back at ya.

Whore slangs- slang whoring and vocabulary igoring is quite the GeeOhDee investment. Tony Banana gets Geeohdeez everytime someone goes ONGH, Skampoe everytime some one cums thru wif duh heat, and blackula everytime someone gets Hep. B shots.


neg geeohdee posts:

queefing- Farting out of your pussy is fucking retarded. It's a quick way to lose GeeOhDees, faggot.

homosexuality- unless your really funny about it, like cyber raping Beautifulrock in his fit of rage or posting your asshole


Being a douche- don't be a douche

Dick Riding- don't do it

Dick worship- don't do it (ex sicka to style after the rape)

Getting Ethered- Yup

Getting mad- yup

Being a fuckin corn- Hitting on new wimmenz gayly like NickyTouch, making TonyBandanna/Sicka/Technician level comebacks, getting emotional, being a fuckin shrimp

The Grandmaster
06-08-2008, 06:57 PM
Thanks a lot for this awesome and helpful guide!

JerseyIronman
06-08-2008, 07:24 PM
any geeohdeez pts for having ice cold swag?

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
06-08-2008, 07:43 PM
TSA and The Grandmaster iz the same person..Funny

Edgar Erebus
06-08-2008, 07:45 PM
Topic #1 disappointed me with this one. I expected more from him. Now we only have a Stylemaster bandwagon jumping with much less flair.

Tony Bandana
06-08-2008, 08:58 PM
whoz dat Lil John ugly ass mutherfucker

this the dude the said Lil Wayne is the next Pac??

ONGH!

TSA
06-09-2008, 01:53 AM
any geeohdeez pts for having ice cold swag?
+5 Geeohdees for reminding me the importance of having an ice cold swag

TSA
06-09-2008, 01:54 AM
Topic #1 disappointed me with this one. I expected more from him. Now we only have a Stylemaster bandwagon jumping with much less flair.
rumor has it this dudes from serbia, elohel

Robert
06-09-2008, 01:59 AM
Peep the quotes in duh siggy - dis guy is from duh projects and keeps at least 6 girlfriends close by at all times.

TSA
06-09-2008, 02:04 AM
oh yeah, he's the niggas with 17 girlfriends and shit ahahahahahaahahhahahah!

AHAHAHAHAHHAhhaAH! I remember, he wasn't invited to the Wucorp Lake Party for wearing wool shorts AHAAHahhahaAHAHAHAHAHHA


http://www.bestcollegegirls.com/wp-content/images/springbreakuniversity/2/springbreakuniversity.jpg
BEEP! BEEP! WHO GOT DA KEES 2 DA JEEP! LLAAwZL!

Robert
06-09-2008, 02:13 AM
I'm from the projects (Serbia) and you have a small dick. No peace for the wicked.http://www.savekosova.org/images/Armed%20Serb%27s%20-%201.jpg
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

TSA
06-09-2008, 02:23 AM
http://web.ftc-i.net/~mumc/pix/loc4.JPG
"You Guys go on without me, i got 22 girlsfriends coming over"

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-09-2008, 02:31 AM
SlimT ain't from Serbia, u big dummies. Check your facts before speaking.




WTF is wrong with the Corp? I come here and see one of the best posters getting attacked by this idiots. And u guys lost, cuz he prolly won't even respond, this shit was too weak, uknowwhatImsayin?

RzaRectum
06-09-2008, 02:33 AM
http://web.ftc-i.net/~mumc/pix/loc4.JPG


"You Guys go on without me, i got 22 girlsfriends coming over"

:lmao:

Robert
06-09-2008, 02:35 AM
SlimT ain't from Serbia, u big dummies. Check your facts before speaking.




WTF is wrong with the Corp? I come here and see one of the best posters getting attacked by these idiots. And u guys lost, cuz he prolly won't even respond, this shit was too weak, uknowwhatImsayin?

Best posters? |(

I'm sure he's more then capable of sticking up for himself wera. Some of his quotes speak for themselves.

RzaRectum
06-09-2008, 02:36 AM
Whers / Wera .. Two different people (I think)

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-09-2008, 02:37 AM
I don't think u guys understand his internet swagger. He's fo' real :)


Whers / Wera .. Two different people (I think)

Yup, he fucked up.

Robert
06-09-2008, 02:43 AM
Whers / Wera .. Two different people (I think)

Haha, I was thinking to myself "why would whers say something so Norwegian?", I edited it almost straight away but I see you were quick.:)

Robert
06-09-2008, 02:44 AM
I don't think u guys understand his internet swagger. He's fo' real :)

That could almost go in the sig, I'll quote it just in case.

JASPER
06-09-2008, 06:15 AM
*rates thread one star*

TSA
06-09-2008, 11:18 AM
If they made a numeric value for "washed up" i would rate you that many stars of a poster

SlimT ain't from Serbia, u big dummies. Check your facts before speaking.




WTF is wrong with the Corp? I come here and see one of the best posters getting attacked by this idiots. And u guys lost, cuz he prolly won't even respond, this shit was too weak, uknowwhatImsayin?
wow, that was gay.
-8GeeOhDees for trying to save ah hoe

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-10-2008, 04:07 PM
^^^nobody cares what u think

TSA
06-10-2008, 04:38 PM
^didn't have Kswiss' in 1999

Ghost In The 'Lac
06-10-2008, 05:09 PM
http://web.ftc-i.net/%7Emumc/pix/loc4.JPG
"You Guys go on without me, i got 22 girlsfriends coming over"



oh boy....i had to quote that.....that had to live a little longer

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-11-2008, 01:55 AM
^didn't have Kswiss' in 1999

^^^^^^haven't got any pussy since.....ohhhh....sorry.

Animal Luff
06-11-2008, 07:08 AM
^^^^^^look who's talking, Ninjafaggot ;)



ne zamert Tjaž <3, ampak vseeno - grd si XDXDXDXDXDXD

TSA
06-11-2008, 10:25 AM
im start to notice Wera didn't have Kswiss in 1999.

i REALLY hope im just talking tho

Robert
06-11-2008, 10:59 AM
Wera didn't have a girlfriend till Slim T lent him one of his 15 FHM models.

Edgar Erebus
06-11-2008, 11:16 AM
I really like your sig, Robert. Honest, I do.



http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9218/bizmarkienyc1985350bs4.jpg

Robert
06-11-2008, 11:18 AM
Cool, I like yours as well? Is that your girlfriend?

Edgar Erebus
06-11-2008, 11:19 AM
One of those eight :cool:

:lmao::lmao:

Robert
06-11-2008, 11:24 AM
One of those eight :cool:

:lmao::lmao:

Hahaha! You're on to me.