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V4D3R
06-11-2008, 09:35 AM
Shit man - this shit be roaming in my house all the fuckin time and this has to be the only bug that creeps me the fuck out.

Post pics of some weird ass bugs or whatever.

One in my house.
http://i29.tinypic.com/m9mzv6.jpg

something about many many legs flying across the floor gets your attention when u chill and just smoke a fatty...

http://i27.tinypic.com/14qu6t.jpg
The tailless whipscorpion has leg span of 22 inches

http://i31.tinypic.com/2sb204w.jpg
Goliath Bird eating Tarantula.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rrb2mf.jpg
Sea Potato bug Bathynomus Giganteus

http://i32.tinypic.com/2iaanug.jpg
...

http://i30.tinypic.com/ws72vl.jpg

Black Man
06-11-2008, 09:44 AM
I don't know if this should be in this section........whatever.

I hate roaches....them things give me the heebee-jeebees.

Your first pic, I've seen those before, I don't like them but they ain't like roaches.

I also hate flies. Not them small ones, them big horse flies. When they fly you can actually hear that buzzing noise and see all the fur on their bodies...yuck. Shit's be flying slow...you can slap them out the air but when you hit them, yuck. Big ass fly smacking your hand feeling like a mammal instead of an insect.

That 4th pic you could've kept to youself. What the hell? That's some shit that'll have talking about aliens landed.

STYLE
06-11-2008, 09:58 AM
down here, our roaches fly

V4D3R
06-11-2008, 09:59 AM
^ that 4th one...it has a house cousin that lives with me to...they call them wood bugs - but they are actually crustaceans with gills n shit.

V4D3R
06-11-2008, 10:06 AM
down here, our roaches fly

Yo you just reminded me of a something that happened last summer. I was walking home from the store last summer and i seen this huge ass fucking cock-roach like they got in Jamaica. They call em duppy roach there ( dead people roach ) because they eat the flesh of dead humans.

We lived by a funeral home yo....

anyhow i grabbed this thing to scare my roommate at the time and after he saw that shit I took it back outside across the street walked back home and lit a spliff outside by the patio door.

It was dark - but the light was on and i suddenly heard this *thud *thud *thud thud noise on the house siding near the light then i heard something smack the concrete by my feet and it was that fuccin roach yo with it's huge ass red eyes and silver legs. The shit followed me home so I opened the door and grabbed a 9 iron...i flicked it to the next yard...while in the air the shit flew back at me - so i ducked like a mofo and decided

"Nah u aint gonna get flicked this time mofo....FOOOOOOOORRRREEEE."
I sent that shit flying and i dont think it died.


Found a pic - guess it's a water bug - in the roach fam.
http://i27.tinypic.com/2yls7is.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/mvg12r.jpg

Guarded By Martyrs
06-11-2008, 10:31 AM
One in my house.
http://i29.tinypic.com/m9mzv6.jpg


Allow that shit in your house...
That thing looks messed up !!!!!

Yo you just reminded me of a something that happened last summer. I was walking home from the store last summer and i seen this huge ass fucking cock-roach like they got in Jamaica. They call em duppy roach there ( dead people roach ) because they eat the flesh of dead humans.

We lived by a funeral home yo....

anyhow i grabbed this thing to scare my roommate at the time and after he saw that shit I took it back outside across the street walked back home and lit a spliff outside by the patio door.

It was dark - but the light was on and i suddenly heard this *thud *thud *thud thud noise on the house siding near the light then i heard something smack the concrete by my feet and it was that fuccin roach yo with it's huge ass red eyes and silver legs. The shit followed me home so I opened the door and grabbed a 9 iron...i flicked it to the next yard...while in the air the shit flew back at me - so i ducked like a mofo and decided

"Nah u aint gonna get flicked this time mofo....FOOOOOOOORRRREEEE."
I sent that shit flying and i dont think it died.


I remember when I was little comming back from the shop (it was cool back then)
And I saw this huge Beetle flying down the street.
That was the first time I ever saw one...I thought I had seen an alien !!!!

Hahahaha...The 9 Iron.
I swear a similar thing happened to me and a few of my mates...
We were in my garden blazing some bud (maybe they like the chronic ?)
And one of my mates was talking and then he just suddenly stopped...
We all just looked at his face and it was like he had seen a ghost !!!!
Then I could hear this faint flapping sound...
So I turned around to see what he was seeing...

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk173/whers1/StagBeetle.jpg

But obviously that shit was flying so this gives you an idea...

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk173/whers1/stag_beetle_2.jpg

I swear that thing was massive...
It was a clear blue sky and that thing was jet black...
Hahahaha...You have never seen 4 dudes move so swift in your life let me tell you.
Pulling guys back to get inside the house !!!!!!

V4D3R
06-11-2008, 10:45 AM
^^that thing looks like an insecticon...looks like it got a little stinger on the ass too.
Looks like it could snap a finger with them pincers.

Black Man
06-11-2008, 11:02 AM
Hellava story....flying roaches coming back for that ass. Winged insectocons with metallic like stingers.........the world isn't a safe place no'mo.

I know about them flying roaches....where I'm at, roaches are about the size of small rodents.

I saw this one pimp slap a possim for faking the funk.

TSA
06-11-2008, 11:08 AM
they have these see through lizards in nigeria that are as abudant there as ants are here

idk what they're called in english, but they're fuckin wierd

V4D3R
06-11-2008, 12:03 PM
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/800/sun-scorpion.jpg
Sun Scorpion/Camel Spider - look at the fangs on that shit.

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/1024/axolotl.jpg
Mexican Axolotl

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WTF

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Most insane cat in the world - been in solitary way too long lol.

Koolish
06-11-2008, 12:10 PM
One in my house.
http://i29.tinypic.com/m9mzv6.jpg


you have these too? i hate these fucking things. the nastiest bug i've ever seen, it's like a caterpillar on halloween or something. supposedly when you kill them or stomp on them purple blood comes out. really fucked up.

haha i just remembered this story from back in middle school. we were all sitting in music class like usual when someone screams "what the fuck is that!" and all you see is like a ten foot radius of people all jump back the exact same time and as that's happening all you see is this other guy with his foot already in the air come crashing down on top of whatever it was.

i never saw the bug but it must have been fucked up enough to scare the shit out of that many people.

Max Munch
06-11-2008, 01:08 PM
Liger:

http://www.restorationfarms.com/gifs/liger5.jpg

and, not sure how to embed videos, but here's some weird octopus activity:

http://berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2005/03/24_octopus.shtml

100pr00f
06-11-2008, 01:43 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2030/1498469707_4ab5bae7ec.jpg?v=0

stick bug

lol

when i was a kid i found one on my fence

thought it was a stick

wasnt that big

but shit freaked me out
cuz i pucked it up befor i knew what it was


strange thing to is it was in the city

100pr00f
06-11-2008, 01:50 PM
http://lumq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/aye-aye_2.jpghttp://lumq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/aye-aye.jpg
Aye aye


http://lumq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/_sloth.jpg
Sloths



http://lumq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/blobfish_2.jpghttp://lumq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/blobfish.jpg
Blobfish

Guarded By Martyrs
06-12-2008, 10:59 AM
where I'm at, roaches are about the size of small rodents.


"Ain't Shit Sweet We Keep Scraps Scarred To Go Home The Roaches So Big They Eat Rats"

--Holocaust