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Robert
06-13-2008, 02:20 AM
I would say the topic of pork/bacon/swine comes up in 85% of all KTL threads, 10% of all General Chat threads, and 5% of all threads in the Wu Chamber.

Seeing as this is a Hip Hop forum I thought it was about time we all "build" and drop some rhymes about the swine.

Toss duh rhyme, have all of yall lost ya minds?:mmmyah:
please pause for a minute and get ov duh swine,
bacon fat, cut it out, I've forsaken that,
dirty meat, hoofs for feet, dere's no fakin dat,
Put duh apple in ya mouf, leave ya on duh spit roast,
Duh devil eats cerdo, duh proof iz in duh writ posts,
members writin' essays that try'n front on SUNNY'S knowledge,
after eatin' pork chops like a bear wit honey porridge,
while faggot ass Norwegians will stay swine dining,
I'm pork-less more-or-less, oh wait.....I'M LYING!
I relapsed like SICKA, how can I handle all dat?
man Mah feet turned to hoofs, quick call Farrakhan Pat!:t
Tell him I became a devil affta scoffin hot salami,
that I asked Maestro wooz if he's gotten pork pastrami,
Pork is poison for body, leave dat shit to duh maggits,
It's the number one reason why Norwegians are faggots......


ADD ON.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 02:25 AM
Diggable thread.

I have a salami filled pineal gland.

Robert
06-13-2008, 02:27 AM
Diggable thread.

I have a salami filled pineal gland.


Yo Pat,

I'mma slap ya wiff duh back-o my hand,
for putting diced salami in your pineal gland.

:mmmyah:

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 02:33 AM
haha

what about all that milk i poured in there?

(milk comes from male pigs right?)

Robert
06-13-2008, 02:39 AM
haha

what about all that milk i poured in there?

(milk comes from male pigs right?)

Listen here Mr. Bateman, if you're not going to rhyme about duh swine your posts have no place in this thread.

"members writin' essays that try'n front on SUNNY'S knowledge,
after eatin' pork chops like a bear wit honey porridge".

Do the knowledge to mah posts.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 02:45 AM
Sorry, i just get this milky taste whenever im exposed to knowledge.

SKAMPOE
06-13-2008, 02:48 AM
humm lemme find out faggots

DrunkenMasta303
06-13-2008, 02:53 AM
http://uselessjunk.net/images/stories/pork_sausage.jpg

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 02:55 AM
Hip Hop Newcomer Chopper to Promote New Line of Rap Snacks

Bad Boy recording artist Chopper, a.k.a. Young City of the worldwide platinum rap group "Da Band," recently signed on as the spokesperson for Rap Snacks Pork Skins and Cracklins, a new product line being launched by the Chicago-based Evans Food Group (www.evansfood.com) and Rap Snacks, Inc., headquartered in Philadelphia.

Chopper's image will appear on bags of Rap Snacks Pork Skins and Cracklins, which will be available in a variety of flavors. Also featured on the bags will be motivational messages like "seize every opportunity," and "be who you are without shame."


I googled pork rap in a blatant attempt to be da Man, be kool and knowing that I couldn't compete with Roberts styles. This is what came up

Robert
06-13-2008, 02:57 AM
Can someone delete Prof. Rino's rhymeless post please?

kthankbye.

Fuck dem peeples steady munchin' on proscuitto and cabana,
I'll have you devils saying "ONGH!" like you Tony Bandana.

one

DrunkenMasta303
06-13-2008, 02:58 AM
swine is a filthy animal, i dont rhyme about filthy animals

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 03:04 AM
Hey, but that didnt stop you rhyming about your mother!

YES!!!!

DrunkenMasta303
06-13-2008, 03:08 AM
^^hahaahha that was funny

http://www.stepbystepfundraising.com/images/pig-fundraiser.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 03:11 AM
haha

no problem

im quite renowned on this forum for 'sonning'.

its impressive that you can just shrug it off like that.

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 03:14 AM
Did the goat with the phone come through?

DrunkenMasta303
06-13-2008, 03:45 AM
ok i got one just for once

jojo this thread stinks like the filthiest animal
yo robert if you eat swine then you'll become a cannibal

Robert
06-13-2008, 03:49 AM
ok i got one just for once

jojo this thread stinks like the filthiest animal
yo robert if you eat swine then you'll become a cannibal

Prof. Rino you're right, I'm a cannibal mother fucka,
In fact I just ate some pork chop that came from your motha.

:lmao:

Robert
06-13-2008, 05:24 AM
Islamic Police Office.

Islamic Police Officer.....Ello guv, can i bovva ya?
Your a "pig", but pork's poison to Islamic people (no rhyme there),
You're see through, like Skampoe posting correct sentences,
How can you be a pig when pork's ya number one nemesis?
The mathematics equate to you been fucking fake,
what are you? godbody or a porkified jake?
But I guess there's a place for Islamic Police Officers,
When SUNNY WINTERS snitches he builds with duh lot of ya!

Robert
06-13-2008, 08:23 AM
Maybe this thread belongs in KTL, I'm unsure.

TSA
06-13-2008, 09:45 AM
difficult to dig, uncle used to own a gaint pig,
and herb specials, blesed with, his charms and a dirty cig,
and a baldin wig, and a skull and stick for scoldin nigs
a swine bigger then me, blacker more nigga then me,
rope to a tree, yellow teeth, teets suppling seeds
with nurtients, lickin my lips cravin to eat em,
i use to feed em, properly treat em god body teach em
to make the story short, i got the snot and i'd would snort like pork,
as the seed drip sauce off of my pork and on there moms,

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 10:02 AM
As the world turn, swine spread its germs
Bless the pork with the pesticides, the australians neverlearn
This my testament to pigs burned
Play my position in the kebab shop line standing firm
on foreign ham, fuck a gun grab the frying pan, into the fire
Transform into the 85%, with a Six Pack (of fosters)
In a hot sauce named FIRE, who got my rack?
In the bbq line fuck holding back, what?
My swine eaters if you with me where the fuck you at?
Muslims is strapped, and they trying to twist my rib rack
It's pork adjourned, for the bad pig from bad famr
Pork got my guts fried like a bad perm, what the blood
clot, we smoke pork, and blow spots
You wanna eat rice, I think not
The Infidel ain't got ta tell you where it's comng from
Tons of pork fat, tearing up your abadamon
Rip through your bum

TSA
06-13-2008, 10:06 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA that was rawrawrawrawraw!

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 10:49 AM
Chea,

This thread is RAW, add on pork lovers

SKAMPOE
06-13-2008, 12:17 PM
pigsters.mp3 - 0.57MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/135652952fee1660/)

Robert
06-13-2008, 01:52 PM
pigsters.mp3 - 0.57MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/135652952fee1660/)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I'MMMMM GOONNNNAAA ROLL DUH PIGGY DOWN DUH HILLLLLL!

STYLE
06-14-2008, 02:08 AM
fatback rib racks hogs head cheese
pork chops gelatin pickled pigs feet
dipped in bacon grease, give them chitterlings a squeeze
rooter to the tooter can i have some seconds please?
like a greasy lipped slave, sufferin psychosis
trichinosis worms like a corpse in the grave
if a nigga is a ape, then a cracker is some swine
fuckin up the mind of the dumb deaf and blind

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll183/stylemaster2/Photo136.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
06-14-2008, 02:15 AM
pigsters.mp3 - 0.57MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/135652952fee1660/)

hahahaha

the subtle touch i enjoyed most was genre - blues.

SKAMPOE
07-24-2008, 08:12 PM
lol

11th Chamber
07-24-2008, 08:18 PM
hmmmmm....from an upcomplete verse I wrote a few months ago




"Lets drink wine with the imperial masters of the time/
18th Century Warlords, who condemned the consumption of the swine"

TheWolf
07-24-2008, 08:21 PM
As the world turn, swine spread its germs
Bless the pork with the pesticides, the australians neverlearn
This my testament to pigs burned
Play my position in the kebab shop line standing firm
on foreign ham, fuck a gun grab the frying pan, into the fire
Transform into the 85%, with a Six Pack (of fosters)
In a hot sauce named FIRE, who got my rack?
In the bbq line fuck holding back, what?
My swine eaters if you with me where the fuck you at?
Muslims is strapped, and they trying to twist my rib rack
It's pork adjourned, for the bad pig from bad famr
Pork got my guts fried like a bad perm, what the blood
clot, we smoke pork, and blow spots
You wanna eat rice, I think not
The Infidel ain't got ta tell you where it's comng from
Tons of pork fat, tearing up your abadamon
Rip through your bum

I either have the worst memory ever or was drunk, high or both when writing this, I cant remember doing it for shit!

KLIION JENSEN
07-24-2008, 08:58 PM
"beast car matador, reppin for up north, see a little limp in my walk, a little grime in my talk, and i stay away from pigs like i'm muslim with pork"

from a song i recorded a couple of years ago, shit was dope too

DrunkenMasta303
07-25-2008, 02:52 AM
http://uselessjunk.net/images/stories/pork_sausage.jpg

SKAMPOE
07-25-2008, 06:09 PM
damn it never gets old

6 Chambaz
07-25-2008, 06:55 PM
My parents always told me I was brought in by a stork
I was taught to hide my face whenever I pop the cork
I was told - the right hand- knife, and the left hand holds the fork
Wu-Tang corp taught me to despise delicious pork
No more bacon an' eggs, no more breakfast at nine
No juicy pig rump with a glass of red wine
I must be retarted, or I have a troubled mind
I'm on a Wu-Tang forum and I'm rhymin' about swine

KLIION JENSEN
07-25-2008, 07:04 PM
http://uselessjunk.net/images/stories/pork_sausage.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ?? MY GOD..

Senator C. Palantine
05-15-2009, 05:35 PM
Pork dirty like Sunny fingernails,
after slaying infidels,
with nails, through they palm like that white faggit jesus,
sad like style kids screaming please dont leave us,
for that internet and keyboard,
surely we mean more,
mommy left, beautyfly left,
so why you got that S on your chest
PoRk

NIKLZ
05-15-2009, 06:52 PM

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-16-2009, 10:31 AM
Jesus said Pork was ok,
fuck y'all dune coons telling me just how your gay,
i slurp grease and I munch bacon like pussy,
when it comes to white meat you know i ain't fussy,
roll through barbecue blazing like the smoke of my blunt,
watch yourself arab man cause I don't front,
coming back gun cocking on a mother fucker,
blast your ass like a fat porker,
like crusaders I'm cannibal mother fucker,
y'all don't eat pigs cause your filthy desert swine,
check the record, we eat pigs till y'all applaud,
can't fuck with boarz head ya 'rabs is snitches,
im straight porking bitches,
and cocking hoes,
my flows impeccable like my armani yo,
y'all keep talking about bacon but you work for the popo,
fuck yo your mother fucking fags.

NIKLZ
05-16-2009, 12:25 PM

TheBoarzHeadBoy
05-18-2009, 05:33 PM
Trying way to hard.

Yup.

YungSunny
05-18-2009, 06:26 PM
Yo check it out.
I eat pork.