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Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 07:45 AM
Tomorrow i am sitting the first of my 3rd Year University exams.

The first exam is a unit which i have previously been unable to complete (on several occasions actually).

I other words, i have failed, more than one time.

Due to a never ending endeavor to make things as difficult as possible for myself, i have not applied myself to the degree which i probably should have this semester.

Hence, i am in much the same position as in previous semesters, and i need roughly 45% in the exam to pass the unit.

While this may seem easily achievable, my course knowledge is poor enough to ensure that ill probably be on the borderline.

Failure to complete the unit would result in all sorts of problems and unnecessary troublesome things of a troublesome nature.

So i am consulting Wu Corp, as i have at all other pivotal moments in my life.

Will i pass?

or

Will i fail?

Regards,

Patrick Bateman.

Robert
06-13-2008, 07:48 AM
Hahahaha! I think you'll pass by a whisker. If you don't you'll definitely lose some of that credibility you have here.

SickSide
06-13-2008, 07:49 AM
I think you'll pass

I've just been doing a shitload of exams at college, literacy and numeracy, I passed the literacy, but i'm bad at numeracy, i can do the multiplication, dividing etc but i'm shit at fractions and percentages, ratios etc

good luck with it anyway

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 08:04 AM
Hahahaha! I think you'll pass by a whisker. If you don't you'll definitely lose some of that credibility you have here.

Credibility?

haha

i dont know, either its so strong that nothing could hurt it, or its already non existant.

either way, failing will have no effect.

I think you'll pass

I've just been doing a shitload of exams at college, literacy and numeracy, I passed the literacy, but i'm bad at numeracy, i can do the multiplication, dividing etc but i'm shit at fractions and percentages, ratios etc

good luck with it anyway

Thanks mate.

My exam is on rudimentary Microeconomics.

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 08:10 AM
I think you'll fail, as I, after months of research, concluded you are a Cilvaringz secondary, who it turn is a MiniBumpsh secondary....

So to conclude, you are a suicidal 17yr old girl who at the weekends gets in the studio and drops dope beats and average lyrics under the alter-ego off a Morrocan rapper living in Holand....


Go on 'Pat Bateman', tell me im wrong. I dont think you can. The fascade is over!

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 08:11 AM
All valid points, but why would this lead you to conclude that i will fail.

With Supreme Mathematics AND Cocaine fueled power study.

I dont see how i could fail.

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 08:15 AM
I suppose so, you could even get an old Gza exam paper and copy and paste it in to yours, Cilva.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 08:26 AM
Nah, gary and i havent been close like that in years.

i said some shit about his kid....

Robert
06-13-2008, 08:29 AM
Sean can you please stop James posting. His sarcasm is leaching through duh interwebs into my computer. Shit is ridiculous.

SickSide
06-13-2008, 08:29 AM
looking like a girl? or is it a girl who looks like a boy i forget

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 08:32 AM
looking like a girl? or is it a girl who looks like a boy i forget


Dunno but IT'S hot!!:f

Robert
06-13-2008, 08:33 AM
Oh btw are you keen on getting some food? I haven't eaten tonight, break from the study and shit nahwhatimsayin?

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 08:34 AM
You'll pass maybe

Apologies Rob had no idea my posts were so powerful!

Robert
06-13-2008, 08:36 AM
You'll pass maybe

Apologies Rob had no idea my posts were so powerful!

Hahaha! It's almost in every post, I even detect a little in this one.

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 08:37 AM
To change the subject completely.

Any of you Australians travelled up the East Coast of your own country?

Do you dislike the fact that it's full of foreign travellers?

SERIOUS QUESTION.

Reiko
06-13-2008, 08:38 AM
You'll pass, I'm sure about it. Just focus.

Robert
06-13-2008, 08:43 AM
To change the subject completely.

Any of you Australians travelled up the East Coast of your own country?

Do you dislike the fact that it's full of foreign travellers?

SERIOUS QUESTION.

I've been over east. Liked Melbourne and I don't have any problem with foreign travellers, bring more I say.

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 08:46 AM
I've been over east. Liked Melbourne and I don't have any problem with foreign travellers, bring more I say.


Just wondering, because I 'did' the east coast and didn't meet many ozzies, just wondered if it bothered the natives.

I missed Melbourne, started in Sydney. Everyone seems to love it though, ill catch it next time, gonna get me a 12 month Visa.

Robert
06-13-2008, 08:53 AM
youll choke on roberts cock and die before taking the exam

Hahahaha! This guy is too much! Like seriously, come on now, He's going to choke on his brother's cock? (no)

Is that really funny? (no) Actually it was funny because I imagined you saying it in a Norwegian accent.

Can you really even front on anyone when you come from Norway? (no)

NO NORMO.

Robert
06-13-2008, 08:56 AM
Just wondering, because I 'did' the east coast and didn't meet many ozzies, just wondered if it bothered the natives.

I missed Melbourne, started in Sydney. Everyone seems to love it though, ill catch it next time, gonna get me a 12 month Visa.

Were you in Queensland a lot by any chance? I think the sunshine coast and Surfer's Paradise are full of tourists.

By all accounts Melbourne >>> Sydney.

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 08:58 AM
Yeah Sydney was ok. Nice city, but just another city.

Surfers Paradise was the one place I really didn't like. Got out of there asap.

Byron Bay was my favourite place.

You been NZ?

Robert
06-13-2008, 09:03 AM
You been NZ?

No I haven't. The scenery, snow etc over there is great from what I can gather. Are you from there? I thought you were a POM.

The only place I have stayed in for a longish period of time is Italy.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 09:04 AM
Sean can you please stop James posting. His sarcasm is leaching through duh interwebs into my computer. Shit is ridiculous.

Yeh, he is fucking terrible.

No matter how hard he tries he cant be interesting or funny.

And yes, im done studying.

Let me know whats up.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 09:08 AM
You'll pass, I'm sure about it. Just focus.

youll choke on roberts cock and die before taking the exam

Thanks for the support.

Ive done with the study.

Hopefully i fluke the multiple choice.

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 09:09 AM
No I haven't. The scenery, snow etc over there is great from what I can gather. Are you from there? I thought you were a POM.

The only place I have stayed in for a longish period of time is Italy.


I am a POM.

But I travelled to NZ aswell. You should definitely go, amazing country.

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 09:10 AM
Yeh, he is fucking terrible.

No matter how hard he tries he cant be interesting or funny.

And yes, im done studying.

Let me know whats up.

Pat, mayne chillax cheers bra

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 09:11 AM
No i will not be buying you any fucking pringles!!!

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 09:20 AM
NZ is a great country, scenery truly stunning. Queenstown was a personal

favorite. Made myself look like a fool, I went bungee jumping and was

unfortunately caught on camera, the picture was less then attractive I was

screwed up in the foetal position with a look of sheer terror on my face. When

compared with my younger brothers superman dive I didn't come off looking to

good.

(Insert obligatory derisory sheep joke)

LORD NOSE
06-13-2008, 09:20 AM
will little puppy pattycake masterbateman pass gas

yes

and he will sniff his own ass for hours like all little wet puppy boys do

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
06-13-2008, 09:21 AM
Bateman is a fuckin queer..

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 09:23 AM
Hey bra it's all good in da hood pringles or no pringles jus chillax

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 09:25 AM
Bateman is a fuckin queer..

HAHA Yeah you queer. Maybe you should have a crack at playing it straight

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 09:26 AM
NZ is a great country, scenery truly stunning. Queenstown was a personal

favorite. Made myself look like a fool, I went bungee jumping and was

unfortunately caught on camera, the picture was less then attractive I was

screwed up in the foetal position with a look of sheer terror on my face. When

compared with my younger brothers superman dive I didn't come off looking to

good.

(Insert obligatory derisory sheep joke)


Loved Queenstown.

Did you do the Nevis bungee? Scary shit, ey?

I dont know what's worse, the jump or the fact that you get taken out to it in one of these......

http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50353471/Metal_Shopping_Basket.jpg

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
06-13-2008, 09:26 AM
Fuck bateman's secondaries..:b

TheWolf
06-13-2008, 09:27 AM
Bateman is a fuckin queer..


I honestly can't see Pat coming back from this one.....


SONNED!!!!!

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 09:36 AM
Loved Queenstown.

Did you do the Nevis bungee? Scary shit, ey?

I dont know what's worse, the jump or the fact that you get taken out to it in one of these......

http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50353471/Metal_Shopping_Basket.jpg

No, I bungeed at Karawau bridge. I'm glad I did it but NEVER AGAIN.

Robert
06-13-2008, 12:33 PM
take your jewcurls and shitty brother and go be sarcarstic some other place you lightbeer drinking bongsmoking jew

Problems with this statement:

I don't look anything like my brother.

I don't have Jew curls nor am I Jewish.

I don't drink beer (Coeliac disease).

I know you are extremely angry at the world but that is no reason to be boring, "unfunny", unoriginal and above all Norwegian. You are the epitome of the spirit of Dan Cooley, an urchin poster who relies on other stronger posters to "feed".

You have a reject forum named in your honour, you can't win. Post noods or leave harpy...

kthankbye.

Guarded By Martyrs
06-13-2008, 12:37 PM
I have great faith in Patrick Bateman...

You will pass.

SKAMPOE
06-13-2008, 12:40 PM
he will pass





































man meat thru his small intestine













































ahh burn














































lol

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 11:15 PM
haha

finished exam about an hour ago, was fucking terrible.

hopefully the gods + erfs shine on me.

blessonelord.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 11:17 PM
will little puppy pattycake masterbateman pass gas

yes

and he will sniff his own ass for hours like all little wet puppy boys do

Bateman is a fuckin queer..

Fuck bateman's secondaries..:b

I have great faith in Patrick Bateman...

You will pass.

Thank You for the support.

I can see how Eyetalian would appear to e my secondary, but it really is not.

Its my room mate.

He hates italians.

Hence the name i guess.

Eyetalian
06-13-2008, 11:26 PM
Hate such a strong word, the northner's are fine just don't get me started on the southener's

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 11:37 PM
yes, southerners are a disgusting breed (i think Nickytooch is a southerner, maybe cap also).

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-13-2008, 11:38 PM
You'll most likely pass.

Bateman is a fuckin queer..

Fuck bateman's secondaries..:b

Why would anyone make a secondary that's very similar to them and just engages in the same conversations etc? Don't people make these secondary accounts to either say things they'd dare not say with their established account or to wind up other posters by saying shit that everyone would know wasn't true if they used their normal account?

Every day you still manage to surprise me with how fuckin stupid you are Tech. I'm surprised you can find the right buttons to get the pc on and actually locate this site. I actually never aimed any harsh comments at you at first because I thought you were actually mentally ill or something, but I've more recently decided you just suffer from extremely low intelligence, which I figure is fair game.

The real question is - Will Bateman finally lose his virginity at a post exams party?

Longbongcilvaringz
06-13-2008, 11:41 PM
haha

i actually do have a secondary though..

The username is Dickridah, and its a relic from the post crash days.

Im not sure if its still around or not, but i used it to battle in the House of Flying Swords or whatever and insult skale.

I havent used it for about 3 years, and i dont know what the pw is.,

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-13-2008, 11:45 PM
I had one years ago but I don't even remember what the username is anymore.

HANZO
06-14-2008, 04:29 PM
hopefully you pass man. all you can do now, is believe in god again.

the worst part of exams are waiting for the results. i gotta wait a month for mine to be released. fukin bullshit, by the time they come out. i will be gone because of a heart attack.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-14-2008, 10:59 PM
yeah, ive got a months wait, usually i just forget about them, but this is more important than some past exams.

Lil' Ruger
06-14-2008, 11:27 PM
once a loser always a loser. truth hurts.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-14-2008, 11:31 PM
?

you think i will not pass?

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 11:35 PM
It's been so long since I did an exam, thank god. I remember doing my a-levels (ages 16-18) and coming out of the exam saying "Damn, I know I've failed" and all these other people being like "Oh, I've done really badly as well." And I knew they were talking shit. Sure enough, come exam results all these fuckers have got A, A & A (and often another A too) and clearly knew they'd done well from the start and I'm sitting there with my E, N & U and a quadruple whiskey.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-14-2008, 11:39 PM
haha

yeah a lot of people i know are like that.

i might not be able to sit one of my exams, because i elected not to attending any tutorials, but my average for assignments is about 70.

go figure.

of course, ill go there and take the exam, but i might get a surprise when results come out.

Tony Bandana
06-15-2008, 01:14 AM
give your professor a hood wash son, i heard you got threw most your school life this way on photobucket?


ONNGHHH hahahaha

YeaH!

fail bitch

Longbongcilvaringz
06-15-2008, 01:46 AM
hahaha

Supreme-NRT
06-15-2008, 08:06 AM
Thanks mate.

My exam is on rudimentary Microeconomics.



Damn, had an exam on Microeconomics last friday. It was pretty hard, and it wasnt even university level. I think you'll pass tho', you can always apply some bullshitting in economics!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
06-15-2008, 08:29 AM
he will pass





































man meat thru his small intestine













































ahh burn














































lol

Hahahaha.

So, have you found out if you passed or not yet, Pat?

Tyler Durden
06-15-2008, 08:39 AM
Ha ha, Dickridah
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=36006

As dickridah you only posted in KTL and flying daggers.

I have been sending good vibes so you will pass with flying Japanese colours my friend.

& Microeconomics....DAMN, I just looked up some info on it and it's some in depth shit. Good look with that.
Peace to the Bateman.

SHRAP
06-16-2008, 09:14 PM
u already failed life so who gives a fuck if u pass some fuckin school exam. aint no school thats gonna educate a dumb ass piece of shit pussy into a human being with worth :lmao:

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-16-2008, 09:17 PM
Don't put yourself down Shrap. Something might come up.

SHRAP
06-16-2008, 09:34 PM
my e dick will come up to fuck a cyber bitch like pat bateman in his internet battyhole :lmao:

Eyetalian
06-16-2008, 09:40 PM
Representin Montreal

http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/3/35/Frenchcanada.jpg

TheWolf
06-16-2008, 09:49 PM
Not just Montreal, UPTOWN! Check his clic,









http://www.ugla.org/newphoto_aboutus.jpg

The Grandmaster
06-16-2008, 10:12 PM
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/179/gay550x3611sk3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

SHRAP
06-16-2008, 10:29 PM
cant believe these fags actually googled pictures of gay shit :lmao: man this site done regressed, thought it done been established that googlin gay shit = u gay :lmao:

The Grandmaster
06-16-2008, 10:35 PM
googling gay shit >>>> livin in gay shit

SHRAP
06-16-2008, 10:54 PM
who are these lames and what have they done besides goin in every thread in general chat tryin to clown some internet dudes they never met with 2005 style jokes? why hasnt any1 informed them that their shit was played out long before they even registered? is it supposed to be ironic that the dude whos talkin gay shit has a pic of lil wayne in his signature?

so many questions so little giving a fuck :lmao:

JerseyIronman
06-16-2008, 11:01 PM
^^

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CL-pnqOHnorKDBDYBRhPMghL0CVNqucwIg

SHRAP
06-16-2008, 11:10 PM
^^

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CL-pnqOHnorKDBDYBRhPMghL0CVNqucwIg

:lmao: at this dude tho, jus look at the fella face in that pic for 5 seconds :lmao:

Robert
06-17-2008, 12:54 AM
who are these lames and what have they done besides goin in every thread in general chat tryin to clown some internet dudes they never met with 2005 style jokes? why hasnt any1 informed them that their shit was played out long before they even registered? is it supposed to be ironic that the dude whos talkin gay shit has a pic of lil wayne in his signature?

so many questions so little giving a fuck :lmao:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/UmpireRandall/DCP00605.jpg
^^^Played out.









http://wutang-corp.com/forum/image.php?u=2065&dateline=1213200625

^^ Still played out.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-17-2008, 01:01 AM
Damn, had an exam on Microeconomics last friday. It was pretty hard, and it wasnt even university level. I think you'll pass tho', you can always apply some bullshitting in economics!

well, i got my tutorial mark back, and i got 5/5.

meaning i need 43% in the exam to pass the unit.

no idea if i got that or not..

Hahahaha.

So, have you found out if you passed or not yet, Pat?

not for another month or so i think.

Ha ha, Dickridah
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=36006 (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/member.php?u=36006)

As dickridah you only posted in KTL and flying daggers.

I have been sending good vibes so you will pass with flying Japanese colours my friend.

& Microeconomics....DAMN, I just looked up some info on it and it's some in depth shit. Good look with that.
Peace to the Bateman.

haha, dickridah was very very corny, but some people got annoyed.

The microeconomics im doing is very basic, it meant to be one of the easiest units within my degree.

you'll pass. dont worry mate, belive in yourself.

^Definitely taken over by a mod.

u already failed life so who gives a fuck if u pass some fuckin school exam. aint no school thats gonna educate a dumb ass piece of shit pussy into a human being with worth :lmao:

:lmao: at this dude tho, jus look at the fella face in that pic for 5 seconds :lmao:

hahaha, any thread i make attracts this guy.

which makes me thinks hes on here a fair bit.

sitting in a net cafe.

waiting.

watching.

you know i posted a photo of myself shrap?

i know youve been waiting a long long, long time for it.

but finally we can cyber.

NIGHT MAYOR
06-17-2008, 07:31 AM
only rich jews would go to uni and not apply himself. rich jew.

NIGHT MAYOR
06-17-2008, 07:40 AM
you give dew drops of water a bad name, jew.

The Grandmaster
06-17-2008, 08:31 AM
who are these lames and what have they done besides goin in every thread in general chat tryin to clown some internet dudes they never met with 2005 style jokes? why hasnt any1 informed them that their shit was played out long before they even registered? is it supposed to be ironic that the dude whos talkin gay shit has a pic of lil wayne in his signature?

so many questions so little giving a fuck :lmao:

being a wigger is played out

NIGHT MAYOR
06-17-2008, 04:05 PM
i didnt understand a word off that.

are you talking too me? i dont know who im talking too.

nah pat, he is a jew wolf in a gawd sheeps costume.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
06-17-2008, 07:18 PM
Are soul patches considered "gangsta" in Up-Town Montreal, Shrap?

Tony Bandana
06-17-2008, 08:34 PM
Yo? what was that mailmans name of Seinfeld there....wasnt he Bateman . ? OngH

Batemans test made front page news in the Toronto Sun

Big Balla Shot Calla ..


WhaT! hahaha

Eyetalian
06-17-2008, 08:40 PM
You mean Newman?

http://bp2.blogger.com/_Ev27nyF4vPU/R7nvM32cmVI/AAAAAAAAAJE/5Dau9wCu-3I/s1600-h/newman.jpg

Tony Bandana
06-17-2008, 08:47 PM
HAHAHAA yeah Newmman!!!

he used to gank George all the time lol ONGH he waz funnny...that show iz gotta be top, i dunno 5 all time ..3rd least? I alwayz though Cheers was the show then that came along took its place.

Fresh Prince iz classic too

Longbongcilvaringz
06-18-2008, 03:50 AM
only rich jews would go to uni and not apply himself. rich jew.

Im the antithesis of jewbody.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-18-2008, 05:39 AM
my e dick will come up to fuck a cyber bitch like pat bateman in his internet battyhole :lmao:

Are you saying you want to have gay cyber sex with Pat?

Longbongcilvaringz
06-18-2008, 05:55 AM
hes been saying it ever since i joined.

that, and constantly requesting photos of me.

SHRAP
06-20-2008, 12:43 PM
Are soul patches considered "gangsta" in Up-Town Montreal, Shrap?

i have a goatee bitch, u cant see cuz u cant see my chin in the pic

Longbongcilvaringz
06-22-2008, 03:59 AM
i have a goatee bitch, u cant see cuz u cant see my chin in the pic

damn