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MAYOR QUIMBY
06-14-2008, 01:00 PM
If not, try it! I've been trying new things when i punch the munchkin, and so far this is the best.

Sometimes i like to switch it up every time. For instance when i bust my batter, i'll jump as high as i can at the same time. Or another time when i bust a nut, i'll stand up and see if i can remain motionless. (I like a chellenge.) Anyone got more ideas i can try??

DrunkenMasta303
06-14-2008, 02:18 PM
try to find a girl

JRoll
06-14-2008, 02:27 PM
You must be so...so proud.

TSA
06-14-2008, 02:36 PM
good thread.

i normally make my u-god "ugly when i fuck" face by closing one eye really hard with my mouth open. I've learned the more noise you make while busting a nut, strangely the better the nut.
it also depends on the strength of the nut. Sometimes i won't have sex of beat off for a while then blow a fat load, then my eyes roll back

but usually on those days ill jack of like 4 or 5 times in a row until it hurts too much to continue or i can't find a sock to release the streamer into.

im not a napkin man, i like to be beating during the nutting and not just until it's coming and then put the napkin in place...that ruins the whole experience.


but yeah, my best advice is sound, sound helps

Prolifical ENG
06-14-2008, 03:31 PM
It was realized when I was 17 I had an unusually high volume nut that lasts several seconds longer than the average man. In other words, if there was a nutting competition (no homo) I would be Peter North's rival.

Therefore I have done pretty much everything in those ~20 seconds. I think I am most noted of saying "oh fuck yeah....jesus christ" in a deeper voice in that time frame.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 03:45 PM
That's an interesting one Pro. Are you saying that a crucified man wearing only a loin cloth is what springs to mind as you blow your load? Or was it just an expression....?

TSA
06-14-2008, 03:54 PM
It was realized when I was 17 I had an unusually high volume nut that lasts several seconds longer than the average man. In other words, if there was a nutting competition (no homo) I would be Peter North's rival.

Therefore I have done pretty much everything in those ~20 seconds. I think I am most noted of saying "oh fuck yeah....jesus christ" in a deeper voice in that time frame.

the Prolifical NUT :mmmyah:

Prolifical ENG
06-14-2008, 03:56 PM
That's an interesting one Prof. Are you saying that a crucified man wearing only a loin cloth is what springs to mind as you blow your load? Or was it just an expression....?

Perhaps sometimes I think he should bear witness when the loadman cumeths

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 04:03 PM
Hahaha! The second cumming...

SKAMPOE
06-14-2008, 04:08 PM
tsa's women roll their eyes to the back of their heads cuz they cant stand the sight of the igbo tsa!


but they say the money is good!

TSA
06-14-2008, 04:10 PM
i myself have a noteably low sperm count.

or maybe i think it's low cause the only other ejaculation i've ever seen is cartoony porno nuts.


but i would like to be able to drown a women in the waters of lake minatalka


sometimes, if im in an usual area like a bathroom while ppl are home, so someones walking down the stairs, or i don't have anything to cover ze nut i have a delayed reaction nut

like i'll nut, then my dick kindly gives my 4 seconds to find something to cover up

those are the worst nuts next to the rubbing to the beginning of the porno and accidentaly nutting before the even take their cloths off, or nutting when you think it's gonna be a nice scene and it suddenly switches to being all up on the dudes asshole or face

TSA
06-14-2008, 04:12 PM
tsa's women roll their eyes to the back of their heads cuz they cant stand the sight of the igbo tsa!


but they say the money is good!
ahahah!

Skampoe got kicked in the face last time he tried to get a nut









































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LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 04:21 PM
Skamps women roll their eyes back in their head due to the rufies in their drink.

TSA
06-14-2008, 05:48 PM
wemmen pay him tu giv dem pleshuh

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 05:49 PM
Here was his last client:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa248/cestlaviejp/Fugly.jpg

JASPER
06-14-2008, 07:14 PM
Usually, I light my dick on fire to achieve heightened sexual climax and the ladies seem to dig the charcoal brick look. I don't even have to stick it in their pooper to give them a dirty sanchez.

The Grandmaster
06-14-2008, 08:17 PM
haha ur so fucked up in the head jaspie

i love u ;$

Longbongcilvaringz
06-14-2008, 11:30 PM
hahahaha, word about the miss-nut. thats the worst shit. your sitting there stroking the beast thinking its all good then all off a sudden Peter Jenkins, CEO at Fulltiltpoker.com, pops up telling you how you can earn poker-points and win a free t-shirt. i like and play poker, but i dont masturbate to it.

hahahaha

who are you and what have you done with the norwegian?

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 11:47 PM
I think he gave away his user details or a mod took them.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-14-2008, 11:50 PM
Probably, ive seen 2 intentionally amusing posts from him in the last 2 days.

Something is definitely wrong.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 11:51 PM
And they all seem to be written in English and not Enlgihs.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-14-2008, 11:54 PM
My pick is Pro ENG.

simply because he plays poker, and he posted in this thread.

MAYOR QUIMBY
06-15-2008, 12:44 AM
I've learned the more noise you make while busting a nut, strangely the better the nut.Oh shit! I've noticed this too!

Also i've been doing the five knuckle shuffle lately bear assed! I've noticed i get the real dirty, porno-type feel when i release my meat wad butt naked (compared to with my pants around my ankles.)

TSA
06-15-2008, 12:57 AM
^HELL YA DOO!

it's true, i always beat but naked when possible, standing you owns sitting down and having it on loud as fuck is the geeohdee.

it sucks tho cause i've gotten so good at beating off that handjobs suck to me now and im all being instructional as hell about it

JerseyIronman
06-15-2008, 01:04 AM
Hand jobs are whack anyway, i can jerk myself off thanks

blow jobs are overrated too, nothing beats vag

TSA
06-15-2008, 01:08 AM
i can see where you coming from, hand jobs are wack, but no girl will ever do it as good as i can, and driving and getting a good joyk or 2 is essential but it almost makes you wanna knock their hand off and jackoff yourself

vag is a bamdiesel. just laying there with your dick in the vag and talking
idk about anus, i would never fit in one. ever. and tightness isn't a problem for me i guess


but back to jacking off.
have you noticed the more and more you jackoff the sicker and sicker shit you enjoy?

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 01:10 AM
Hahaha I can't remember who it was that once said something like:

"I've masturbated so much, I've gone through normal porn to the really weird porn and now I'm onto daytime tv".

TSA
06-15-2008, 01:15 AM
ahahaha!
my computer was out for like 2 years so i trained myself to jack off to the hands on QVC and Telemundo.

Vivana was a personal favorite, and Caliente and Sabado Gigante, all bangaz

now i need a minimum of choking and average of vomit

JerseyIronman
06-15-2008, 01:21 AM
...ya im onto japense puke porn and brazilian fart porn nowa days.

its a cruel downward spiral

TSA
06-15-2008, 01:33 AM
japanese porn pisses me off

they always find these girls with HUGE tits and little bodies the for like 25 minutes they'll eat her out of lick her nipples or put stuff in her ass.

not in and out, just put it and keep it there while you blow on her nipples.

fuckin fags.

but yeah, my worst porno phase was Hardcore Holly..look her up...

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 01:38 AM
I'm into soap operas right now. Sittin on the couch and everything. Remote in one hand.....

beautifulrock
06-15-2008, 01:41 AM
good thread.

i normally make my u-god "ugly when i fuck" face by closing one eye really hard with my mouth open.



You're ugly when you don't fuck, so what's the difference?

TSA
06-15-2008, 01:45 AM
Tsa's sexual physeek > BeautifulRock's (dispite his erotic name).

if your not cybering get the fuck out hoe

beautifulrock
06-15-2008, 01:47 AM
Tsa's sexual physeek > BeautifulRock's (dispite his erotic name).

if your not cybering get the fuck out hoe

yea that's it, lick that pussy you big nosed buffoon, OOOOOOHHHH YESSSSS

TSA
06-15-2008, 02:04 AM
lol at gayness being you comeback.

that was gay.


back to the subject. anybody into Sandra Romain. that bitch is a nut. I saw one porno when she was slapping and dudes balls and forcing ppl to sniff her buttex.
she attacks dicks with a slave like work ethic, bitch is trill.
i bust my best nuts after abstaining from jacking off, then seeing she has a new wubanga on one of the youtubeesque sites.

beautifulrock
06-15-2008, 02:18 AM
lol at gayness being you comeback.

that was gay.




What do you mean? That was the closest you got to having sex in your entire life, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

TSA
06-15-2008, 02:44 AM
unfunny.


what's the difference between you and the smell of the finger with the toilet paper rips?




i bet you'd rather have a digi then a scooby snack huh?

beautifulrock
06-15-2008, 02:56 AM
unfunny.


what's the difference between you and the smell of the finger with the toilet paper rips?




i bet you'd rather have a digi then a scooby snack huh?


How come everything you say is incredibly stupid and unfunny?

Please try harder

TSA
06-15-2008, 03:12 AM
^doesn't know who got the biggest dick.

beautifulrock
06-15-2008, 03:23 AM
Try harder




























































Ya sniffz?

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
06-15-2008, 08:40 AM
I'm into soap operas right now. Sittin on the couch and everything. Remote in one hand.....

:loser:

JamSix
06-15-2008, 12:47 PM
danger wank

The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.

Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
06-15-2008, 01:50 PM
I prefer to jack off to bitches I fucked in the past, using only my memory as a guide.

I find that it is more erotic, in that, when imagining fucking, I can remember actual details, fuck-styles, etc.

It adds an element of realism to the entire experience.

That realism, combined with choking myself and sobbing uncontrollably, usually adds up to a beautiful voyage of self-discovery.

MAYOR QUIMBY
06-16-2008, 12:10 PM
I prefer to jack off to bitches I fucked in the past, using only my memory as a guide.
I like doing that too! Although my memories also include goats and 8 year old girls. :mmmyah:

Also though, when i do that it just makes me sad because i miss those days. So i shed a tear when i bust my batter....

Kong
06-16-2008, 12:37 PM
queers.

SKAMPOE
06-16-2008, 06:05 PM
Skamps women roll their eyes back in their head due to the rufies in their drink.


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