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LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 07:44 PM
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Currently active users = 173

So why the fuck is anyone on here? It's Saturday night and you should be out getting up to mischief. Ok, I'll give you that in LA it's only 6pm, but I'll bet there'll still be some hangers on as the night drags on.

So what's your reason for being here? What's your cashless, friendless sob story?

And to those who have been out and are dropping by for a last drink before bed, where have you been?

JerseyIronman
06-14-2008, 07:50 PM
i went out thursday and last night and got hammered and blew alot of cash

i still might go out tonight but im not sure...

The Grandmaster
06-14-2008, 08:21 PM
nigga im looking at the time difference between ur posts and uve been here all day

fucking nerd

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 08:22 PM
I'm at work on a night shift with nothing to do. So I'm getting paid. What's your excuse? And why are you posting 4 times a day on an internet forum?

Fucking nerd.

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
06-14-2008, 08:25 PM
I am at home with the family just relaxing after spending 500 dollars on my youngest seed....shit I can't do nuthin but sit back and watch movies

JASPER
06-14-2008, 08:26 PM
The only reason I'm here is that I'm waiting for this creampie movie to finish downloading and because my mom is allergic to latex.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 08:26 PM
Nice Nakhi, nice.

Good work Jasper. Enjoy the movie.

NAKHI the SOLORIAN
06-14-2008, 08:26 PM
oh and by the way that sig is sick....did you make it?

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 08:27 PM
Yeah, thanks. I've been playing around with them recently. I've started a thread in the GFX section.

JASPER
06-14-2008, 08:28 PM
the fact I like melons automatically makes me a felon?


fixed.

The Grandmaster
06-14-2008, 08:31 PM
I'm at work on a night shift with nothing to do. So I'm getting paid. What's your excuse? And why are you posting 4 times a day on an internet forum?

Fucking nerd.

^^actually its 3 times a day, faggot

but even though, i could average 250 posts a day and it wouldnt mean shit

1 hour each day is enuff to post at least once in every active topics of every forum

whereas u been posting here all day long, all fucking day, with no one else being active

and now u tryna use the most played excuse on the internet for being a big goofy nerd

gtfo, fuckin nerd

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 08:34 PM
Right now it's 2:32am and I have 6 hours of my 12 hour night shift left. So yeah I've been on here all night, but I have absolutely nothing else to do.

You're a very angry man though, you might wanna get that looked into.

JASPER
06-14-2008, 08:37 PM
IT'S GETTING INTENSE UP IN THIS BITCH! SOMEBODY DONE TURNED UP THE HEAT!

Your beefing makes for much finer masturbation fodder than this shitty porn.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 08:38 PM
And I thought it was a lounge bar. Supposed to be a chilled out atmosphere with some music playing quietly in the background.

The Grandmaster
06-14-2008, 08:39 PM
where the fuck do u work nigga

i want the phone number, address and campany site

stop lying u big fucking enerd

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 08:42 PM
I work for a radio station in the UK as a broadcast engineer. I'm not gonna give a semi retarded reprobate the name, address or phone number though. TSA learnt his lesson there.

Funny thing is, if you were right, then you're spending your Saturday night talking to a nerd on the internet. Good times.

Tony Bandana
06-14-2008, 08:43 PM
I looked out my window and theirz too many ho's waiting for me to walk out my door ..

Big Poppa got nomo fishy's left in the tank jigga

ONGHHH

JRoll
06-14-2008, 08:45 PM
Just maxin' and relaxin'.

The Grandmaster
06-14-2008, 08:46 PM
I work for a radio station in the UK as a broadcast engineer. I'm not gonna give a semi retarded reprobate the name, address or phone number though. TSA learnt his lesson there.

Funny thing is, if you were right, then you're spending your Saturday night talking to a nerd on the internet. Good times.

translated as: im a jobless nerd that lives in my moms basement in the us. so im gonna make up a fake residence and job so when i post all day they will think its nightime and im at work.

uve been exposed for wut u r nigga what! *BRAH BRAHH!*

gtfo u nerd

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 08:49 PM
Haha no. Everyone on here knows I live in the UK. I'm not jobless either. Hard as it may be to believe, if you leave your trailer park you'll find most people out there actually have jobs.

But you are still here and haven't explained why. Is attempting to expose nerds on the internet what the cool kids do on a Saturday night these days?

Prolifical ENG
06-14-2008, 08:49 PM
I was out all day and night drinking beer non stop on wednesday and thursday and worked....im tired now.

More beer when im out this sunday night to watch Celtics vs Lakers. 3 drunken nights out in 7 days....I cant afford this saturday.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 08:50 PM
I know the kind of week.

JerseyIronman
06-14-2008, 08:54 PM
translated as: im a jobless nerd that lives in my moms basement in the us. so im gonna make up a fake residence and job so when i post all day they will think its nightime and im at work.

uve been exposed for wut u r nigga what! *BRAH BRAHH!*

gtfo u nerd

incredibly cold swagger

TSA
06-14-2008, 08:58 PM
im gonna head out tonight..i haven't in such a long time i feel obligated to

The Grandmaster
06-14-2008, 08:58 PM
Haha no. Everyone on here knows I live in the UK. I'm not jobless either. Hard as it may be to believe, if you leave your trailer park you'll find most people out there actually have jobs.

basically this is just a thread to see which nerd will come up with the best excuse as to why he has no friends. *BRAH BRAHH* DATS WHY U REJECTED THE AMSTERAM 08 TRIP NIGGA TO NOT GET EXPOSED AS A FAT JOBLESS AMERICAN GOOF WHAT! *BRAHH BRAHH*!

But you are still here and haven't explained why. Is attempting to expose nerds on the internet what the cool kids do on a Saturday night these days?i dun see why i would explain myself to a online nerd that says he doesnt care, because u kno, he doesnt care right?

but if u really wanna kno, i was actually at my homis crib from 4 to 8 but decided to get home earlier

i guess now u can sleep in peace u big goofy fag

























































... HAHAH NIGGA U GOT EXPOSED NIGGA WHAT! *BRAHH BRAHH!*

JASPER
06-14-2008, 09:02 PM
I just listened to this Mike Jones song and danced to it like a retarded maniac, I think I lost at least 2 pounds and 8000 braincells during this vigorous performance.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 09:03 PM
basically this is just a thread to see which nerd will come up with the best excuse as to why he has no friends. *BRAH BRAHH* DATS WHY U REJECTED THE AMSTERAM 08 TRIP NIGGA TO NOT GET EXPOSED AS A FAT JOBLESS AMERICAN GOOF WHAT! *BRAHH BRAHH*!



Actually, I said I could go cos I live less than an hour away by plane. I also said I'd go for a drink if the London posters ever got together. I've also bumped into Tauro at a GZA gig in London.

But yeah, you're right, I've invented an entire life for myself to hide who I really am. I've even paid for plane tickets to London to make an appearance and hide the fact that I'm a jobless American. The hard part was learning to speak with an English accent, learning about sports like football, sorry soccer, that they play over there and stuff like that. I'm actually gonna start paying someone to make appearances for me in London so that I can keep my e-charade up.

Please stop telling people though, you're making it harder to keep the act going.

11th Chamber
06-14-2008, 09:07 PM
I dont really go out or make plans til after 11

The Grandmaster
06-14-2008, 09:08 PM
lmao nigga got revealed so badly now he tryna play along

u still passed ur whole day on wucorp nigga, elohel

*BRAHH BRAHH!*

Prolifical ENG
06-14-2008, 09:09 PM
Oh yeah...and I still have the fireiest beer shits from Thursday night. I only took 2 shits before in a nightclub on Saturday...I have to stick with my own toilet and WTC tonight.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 09:11 PM
lmao nigga got revealed so badly now he tryna play along

u still passed ur whole day on wucorp nigga, elohel

*BRAHH BRAHH!*

And you're still here!

Oh yeah...and I still have the fireiest beer shits from Thursday night. I only took 2 shits before in a nightclub on Saturday...I have to stick with my own toilet and WTC tonight.

That's a lovely image there Pro.

11th Chamber
06-14-2008, 09:16 PM
lmao nigga got revealed so badly now he tryna play along

u still passed ur whole day on wucorp nigga, elohel

*BRAHH BRAHH!*

I was at work all day.

you lose

SaqurakiHanamichi
06-14-2008, 11:00 PM
work and business

ill start going out when business is settled but for now im not feeling that shit . Even if i go out im not gonna enjoy myself, I got money on my mind .

TAURO
06-14-2008, 11:01 PM
I was working which explains my late reply.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 11:04 PM
work and business

ill start going out when business is settled but for now im not feeling that shit . Even if i go out im not gonna enjoy myself, I got money on my mind .

Yeah I know how that feels. I'd prefer to be out right now, but I'm volunteering to do all the nights I can cos I need the extra cash it brings in.

TAURO
06-14-2008, 11:06 PM
I also want to point out that Saturday is for queers, Thursday is the new saturday people, some of the finest females i've ever seen hit the clubs on thursday.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 11:11 PM
I also want to point out that Saturday is for queers, Thursday is the new saturday people, some of the finest females i've ever seen hit the clubs on thursday.

Yeah I've noticed that. It's cos no one really cares about work on a Friday cos they got the weekend off.

TAURO
06-14-2008, 11:16 PM
^^I don't know what peoples reasons are but thursdays are lively as fuck.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-14-2008, 11:53 PM
people who work nightshift have like, higher chances of depression, heart disease, insomnia, liver disease, arthritis, chlamydia, alopecia.

and have a lower life expectancy than day walkers.

day walkers > regular vamps.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-14-2008, 11:57 PM
Yeah but I'm earning the big bucks and after tomorrow night (or tonight as it actually is for me which is confusing) I get 7 days off!

At the moment I do six nights in a row every six weeks.

Although it is currently 5:57am on a Saturday night/Sunday morning and I'm at work rather than wasted somewhere which is annoying.

Shit, my post count always goes stupid when I'm on nights. I only hit 6,000 a yesterday or the day before!

TSA
06-15-2008, 12:02 AM
stud.

damn. tonight was a fuckin bust.
i swear there's nothing to do between the ages of 18-21

and i don't drink so consider that.

yeah. nothing. Think of 1 non alcohol related activity that happens after highschool?
now add the fact that im in nebraska.
yup.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 12:02 AM
Heroin?

TSA
06-15-2008, 12:06 AM
not big on shots.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 12:11 AM
Could be worse, just think how miserable a Saturday night in is for Technician...





































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JerseyIronman
06-15-2008, 12:20 AM
^^

Haha, Greece just got knocked out of the Euro cup too, hes probably crying in the corner of his room right now

TSA
06-15-2008, 12:59 AM
doesn't that name just sound homo sexual

and not a classy gay but a perverted homosexual

greece......Greece what?

JerseyIronman
06-15-2008, 01:02 AM
^^

ya Greece (grease)

is mad gay

http://www.musicals101.com/News/grease.JPG

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 01:02 AM
Like a slimy seedy gay guy with slicked back hair.

But shit, we're talking about a country where they used to fuck women to have children and men for pleasure...

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
06-15-2008, 08:35 AM
nigga im looking at the time difference between ur posts and uve been here all day

fucking nerd

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