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KidSha
06-15-2008, 07:53 PM
CLASS OF 2008

Well corp I know the shit with school is that some dudes graduate and pass and be gone so peace to the incarcerated scarfaces, but through out some years I see we got some new students come by.

SO WU CROP, IF OUR COMMUNITY HERE WAS A SCHOOL
WHO WOULD YOU KICK IT WITH, WHO WOULD GET KNOCKED OUT?


but if I was there then me and msrza would be best friends no doubt... id smoke blunts with all the weed heads and blast Bob Marley all day, then go to the cafe and eat up all the frozen munchies the government would be sending.. I'd make SAM7 the principle and LHX n BB as VP... I'd go mack bitches with Socrips aka graveyardshifter. I'd search for logitrax's address and get a fellow wu corpers money back... I'd tell tsa to go home 2 his momma. I'd talk about wu with everyone that can spark good convos. I'd build with all the graphic heads to inspire my self some more... and I would yell out random things like WU TANG MOTHAFUCKA .....

http://www.rpginc.com/commercial/design_assistance/images/classroom.jpg

Lets see if wu corp's still got it
"Add on"
Truly yours,
Sha
:king:

SKAMPOE
06-15-2008, 08:00 PM
wu corp school lol.

i'd kickit with stylemaster, roam the halls with tsa and bully the greek and the norwayan kids out their lunch money,
then i'd go with nba jam n help him link all the schools computers into playing brazilian fart porn all at the same time,

see ben 4 da herbals, and so forth!

JerseyIronman
06-15-2008, 08:04 PM
Hi Kid Sha, i have no idea who you are but i am JerseyIronman, nice to me you

Id prolly wanna hang out with Stylemaster cuz he would be like the cool upper classman and I would be just a freshman given the age difference. I would beat up The Grandmaster and take his lunch money cuz hes a faggpt secondary that floods gen chat with lame threads

Aside from macking it to bitches all day and smoking blunts and all that gangster stuff I would study real hard and get the honor roll every year.

TheWolf
06-15-2008, 08:04 PM
Don't forget to take your lunchbox, Skamp.
http://friends.timway.com/photos/Eddielwy/fat%20kid12.jpg

KidSha
06-15-2008, 08:05 PM
Peace to the god

Edgar Erebus
06-15-2008, 08:07 PM
Hi, cocksnut.


You surely crave to buy me some cigs, don't you?


http://iangarrickmason.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bullying.jpg

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 08:07 PM
This can't be a school, I turn up here every day....

Edgar Erebus
06-15-2008, 08:08 PM
^

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j13/pregomia/nerd.jpg

TheWolf
06-15-2008, 08:09 PM
Talking of school, the day SICKA graduated was a proud one for his entire tribe.......


















































http://docsouth.unc.edu/nc/butler/croatan42.jpg

KidSha
06-15-2008, 08:12 PM
sicka's never leaving the crop... hes like the Clint Eastwood of this place.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 08:13 PM
^

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j13/pregomia/nerd.jpg

Funny, cos I was just about to reply to your 'nerd' comment with:

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8677/nerd385x261vr3.jpg

Ritter
06-15-2008, 08:13 PM
I'd hang out with whers and OTB. Real cool dudes. Prim0 is cool too.

PEACE to the gods.

TheWolf
06-15-2008, 08:13 PM
Yep and STYLE is Mick Jagger.

KidSha
06-15-2008, 08:16 PM
Style is on some Wesley snipes shit...

Edgar Erebus
06-15-2008, 08:17 PM
Funny, cos I was just about to reply to your 'nerd' comment with:

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8677/nerd385x261vr3.jpg


Editing's a motherfucker.

TheWolf
06-15-2008, 08:18 PM
I used to steal and do drugs, dont you know?
http://think2wice.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wesley-snipes.jpg

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 08:18 PM
I dunno how that pic of me ended up on the internet though...

Edgar Erebus
06-15-2008, 08:18 PM
If he wasn't hiding from raging Style after murder of his son (where's his ghost BTW?) I'd hang with 2L8.

Wera's my neighbor anyway...

KidSha
06-15-2008, 08:22 PM
Yo slim that girls ass got some ass...
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/r/Redman/sq-meth-howhigh-mtv.jpg

KidSha
06-15-2008, 08:26 PM
Yoo I'd get the biggest ghetto blaster right?
http://dvice.com/pics/ghettoblaster2.jpg
And i'd make Nakhi the god the dj word the fuck up

SKAMPOE
06-15-2008, 08:29 PM
Don't forget to take your lunchbox, Skamp.
http://friends.timway.com/photos/Eddielwy/fat%20kid12.jpg
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha



http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k30/no1da/hovatar/yaybitches.gif

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 08:29 PM
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Oct-26-Sun-2003/photos/columbine.jpg


bang bang nigga you dead

Are you suggesting you'd be the clincally depressed loser that feels so much of an outcast and so desperate to be noticed that he steals his dad's guns and goes on a killing spree?

TheWolf
06-15-2008, 08:32 PM
I'b be riding on my dope BMX. Rolling past while ho's be rubber-necking, like 'oh shit' is that wolf, he fly'.

Cos I'm actually cool as fuck, I'm only on the 'net cos I'm taking time of from 'slanging duh rock'.

b34U3-CutuU

JerseyIronman
06-15-2008, 08:32 PM
o ya also id cop some dome from blackula in the bathroom :D

KidSha
06-15-2008, 08:35 PM
I'b be riding on my dope BMX. Rolling past while ho's be rubber-necking, like 'oh shit' is that wolf, he fly'.

Cos I'm actually cool as fuck, I'm only on the 'net cos I'm taking time of from 'slanging duh rock'.

b34U3-CutuU

minibump girl or w.e would love you after that..

RIINě
06-15-2008, 08:48 PM
yeeah a wucorp school, that would be the coolest thing ever, we would have such a funny time there, just joking and laughing the whole day, man this thread is soooo cute



















































http://www.cwlights.de/images/ballons/63.jpg

KidSha
06-15-2008, 08:48 PM
haha il rep u after that post

HANZO
06-15-2008, 08:55 PM
i would be cool with everyone. knock out anyone who looks at me from a certain angle though.

be captain of one of the sports teams aswell.

TheWolf
06-15-2008, 09:00 PM
Better change your trousers if your planning on running around


















































http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1237/1331944602_3c1b2d4381.jpg?v=0

HANZO
06-15-2008, 09:01 PM
^@ HAN: come and dance wiv me, i see you glancin me

i will show you my dancing skills at prom, nah mean.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 09:02 PM
Wolf's gonna struggle to dance with his Prom date....






























http://www.worth1000.com/entries/10500/10979_w.jpg

TheWolf
06-15-2008, 09:07 PM
TheWolf got the moves, and the fly threads.

Check the shit.....


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HANZO
06-15-2008, 09:08 PM
what about ze sex?

if im crowned prom king.

P-Noid Brown
06-15-2008, 09:16 PM
nigga i'd be that dude roamin the hallz every period smokin blunts in the staircase chillen wit Hollow,Technician, Hellspawn, 100 Proof, Devamps, Big Ben, Crass, Shaolin Assassin, Claa 7, Kid Sha, Jersey Ironman, Ill Jolsen, Ern Dawgy, (jus about everybody) beatin up wack niggaz like Ramesh makin'em run they gear and taken they lunch money.

Can't forget my homegirls Mary Jane All Day, Ms. Rza, Ny Mami, Kristie, All the chicks would love a nigga...

All the teachers would know a nigga and totally cool wit tha kid. Cuttin Classes and Still Passin....

btw. hahaha wolf.

TSA
06-15-2008, 09:31 PM
damn good thread

everyone says they'd be a bully but lets be reel, only skampoe, me, and a few others would generally understand the fully glory of duh greek purple nurple

let see..I would at the cool kids table, snackin down on duh finest sloppy joes bought for me by Saquikirkru hamamaiki in order to get a seat at the cool kid's table.

after that i would clown ppl that walked by, knock over ppls lunch trays and say "OPPPS!" then give them a noogie, laugh it off with my niggas that are only laughing to stay popular, then get my high fives.

Then in class i would probably argue with the teacher a lot and dick around, while trying to get the twatacula to come to make out peak with me on saturday, but she'll reject my advances cause i joke too much to be taken seriously at this point and have a horrible...horrible reputation.

Then in the halls i'd take a post on my locker make car board signs with #s on them and rate the wimmen that walked by.

some stuck up 4.0 slut in the vatican theatre program would walk by and say "Why don't you grow up asshole"

then i'd be all like, "6.5"


like in real highschool, only in the wucorp context i'd be more of a dick then in real life.

i'd be cool, but i'd be cool only cause it elbowed my way to notoriety and would have a lot of enemies.

Lucky would either be the seeing eye dog or the kid with duh ipod hookups, he'd be cool

all the australians would be average to upper average cool in pat bateman's case, but their foriegnness will hinder them from reaching hair spray hair cool.

Big Ben would be the art teacher that you KNOW loves to get bombed on some dank, and occasionally buys from resident "that kid is totally gonna drop out and start robbing ppl" kid Skampoe, who will also be cool.

Ms Rza would be the overrated chick that everyone wants to do, but mainly out of prestige cause they don't know it. Ppl will assume she's stuck up when she's actually cool to get along with


Stylemaster would be really cool, hair spray cool, everyone would like him and the ones that don't won't like him out of envy and his cocky attitude. he's be in good with all the teachers and present an alternative to my "DOOD WERE HAVING A ROOFIES PARTY AT THE LAKE! BROUGHT.YOUR.OWN.SLUT elOHel" brand of coolness with his "I Get good grades, am very invovled and am geeohdee at baseball, you can be too if you eat your wheaties" brand of cool

Rob Digi would be the really white white kid...but not white in the nerdy way, in the polo shit backwards MnM hate way, he'd be hairspray cool tho

Heat would be the kid that got expelled for having sex with minors


Jasper would be Jasper

Queen of Poetry would be the bitch that doesn't give it up to anyone, but lord knows i try. after highschool she'll be a slut

some note worthy uncool kids would be

humanface- would be a funny son of a bitch, a geeky kid the everyone likes

Tony bandanna will be the guy who's retardedness earns him a spot at the cool kids table off the strength that its funny to laugh at, but that kinda cool doesn't last

Slick
Nickytooch only he'd be upper uncool, and most ppl will like him just not invite him to anything)
Technician
Sicka(2nd yr senior)
everyone that posts exclusively in hip hop forum
everyone that posts exculsively in wuforum
grandmaster


if you were left out, i'll put you into ze analogy by request

TheWolf
06-15-2008, 09:34 PM
'I'd be at the cool kids table'.

Dayum.

You make Screech from Saved By The Bell look like Andre 3000.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-15-2008, 09:37 PM
Jasper would be Jasper



You'd hear a scream from a girl at the back of the class and look round to see that Jasper is smiling at her while jacking off under his desk.

KidSha
06-15-2008, 09:43 PM
You must spread some reputation before giving it to ThaShaolinAssassin again.

P-Noid Brown
06-15-2008, 10:35 PM
I Would Sooo Steal Off On Ramesh And Hang His Bitch Ass Up On The Flag Pole By His Shirt.....i'd Run His Locker, Piss In His Gym Sneakers, Stuff That Nigga In Garbage Cans... You Know On Some Everyday Bully Shit..

STYLE
06-16-2008, 12:17 AM
tsa would be my royal retainer.
you know, holding things down when i ain't present.
when i get to the cool kids table, he offers me 1st pick of the days d-bo'd snacks, while reading, organizing and passing me my daily shipment love notes from various girls so that msrza won't see.


nicky would be one of these italian douchebags. ending everysentence with "yo", hand glued to his nuts.
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6863/douchebag2dq2.jpg




wolf anonymously writes "style sucks" on the stalls and giggles about it at home while he does my homework.

LuckyTheWonderDog
06-16-2008, 12:19 AM
Surely you and MsRZA wouldn't actually attend the school, you'd just pull up at the gates at 3:30pm to pick up little VZA.

Style - "Anything interesting happen at school today son?"
VZA - "There was a strange croatian man hanging around outside making throat slitting jestures at me all day dad"

TSA
06-16-2008, 12:29 AM
'I'd be at the cool kids table'.

Dayum.

You make Screech from Saved By The Bell look like Andre 3000.

^free or reduced lunch.

STYLE
06-16-2008, 12:44 AM
^free or reduced lunch.

no lunch i'm takin all that shit. let him keep the lukewarm white milk

Sicka than aidZ
06-16-2008, 07:42 AM
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Oct-26-Sun-2003/photos/columbine.jpg


bang bang nigga you dead


yo Gotta be the funnniest post i read from supreme ever. Hahahahaa rip columbine

I know its mean to laugh at violence.... no norway

100pr00f
06-16-2008, 07:45 AM
im the gym teacher of the corp

after a lap on the wax well go out and smoke weed

CHRONZ
06-16-2008, 11:36 AM
id spark up sum weed with Inf tha god, show yall how to smoke chronz style !
i'd kick it with Ed, Crass, cuz they have forever been our allies !!!

Longbongcilvaringz
06-17-2008, 01:16 AM
id be the not entirely uncool guy who hangs out with all the uncool people.

not sure about anyone else.

SKAMPOE
06-17-2008, 01:24 AM
^free or reduced lunch.











props on dropin ur know dumentary book








hope u sell mad copies





























http://i28.tinypic.com/25sn72b.jpg

P-Noid Brown
06-17-2008, 10:54 AM
Did I Mention I'll Be Fuckin Chicks In The Teacher's Room???