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minibumpsh
06-25-2008, 10:46 AM
damn! you're reeeeally good looking! wanna smash?

I was looking at that put ur pictures thread and youre like, really really hott. bye!

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 10:48 AM
Forget it, you're too old.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 10:49 AM
Well, she is small tho. And have an insure childish voice.

Shave everything u have from your waist down and he will cum for you.

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 10:50 AM
Again, too old.

Read that "Lolita" book, explains a lot. It's about feeling.

minibumpsh
06-25-2008, 10:51 AM
no but i really want him and hes not REALLY a pedophile. thats fake!

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 10:52 AM
pick me, I look good too!

PM me if you interested, I got them cute pictures

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
06-25-2008, 10:52 AM
Check me out..I am better..

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 10:53 AM
Check me out..I am better..

Minibumpsh, don't believe this Olsen twin!!

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 10:54 AM
I'd go into this contest too but...

You know I watched that Dirk Diggler movie last night. After one particular scene I lost my lust for cocababies for the next few weeks.

minibumpsh
06-25-2008, 10:55 AM
NO. i like the way he dresses and he looks like edward furlong from terminator 2 who ive had a crush on for like 10 thousnad years.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 10:57 AM
NO. i like the way he dresses and he looks like edward furlong from terminator 2 who ive had a crush on for like 10 thousnad years.

oww

is that more than a million, never heard of the thousnad units

Guarded By Martyrs
06-25-2008, 10:58 AM
You can do better mini...Hows things going with your road to salvation ?

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
06-25-2008, 10:59 AM
Minibumpsh, don't believe this Olsen twin!!

:thumbdwn:

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 11:01 AM
Yeah, we gonna have a true party. Invite some female friends too, more pussies more fun!

minibumpsh
06-25-2008, 11:02 AM
ew what the hell is that. why would ANYONE let ANYONE loosen them up like that?
anywayyyy, i wish jasper lived in ny.

HANZO
06-25-2008, 11:02 AM
oww

is that more than a million, never heard of the thousnad units

i think it is more than a million. im looking into it though.

mini still on coke i see. good for you.

Durag
06-25-2008, 11:03 AM
ew what the hell is that. why would ANYONE let ANYONE loosen them up like that?
anywayyyy, i wish jasper lived in ny.

you sound like your 14

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 11:03 AM
Slim, she's a lost soul - why would somebody love a pedophile [somebody got something in common with some admin here [I AIN'T SAYING NAMES, REALLY]]

minibumpsh
06-25-2008, 11:05 AM
no actually i just smoke a lot of pot now. my brother started selling so yeah, that's all i do. i dont really do anything else except drink. im a lot better now than i was. and i didnt need to refelct deep within myself or anything gay like that. one day i just stopped, idk.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 11:06 AM
http://shrani.si/f/3s/IZ/46ngUyKY/l20d3553c0e77c7d6362db28.jpg

[interesting, I got this on U-Gods myspace, hahahahha, legend]

Durag
06-25-2008, 11:08 AM
no actually i just smoke a lot of pot now. my brother started selling so yeah, that's all i do. i dont really do anything else except drink. im a lot better now than i was. and i didnt need to refelct deep within myself or anything gay like that. one day i just stopped, idk.

Yeah drinkin is the shit. Id kill for a few cans now actually. Fuck it ive had a bad day so im gettin a cheap 6 pack of beer and a bottle of whiskey for the night

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:10 AM
Slim, she's a lost soul - why would somebody love a pedophile [somebody got something in common with some admin here [I AIN'T SAYING NAMES, REALLY]]


Um... Maybe, you know, to take it back to those days, you know... Can It Be All So Simple kinda stuff

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:11 AM
no actually i just smoke a lot of pot now. my brother started selling so yeah, that's all i do. i dont really do anything else except drink. im a lot better now than i was. and i didnt need to refelct deep within myself or anything gay like that. one day i just stopped, idk.

Yeah that's true. I stopped smoking the same way.



Some five times 'til now.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 11:11 AM
There are others, u know? 17 with drugs are everywhere nowadays...

Dope sig tho

INF
06-25-2008, 11:12 AM
Why would Stylemasterr(minibumpsh) wanna smash Jasper? I'm not clear on this.

JASPER
06-25-2008, 11:14 AM
anywayyyy, i wish jasper lived in ny.Look, you're a sweet girl, but you're completely fucked up with your fiendish drug habits and anxieties. But that's ok, most teenagers are that way and it won't keep me from wanting to spend a few nights with you, but that's where it ends.
I'm planning on moving to Oregon next year and by that time you'll probably be 18 and hopefully free of a boyfriend, std's and other mind altering junk. I'll hit you up by that time and maybe we can have some penis to vagina contact.

HANZO
06-25-2008, 11:15 AM
Why would Stylemasterr(minibumpsh) wanna smash Jasper? I'm not clear on this.

i always knew he had a thing for Dutch Whiteboyz.

minibumpsh
06-25-2008, 11:16 AM
Why would Stylemasterr(minibumpsh) wanna smash Jasper? I'm not clear on this.

you mean why would minibumpsh (ME!) wanna smash jasper..? cause hes fucking hott thats why. why else?

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:16 AM
Who u talkin' to, me?


Yeah, I know 'bout teens with drugs (boom boom, teens with drugs, boom boom, takin' over, but it won't be long...). It's kinda nice, only that it often leads to situations from that skamp thread.

Experienced that.

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:18 AM
Why would Stylemasterr(minibumpsh) wanna smash Jasper? I'm not clear on this.

Such a waste.

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:19 AM
you mean why would minibumpsh (ME!) wanna smash jasper..? cause hes fucking hott thats why. why else?

Such a waste.

minibumpsh
06-25-2008, 11:19 AM
Look, you're a sweet girl, but you're completely fucked up with your fiendish drug habits and anxieties. But that's ok, most teenagers are that way and it won't keep me from wanting to spend a few nights with you, but that's where it ends.
I'm planning on moving to Oregon next year and by that time you'll probably be 18 and hopefully free of a boyfriend, std's and other mind altering junk. I'll hit you up by that time and maybe we can have some penis to vagina contact.


I'm not fucked up, and i asked you to smash, not be my boyfriend. SO i think we both know where we stand. i turn 18 next month. come to new york please.

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:20 AM
Look, you're a sweet girl, but you're completely fucked up with your fiendish drug habits and anxieties. But that's ok, most teenagers are that way and it won't keep me from wanting to spend a few nights with you, but that's where it ends.
I'm planning on moving to Oregon next year and by that time you'll probably be 18 and hopefully free of a boyfriend, std's and other mind altering junk. I'll hit you up by that time and maybe we can have some penis to vagina contact.

Such a waste.

HANZO
06-25-2008, 11:25 AM
i really thought Asians were smart. guess they not. though it is all about Westside Asia. the most gangsta place of Asia.

JASPER
06-25-2008, 11:25 AM
I'm not fucked up, and i asked you to smash, not be my boyfriend. SO i think we both know where we stand. i turn 18 next month. come to new york please.I'm going to no such place so you better get your sweet ass over to Oregon and don't you dare showing up at my woodcabin with Chris Hansen or a camera crew. Hmm, scratch that, bring a camera crew and some KY jelly. YES! Fuck Chris Hansen though.

Durag
06-25-2008, 11:30 AM
I'm not fucked up, and i asked you to smash, not be my boyfriend. SO i think we both know where we stand. i turn 18 next month. come to new york please.

Damn you sound fuckin desperate. Serious turn off, your vibrator run outta batteries?

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:33 AM
Watch this: She's in New York and has to find a dick holder over the internet in Netherlands.

Kinda kills all the credibility huh?

Guarded By Martyrs
06-25-2008, 11:34 AM
i really thought Asians were smart. guess they not. though it is all about Westside Asia. the most gangsta place of Asia.

Hahahahahaha

minibumpsh
06-25-2008, 11:37 AM
u guys are retarded. im not desperate, i could have my choice of a LOTTTTtt of guys.
i just happen to think jaspers hott! stop being stuppid.

Durag
06-25-2008, 11:38 AM
Watch this: She's in New York and has to find a dick holder over the internet in Netherlands.

Kinda kills all the credibility huh?

It really does give a new meaning to the word desperate. Before this i would have called some guy desperate for fuckin a butt ugly chick, coz he hasnt fucked someone in ages desperate, but trying to get laid by someone over the internet who lives in a different contintnt....

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:45 AM
u guys are retarded. im not desperate, i could have my choice of a LOTTTTtt of guys.
i just happen to think jaspers hott! stop being stuppid.



I'm gonna take it slooooowwww
Like he gon' get here if I want
I'm gonna take my tiiiiimeeeeeee
'Cuz I know I'm the shit just online
So I can make an internet seduction
So I can make an internet seduction - oooww, ooww

HANZO
06-25-2008, 11:54 AM
guys jus let the girl be. allow it.

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 11:59 AM
Come on, she sucks in both means.

CJ is nothing compared to her.

HANZO
06-25-2008, 12:08 PM
shes a crackhead attention whore, who doesnt really kno what shes on about. but that doesnt mean shes a bad person. im sure she is a nice girl.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-25-2008, 02:06 PM
It really does give a new meaning to the word desperate. Before this i would have called some guy desperate for fuckin a butt ugly chick, coz he hasnt fucked someone in ages desperate, but trying to get laid by someone over the internet who lives in a different contintnt....

yeah u know, drugs change reality

next time she'll say that England and Russia are neighbour countries.

11th Chamber
06-25-2008, 03:25 PM
gotta love Coke whore's..

Edgar Erebus
06-25-2008, 05:28 PM
PNtHIXg-s2Y

KidSha
06-25-2008, 05:46 PM
This girl is crazy..
CrAzY!

JASPER
06-25-2008, 06:09 PM
Crazy in love!

In love with the cock.

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/t/a/tatarboy/roberticq106600166.jpg

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
06-25-2008, 07:25 PM
Damn you sound fuckin desperate. Serious turn off, your vibrator run outta batteries?

What about your vibrator?:thumbup:

JerseyIronman
06-25-2008, 09:06 PM
LOL Jasper what was with that pic u posted?

is that u?

darn emos. im kinda drunk right now, so i wont cooomment further

haha ya im drinkin this right now, soon to be making silly comments

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/63840.jpg

INF
06-25-2008, 09:13 PM
yeah thats Jasper. but its also not jasper.

JerseyIronman
06-25-2008, 09:27 PM
indeed,

:Y

so is that like Jasper's dick or just his face photoshopped on it?

I wanna know for when i jerk off to it later

[/silly comments]

INF
06-25-2008, 09:30 PM
its jmac but it aint his dick. Its a fake dick. Prosthetic. you know. The gold in that chain might be real.

TSA
06-25-2008, 10:03 PM
Well, okay, if Jasper's what ya seek for...















Actually I kinda like your preferences. Just come to Netherlands, I'll buy a train ticket for me & wera.
AHAHahahahAHAHhahahAHHAHH!!

TSA
06-25-2008, 10:07 PM
ggoled furlong, got this nigga
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2946/furlongmd4.jpg

where is this pic of jasper anyways, lets compare.
dicksize, looks whatever. I think forelong will have a small dick cause of his average sized hands. Let see how jaspy measures

Blackula Spectacula
06-25-2008, 11:06 PM
indeed,

:Y

so is that like Jasper's dick or just his face photoshopped on it?

I wanna know for when i jerk off to it later

[/silly comments]
No and No



I've seen a real nude pic of Jasper ..


and Jaspy's my bitch, fall back mini-herpie-bumpsh

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
06-25-2008, 11:08 PM
ggoled furlong, got this nigga
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2946/furlongmd4.jpg




damn. dude got fat. {:(

JerseyIronman
06-26-2008, 12:21 AM
^^

hahaha @ this washed up piece of crap actor

let him self Gooooooooooo

damn

11th Chamber
06-26-2008, 12:59 AM
I'm planning on moving to Oregon next year

great choice of a state. Nicest beaches Iv ever seen

CHRONZ
06-26-2008, 01:04 AM
hahahahahahahahaah this thread got my crackin up!!!!!..
dont even know where to fuckin start...

JerseyIronman
06-26-2008, 01:11 AM
hahahahahahahahaah this thread got my crackin up!!!!!..
dont even know where to fuckin start...

well start somewhere, im drunk, bored, and no one has posted anything in gen chat in almost an hour

CHRONZ
06-26-2008, 01:20 AM
shit im tired, havent had a drink or smoked weed in two weeks..
i envy yall !.. haha

Thats the problem homie, i dont know where to start mang.
a fuckin 17 year old tryin to pick up jasper at a forum, even tho dudes way over seas.
when she should really be out disobeyin her parents gettin drunk like any other teen.
Now either peepz wont touch her from where she at cuz she might have facial issuses i dunno, maybe shes collectin STD's.. you tell me goddamit

KERZO
06-26-2008, 09:46 AM
fucking hell, i'm off wu-corp for a week and when i come back on minibumpsh is declaring her love for the toastface killah...sheeesh,what next...maybe tony will scan his newly aquired graduate degree in particle physics next week ffs

TSA
06-26-2008, 09:56 AM
damn, some of ya'll are straight dick envying the jaspy jasp jazz

Blackula Spectacula
06-26-2008, 02:06 PM
hahahah jaspy jasp jazz .. i like that

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-30-2008, 07:31 AM
hahahahahha did anything happen outta this?

Minibumpsh is considered missing from now on...who knows what has Jasper done to her

002
06-30-2008, 05:47 PM
one time a newb was asking about Jasper... if he';s really a pedo, if he's really from Amsterdam, the hookers thing, are the pictures real, is his name real, etc.

I told him there's only one thing we know for sure about Jasper: he's the blackest motherfucker in the world, and I mean pitch black, blacker than Miles Davis.

.........................

JASPER
06-30-2008, 05:59 PM
Yes I'm pretty black...

http://campgary.com/forum/uploads/post-34-1214744527.jpg


Ahem. Nothing happened between me and Minifiend, as for one, she's not even of legal age, lives approximately 3000 miles away from me and is an emo junkie. Beside that, I have 42 hot girlfriends right here and some of 'm are playmates and brain surgeons too.

HANZO
06-30-2008, 06:08 PM
ahahaha dat pic. hahaahahah jasp man you actually look like the legend himself. just a half-cast version of bear.

TAURO
06-30-2008, 06:29 PM
http://www.egs-avatars.com/e_gs_images/divers/gifs_anime/demo5.gif

How dare you mimic my steez, only the selected few can rock G.O.D armour.

TheWolf
06-30-2008, 06:33 PM
If Minibumps isn't a seconday she is such a slut it isn't funny.

Jasper if you ever do 'smash her', use protection 'Naked Gun stylee'.


http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l10/baorao/nakedgun4.jpg

Scribbles
06-30-2008, 10:54 PM
Not to be intruding in this topic but....

The legal age of sexual consent in NY is 17.

JASPER
01-09-2010, 06:20 PM
not to be intruding in this topic but....

The legal age of sexual consent in ny is 17.
fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Longbongcilvaringz
01-09-2010, 09:47 PM
I wonder if mini is still alive.

She used to write some pretty out there facebook posts.

Like, about how much she loved coke and how her friends could eat a dick if they didn't like it.

TSA
01-10-2010, 04:16 AM
hhahahahhahaha!
that bitch was the most cuban linx poster of all time

ZigZag
01-10-2010, 07:49 AM
lol at dudes hating on jasper...