Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

Growing up, these movies were God. I never saw them again, until last night that is:




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HOLY FUCKING SHIT these 2 movies are fucking pathetic!!!! What boggles my mind is the fact that they were taken SOO seriously.


Even for their time, they have the worst fighting scenes ever, the corniest movie lines, bad acting, and God awful cheeziness sprinkled all over. They are awful. AWFUL.

[SickSide]

Word

I GREW UP ON THE CARTOONS

THE MOVIES WERE DOPE TOO, APART FROM THE ONE WHERE THEY GO BACK IN TIME TO NINJA TIMES, THAT WAS WACKNESS, WORST SHIT EVER

SOME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE TOOK THEM SERIOUSLY, I TOOK THEM TONGUE IN CHEEK

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

They are borderline this:

http://gkintl.co.uk/images/dvd/products4/ppa1234rd.jpg

[TAURO]

I don't think the sequel took it'self seriously.

[JehovAllah]

i was a big fan, ceen the movies n all dat

did any on cee the latest one, like a year ago or sum shit it looked wak so i aint see it

[SickSide]

Hu Was Ur Favorite Turtle Skampoe

[JehovAllah]

They are borderline this:

http://gkintl.co.uk/images/dvd/products4/ppa1234rd.jpg
toxic avenger ndoooode, dat was my shit

[JehovAllah]

Hu Was Ur Favorite Turtle Skampoe
leonardo with the swords ofcourse lol

casey jones was dope as fuck too hahaha

[SickSide]

i had the toxic avenger toys lol

[SickSide]

leonardo with the swords ofcourse lol

casey jones was dope as fuck too hahaha

LOL

i meant who would u most likely chill wit

I'd choose Mikey, coz u know he was smokin trees, the way he went thru dem pizzas

april o'neil would get the pipe as well

[JIGSAW45]

the lataest tmnt movie is hot.. i got it on hd

[SickSide]

they made a new 1???

I gave up after the one where they go samurai,

that was the very worst shit ever

[JehovAllah]

dope^@ jigsaw

[SickSide]

Skampoe remember that turtles movie when the baddies had the skate ramps, and you could get sleeves of smokes for free, that place looked the shiiiiit

i bet they had acid too

[JehovAllah]

lol

[INF]

my favorite was Raphael cuz he was a smart ass.

[SickSide]

Its funny how Raphael could put on a trenchcoat and hat and go to the movies and shit, and no one saw he was different

who he think he is, clark kent

[INF]

ahahahahahaha
http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/TMNT_Raphael.jpg

[BRONZBODY]

They are borderline this:

http://gkintl.co.uk/images/dvd/products4/ppa1234rd.jpgtroma is the shit!!!!

two words STREET TRASH


youtube it

[INF]

A friend of mine (Mike Collins) won Tromafest in like 03 or 02 I think. Lloyd Kaufman gave him a certain amount of money to do a Troma film and then Mike Got locked up. I aint heard much since though. Dude might still be in Prison.

[The Void]

Yeah, pretty much all that....

PDU7HsdCotE

[JehovAllah]

oh hells no, i forgot ice was on that shit hahahahahahhaa wat a lame hahaha hope he payed in full

[The Void]

I can't help laughing when I see this shit!

P9yaam0p_BA

[INF]

he prolly made and wasted more money then any of us in this thread will touch.

[The Void]

He pretty much funded Death Row records with what he made off Ice Ice Baby. Suge hustled him.

[STYLE]

my tmnt raps

yes these are my voices

http://cdn2.soundclick.com/21/images/b/song/broadband76+splinterverse2.gif?version=96
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5709937




http://www.ninjaturtles.com/artwork/profile_shredder.gif
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5723632





http://cdn2.soundclick.com/31/images/b/song/broadband76+krangversetmnt2.gif?version=208




i plan to do the whole cast, mix em into one song then make a youtube vid.

10billion hits


http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5711624

[JehovAllah]

http://cdn2.soundclick.com/21/images/b/song/broadband76+splinterverse2.gif?version=96



yo sm if u can make me a foot ninja sig, dat be dope, or a shreddar joint, or combine the 2 ahahahahaa too dope!

[DR. NICK RIVIERA]

Leonardo is such a norway name.

My fav. was the little rat.

[Come Honor Face]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

[Wu-tang Fan]

I grew up with this shit as well. Memories are mad hazy nowadays though so I don't have much to say tbh ;( But those were good old days that's for certain.

[JehovAllah]

hells yess^^




and ''EMBRYONIC CRUSADAH''

DATS DA ILLEST NAME I HEARD TO DAY!

[SickSide]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate

[HANZO]

Turtles is quality. i mean mutant turtles, who were all like black belt in karate, with Italian names that love Pizza. whoever thought of that shit, must be a genius.

[STYLE]

dude that voiced krang thought the idea was shitty and wouldn't last past the pilot. lol

[King Justice]

ahahahahahaha
http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/TMNT_Raphael.jpg

awww that shit is funny Raph be my fav too shit every time i look at that pic i can't help but laugh

GO NINJA!!!!
GO NINJA!!!
GO NINJA!!
GO!

NINJA NINJA RAP
NINJA NINJA RAP

[KZA]

Yeah, pretty much all that....

PDU7HsdCotE

thats when Vanilla Ice was the shit XD

[JehovAllah]

Ice Is A Crazy Dude Nowa Days

[KERZO]

tmnt was the shiz snip snap samson..the nes game was mind-boggling,lol

[9th Warrior]

tmnt is classic shit. no one can deny they loved that shit growing up.

[JRoll]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate

lol

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
ROFL.



Seriously tho, the creators pretty much sat around saying to eachother "How can we come up with the most bizarre, random story for a movie? Turtles who are ninjas and live in the sewer with a rat and eat pizza and break dance.


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http://jonat.canalblog.com/albums/la_mutation_de_bebop_et_rocksteady/m-bscap039.jpg



Not to mention their enemies include an MF DOOM-looking warrior, a human sized Hog and a buffed out Rhino. W...T....F......

[JRoll]

It's crazy.

[King Justice]

ROFL.



Seriously tho, the creators pretty much sat around saying to eachother "How can we come up with the most bizarre, random story for a movie? Turtles who are ninjas and live in the sewer with a rat and eat pizza and break dance.


http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Shredder2.jpg




http://jonat.canalblog.com/albums/la_mutation_de_bebop_et_rocksteady/m-bscap039.jpg



Not to mention their enemies include an MF DOOM-looking warrior, a human sized Hog and a buffed out Rhino. W...T....F......

BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY classic

[kurupt_kw]

The turtles are the shit yo.

Never did see the third live action movie but heard it was complete shit. The first is a classic for sure. Cheesy as hell but kids loved it back in the day.

Raph is like the U-God of TMNT. Bitter and does his own thing
Mikey = Method Man cause they both crazy party type dudes.
Leonardo = Rza cause they both the leaders yet make their share of mistakes and try to learn from them.
Don = Gza. The smart one.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

I liked the cartoons better than the movies. The movies didnt have Krang or rocksteady and
beebop.....plus the foot soldiers were robots not human. smh.

[LyriCipher]

no lie i lived on TMNT back in the day..had the toys and all that..what i find funny now when i watch the old flicks is how shredder sends 40 foot members to fuck up 4 turtles and they always fail...in the 2nd one it shows the steps the recruits have to go thru to be full fledged foot members yet they still never get a punch in..how you gonna let a 250 pound bulky ass turtle hybrid kick 40 black belt ninjas asses? and i found it funny shredders, the huge crime boss of new york, has no human enemies, just mutant sewer animals haha..classic shit