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MAYOR QUIMBY
06-26-2008, 11:13 PM
Growing up, these movies were God. I never saw them again, until last night that is:




http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001K2LLU.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg








http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/209553~Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-II-The-Secret-of-the-Ooze-Posters.jpg






HOLY FUCKING SHIT these 2 movies are fucking pathetic!!!! What boggles my mind is the fact that they were taken SOO seriously.


Even for their time, they have the worst fighting scenes ever, the corniest movie lines, bad acting, and God awful cheeziness sprinkled all over. They are awful. AWFUL.

SickSide
06-26-2008, 11:19 PM
Word

I GREW UP ON THE CARTOONS

THE MOVIES WERE DOPE TOO, APART FROM THE ONE WHERE THEY GO BACK IN TIME TO NINJA TIMES, THAT WAS WACKNESS, WORST SHIT EVER

SOME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE TOOK THEM SERIOUSLY, I TOOK THEM TONGUE IN CHEEK

MAYOR QUIMBY
06-26-2008, 11:23 PM
They are borderline this:

http://gkintl.co.uk/images/dvd/products4/ppa1234rd.jpg

TAURO
06-26-2008, 11:25 PM
I don't think the sequel took it'self seriously.

SKAMPOE
06-26-2008, 11:28 PM
i was a big fan, ceen the movies n all dat

did any on cee the latest one, like a year ago or sum shit it looked wak so i aint see it

SickSide
06-26-2008, 11:29 PM
Hu Was Ur Favorite Turtle Skampoe

SKAMPOE
06-26-2008, 11:30 PM
They are borderline this:

http://gkintl.co.uk/images/dvd/products4/ppa1234rd.jpg
toxic avenger ndoooode, dat was my shit

SKAMPOE
06-26-2008, 11:33 PM
Hu Was Ur Favorite Turtle Skampoe
leonardo with the swords ofcourse lol

casey jones was dope as fuck too hahaha

SickSide
06-26-2008, 11:33 PM
i had the toxic avenger toys lol

SickSide
06-26-2008, 11:35 PM
leonardo with the swords ofcourse lol

casey jones was dope as fuck too hahaha

LOL

i meant who would u most likely chill wit

I'd choose Mikey, coz u know he was smokin trees, the way he went thru dem pizzas

april o'neil would get the pipe as well

JIGSAW45
06-26-2008, 11:36 PM
the lataest tmnt movie is hot.. i got it on hd

SickSide
06-26-2008, 11:36 PM
they made a new 1???

I gave up after the one where they go samurai,

that was the very worst shit ever

SKAMPOE
06-26-2008, 11:37 PM
dope^@ jigsaw

SickSide
06-26-2008, 11:38 PM
Skampoe remember that turtles movie when the baddies had the skate ramps, and you could get sleeves of smokes for free, that place looked the shiiiiit

i bet they had acid too

SKAMPOE
06-26-2008, 11:40 PM
lol

INF
06-26-2008, 11:40 PM
my favorite was Raphael cuz he was a smart ass.

SickSide
06-26-2008, 11:44 PM
Its funny how Raphael could put on a trenchcoat and hat and go to the movies and shit, and no one saw he was different

who he think he is, clark kent

INF
06-27-2008, 12:00 AM
ahahahahahaha
http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/TMNT_Raphael.jpg

BRONZBODY
06-27-2008, 12:10 AM
They are borderline this:

http://gkintl.co.uk/images/dvd/products4/ppa1234rd.jpgtroma is the shit!!!!

two words STREET TRASH


youtube it

INF
06-27-2008, 12:16 AM
A friend of mine (Mike Collins) won Tromafest in like 03 or 02 I think. Lloyd Kaufman gave him a certain amount of money to do a Troma film and then Mike Got locked up. I aint heard much since though. Dude might still be in Prison.

The Void
06-27-2008, 12:17 AM
Yeah, pretty much all that....

PDU7HsdCotE

SKAMPOE
06-27-2008, 12:33 AM
oh hells no, i forgot ice was on that shit hahahahahahhaa wat a lame hahaha hope he payed in full

The Void
06-27-2008, 12:47 AM
I can't help laughing when I see this shit!

P9yaam0p_BA

INF
06-27-2008, 12:50 AM
he prolly made and wasted more money then any of us in this thread will touch.

The Void
06-27-2008, 12:51 AM
He pretty much funded Death Row records with what he made off Ice Ice Baby. Suge hustled him.

STYLE
06-27-2008, 04:21 AM
my tmnt raps

yes these are my voices

http://cdn2.soundclick.com/21/images/b/song/broadband76+splinterverse2.gif?version=96
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5709937




http://www.ninjaturtles.com/artwork/profile_shredder.gif
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5723632





http://cdn2.soundclick.com/31/images/b/song/broadband76+krangversetmnt2.gif?version=208




i plan to do the whole cast, mix em into one song then make a youtube vid.

10billion hits


http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5711624

SKAMPOE
06-27-2008, 08:20 AM
http://cdn2.soundclick.com/21/images/b/song/broadband76+splinterverse2.gif?version=96



yo sm if u can make me a foot ninja sig, dat be dope, or a shreddar joint, or combine the 2 ahahahahaa too dope!

DR. NICK RIVIERA
06-27-2008, 02:40 PM
Leonardo is such a norway name.

My fav. was the little rat.

Come Honor Face
06-27-2008, 04:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

Wu-tang Fan
06-27-2008, 05:06 PM
I grew up with this shit as well. Memories are mad hazy nowadays though so I don't have much to say tbh ;( But those were good old days that's for certain.

SKAMPOE
06-27-2008, 05:40 PM
hells yess^^




and ''EMBRYONIC CRUSADAH''

DATS DA ILLEST NAME I HEARD TO DAY!

SickSide
06-27-2008, 06:28 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate

HANZO
06-27-2008, 07:24 PM
Turtles is quality. i mean mutant turtles, who were all like black belt in karate, with Italian names that love Pizza. whoever thought of that shit, must be a genius.

STYLE
06-27-2008, 08:37 PM
dude that voiced krang thought the idea was shitty and wouldn't last past the pilot. lol

King Justice
06-27-2008, 08:48 PM
ahahahahahaha
http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/TMNT_Raphael.jpg

awww that shit is funny Raph be my fav too shit every time i look at that pic i can't help but laugh

GO NINJA!!!!
GO NINJA!!!
GO NINJA!!
GO!

NINJA NINJA RAP
NINJA NINJA RAP

KZA
06-27-2008, 08:53 PM
Yeah, pretty much all that....

PDU7HsdCotE

thats when Vanilla Ice was the shit XD

SKAMPOE
06-27-2008, 09:24 PM
Ice Is A Crazy Dude Nowa Days

KERZO
06-28-2008, 06:56 AM
tmnt was the shiz snip snap samson..the nes game was mind-boggling,lol

9th Warrior
06-28-2008, 12:30 PM
tmnt is classic shit. no one can deny they loved that shit growing up.

JRoll
06-28-2008, 12:46 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate

lol

MAYOR QUIMBY
06-28-2008, 01:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
ROFL.



Seriously tho, the creators pretty much sat around saying to eachother "How can we come up with the most bizarre, random story for a movie? Turtles who are ninjas and live in the sewer with a rat and eat pizza and break dance.


http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Shredder2.jpg




http://jonat.canalblog.com/albums/la_mutation_de_bebop_et_rocksteady/m-bscap039.jpg



Not to mention their enemies include an MF DOOM-looking warrior, a human sized Hog and a buffed out Rhino. W...T....F......

JRoll
06-28-2008, 01:14 PM
It's crazy.

King Justice
07-09-2008, 08:16 PM
ROFL.



Seriously tho, the creators pretty much sat around saying to eachother "How can we come up with the most bizarre, random story for a movie? Turtles who are ninjas and live in the sewer with a rat and eat pizza and break dance.


http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Shredder2.jpg




http://jonat.canalblog.com/albums/la_mutation_de_bebop_et_rocksteady/m-bscap039.jpg



Not to mention their enemies include an MF DOOM-looking warrior, a human sized Hog and a buffed out Rhino. W...T....F......

BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY classic

kurupt_kw
07-10-2008, 04:00 PM
The turtles are the shit yo.

Never did see the third live action movie but heard it was complete shit. The first is a classic for sure. Cheesy as hell but kids loved it back in the day.

Raph is like the U-God of TMNT. Bitter and does his own thing
Mikey = Method Man cause they both crazy party type dudes.
Leonardo = Rza cause they both the leaders yet make their share of mistakes and try to learn from them.
Don = Gza. The smart one.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-11-2008, 07:59 PM
I liked the cartoons better than the movies. The movies didnt have Krang or rocksteady and
beebop.....plus the foot soldiers were robots not human. smh.

LyriCipher
07-11-2008, 11:04 PM
no lie i lived on TMNT back in the day..had the toys and all that..what i find funny now when i watch the old flicks is how shredder sends 40 foot members to fuck up 4 turtles and they always fail...in the 2nd one it shows the steps the recruits have to go thru to be full fledged foot members yet they still never get a punch in..how you gonna let a 250 pound bulky ass turtle hybrid kick 40 black belt ninjas asses? and i found it funny shredders, the huge crime boss of new york, has no human enemies, just mutant sewer animals haha..classic shit