View Full Version : Shark vs Octopus (Damn!!!)

07-03-2008, 02:18 AM
check it out


Dirty Knowledge
07-04-2008, 03:49 AM
LOL @ No Replies

Fucked upp

Anyway that's tight

Few weeks back I was on my lil "Animal vs Animal" kick

Go to YouTube and peep a Croc vs a JAguar..shit is mean..

..and also..go peep that Python/Alligator fight...shit is jumpin in the south fla.

07-05-2008, 08:26 PM

07-05-2008, 08:33 PM
taking mad long.

Guarded By Martyrs
07-05-2008, 08:34 PM
I'm not surprised at all that the Octopus owns Sharks...

Anyone heard of "Colossal-Squid" those things are untouchable.
Don't get them twisted with "Giant-Squid"
On each suction pod they have teeth, unlike Octopus'
They eat Sperm Whales and shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-05-2008, 08:41 PM
fucking octopus

11th Chamber
07-05-2008, 10:07 PM
I'm not surprised at all that the Octopus owns Sharks...

Anyone heard of "Colossal-Squid" those things are untouchable.
Don't get them twisted with "Giant-Squid"
On each suction pod they have teeth, unlike Octopus'
They eat Sperm Whales and shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

found these. 2 of the biggest Colossal-Squids ever caught



fuck being in the water with a shark, imagine of those things floating around you...fuck..

07-05-2008, 10:20 PM
straight ill.

The sea and its inhabitants are so awesome!

Guarded By Martyrs
07-05-2008, 11:17 PM
found these. 2 of the biggest Colossal-Squids ever caught



fuck being in the water with a shark, imagine of those things floating around you...fuck..

You know.
Man I remember I saw a program about those things...
My jaw dropped when the guy said they fight with Sperm Whales !!!!!!
Gives you idea of how big they actually are.
Like when you see all those scars on a whales...that has done by a Squid !!!!
From when they have like...I don't know over 100 suction pods and a beak...
A beak for gods sake !!!!!!!! whats that all about ?
With a shark you do have a slight chance but with one of those things.......forget about it.

07-05-2008, 11:58 PM
The only saving grace with that type of squid is that they live thousands of metres below the ocean surface. You would never encounter one.

07-06-2008, 02:11 AM
yeah i got on that giant squid research business a while back, kind of like living dinosaurs you know? giant and angry as shit.

apparently this one guy during a war or something was out for a walk on his navy ship, and he saw this giant glowing orb at the end of the ship attached to a body. he kept walking til the body ended and it stretched as long as the naval battleship.

07-06-2008, 02:32 AM
seen that a while a go, shits crazy

07-06-2008, 02:33 AM








07-06-2008, 02:40 AM
i hate the sea, all thos animals are so unpredictable n the salt water in ya eyes dont help if u getting mawlled by a fuckin jelly fish, even the sea weed grosses me out!

i rather be stranded in a fuckin jungle in the back of tsa's hut than be out at sea!

07-06-2008, 02:44 AM
lmao skampoe

sea weed is wack

I always had a fear of being in the sea, like 10 miles out or summit, and a fuckin killer whale or some shit starts coming up towards me

07-06-2008, 02:45 AM

07-06-2008, 02:47 AM
hells yea man, u imagin dat shit, shit is scary as fuck all u can do is swim, in land if a lion is commin u got way more of a chance 2 live than in the water.

any one here hates dolphins!
i do,
i think aint nuffin gayer than doods at sea werld swimmin wit dolphins lol shits disgusting n way gay!

07-06-2008, 02:50 AM
Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me "How DO you mate with a dolphin?". Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!

Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one?

A1) Probably the most common question I get asked. There are 2 ways of determining the sex of a dolphin. The most obvious way is to take a peek under the peduncle (the long part of the body connected to the tail flukes). On the dolphin's belly, directly opposite the dorsal fin, will be the umbilicus, or the navel of the dolphin. Looking further down towards the tail, you start to see the differences.

Male dolphins have two separate slits for the penis (the urogenital opening) and the anus. These are separated by a bridge of skin. The male's urogenital opening is generally located further up the belly, towards the navel.

Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus located at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the dolphin.

The other way to determine the sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach their belly, is to look at their mellon, or head. The males tend to have a fatter, rounder mellon, while the females are more sleek and streamlined.

Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...

The Male:

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

The Female:

Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.

Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?

A4) I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) with dolphins, so I couldn't rightfully say. I do know, however, that you can pass the Flu between you, along with other respiratory problems. (I got a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me once. It cleared up after a week or so.) You can also pass some skin irritations on to them, if you handle them with chaffed or broken skin. Just like with a human, it is best to BE CLEAN when you handle a dolphin. If you have cuts on your hands, avoid touching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to handling. This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers. If you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins sake. This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the law....)

Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated?

A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly excited, but you are, you can invite them with this way...

Male and Female dolphins can be invited by rolling them on their sides, again, but instead of going straight to the genital slit, rub along their bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a while, over the genital slit. If they are responsive, they will show the signs of excitement as described earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway. And more special.

wait...................what the fuck!

07-06-2008, 02:51 AM
you feelin this ho skampoe

07-06-2008, 02:56 AM
is it a boy?
its wu corp i have to ask, if shes always been a female then yes but if not

fuck u fag!