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oDoUoSoKo
07-03-2008, 09:36 PM
I Came Up With the idea to do a thread (maybe later a site) about how wicked Bruce Lee when i came up with the Chuck Norris fact: "Chuck Norris' ass being whooped on the set by Bruce Lee, only resulted in Chuck Norris exacting revenge on Bruce Lee in the near future. Until then, only Bruce Lee knew that Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kicks caused severe seizures."

so what about some Bruce Lee ones?

Bruce Lee's once pleasured 80 women with one nunchuck twirl..

eloels, idk right now...you guys think of some good ones.

SKAMPOE
07-03-2008, 09:37 PM
cool

The Void
07-03-2008, 10:49 PM
CR85Aag6Ysw

oDoUoSoKo
07-03-2008, 11:16 PM
?

The Void
07-03-2008, 11:39 PM
Basically he's saying he wants to kick Chuck Norris's ass again. Bruce kicked Chuck's ass first so he'd be doing it again...

SKAMPOE
07-04-2008, 12:30 AM
bruce lee was all hype, he wasnt rly that good, jet lee owns him

SickSide
07-04-2008, 07:01 AM
Bruce Lee doesn't sleep, he waits

Ritter
07-04-2008, 07:31 AM
Bruce Lee doesn't sleep, he waits

That's a Chuck Norris.

Hmmmm...

Chuck Norris broke a brick with his bare hands... Bruce Lee brought down the Trade Center with his nunchucks.

SickSide
07-04-2008, 07:32 AM
Bruce Lee was here...
http://www.windgrove.com/mtblogpix/split%20rock%20election.jpg

Ritter
07-04-2008, 07:34 AM
^ Hahahaaa

Great concept Schmerk.

KERZO
07-04-2008, 08:56 AM
bruce lee once got a man to hold his bollocks whilst he simultaneously backflipped with a 360 degree twist...it's also known as the bruce lee flop and is one of the hardest maneuvers on the planet.

100pr00f
07-04-2008, 09:08 AM
bruce once killed a man with a punch from 1 inch away

oDoUoSoKo
07-05-2008, 10:39 PM
Bruce lee masturbated by staring at his lap, and scaring every ounce of cum out of it.

Koolish
07-06-2008, 01:19 AM
bruce lee was all hype, he wasnt rly that good, jet lee owns him

Lee performed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-lb (68 kg) punching bag

SKAMPOE
07-06-2008, 01:28 AM
yet hes dead! jet lee owns him!

SickSide
07-06-2008, 01:29 AM
^^^ lmao

SickSide
07-06-2008, 01:30 AM
Didnt brandon lee get snuffed on film set by a gun that was supposed to have blanks in it

SKAMPOE
07-06-2008, 01:36 AM
i thought it was both, the father n sun

SickSide
07-06-2008, 01:39 AM
Nah Bruce Lee died from a heart attack, brought on by steroid abuse

SKAMPOE
07-06-2008, 01:49 AM
whut a lame lol steroids smh

Koolish
07-06-2008, 02:04 AM
whaaaat, it wasn't steroids. the man had a headache, took some medication for it, turned out he was allergic to something in the medication and his brain literally swelled til he died.

blend!
07-06-2008, 02:10 AM
Jesus fed the people with a cup of vine and a loaf of bread...
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Oprah did it with a small french fries and diet coke!


btw: idk about Jesus, how many bread and vine he used there, im a muslim -.-

SickSide
07-06-2008, 02:11 AM
whaaaat, it wasn't steroids. the man had a headache, took some medication for it, turned out he was allergic to something in the medication and his brain literally swelled til he died.

lies

SickSide
07-06-2008, 02:12 AM
"Strangely, an early death was a conceivability that Lee had contemplated with surprising frequency. According to his wife Linda, he had no wish to live to a ripe old age because he could not stand the idea of losing the physical abilities he had strived so hard to achieve."

The Void
07-06-2008, 02:50 AM
Didnt brandon lee get snuffed on film set by a gun that was supposed to have blanks in it

During rehearsal the dude shot the gun, one of the blanks got lodged in the chamber. He / they didn't check to see if it fired properly. When they went to film the scene the blank hit Brandon.

The director yelled cut after the scene had finished and didn't think anything was wrong.

Bg_Knocc_Out
07-06-2008, 04:05 AM
Bruce Lee's first pair of nunchucks were simpley held together out of the ambilical cord that he had, a few moments earlier, tore off of his mother who had just given birth.


I'm not very good at this, I'm trying my hardest ;_;
I fail at funny.

SickSide
07-06-2008, 04:32 AM
Bruce Lee wasn't born he nunchucked out of his mothers stomach and instantly knew karate

oDoUoSoKo
07-08-2008, 07:20 PM
Bruce Lee abused steroids. He kicked their fuckin' ass...ELOELS.

oDoUoSoKo
07-08-2008, 07:22 PM
Bruce Lee head butted Kareem Abdul Jabbar's career from beyond the grave. He did quite the number on it.

Ritter
07-08-2008, 07:26 PM
Bruce Lee punched Wilt Chamberlain on the chin.

tekunique
07-08-2008, 08:32 PM
bruce lee can do 2 eyelash push ups...

Dokuro
07-09-2008, 01:51 AM
I Came Up With the idea to do a thread (maybe later a site) about how wicked Bruce Lee when i came up with the Chuck Norris fact: "Chuck Norris' ass being whooped on the set by Bruce Lee, only resulted in Chuck Norris exacting revenge on Bruce Lee in the near future. Until then, only Bruce Lee knew that Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kicks caused severe seizures."

so what about some Bruce Lee ones?

Bruce Lee's once pleasured 80 women with one nunchuck twirl..

eloels, idk right now...you guys think of some good ones.
whait a minion how did you kow chuck killed bruce no one sopposed to know that but the peaple who was at the "world mortal championship"
we dont say the real name ore type it beacouse it couses trimers
unless dusk did you compet
bruce is so fast that wen he evry puch he throuse he risite the whole pom-poko(racon dog war) story and it just coms out wahhh utlil 2007 the did not have a coputer poerful enogh to slow it done the were forst to build one and pluto and thats the reason pluto no loger cansederd a planet it was completly holod out with computer chips and wiers it is currently diciphering his kiyaa

oDoUoSoKo
07-12-2008, 10:45 PM
Bruce Lee held dog fights a while before his death; his worst fighter was The Great Dane

SickSide
07-12-2008, 11:18 PM
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gangstuh

oDoUoSoKo
07-12-2008, 11:24 PM
yea, love that vid^^

Bg_Knocc_Out
07-13-2008, 06:33 PM
bruce lee was all hype, he wasnt rly that good, jet lee owns him

All hype? Can Jet Li hit someone 3 feet away with a punch that only spans 1 inch? Can Jet Li throw hits within 5 hundreths of a second? Can Jet Li do finger push ups with one arm? Don't forget that when Bruce Lee held MMA events (old fashioned MMA) that he has never been beaten or knocked down. He made other masters of arts look foolish.

100pr00f
07-13-2008, 07:21 PM
in action bruce lee was so fast that women wouldnt even know they had sex with him
he currntly has 10 millon kids

Dokuro
07-13-2008, 07:31 PM
Bruce Lee held dog fights a while before his death; his worst fighter was The Great Dane
its true i couldent i dident wont to get off his wife leg


[imge of marmaduke humping a girls leg]

oDoUoSoKo
07-15-2008, 08:02 PM
lmao^^

Bruce Lee's Ghost raped James Hetfield in Rehab for The Black Album....

Dokuro
07-15-2008, 08:34 PM
speaking of rehab


CR2 premers this fall

oDoUoSoKo
07-16-2008, 05:18 PM
Cunt Rammers 2? wont be better than the first..Bruce Lee directed it.

oDoUoSoKo
07-28-2008, 08:08 PM
Bruce Lee made terrorist threats by Flexing....lmao.

Mr. X
07-28-2008, 09:29 PM
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee was the one who knocked down the Berlin Wall.

Hitler didn't commit suicide, it was actually one of Bruce Lee's kicks going back in time.

IrOnMaN
07-28-2008, 09:51 PM
Bruce Lee was killed by a palm direct hit to the chest. True?

The Hound
07-28-2008, 10:05 PM
enter the dragon? ... speed that film up that is me in slow motion

oDoUoSoKo
07-29-2008, 08:08 PM
Bruce Lee was killed by a palm direct hit to the chest. True?
no, one of his kicks went rogue, and kicked his heart out of his ass.

Dirty Knowledge
07-30-2008, 12:06 AM
Jackie Chan is the shit.

Bg_Knocc_Out
07-30-2008, 01:59 AM
Bruce Lee knows Victoria's Secret.

I made that up the other day as a Chuck Norris joke, I've never heard it as a Norris joke yet so figured I'd put it in here.

Kong
07-30-2008, 11:48 AM
When God asked Bruce Lee what good he'd done with his life Bruce Lee punched him.

tekunique
07-30-2008, 11:56 AM
^^ hahahah

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-30-2008, 01:43 PM
It only took a minute and 438 kicks for Bruce Lee to create Mt. Rushmore the way we know it nowadays. :)

Mr. X
07-30-2008, 03:08 PM
Bruce Lee knows why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

Kong
07-31-2008, 03:47 PM
Bruce Lee was a victim of a drive-by shooting once. He shot the bullets back out of his body smashing every window bursting every tire and killing everybody in the car.

begongo
07-31-2008, 03:49 PM
^secondary

Kong
07-31-2008, 03:51 PM
If Bruce Lee doesn't know you and you get too close he will kick you.

Kong
07-31-2008, 03:52 PM
^secondary

fag.

JASPER
07-31-2008, 03:57 PM
Bruce Lee can suck my dick. He can!

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Kong
07-31-2008, 04:08 PM
Bruce Lee can suck my dick. He can!

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fag.

oDoUoSoKo
08-01-2008, 07:12 PM
to respond to the jackie chan is the shit comment, your quite right

Jackie chan is in fact, a turd who was released from Lee's ass while he was sidekicking his mother in the nuts.

INF
08-01-2008, 07:22 PM
ahahahahahahaha


For punchin god Bruce Lee went to Hell only to kick the devil in the face after the devil asked what he could get for Bruce to make him Feel more Comfortable.

oDoUoSoKo
08-01-2008, 11:15 PM
Bruce Lee once fisted Joan Rivers from a yard away, and made her cum in 3 seconds...she would forever be surprised from then on...

Dokuro
08-01-2008, 11:30 PM
fuck lee

wile he was a fituse Buakaw por. parmuk was shadow boxing throug a jab so hard that he smaked jeasus while he was sitting on his cloud and knoked his fish bone out of his hand killing buce lee instinly

http://www.muaythai-fighting.com/images/Muay-Thai-Fighter-Buakaw-Por-Pramuk-2.jpg

Tony Bandana
08-02-2008, 12:18 AM
ONGHHHHHHH

yo i just smoked a blunt..damn , my eyez are mad Brue Leed son.

Ongh

fuck yall

Brue Lee iz da illest jiggaa

i shited on yo ' hood kid

Guarded By Martyrs
08-02-2008, 07:45 AM
This is serious :

Bruce Lee would do 1,000 punches with each fist
And 1,000 kicks with each leg each day...thats 4,000 altogether.

oDoUoSoKo
08-02-2008, 10:38 PM
Bruce Lee benched pressed 680 with his pubic hair alone.

Dokuro
08-02-2008, 10:45 PM
Buakaw did 7000 pushups in 5 seconds without his Aura/Ke-che (or whatever the fuck your callin it now adays) aloln

oDoUoSoKo
08-03-2008, 09:12 PM
Bruce Lee taught Muay Thai to Thailand when clutching to his knee and hopping around in pain after banging it into a pole.

Mr. X
08-03-2008, 09:18 PM
Bruce Lee sunk the Titanic.

oDoUoSoKo
08-03-2008, 09:20 PM
Bruce Lee was Chinese, and respected the english language more than you...it's Sank.

Mr. X
08-03-2008, 09:30 PM
sunk
v. A past tense and the past participle of sink.

And why did you correct my grammar to only capitalize "sank" at the end?

oDoUoSoKo
08-05-2008, 09:39 PM
its Sank on my side of the globe...i thunk you Knew that?!?D

Guarded By Martyrs
08-05-2008, 10:07 PM
Bruce Lee sunk the Titanic.

Bwhahahahah !!!!!!!!
________________________

Bruce Lee could roll blunts with his toes while writing about the benifits of being like water.

Kong
08-05-2008, 10:48 PM
When Bruce Lee comes around he does not fuck around.

When Bruce Lee smoked weed he started to see things like Neo in The Matrix sees things.
http://www.valdostamuseum.org/hamsmith/MatrixCode.gif
Like that.

Bruce Lee killed Hitler. He turned into a dragon and ate him.

oDoUoSoKo
08-07-2008, 07:49 PM
Bruce lee has hemp under arm pits...

oDoUoSoKo
08-08-2008, 11:28 PM
Bruce Lee crucified jesus by uppercutting him towards a tree...he then piss on the leaves. Those leaves are what we now call the bible.

oDoUoSoKo
08-08-2008, 11:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21QK9F1NWc&feature=related

Bruce Lee wrote this about walking in on Mick Jagger and David Bowie in bed together. He fisted Bowie's wife.

oDoUoSoKo
09-01-2008, 09:59 AM
Bruce Lee owned the pants suit that hilary clinton now wears...the haircut too...

SilvaFistz
09-01-2008, 04:09 PM
when bruce lee sexually harrasess you, you dont press charges....YOU THANK HIM!!

oDoUoSoKo
09-01-2008, 06:11 PM
LMAO^^^

He doesnt rape, he asks for sex...and upon refusal...he reminds you who he is.

oDoUoSoKo
05-30-2009, 06:57 PM
Bruce Lee fisted the BUMP out of this thread.

PALEFORCE
05-31-2009, 09:30 AM
it looks like bruce lee beat skampoe with the fat nunchuck

oDoUoSoKo
05-31-2009, 11:07 AM
Bruce Lee filmed a movie about beating the shit out of Skampoe's fatness, it was called Heavyweights.

Longbongcilvaringz
05-31-2009, 11:22 AM
Bruce Lee is a vampire, they just didn't leave the cast closed.

oDoUoSoKo
05-31-2009, 11:23 AM
Bruce Lee definitely did not suck..eloels

Krusha
06-02-2009, 07:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QHslHpK4-Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PLBXAcKyDw

Visionz
06-02-2009, 07:31 PM
Bruce Lee doesn't use an alarm clock because the world doesn't start turning until he says it can.

Brue Lee never took a shit because his body doesn't waste anything.

Brue Lee doesn't travel at the speed of light, the speed of light travels at Bruce Lee.

Visionz
06-02-2009, 07:43 PM
Bruce Lee doesn't cry, the clouds do it for him.

There's no such thing as black holes, only places in the time-space continium that Bruce Lee punched his hardest.

AcidPhosphate69
06-02-2009, 07:44 PM
Bruce Lee doesn't eat food, he commands it to be metabolised. It obeys.

If Bruce Lee was to drink and drive, he would drive perfectly.

Chris
06-04-2009, 12:09 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/rw2rmc.jpg

thatKid
06-04-2009, 12:34 AM
bruce lee once taught pre-school without making a yell


I suck at witty shit

oDoUoSoKo
06-04-2009, 12:44 AM
Bruce Lee assfucked wucorp

oDoUoSoKo
06-04-2009, 06:13 PM
Bruce Lee spends his christmases possessing puerto rican baby girls and making them shit fire.

Krusha
06-05-2009, 05:20 AM
Bruce Lee uses nunchuks in table tennis,Aint that fucking amazing!!!!?!

oDoUoSoKo
06-05-2009, 09:52 AM
Bruce Lee made a table out of Chuck Norris

Krusha
06-06-2009, 03:59 PM
Norris had his hairy ass kicked!

ALCATRAZ
06-06-2009, 04:07 PM
this thread is weak as fuck ...

RADIOACTIVE MAN
06-07-2009, 03:04 PM
bruce lee was all hype, he wasnt rly that good, jet lee owns him
Donnie yen owns them both