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TSA
07-06-2008, 02:19 AM
i fear a drought coming up...

exiting a relationship, and i've lost contact/touch with fuckin everyone.

EVERYONE.

didn't help that i spent a lot of time hanging out my friend from the trailer and him extremely gimpish, womenless friends, and my nongimpish friends tend to hang out with the same skeezas over and over, none of them really my type.

like if i said a word over 6 letters it would be over, being black and all

anyways, being inactive for this long has cause a sever swagger deficit.

any herbal teas you niggerellos recommend? I gotta upgrade to pussy crook status for duh grand apartment opening.

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07-06-2008, 02:25 AM
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TSA
07-06-2008, 02:27 AM
AHAHAHAahhaAHAhahahAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
good idea

KERZO
07-07-2008, 05:31 AM
oh well, i guess it's back to normal McSniffs....hope you find some elusive water smelling pussy again holmes. :thumbup:

NIGHT MAYOR
07-07-2008, 05:53 AM
its funny how nostrils has changed over the ....... months.

TSA
07-07-2008, 09:01 AM
how is that? i went from diggin duh guts 2-3 times a day to not digging the guts in half a week

NIGHT MAYOR
07-07-2008, 09:04 AM
nah your more like a female now, venting your problems, asking for advice instead of flamming n00bs

how you've grown :stroke:

TSA
07-07-2008, 09:18 AM
?
my 'flaming noobs' was done for a good 7 months niggas would feel the need to hate the ambiance, I think they've gotten then hint. ya effin ninny

Longbongcilvaringz
07-07-2008, 09:19 AM
im tempting to drop the "you are a noob bro" technician bomb.

but i wont.

NIGHT MAYOR
07-07-2008, 09:20 AM
seven months....... the start of the year......... ok.................... right......... ahuh.

your so official, you need a hat that says 'boss'

Surreptitious
07-07-2008, 10:40 AM
man, I know exiting a relationship might have you feel like a drought is comin on, you just got to push through that shit. You can't set your standards too high, go fuck some skallywag skeezer who is in desperate need of some dick, or you can play the card that your still with your girl and get one of them bitchs that loves a man with a bitch. Once you break some bitch off it will be smooth sailing

IrOnMaN
07-07-2008, 10:44 AM
like if i said a word over 6 letters it would be over, being black and all

Huh? Please explain why?

Robert
07-07-2008, 10:57 AM
Could be time for a drought for me too my friend. Just came out of a two and half year relationship. I've been out of the game for a minute, nahmean? Hopefully Wednesday and Thursday night will quench duh thirst.

shinobi4227
07-07-2008, 11:06 AM
No fronting, i'm on a fucking drought right now too, however i be scoupin a lotta honeyz lately. When the time comes tha drought shall be over and i shall have a whole selection of pussy like my cd player.

TSA
07-07-2008, 03:09 PM
Huh? Please explain why?
oh, well idk if it's the same where you at, but around here women will sex the shit out of black guys, but make sure you don't come off as a book reading negro with a post highschool vocabulary, cause that's not what they're looking for. :Y

both black and white ones.

TSA
07-07-2008, 03:10 PM
seven months....... the start of the year......... ok.................... right......... ahuh.

your so official, you need a hat that says 'boss'
nobody feels sorry for the wu-corp sex victim

log off.

SKAMPOE
07-07-2008, 03:17 PM
i got sum good luvin last night

VZA
07-07-2008, 03:18 PM
i got sum good luvin last night

I'm guessing you have 'duh wimminz' right and left of you skampoe?


By 'duh wimminz', I mean hands.

11th Chamber
07-07-2008, 03:20 PM
shit, its been about a month for me. She was my first black girl tho, so it was a good experience


I need to wake up and realize that I accually need to go out and try to find some bitches instead of them just fallin in my lap like the old days. High school was years ago..


I passed up on this young girl that wanted to smash a few weeks ago. Kinda regreting that

TSA
07-07-2008, 03:25 PM
I just don't encounter that many women anymore since taking a break from school for the summer

im gonna kick it in omaha with this real fine girl i met on myspace and my dun Rookie, i can be normal cause she's black, or part black, but it's black. hopefullu i come thur wif da heat

The Grandmaster
07-07-2008, 03:32 PM
damn, i just busted a nut on some hentai anime shit for the first time ever and i feel like a fucking loser now

VZA
07-07-2008, 03:33 PM
damn, i just busted a nut on some hentai anime shit for the first time ever and i feel like a fucking loser now

We've all had weak moments.

SKAMPOE
07-07-2008, 03:33 PM
yup u are, animated porn is soo stupid!

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-07-2008, 03:36 PM
I went out on friday night with 3 femalez, if i didnt feel so much like a mack, i'd of felt like those gays who only have female friends. anyway the finest of the 3 (who is also kind of my boss at work, but also has a boyfried) decided to come on to me on in the taxi home............i was like damn THIS is the time you need your OWN place.......as soon as i can afford it i gotta get my own place......

SKAMPOE
07-07-2008, 03:40 PM
hells yeah

INF
07-07-2008, 03:46 PM
never had a Drought since ...oh I dont know 97? or so.

TSA
07-07-2008, 03:48 PM
maybe i should drench my skin in globs of vaseline and get a U-god voice lip combo

shinobi4227
07-07-2008, 03:49 PM
never had a Drought since ...oh I dont know 97? or so.

Either you got married early or had a kid early.

INF
07-07-2008, 04:11 PM
maybe i should drench my skin in globs of vaseline and get a U-god voice lip combo


I never have used vasoline. not ever.:nonono: If I need to use a lube with a chick and or my wife then I use that shit by durex called "play". You wouldnt know nothing bout that though. lololololol

Either you got married early or had a kid early.

Naw neither. I just dont like going for long periods of time or should I say a week at most without pussy. I lost my virginity when I was 14 and like I said , the shit wasnt everyday till I was 17. I aint just go and fuck any bitch though. I'm sure there was a few I wish I hadnt hit though. Its all good.

just never went months without pussy cept for when I did my 2 yr bid. In 2 yrs I only beat it once!!!! I'm still proud of that. When I got out after that bid , I learned how to fuck for 8 hours straight (or more) without nutting. I guess not nutting in two yrs (cept for once) did something to me cuz when I got out I could just fuck chicks till they passed out. Not that they all did but a few did.




:ouch:

JASPER
07-07-2008, 04:16 PM
Ain't had pussy in a while, been to busy fucking assholes.

shinobi4227
07-07-2008, 04:19 PM
SI never have used vasoline. not ever.:nonono: If I need to use a lube with a chick and or my wife then I use that shit by durex called "play". You wouldnt know nothing bout that though. lololololol

Naw neither. I just dont like going for long periods of time or should I say a week at most without pussy. I lost my virginity when I was 14 and like I said , the shit wasnt everyday till I was 17. I aint just go and fuck any bitch though. I'm sure there was a few I wish I hadnt hit though. Its all good.

just never went months without pussy cept for when I did my 2 yr bid. In 2 yrs I only beat it once!!!! I'm still proud of that. When I got out after that bid , I learned how to fuck for 8 hours straight (or more) without nutting. I guess not nutting in two yrs (cept for once) did something to me cuz when I got out I could just fuck chicks till they passed out. Not that they all did but a few did.

:ouch:
Same here, but right now i'm in a fucking drought, however, i got mad bitches around me like nu pussy waiting to get fucked.

INF
07-07-2008, 04:20 PM
Ain't had pussy in a while, been to busy fucking assholes.


happened to the red lights???})

STYLE
07-07-2008, 04:21 PM
man its 2008. the value of pussy stock is at a 100 year low. i mean really....go get some. it can't be that hard. but i do attribute much of your problem to location.

warning....trailer trash will drain swagger.

begongo
07-07-2008, 04:21 PM
just never went months without pussy cept for when I did my 2 yr bid. In 2 yrs I only beat it once!!!! I'm still proud of that. When I got out after that bid , I learned how to fuck for 8 hours straight (or more) without nutting. I guess not nutting in two yrs (cept for once) did something to me cuz when I got out I could just fuck chicks till they passed out. Not that they all did but a few did.
:ouch:
shit man ... didn't your balls grow to the point where it became unbearable or something? and hell I don't wanna know to what occasion you busted that 1 nut lol

STYLE
07-07-2008, 04:27 PM
just go out. not ness to bars or clubs, but go do everyday type activities, groceries, go wash a load of clothes at the laundrymat, go to the mall ...etc.

keep the goal of getting pussy at the front of your mind.

show the target you are really interested by complimenting her and hitting her with the famed dibiasse smile. then ask for the number.

physical contact works well too if properly timed.

comedy....laughter is the highway to the vagina.

keep the thought of getting pussy at the front of your mind.

shinobi4227
07-07-2008, 04:30 PM
just go out. not ness to bars or clubs, but go do everyday type activities, groceries, go wash a load of clothes at the laundrymat, go to the mall ...etc.

keep the goal of getting pussy at the front of your mind.

show the target you are really interested by complimenting her and hitting her with the famed dibiasse smile. then ask for the number.

physical contact works well too if properly timed.

comedy....laughter is the highway to the vagina.

keep the thought of getting pussy at the front of your mind.






On me its like a fucking poster which only females could see and you know what? they don't mind :)

shinobi4227
07-07-2008, 04:38 PM
An these are the kinda females i only fucks with, bitch gotta be sexy ya digg:)
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc293/latmommie/Tila_tequila_309.jpg

Anything lesser would prolly not even give me a boner

INF
07-07-2008, 04:41 PM
shit man ... didn't your balls grow to the point where it became unbearable or something? and hell I don't wanna know to what occasion you busted that 1 nut lol



I busted that one nut in my sleep Duke.})


It was horrible. Buhleed me , it was horrible to go that long. I would catch myself in a dream many times getting ready to bust and would wake myself but one night it was too much.

I didnt feel cool beating my shit while I'm locked up with 100 percent dudes. Some mf's be beating it in the shower like its all god. They be starring to see if there is a female guard on watch and then they just sit there and beat it too her. ITs called "Killin". WHen you beat off on a female Guard you "killiin on em".

I dont know what its called when you beat off on a male guard though. Possibly the same thing.


*Checks chopped bbq chicken marinating on a pot on the stove*

JASPER
07-07-2008, 04:43 PM
happened to the red lights???})I keep that on the down low since I think I caught some shit. I'm too scared to get tested, so I'll go fuck a girl and see if she catches it too.

shinobi4227
07-07-2008, 04:44 PM
i wonder wtf is begongo doing in a pussy thread? i thought you like dicks?(no homo)

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-07-2008, 04:46 PM
man its 2008. the value of pussy stock is at a 100 year low. i mean really....go get some. it can't be that hard. but i do attribute much of your problem to location.

warning....trailer trash will drain swagger.



truth

begongo
07-07-2008, 04:48 PM
i wonder wtf is begongo doing in a pussy thread? i thought you like dicks?(no homo)
I'm a lesbian you fuckin homo

shinobi4227
07-07-2008, 04:49 PM
I'm a lesbian you fuckin homo

so fuck what

shinobi4227
07-07-2008, 04:51 PM
warning....trailer trash will drain swagger

No dooubt, now shez gonna know why i stay away from her.

begongo
07-07-2008, 04:52 PM
I busted that one nut in my sleep Duke.})


It was horrible. Buhleed me , it was horrible to go that long. I would catch myself in a dream many times getting ready to bust and would wake myself but one night it was too much.

I didnt feel cool beating my shit while I'm locked up with 100 percent dudes. Some mf's be beating it in the shower like its all god. They be starring to see if there is a female guard on watch and then they just sit there and beat it too her. ITs called "Killin". WHen you beat off on a female Guard you "killiin on em".

I dont know what its called when you beat off on a male guard though. Possibly the same thing.


*Checks chopped bbq chicken marinating on a pot on the stove*already repped you for your first post, can't do it anymore .. I'm just amazed man ... shit that must've been hell ... I probably would've "killed on the female guard" if I knew it was safe

IrOnMaN
07-07-2008, 06:09 PM
oh, well idk if it's the same where you at, but around here women will sex the shit out of black guys, but make sure you don't come off as a book reading negro with a post highschool vocabulary, cause that's not what they're looking for. :Y

both black and white ones.

WTF? Let me get an understanding of this. You mean to tell me that since I'm a footstep away from receiving my B.S. in Geology and since I SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH, white and black women won't like me because I don't fit the African-American male stereotype? Get the fuck out of here!

HANZO
07-07-2008, 06:12 PM
i been on a pussy drought for 2 weeks now. my girl a bitch, i mean her behaviour will result in me cheating on her. then she will get mad about it. If i dnt end up having a threesome on my bday, im gonna be mad.

TheWolf
07-07-2008, 06:12 PM
I once went over 15 years without having sex.

15 years, son!!!

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07-07-2008, 06:14 PM
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IrOnMaN
07-07-2008, 06:15 PM
I once went over 15 years without having sex.

15 years, son!!!

Lies.

The Grandmaster
07-07-2008, 06:34 PM
WTF? Let me get an understanding of this. You mean to tell me that since I'm a footstep away from receiving my B.S. in Geology and since I SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH, white and black women won't like me because I don't fit the African-American male stereotype? Get the fuck out of here!

Lies.

u cant read, and fail to detect humour

i hate dumb people

INF
07-07-2008, 06:46 PM
u cant read, and fail to detect humour

i hate dumb people

I once went over 15 years without having sex.

15 years, son!!!


word.



I know the wolf aint lyin though. knowin him it makes sense and then again it doesnt.

thats the "truff"

TheWolf
07-07-2008, 06:56 PM
word.



I know the wolf aint lyin though. knowin him it makes sense and then again it doesnt.

thats the "truff"


See Infinity knows what I'm talking about.

You white mu'fuckas cant understand this shit.

You aint gotta look at the words I'm writing, you gotta look at the words I'm not writing. Na' mean?

This that 5% shit, that strictly for the block shit.

Fuck you. Peace.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-07-2008, 07:06 PM
nobody cares what he says. You coulda said it in the whitest dialect possible and still we would not care.

TheWolf
07-07-2008, 07:08 PM
nobody cares what he says. You coulda said it in the whitest dialect possible and still we would not care.

You talking about me, god?

Olive Oil Goombah
07-07-2008, 07:25 PM
im talking about the royal 'we'

IrOnMaN
07-07-2008, 07:48 PM
u cant read, and fail to detect humour

i hate dumb people

If I couldn't read, why would I be here? I read exactly what he wrote. Stop bitchin' and go get your baby bottle. Thanks.

born invincible
07-07-2008, 07:57 PM
Ain't had pussy in a while, been to busy fucking assholes.


wildness...

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
07-07-2008, 08:00 PM
If I couldn't read, why would I be here? I read exactly what he wrote. Stop bitchin' and go get your baby bottle. Thanks.

i think he meant you can't read between the lines.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-07-2008, 08:02 PM
shut up slut chew on this mushroom(head)

TSA
07-07-2008, 09:08 PM
1)blacktsa wasnt lying... the dumber u r the easier it is to hit... but regardless its easy to get pussy... like style said the stock of it is at an alltime low and i guarantee within 1 week u can go to any city uve never been to before and smash.. and thats anybody on here. but blacktsa has somewhat standards so yeah, but basically either hang out with me for a night and say im tryin to get cutty regardless, ill get u a dumb skeez... or grocery store/church is where its at for good women

IrOnMaN
07-08-2008, 12:20 PM
Forget all that work. Isn't just easier to hire a hooker?

TSA
07-09-2008, 04:44 AM
just go out. not ness to bars or clubs, but go do everyday type activities, groceries, go wash a load of clothes at the laundrymat, go to the mall ...etc.

keep the goal of getting pussy at the front of your mind.

show the target you are really interested by complimenting her and hitting her with the famed dibiasse smile. then ask for the number.

physical contact works well too if properly timed.

comedy....laughter is the highway to the vagina.

keep the thought of getting pussy at the front of your mind.






good jewels, but it's the swagger, i feel like my swag is off...im gonna listen to e-40 for the next 3 days and e-40 only, see if that does the trick


it's also a matter of straight up meeting new women. that shit is difficult around here acutally, i don't go to bars, parties are gay to me now, i guess i can start looking in random public places though

OH and if you don't drink alchohol pussies dry up like a fuckin dry piece of dryness. Expecially the white ones. It's wierd but it's true, i try not to announce it, but some douche always pops up and goes
DID YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T DRINK

and then walks away so that the bitch can be all

"Oh, so you like being sober eh...well uhhhhhhh....gotta hit the ol dusty trial" and then walk away

or have a conversation about how you don't drink, and then start thinking your some type of weirdo christian boy cause you don't smoke either.

the bitch is then instinctively forced to say "So what do you do for fun"
then i will get mad cause that's the most pathetic question i've ever heard in my life, but is asked 96% of the time.

then i say "have fun" and

a. they won't get it even though there's nothing to get
b. they will think im rude, but there's no unrude answer to that gay question
c. they won't get it and continue to try and find out how it's possible to enjoy life without being drunk cause they're depressed
d. they'll figure out im 100% in control of what im doing and therefore the thought of spontaneous sex with a non drinking non smoking big word using brian gumble talking unthuggishlythuggy i bet he can tell im not really as drunk as im acting omg i feel so stupid guy..is out of the question


but that's sluts, i do exceptionally well with normal undepressed women, finding them is a problem, plus im loosing my smoov talk due to gimp exposure

TSA
07-09-2008, 04:53 AM
1)blacktsa wasnt lying... the dumber u r the easier it is to hit... but regardless its easy to get pussy... like style said the stock of it is at an alltime low and i guarantee within 1 week u can go to any city uve never been to before and smash.. and thats anybody on here. but blacktsa has somewhat standards so yeah, but basically either hang out with me for a night and say im tryin to get cutty regardless, ill get u a dumb skeez... or grocery store/church is where its at for good women
i just need some wet.

just to get back in duh swing of things, but the skeezas you hang out with tend to be too dumb. like, i can't fake being that dumb, it's really, really hard, cause i'll be all "what do i say next" and shit
that's why it wasn't working hanging out with you pussywise.

if a bitch goes
"Ya'll white boys be trippin wit dat boo'shit"
and is white

i'll probably call her a name.

and if i didn't call her a name i would be so disappointed in myself for not calling her a name that i wouldn't feel like sceme'n on skeezas until i bust my name calling nut first

and if i didn't call her a name and continued to mack (in a fake voice), i would be to eager to get it over with and sound all pushy and 'rude', and it would be self rape at that point.

kinda like talking to a 6 year old that won't listen, plus i hate faking shit aways, accept how rich i am, i can fake that pretty well as soon as i upgrade the shoes to summer 08 strenf

my and ze god Rookie are going to met up with a young skipper in Omaha for a little clubbin if my myspace macking works, and it has high potential to work cause she's been dills'n the dills all throughout the zoey shit, but biggest worry is that she may be myspace fine and not that fine in real life, cause i saw signs of potential realness.

TSA
07-09-2008, 04:54 AM
WTF? Let me get an understanding of this. You mean to tell me that since I'm a footstep away from receiving my B.S. in Geology and since I SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH, white and black women won't like me because I don't fit the African-American male stereotype? Get the fuck out of here!

yes.

IrOnMaN
07-09-2008, 07:28 AM
yes.

You've got to be kidding me, right?

Fright
07-09-2008, 10:10 AM
TSA where are you from?

TSA
07-09-2008, 01:15 PM
^nebraska.
You've got to be kidding me, right?
no.

IrOnMaN
07-09-2008, 11:42 PM
^nebraska.

no.

So, in order for me to start getting notice by women of all races, I have to start behaving and talking like a nigga? Thanks.

TSA
07-10-2008, 11:13 AM
damn kid, where have you been.
it's not all races tho, just white
cause they have a racist perception of black people that they also happen to find extremely attractive, and when you don't fit it then your just white and unexciting.

like eating a pizza that tastes like french fries. Even if you like french fries, that would be a disgusting ass pizza cause you want your pizza to taste like pizza.

i usually don't interact with those types anyways, but that's where you get pussy in industrial numbers from so i may have to start cometh the openning on the gods apartment

Durag
07-10-2008, 11:25 AM
Tsa is kinda right, but i wouldnt say its that bad.

Its like over here, theres a certain section of women, they happen to be the hottest too, who will only go for guys that got a rep in the town. Guys that are known all over, usually for criminal reasons. They dig money, but not the kinda suit wearing, 9-5, office, mettings, money. More like the drug, violence, stolen money. Kinda immature, but its the truth.

You could be one of the most minted people in the town, and you try to chat them up, all dressed up in your 700 euro suit, with your expensive deodorant, and they'll fuckin laugh at ya. They'll ask you who da fuck you are, and laugh. Either that or they'll completly ignore ya. You might have the money, but to them your not fun or exciting.

Then after the pubs close you might be walking home, and you see some scumbag with his tracksuits, baseball cap, nike runners, smoking a joint, with his arm around the same girl you tried it on with.

Luckily, i fall more into the second category, but thats the way it is here with a certain section of women

begongo
07-10-2008, 11:31 AM
Ironman faces a personality crisis

Durag
07-10-2008, 11:35 AM
^Haha

Those bitches arent worth shit though. Let them have the fellas they want, most end up pregnant, abused or in jail. If not all. Serves them right.

TSA
07-10-2008, 12:00 PM
yeah, that's why i don't deal with them, im to stubborn to compromise my self for someone i think should be hit with a Mack truck

i would just wish they would stop saying 'you talk white'
i speak WAY better then white ppl. waaaaaayyyy better.
ppl get paid to speak as well as i do, and white ppls english is just as bad and black ppls

there's no difference between

dude, i saw this dude downtown and shit, he was all looking at me funny and shit

and nigga, i saw this nigga downtown or whatever, lookin at a nigga all funny and shit.



the fuck is a 'crick'? it's a creek you fucking mongrel.

IrOnMaN
07-10-2008, 12:15 PM
:/

So, I should start talking to fat chicks? That's what it boils down to. I have to talk to fat chicks? Damn!

Durag
07-10-2008, 12:22 PM
yeah, that's why i don't deal with them, im to stubborn to compromise my self for someone i think should be hit with a Mack truck

i would just wish they would stop saying 'you talk white'
i speak WAY better then white ppl. waaaaaayyyy better.
ppl get paid to speak as well as i do, and white ppls english is just as bad and black ppls

there's no difference between

dude, i saw this dude downtown and shit, he was all looking at me funny and shit

and nigga, i saw this nigga downtown or whatever, lookin at a nigga all funny and shit.



the fuck is a 'crick'? it's a creek you fucking mongrel.

Wow, that is fuckin ignorant.

In my town its mostly whites, so those from the really poor areas are treated like that. If they have a normal Irish accent, girls do say, 'you dont sound like your from there' and assume their nerds, coz no nerds could possible come from those areas (in their minds), so they dont bother with them.

They expect you to talk like 'I sweaaar ta god sham, ive knocked da fuck outaa everyone in dis town. Is dat fookin reeeeeeehab looookin at me? Hey you ill fookin staaaab you if you look at me again, ill pooonch da fookin head a ya ya fookin retard' etc etc etc. Very intelligent English. But that certain section of woman love that, and wont have anything else

TSA
07-10-2008, 12:40 PM
yeah, they except me to have traces of a southern accent that dates back to my ancestoral ties to the deep south although my parents moved to the US in 1980.


men expect it too. Ya'll remember the stylemaster v. tsa thing. It all started cause i said i was as different from black americans as i am from white americans because of my background and the fact that i have nothing to do with them whatsoever except we have a similar skin tint, though mine is often darker then theirs. They're actually the second to the last group of ppl i encountered in my life. last being Arabs.

then, because all people with black skin have southern accents, i was an uncle tom lawlz. The same arguement has come up atleast twice a year in real life. In middle school it was weekly.

TSA
07-10-2008, 12:43 PM
oh, they also assume i think im better then them cause im 'trying to be white'.

when it's very far from fact. Because americans are really stupid, i assumed white ppl were really stupid and disfunctional and since i hadn't met af. americans they were the smart ones. then i encountered them and it was the exact same thing with different cloths on. Mainly cause americans in general are stupid.

TSA
07-10-2008, 01:05 PM
yessir

IrOnMaN
07-10-2008, 01:14 PM
Fat chicks. That's what good men have to go for these days. I can't believe this. Thanks guys.

begongo
07-10-2008, 01:21 PM
you're more of a man after you fucked a fat chick

the fuck's so hard to believe?

TSA
07-10-2008, 01:32 PM
idk if this guy has been living under a rock, but he's just learning this shit now

fat girls are WAY underrated though

they're way finer then nonfatgirls, cooler, realer, truer....shall i say...triller?....

fat girls > girls

Surreptitious
07-10-2008, 03:38 PM
i only fuck fat bitches from now on
big bitches will take care of u

and if u have a pussy drought just fuck an 18 year old them bitches are so easy its not even really fun to pull them but its better then beating of to booty threads on wucorp

fat bitchs, that shit is the truth. I used to have this big girl when I lived in Raleigh NC, anytime I got home from the bar and didnt have any herb, I could call her up, she would pack up the bong, rub down my back and then we would fuck, and you can go to poundtown on a big girl, they can take the impact, and she actually had a realy attractive face and some good big ol curves

IrOnMaN
07-10-2008, 08:59 PM
^^^Sounds nice.