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TSA
07-06-2008, 01:28 AM
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who's the most asswhooping son of a bitch eva?

SKAMPOE
07-06-2008, 01:29 AM
i aint pussy whooped i woops pussy

TSA
07-06-2008, 01:43 AM
what?

go to sleep

SickSide
07-06-2008, 01:46 AM
Arnie

"WHO IS YA DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO"

SKAMPOE
07-06-2008, 01:51 AM
i say shaft! arnold wins in da jungle but in the city limits shaft blasts that racist

SickSide
07-06-2008, 02:15 AM
What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
http://images.art.com/images/-/Arnold-Schwarzenegger---Predator--C10104031.jpeg

NIGHT MAYOR
07-06-2008, 02:26 AM
Its Not A Tumor

TSA
07-06-2008, 02:29 AM
the true living answer?




























http://ace.mu.nu/archives/seagal1.GIF

The Void
07-06-2008, 02:42 AM
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj141/autumn1234hand/arnold_blood.jpg

SickSide
07-06-2008, 02:55 AM
http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Arnold-Schwarzenegger/arnold-joint-smoker.jpg

STYLE
07-06-2008, 03:07 AM
maaaaan you come straight out of comic book


http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blackbeltjones.jpg

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STYLE
07-06-2008, 03:13 AM
best line ever.....
"i'll make you look like a sick faggot" lol
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SickSide
07-06-2008, 03:14 AM
STYLE ur sig pic is probaly the greatest thing i have ever seen

STYLE
07-06-2008, 03:21 AM
STYLE ur sig pic is probaly the greatest thing i have ever seen


you ain't seen nuttin yet...more to cum.

JASPER
07-06-2008, 04:35 AM
Arnold, because off the set he's just as powerful.

Maccabee Ridah
07-06-2008, 07:53 AM
Jim "Dragon" Kelly 4 sure..............

Longbongcilvaringz
07-06-2008, 08:03 AM
fuck this new reks shit is fucking terrific.

all of it.

80% of the new South rap shit blows

Say goodnight to the industry, dj premier sentenced me, to prepare something lethal for the ear.

I think I WANT TO KILL BILL OREILly

UHHH I THINK THEY WANT THE NEW MAKAVELLI

VZA
07-06-2008, 08:11 AM
Arnie

"WHO IS YA DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO"

Fuck you asshole!
No, fuck YOU asshole.

JASPER
07-06-2008, 08:19 AM
80% of the new South rap shit blows

Fuck you.

Longbongcilvaringz
07-06-2008, 08:26 AM
erm

no

fuck you

sir

regards,

reks

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TSA
07-06-2008, 09:41 AM
pat shut the hell up, you would NEVER post that shit around Jim Kelly

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Style, your acknowledgement of Jim Kelly's stamina is applaudable.
but in all realness Steven Seagal would boil the niggas gentials and beat him with the pot


http://gagathemovies.com/cast/Steven%20Seagal.jpg
whooping ass isn't the sheer act of inflicting harm on ppl. It's a total package, pullin the bitches, collateral damage, The witty 1 liners, and having and uncanny violent streak that comes from a love for justice


http://gagathemovies.com/cast/Steven%20Seagal.jpg
plus the fuckin FOCUS. Look at that ape's face. FOCUS. This nigga easts his cereal with a look on his face that can avenge the deaths for 20 police deputies in out fatal akkido blow to the throat for gays.


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Look at him in motion, he's the only hero that worst then the villain lol. He'll whoop your ass at a bar, then whoop everyone at the bars ass just for being there. god DAMN.





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/ivywitch/Steven_Seagal_Emotion_Chart.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
07-06-2008, 09:50 AM
fuck, i dunno.

ive got this set so no pictures show up and i just figured.

you know.

im still a little hazy.

honestly

begongo
07-06-2008, 09:55 AM
TekStyles

Longbongcilvaringz
07-06-2008, 09:59 AM
lorikeet

lorikeet is a great word

fucking good.

http://dev0.deepend.com.au/sww/site/downloads/images/SWW_Rainbow_Lorikeet.jpg


much better than cellardoor imo.

but still good.

TSA
07-06-2008, 10:02 AM
http://gagathemovies.com/cast/Steven%20Seagal.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
07-06-2008, 10:06 AM
hm, i remember watching Under Siege 2, before i watched Under Siege 1.

Both were pretty fucking raw hide banutso.

One scene that always comes back to me is the one with the evil fuckers on the boat just tearing huge chunks of raw meat from like some carcass.

They were like Russian fuckers, and were just getting real with this raw meat like uh.

And how the chick like jumps out of the cake, and shots wild out all over the joint.

Under Siege 2 is probably better though, just because it was that sort of wonderful.

Longbongcilvaringz
07-06-2008, 10:15 AM
hey that isnt exactly i dunno, like fair man.

because im not jewish really.

i bank like a jew

lorikeet style.

STYLE
07-06-2008, 10:32 AM
fuck segal.... no swagger....no chicks......

Ritter
07-06-2008, 10:36 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/ivywitch/Steven_Seagal_Emotion_Chart.jpg

Hahaha legendary. But this guy kicks the most ass :

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/tucker.jpg

Longbongcilvaringz
07-06-2008, 10:41 AM
fuck segal.... no swagger....no chicks......

you're a noob bro.

because i distinctly remember him with a chick, if not multiples, in both films.

you must be out of here now.

Ritter
07-06-2008, 10:48 AM
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p14/beatnikloserkid/Hunks/vin_diesel_02.jpg

You've slept on him. Now you have to die.

Lil' Ruger
07-06-2008, 11:16 AM
obviously the black belt dud i only saw in one movie but still a straight up G....and then arnold cuz hes hated by every crip anywhere and should be worshipped by the bloods lolz.

TSA
07-06-2008, 11:18 AM
fuck segal.... no swagger....no chicks......
all that shit > Seagal

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plus he tends to get the panties in every movie.

Ritter
07-06-2008, 11:35 AM
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STYLE
07-06-2008, 11:38 AM
you're a noob bro.

because i distinctly remember him with a chick, if not multiples, in both films.

you must be out of here now.




segal always has a chick in the movie, but does he hit it?

Jim Kelly fucks at least 3 at a time. unless he has a big day the next day then he settles for a threesome.
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pat you might wanna head out the back. there's an angry mob of negroes with afros and baseball bats out front and they asked for you by name.

Longbongcilvaringz
07-06-2008, 11:43 AM
Thats doesn't sound like a likely scenario to me.

Ive never encountered angry negroids in the past so i dont see why i would be in a position to 'get ma tussle on' with an entire group of them.

The Bateman shimmy usually throws opponents off and gives me enough time to escape anyway.

Segal does 'hit it' in some movies im almost positive.

What about when hes on the train?

Im sure he gets up in some

Olive Oil Goombah
07-06-2008, 11:59 AM
Shiiiiiiiiit....Bruce would fuck em all up. Norris was his bitch, Jim Kelly was his supporting actor...plus he was fuckin Lauren Holly. oh my god your all idiots.

TSA
07-06-2008, 12:04 PM
Mario Meatball only wants to please his nigga.


Seagal always hits, and he has that look on his face when he does it LOL



































http://ace.mu.nu/archives/seagal1.GIF

KidSha
07-06-2008, 12:12 PM
I heard that Van dam and Steve seagull got jumped at a club and got they ass whooped..

Chuck Norris be taking them brothers out straight gangsta style...

TSA
07-06-2008, 12:16 PM
you know who's being left out?



















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KidSha
07-06-2008, 12:18 PM
ohh snap..

JASPER
07-06-2008, 12:20 PM
http://thebrokenforum.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/deathwish1.jpg

pep
07-06-2008, 12:37 PM
u gotta give it 2 bruce.

SKAMPOE
07-06-2008, 12:44 PM
steven segal is a bitch made nigga, he had ties to the real mob n snitch all them niggas out, hes a rat! any fag vouching for this dude is a bitch ass rat too! fuck steven segal!

SickSide
07-06-2008, 01:08 PM
Fuck Seagal, The One Movie With Kurt Russel, Segal Dies In Like 40 Mins, Coz He Dont Have His Pony Tail

VZA
07-06-2008, 01:16 PM
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/5044-Kimbo3_TomCasino.jpg

SickSide
07-06-2008, 01:20 PM
wtf is goin on with his belly button

SickSide
07-06-2008, 01:22 PM
http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/pride/images/fedor.jpg

BTTR KNG KOOL
07-06-2008, 01:35 PM
http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/pride/images/fedor.jpg

^Fedor is serious

STYLE
07-06-2008, 02:00 PM
nah who we're forgetting.......
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/1/wesley-snipes-crazy.jpg

Ritter
07-06-2008, 02:03 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j30/kimtassstic/MrT15.jpg

http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1171199-Rambo-Penticton.jpg

Them two.

V4D3R
07-06-2008, 02:48 PM
Charles Bronson was a bad ass mofoka.

Why is nobody mentioning Tony Jaa. Nobody could test that mofoka nowadays - no matter the size/power

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Too bad Rampage didnt learn Jaa's leg sweep defence move - the 4th move in this vid.

V4D3R
07-06-2008, 02:59 PM
Are you insane to think anybody can fuck with this movie scene?
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HANZO
07-06-2008, 03:46 PM
Arnold would rip all their limbs off. one punch from a 240lbs block of muscle will hurt. plus he killed a predator on his own.

VZA
07-06-2008, 06:01 PM
Oldboy knows how to kick ass.
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Olive Oil Goombah
07-06-2008, 06:18 PM
Jean Claude Van Dam got his ass beat by Chuck Zito.

Steven Seagal was a SEAL so im sure he could fuck some shit up. Jim Kelly, Bruce, all them guys could kick ass.

Arnold is a roid freak and an actor. Nothing more.

But as long as were in fantasyland......Indiana Jones had a great chin, could take a pounding and still keep it comin. Plus he hit hard....one of the masters of bare knuckled brawlin.

DrunkenMasta303
07-06-2008, 06:24 PM
who's the most asswhooping son of a bitch eva?

the ones you guys mentioned are all jokes compared to this muthufukka...











































http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/bushEPA1409_468x364.jpg

^he looks harmless, but thats only a mask, THE DUDE IS A MASTER IN ASSWHOOPING

TSA
07-06-2008, 06:31 PM
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there's been way ruggeder presidents. The ruggedest being the god above. He was sickly and weak as a child, but dedicated a period of his life to getting buff so he can fuck shit up. After that he proceeded to swim with sharks, set up boxing rings in the white house with himself as the star feature, enslave taft, and take a bullet, give a 2 hour speech, then go to the hospital.

TSA
07-06-2008, 06:33 PM
and skampoe i've heard your titty residue boils when Seagal comes to Denys



























http://ace.mu.nu/archives/seagal1.GIF

V4D3R
07-06-2008, 07:23 PM
Tony Jaa would kill any of them

TSA
07-06-2008, 08:13 PM
Tony Jaa is a BAD son of a bitch. Half the shit on Ong Bak, let alone the Protector would easily make him a contender for the title

Guarded By Martyrs
07-06-2008, 08:19 PM
Arnie

"WHO IS YA DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO"

Bwhahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Where's Dominic ?"

"HE'S GONE TO GET HIS LAZERS.........DOMINIC !!!!!!!!!"

Hahahahaha
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Bruce Lee would fuck them all up in my opinion.

famenchuan
07-06-2008, 08:21 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXx3_ykUpfY

RzaRectum
07-06-2008, 08:30 PM
See you at the party, Richter!

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The Grandmaster
07-06-2008, 08:35 PM
are u fucking kidding me

bruce lee >>> martial arts

V4D3R
07-06-2008, 08:55 PM
are u fucking kidding me

bruce lee >>> martial arts
THE ALL TIME ULTIMATE FIGHT

Tony Jaa vs Bruce Lee

that would be some furious shit to see. It would be fast or long and very technical.

DrunkenMasta303
07-06-2008, 09:03 PM
tony jaa is overrated as hell

hes just doing what jacky chan did already 30 years ago

RzaRectum
07-06-2008, 09:16 PM
The man is cashing in, it doesn't matter what Jackie Chan did.

TSA
07-06-2008, 09:18 PM
Lee would back smack jaa so hard all his seeds'll be born deformed.

Lee is faster then the human eye and his style is based on sonning ppl restricted to a particular martial art like jaa, no contest.

HANZO
07-06-2008, 09:42 PM
Bwhahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Where's Dominic ?"

"HE'S GONE TO GET HIS LAZERS.........DOMINIC !!!!!!!!!"

Hahahahaha

DOMINIC GET DOUWN FROM DER!!!

shits classic.

The Grandmaster
07-06-2008, 10:01 PM
Lee would back smack jaa so hard all his seeds'll be born deformed.

Lee is faster then the human eye and his style is based on sonning ppl restricted to a particular martial art like jaa, no contest.

word, as far as him owning jaa goes

where the hell is jackie on that list tho? and jet li?

TSA
07-06-2008, 10:26 PM
well i couldn't include everyone, but add if you feel that need, and include a youtube video of the particular person busting ass like a mother fuckin homo, como, esta