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Ghost In The 'Lac
07-08-2008, 10:06 AM
10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Wonít Admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5-year-child is too big for a stroller.
8. NíSync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional butt-whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Wonít Admit:

1. Hickeys are not attractive. <<elohel very true |)
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Men donít wear hair nets.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. ďJump out and runĒ is not a substitute for car insurance.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi canít possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 Truths White And Hispanic People Know, But Black People Wonít Admit:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesnít know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.
7. Red is not a Kool-aid flavor, itís a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.






add on

TAURO
07-08-2008, 10:12 AM
This thread exists already, i've read these before here, oh and these are spot on the truth...

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

begongo
07-08-2008, 10:14 AM
lmao @ using the gay thug dating banner as your avatar hahahahhahahah

TSA
07-08-2008, 11:11 AM
Africans to all of you niggas

1. We actually have the best grades and degrees, not asians
2. Sudanese ppl don't count
3. Egyptians aren't black
4. black people owned slaves too
5. bald head bitches are fly as fuck, you'll realize it soon enough
6. We're marrying you for visas
7. Fela Kuti is John Lennon's god
8. Fela Kuti is Bob Marley's God
9. quit letting your kids close their room door, it's NEVER good news.
10. Your kids own no property in your house, quit all that "Let go off Tim's PSP" shit
11. Don't take your kids to Disney land, it makes the mcdonalds fun mase that much better
12. Your not getting any money, That email is a lie
13. Ja Rule is still alive
14. Color coordination is for the weak
15. We take 2 baths a day in africa, so all the 'dirty' jokes don't make sense
16. 98% of african jokes don't make sense to africans unless told by other africans cause they're poorly informed stereotypes about regions of africa we have nothing to do with, kinda like making a mexican joke at a french person, that shit wouldn't make sense.
17. Fortunetly we do have true living stereotypes, for instance
18. Africans are never on time
19. Africans are horribly disorganized
20. Different parts of our bodies are differeny shades of black
21. Nigerians are con artists
22. All stereotypes that apply for jews apply for nigerians
23. Ethiopians have big heads
24. The Sudanesse are unbathed, ashy, fight all the time, dumb, say 'man' inbetween every sentence.
25. We're cheap cause
26. We're poor
27. We leave every event the minute the food finishes
28. most stereotypes that apply for black ppl apply for africans X15
29. We all hate and look down on every other african
30. Congolese ppl are short
31. Togolese ppl are the human versions of Goofy from the Disney movies, i kid you not.
32. Nigerians say 'O' after everything when they're mad
33. Nigerians pop each others pimples in public
34. Arab africans don't count
35. South Africans are criminals
36. Nigerians get deported at least 4 times before the age of 40
37. Nigerians will go everywhere in the world except Nigeria
38. Ppl from Ghana are short and disgruntled
39. Liberian girls are slutty and don't wear panties
40. Nigerians all do Voodoo rituals that include sacrificing ppl for money
41. Nigerians are corrupt
42. Africans are irritable
43. Nigerians developed hilarious Rick Ross folds on the back of their necks at the age of 35
44. Nigerian hair is the worst hair in the world
45. Ethiopians dance like chickens, and it's fuckin funny
46. Anytime you give someone from Congo a camera he films massive butts shaking
47. AFricans are critically unromantic
48. Nigerians are obsessed with having more money then other nigerians, so to call on poor, or something they're wearing cheap or fake is a fatal blow.
49. Yoruba women don't wear underwear
50. Hausa ppl can't read
51. Hausa ppl smell
52. Hausa ppl are ugly
53. Yoruba ppl can take a shit anywhere at any given time
54. Igbos can deep throat because of the way and quantities they eat
55. Ogoni ppl are all slutty
56. Igbo ppl have massive facial features like lips and noses
57. everything in africa was made in 1995
58. Hausa have 40 wives and no home
59. Yoruba women have 40 kids and no dad
60. Anything bought from an Igbo person will break within the next 6 hours

BTTR KNG KOOL
07-08-2008, 11:21 AM
5. bald head bitches are fly as fuck, you'll realize it soon enough


5. bald head bitches are fly as fuck, you'll realize it soon enough


5. bald head bitches are fly as fuck, you'll realize it soon enough

IrOnMaN
07-08-2008, 11:32 AM
Large white and black t-shirts aren't attractive to society.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-08-2008, 11:49 AM
Africans to all of you niggas

1. We actually have the best grades and degrees, not asians
2. Sudanese ppl don't count
3. Egyptians aren't black
4. black people owned slaves too
5. bald head bitches are fly as fuck, you'll realize it soon enough
6. We're marrying you for visas
7. Fela Kuti is John Lennon's god
8. Fela Kuti is Bob Marley's God
9. quit letting your kids close their room door, it's NEVER good news.
10. Your kids own no property in your house, quit all that "Let go off Tim's PSP" shit
11. Don't take your kids to Disney land, it makes the mcdonalds fun mase that much better
12. Your not getting any money, That email is a lie
13. Ja Rule is still alive
14. Color coordination is for the weak
15. We take 2 baths a day in africa, so all the 'dirty' jokes don't make sense
16. 98% of african jokes don't make sense to africans unless told by other africans cause they're poorly informed stereotypes about regions of africa we have nothing to do with, kinda like making a mexican joke at a french person, that shit wouldn't make sense.
17. Fortunetly we do have true living stereotypes, for instance
18. Africans are never on time
19. Africans are horribly disorganized
20. Different parts of our bodies are differeny shades of black
21. Nigerians are con artists
22. All stereotypes that apply for jews apply for nigerians
23. Ethiopians have big heads
24. The Sudanesse are unbathed, ashy, fight all the time, dumb, say 'man' inbetween every sentence.
25. We're cheap cause
26. We're poor
27. We leave every event the minute the food finishes
28. most stereotypes that apply for black ppl apply for africans X15
29. We all hate and look down on every other african
30. Congolese ppl are short
31. Togolese ppl are the human versions of Goofy from the Disney movies, i kid you not.
32. Nigerians say 'O' after everything when they're mad
33. Nigerians pop each others pimples in public
34. Arab africans don't count
35. South Africans are criminals
36. Nigerians get deported at least 4 times before the age of 40
37. Nigerians will go everywhere in the world except Nigeria
38. Ppl from Ghana are short and disgruntled
39. Liberian girls are slutty and don't wear panties
40. Nigerians all do Voodoo rituals that include sacrificing ppl for money
41. Nigerians are corrupt
42. Africans are irritable
43. Nigerians developed hilarious Rick Ross folds on the back of their necks at the age of 35
44. Nigerian hair is the worst hair in the world
45. Ethiopians dance like chickens, and it's fuckin funny
46. Anytime you give someone from Congo a camera he films massive butts shaking
47. AFricans are critically unromantic
48. Nigerians are obsessed with having more money then other nigerians, so to call on poor, or something they're wearing cheap or fake is a fatal blow.
49. Yoruba women don't wear underwear
50. Hausa ppl can't read
51. Hausa ppl smell
52. Hausa ppl are ugly
53. Yoruba ppl can take a shit anywhere at any given time
54. Igbos can deep throat because of the way and quantities they eat
55. Ogoni ppl are all slutty
56. Igbo ppl have massive facial features like lips and noses
57. everything in africa was made in 1995
58. Hausa have 40 wives and no home
59. Yoruba women have 40 kids and no dad
60. Anything bought from an Igbo person will break within the next 6 hours



This is my favorite post on the history of GenChat bro.

You are a good observationist. You forgot things like how all west african men under 30 are attempting to mack 24/7, the lack of respect west africans have for other west africans in higher authority to them (this is part of the reason all of the soccer teams have some random white german guy in charge), the amount of west africans that have amazingly slick tongues (i.e weave a story to you and get you in the palm of their hand simply from their convo prositiution), and a group of west african friends together will burst into laughter at something on average 10 times more than american white males of the same age demogrphic, and the idea of having to be nice to a women once youve got the nut off does not exist, once you got what you came for, shes discarded

SKAMPOE
07-08-2008, 01:52 PM
great thread! tsa u funny as all hell!!

Maccabee Ridah
07-08-2008, 07:27 PM
4.10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Wonít Admit:

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.


Absolutely the best one...............:D

Peace...........

SaqurakiHanamichi
07-08-2008, 08:53 PM
10 things European Whites dont KNow about Amercan Whites


1)THey are obsessed to find organic food
2)They use a credit card for everything even when their buying some gum
3)they love to walk lil dogs and care about the animals health then human health
4)They are obsessed with staying younger and doing yoga
5)they are on a 24/7 life time diet ,


not suppoused to be funny, but true shit

AcidPhosphate69
07-08-2008, 09:30 PM
1 Thing SaqurakiHanamichi doesn't know about white folks.

1. we're not all 25-30 year old rich white girls.
























Seriously, I don't know anybody that does that shit and I hang out with 99% white people.

The Void
07-08-2008, 10:42 PM
Being white:
10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won’t Admit:
1. Elvis is dead. ~God damn right he is~
2. Jesus was not white. ~Obvious statement, white washed through time~
3. Rap music is here to stay. ~I'd prefer hip hop~
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. ~Absolutely disgusting~
5. Skinny does not equal sexy. ~Thank god, skinny is disgusting too, I need meat~
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. ~He had jungle fever and loved a ghetto booty~
7. A 5-year-child is too big for a stroller. ~3 is too big for a stroller~
8. N’Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. ~Tito had more talent then all of N'Sync combined~
9. An occasional butt-whooping helps a child stay in line. ~White kids need their asses whooped, they talk too much shit and are spoiled stupid whores ever since it became "wrong to hit your kids"~
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. ~"Oh, he's just expressing himself" So if I knocked you out I'd be expressing myself too...~

Sgt Holly Wood
07-09-2008, 07:24 AM
this thread was allready made... a while back though

like in 2006

JASPER
07-09-2008, 07:45 AM
5. bald head bitches are fly as fuck, you'll realize it soon enoughWhat the fuck?!

g_y8aEBWWRg

JASPER
07-09-2008, 08:08 AM
http://www.leethacker.com/images/t6i565h5etf2hv8upcvn.jpg

Sean
07-09-2008, 12:53 PM
^ wow wtf?!