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billyanalogue
07-09-2008, 07:52 AM
What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?


A straight line



add on any cracker jokes....

JASPER
07-09-2008, 08:03 AM
What did the black guy see when looking at his family tree?






















http://images.google.nl/url?q=http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/aap/photo06.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEvY4Cp0oFpPzlGWzisU6yoY40EVw

Sgt Holly Wood
07-09-2008, 08:06 AM
Rofl ^^

Ritter
07-09-2008, 08:10 AM
Hahahahahaha ^^^

DrunkenMasta303
07-09-2008, 08:15 AM
billyanalogue got owned...











































http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2882/owned9wz.jpg

JASPER
07-09-2008, 08:17 AM
You guys are laughing at racism. That's not cool.

DrunkenMasta303
07-09-2008, 08:20 AM
You guys are laughing at racism. That's not cool.

^yeah i was thinkin about that too but then i said FUKK IT (because threadstarter is a racist too)

Ritter
07-09-2008, 08:23 AM
A woman is in the shower, and her daughter comes in the bathroom running, not knowing her mother is there. She sees her mother in the shower, and points at her vagina and asks -

Daughter: 'Mommy what is that?'
Mommy: 'That's the female reproductive organ'
Daughter: 'When am I going to have one mommy?'
Mommy; 'When you grow up'

Mommy leaves the shower, goes to her room to dress up for work...

The next minute, the father is in the shower. Again, the daughter runs in, not knowing daddy is there. And asks, pointing at his penis -

Daughter: 'Daddy, what is that?'
Daddy: 'That's the male reproductive organ sweety'
Daughter: 'When am I going to have one daddy?'
Daddy: 'When mommy goes to work'

TheWolf
07-09-2008, 08:23 AM
http://gar.sydlexia.com/GAR_POSTER_0.bmp

begongo
07-09-2008, 08:24 AM
this was like one of the hardest and most on-point ownages in wucorp history

NIGHT MAYOR
07-09-2008, 08:28 AM
damm - all i got is jokes about the black man.

Johnny Dust
07-09-2008, 08:29 AM
What did the black guy see when looking at his family tree?
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/10/laugh460.jpg

NIGHT MAYOR
07-09-2008, 08:38 AM
fuck it - whats the diffrence between a black man and a park bench ? a park bench can support a family.

begongo
07-09-2008, 08:58 AM
billy is a secondary

billyanalogue
07-09-2008, 09:21 AM
you crackers are going to hell

STYLE
07-09-2008, 09:31 AM
how long does it take a cave bitch to take a shit?


9 months





whats white and 12" long?

nothing

Surreptitious
07-09-2008, 09:51 AM
I gonna take this thread into a different direction... no offense to anyone
What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

How do you stop a black man from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

begongo
07-09-2008, 09:56 AM
you crackers are going to hellI bet your from sicily and you think that makes you less of a cracker cuz it's so close to africa

VZA
07-09-2008, 09:56 AM
Why do black people call white people crackers?

Because we cracked you with whips when your nigger asses didn't pick cotton fast enough.

STYLE
07-09-2008, 10:03 AM
cracker- soda cracker - saltine cracker- white cracker-

see also peckerwood, whitebread, chicken shit

Surreptitious
07-09-2008, 10:41 AM
Ive heard flatass before to, thought that one was actually pretty funny

TheWolf
07-09-2008, 10:56 AM
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.




What do you call a white man in the ghetto?

A victim.





What do you call a white man in court?

The judge.

ItsArtic
07-09-2008, 11:12 AM
Why do black people call white people crackers?

Because we cracked you with whips when your nigger asses didn't pick cotton fast enough.

thats actually true

TSA
07-09-2008, 12:07 PM
damn, the supreme fury of this owning is unreal.

but to clarify things black ppl don't really make 'forumla' jokes

no knock knock

no "hey ted i heard this one down at the cabin"

it's too corny/unfunny

nor do they make race jokes unless it's specific to the situation.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-23-2008, 03:38 PM
that Jasper post was hilarious.



What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

whitey
07-23-2008, 03:51 PM
why dont like black people like aspirin?

its white, and it works.

whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

large pizza can feed a family of four, a black man cant.

why dont black people like blow jobs?

cause they dont like NO jobs.

VZA
07-23-2008, 04:05 PM
Q: Why does a white guy get up so early?
A: Cause he has a job!


Q: Why didn't the white guy play in the basketball game?
A: Cause he owns the team!


Q: Why didn't the white guy watch tv last Saturday?
A: Cause he was walking his yellow labrador retriever with his wife and 2.5 kids!


Q: What do you call a white man with a business degree?
A: Mediocre


Q: What's long white and musky??
A: The line to the GOP convention!


Q: What did the white guy do on the train?
A: Read


Q: Why did the white guy have 6 beers?
A: It's Saturday and he earned it by working hard all week


Q: What does a white guy use to soothe a sore throat?
A: Medical insurance


Q: What did the white man do on his birthday?
A: Went to a nice dinner and enjoyed the company of his friends


Q: Why did the white guy show up for class?
A: He did well in high school and had ambition


Q: Why did the white man miss his son's little league game??
A: Cause he was on his boat!


Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?
A: "Warden"






rofl

whitey
07-23-2008, 04:06 PM
hah those arent jokes.

JASPER
07-23-2008, 04:09 PM
What does a black woman and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods!

whitey
07-23-2008, 04:22 PM
yes, and that's why their funny.