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MAYOR QUIMBY
07-09-2008, 01:35 PM
Mic check, 1, 2,,,EmperorLES...

Ay yo, ay yo, ay yo, ay yo,
What ever happened to Blackula?
I wanna cruise by and swoop her up in my yellow Acura,
Yo baby doll, let me grab your hair, i'll smack-uh ya,
Diggin into that lesbian ass with fangs like Dracula,
Dont fight it girl, this skinny cat can't wait,
If you're a dyke, why on your MySpace it says "Straight"?
I see another word in there, it reads "Single,"
I'll pop my ooze like pimples all across your little dimples,
ODB was amateur compared to me,
I'm the kid peekin through the keyhole watching you pee,
Just give me TWO minutes, thats all i need,
Spread my butter between those knees and gently plant my seed,
So give me ONE chance like my name was Biggie,
Skampoe can have sloppy seconds cuz he's my niggy....

JASPER
07-09-2008, 01:45 PM
agreed
but theres no chance you'd get her digits
for she likes colombian midgets
from new jersey, the nigga is a bit quirky
heard he be dealing, weapons concealing
don't even waste your time
look my rep just turned lime
ah shucks i just saw you added two lines

SKAMPOE
07-09-2008, 01:47 PM
even if u was the first to hit it it still be sloppy seconds
i rekon
her clit hang low like a baby's dick
shits too sick
4 da god 2 even bother
i much rather stab her
with sumthing like a rambo knife
for being trife n not respecting her life
n showin her tits moe than twice!!

WARPATH
07-09-2008, 01:47 PM
weak.

If your gonna kick a flow to girl like blakula you need come wit the heat. Observe:

Tea baggin, jerkin on titees fat and saggin-
shit in your mouth and wipe my ass with your blouse while you gaggin-
engulfed in the pussy smell-
swell like a horse-
ridged, vainy and coarse-
making popping sounds when I pull out-
nut in your armpit and watch you pout-
makin a sweet face wit a shitty grin-
use clothes pins to pull your lips back and fit me in-
call up a homey so we both have you pinned-
but if balls touch, repent, confess your sin.

INF
07-09-2008, 01:49 PM
Fuckin slippy ghostwrites for necro

SKAMPOE
07-09-2008, 01:50 PM
@slippi
i knew there were gon be a couple of homo erotic lines on ur rhyme^^ friggin fag!

WARPATH
07-09-2008, 01:51 PM
The balls line was too much, I'm cramped for time though about to go back to first aid training.

WARPATH
07-09-2008, 01:52 PM
@slippi
i knew there were gon be a couple of homo erotic lines on ur rhyme^^ friggin fag!

You know you'd rub balls with me if we were buried deep in blackula, don't try and front. You love my ballsack. Now go do your hail mary's for your fagantasies.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
07-09-2008, 06:03 PM
Fuckin slippy ghostwrites for necro

Hahahaha..Fo sho..Rep

STYLE
07-09-2008, 07:41 PM
blackula hetero? hmm likely hypothesis
my lime dick ain't nothing compared to the real shit
tickle her nose with my pubes as i probe esophagus
while she blows, i check to see if she got real tits
i keeps it real bitch, have your heart racin like vick
when he's avoidin the blitz like i'm avoidin the kiss
paranoid from the dicks thats been laid yo lips
tsa gets a sniff cause i'm makin the booty stank
then post in the thread vote how the booty ranks
"great" "good" "bad" or "it was ok", oh yeah i can't forget
"i don't like pussy i'm gay"

Koolish
07-10-2008, 12:43 AM
blackula's a fucking liar like a hitman for hire
saying he's here to greet ya while he pulls out the barbed wire
she's only a lesbian cause so many desperate chumps
tried to run game until it gave her cha cha razor bumps
and so what's the smartest method to take?
say i'm a lesbian and their boners'll break
and it worked! now everyone knows
its only for the ladies she bends down to her toes

V4D3R
07-10-2008, 01:00 AM
Ivy Ivy Ivy ohh - Whoadie oadie oadie oh
where did that fat coochie go x 2
yes its fat as a rat infestation fed cat
Ima grand slam that shit off the tip of my bat
One of these days Ivy - ...one of these days
You gonna find out how it feels to have real dick make u spray
Knees wobblin...while the throat keeps gobblin
vader came in stole that bitch like I'm Robin

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 01:07 AM
uhhh this is awkward.. I feel like i just got thread raped..





Lame.

INF
07-10-2008, 01:17 AM
uhhh this is awkward.. I feel like i just got thread raped..





Lame.


fuckin knew it...:lmao:

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 01:23 AM
even if u was the first to hit it it still be sloppy seconds
i rekon
her clit hang low like a baby's dick
shits too sick
4 da god 2 even bother
i much rather stab her
with sumthing like a rambo knife
for being trife n not respecting her life
n showin her tits moe than twice!!



your mothers turning in her grave right now you scumbag

MAYOR QUIMBY
07-10-2008, 04:36 AM
^^You are currently the victim of a Wu Corp comments bukakke.

Oh ya, um,,,,,I love you. I'm watching "LUCAS" thinking of us.

http://lostinthepast.shunpike.net/a/lucas/lucas013.jpg

STYLE
07-10-2008, 04:49 AM
uhhh this is awkward.. I feel like i just got thread raped..





Lame.



it's not rape, its suprise sex.

DrunkenMasta303
07-10-2008, 06:30 AM
a lezbo gettin raped by dikks would be twice as awful for her would it?

STYLE
07-10-2008, 08:35 AM
and as i advance spit some words of romance
flippin lesbo to hetro now you takin a chance
take a hit off these plants then take off yo pants
titties jiggle as you giggle while math does his dance
pussy sweeter than sugar wucorp is on you like ants
why you actin so shy? i'll melt yo eskimoe pie
have it drippin while i'm licking with your legs in the sky
seven levels of heaven i'll have you ready to die
just send a private message when you ready to try
you want a girl and a guy? we can call up msrza
that sexy muhfukka will make you cum when you kiss her

kurupt_kw
07-10-2008, 09:56 AM
Kurupt's fucked up so I force it in your ass
nooo class and I thrust till I blast...in your hair
clean up wipe my dick with your underwear

12weLvE
07-10-2008, 12:14 PM
Becasue your a slut bitch, you woulnt get a buck trick
bi-sexual and gothic and far from erotic, your fucking rotten
you will soon be forgotten, a slut from the city of gotham
slide down my poll, not raw of course with a condom
nobody got love for you, you get thrown in the mud
stuff your panties up with ketchup and bugs
what you crying bitch, are you in need of a hug?
I wont give it to you, I am too much of a thug
spit on your face like pumkin from flavor of love
then slit your fucking throat and hit you up with a slug.

SKAMPOE
07-10-2008, 12:39 PM
your mothers turning in her grave right now you scumbag
y u mad bitch, im the only nigga dat dat spoke on how nasty u iz, while da rest sweatin u n wanting to suck ya dick n shit no i spit it diffrent!

SKAMPOE
07-10-2008, 12:45 PM
i bet if any nigga here had the chance to fuck blackula they would, n i bet if she pulled her knickerz down to reveal a veiny triumphant bastard of a cock ya still would ignore it n smash, with ya faggit asses!

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 01:22 PM
Becasue your a slut bitch, you woulnt get a buck trick
bi-sexual and gothic and far from erotic, your fucking rotten
you will soon be forgotten, a slut from the city of gotham
slide down my poll, not raw of course with a condom
nobody got love for you, you get thrown in the mud
stuff your panties up with ketchup and bugs
what you crying bitch, are you in need of a hug?
I wont give it to you, I am too much of a thug
spit on your face like pumkin from flavor of love
then slit your fucking throat and hit you up with a slug.

damn thats alot of hate for someone you've never met hahaha

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 01:25 PM
i bet if any nigga here had the chance to fuck blackula they would, n i bet if she pulled her knickerz down to reveal a veiny triumphant bastard of a cock ya still would ignore it n smash, with ya faggit asses!

this fat ass is mad he would never have stand a chance with a type of bitch like... even if i was hetero... U mad.

and Now I have a dick? awesome .. I'd have way bigger dick than all of you faggots, now bend over boys, I promise i won't use Vaseline. ;)

Jeru
07-10-2008, 01:30 PM
wow at this thread

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 01:39 PM
hitman!!!!! how are you?

begongo
07-10-2008, 01:40 PM
*insert 10 bar diss here*
faggit!

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 01:40 PM
wow at this thread

yeah you can tell who's not getting laid here .. all this angst. smh

INF
07-10-2008, 01:40 PM
tsk tsk tsk



dude dont start , you know you need to be somewhere else right now instead of WuCorp. YOU asked for your account to be banned remember?})

begongo
07-10-2008, 01:41 PM
am I the only one here who actually thinks blackula is real cool? lol
no really

INF
07-10-2008, 01:47 PM
she's cool. Its just that so many mf's get all "me so horny" around her and it takes away from who she even is.

12weLvE
07-10-2008, 01:57 PM
damn thats alot of hate for someone you've never met hahaha

LOL is all a joke relax lol. I got no hate for you. I dont even talk to you on gen chat.

SKAMPOE
07-10-2008, 02:00 PM
this fat ass is mad he would never have stand a chance with a type of bitch like... even if i was hetero... U mad.

and Now I have a dick? awesome .. I'd have way bigger dick than all of you faggots, now bend over boys, I promise i won't use Vaseline. ;)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha it aint my fault ur a hermaphrodite

am I the only one here who actually thinks blackula is real cool? lol
no really

prolly

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 02:03 PM
she's cool. Its just that so many mf's get all "me so horny" around her and it takes away from who she even is.

mmhmmm and thats not my problem.

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 02:04 PM
LOL is all a joke relax lol. I got no hate for you. I dont even talk to you on gen chat.

oh word .. well good job in conveying those feelings in your little poem there .. you should write a book of poems like jewel.

STYLE
07-10-2008, 02:04 PM
black is feelin my flow...

now i flip her over and hit it doggy...

the anticipation of style penetration
gave her heart palpitations and she started masturbatin
hips gyratin clitoral manipulation
till the lace of her panties were wet with condensation
i told her to be patient lemme get some information
favorite position? she said the pole and the mission
froggy and the doggy, cowboy with neck kissin
word is bond ivvonne's pussy hotter than hells kitchen
so i dove in deep like jaques cousteau
an beat the fire out the cootchie like she yakub's ho




blackuia is all gettin moist. bitin her lip rubbin her legs together like a cricket.

i see you girl.

Jeru
07-10-2008, 02:05 PM
she's cool. Its just that so many mf's get all "me so horny" around her and it takes away from who she even is.

Agreed...it's a new way of hitting on people

STYLE
07-10-2008, 02:08 PM
read my vatican thread. theres a way to ease the pressure......

INF
07-10-2008, 02:20 PM
while ur at it peep the new STYLE/INFINITY/ERN DAWGY track on my myspace. Its up right now and available.


go on and click that lank



time and money bitches

SKAMPOE
07-10-2008, 02:37 PM
shits dope, mad props, ern dawgy hahaha im a huge ern dawgy fan!

STYLE
07-10-2008, 02:37 PM
time and money is dope as fuck!!!!

i just now came up with a flow for scratched surfaces


goin crazy stuck in a hole like saddam but nowadays can you tell me "hussien"
kids laid out in the street with a bullet in the brain like uday n kusay
girls in the club gettin rain on the coo-chay nothin in brain but you could set tray on the boo-day
got me prayin for a new day. bush lying like rug so i never gave a fuck put a finger up like fuck what dude say.


imagine jiggas flow on "is that yo chick?"

HANZO
07-10-2008, 02:53 PM
lol this thread. i bet black really loving all this e-attention.

STYLE
07-10-2008, 02:54 PM
infinity... i need the DL for scratched and just 30.

shit turn em all on for like 5 mins,

lol i'll dl em right quick and you can turn em back off.

kurupt_kw
07-10-2008, 03:06 PM
lol this thread. i bet black really loving all this e-attention.

That other crack head chick who loves Jasper must be pissed she's not included in the mix.

INF
07-10-2008, 03:07 PM
infinity... i need the DL for scratched and just 30.

shit turn em all on for like 5 mins,

lol i'll dl em right quick and you can turn em back off.

alright ,hold up.

INF
07-10-2008, 03:11 PM
alright , all tracks are DLable cept Cashed OUt cuz Cashed is faaaaar from finished and thats a track for me and Skamp.

STYLE
07-10-2008, 03:18 PM
damn on cashed.....
i got em all you can shut it down.

ZigZag
07-10-2008, 06:42 PM
i did a great thing bringing blackula here...keeps her from bridges n tying rope around her neck.

i feel i've accomplised something like saving a kid from a burning house.

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 07:38 PM
i did a great thing bringing blackula here...keeps her from bridges n tying rope around her neck.

i feel i've accomplised something like saving a kid from a burning house.

You're still breathing? hasn't sonia rejected you enough to wanna dead yourself already? or are you still trying to get at her in hopes of actually having a real E-relationship with her?

Blackula Spectacula
07-10-2008, 07:40 PM
That other crack head chick who loves Jasper must be pissed she's not included in the mix.

lets include her in the mix .. I got some coke for her, she gon' love me long time.

TheWolf
07-10-2008, 07:45 PM
http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/Funny_Pictures_Star-Wars_New_Bulb_Vader.jpg

MAYOR QUIMBY
07-11-2008, 12:28 AM
http://i7.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/d3/1f/ad6b_1.JPG

SKAMPOE
07-11-2008, 01:13 AM
lol

DJMethods
07-11-2008, 11:08 AM
Damn! Blackula looks fine as fuck in that avatar.

LOL@Slippi's rhymes too... funny shit. Whens the album cunt? I want some tracks for free.

Olive Oil Goombah
07-11-2008, 06:57 PM
teeheeheehee.....

pep
07-11-2008, 09:34 PM
Damn! Blackula looks fine as fuck in that avatar.

LOL@Slippi's rhymes too... funny shit. Whens the album cunt? I want some tracks for free.
yeah, i look at the avatar and get mad at her she aint in america
did the knowledge damn canadas far
id need 40 below tims and the diesel leather snorkel
a bottle of banana 99 and a bag of the purple
took her out for sushi
she made funny faces
spoke with hand gestures
i ask y u a lesbian
she said her x man fucked her up
he cheated and lied
still she cried when he died
fed her pork
im like damn ma u fuck with 85?
how about somebody devine and refined
she kicked her shoes off under the table
put her foot on my thigh
yeah wont front i got slightly aroused
we went for a walk in the park afterwards
i got her an icee she frowned
i asked
quite sincerly
what u got brainfreeze?
nah, she gave me brain then
word to mother she drained me
weak in the knees right b4 i bust that shot off
took her hair out the scrungee
then took her top off
shit about to pop off
then the flahlight hit me
cop with the bullnorn stopped us from getting bizee
damn...

Blackula Spectacula
07-12-2008, 12:42 AM
Bow Chika wow wowwww




no seriously though pep gross ...i don't suck dick .. the verse need more females in it btw..

Sgt Holly Wood
07-12-2008, 02:16 AM
u a dope poster blackula ^^


but i gotta drop my bars



quickly turned black strictly dickly, clit was kinda hollow i placed a bottle of henney in
not even worth 50 cent though,cuz like him she not known for no album but for FUCKING "many men"//
but let me continue, my sheets god damn she got em so wet g
thirty times she yelled at me "u crazy muthafucka!!" like that old cat joe pesci//
a few weeks later she called, she was like "hey its me again"
arrived at her crib an hour later, she was butt neked, clit bushier than a chia pet//
rushed out the hallway,jesus i couldnt see that shit any longer
i kno she mustve felt very awkward
so as a gift i bought her a few packs of gillette blades for an estimate 20 dollars//
she mustve felt disrespected, cuz she sent them all back
now she's back on the net pretendin to be on that lesbo crap//



PEACE

ZigZag
07-12-2008, 07:46 AM
You're still breathing? hasn't sonia rejected you enough to wanna dead yourself already? or are you still trying to get at her in hopes of actually having a real E-relationship with her?

Blackula's jealous. {:(

ZigZag
07-12-2008, 09:45 AM
I DONT NEED SONIA...IM UPTOWNS BLACK CAM....
http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01519/45/54/1519344554_m.jpg http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5981/l553b307d4ab7fc3228a24ddz2.jpg

http://a654.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/m_f6779d2b8118840c1877f0f490fe8ab5.jpg http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/3843/killauy3.jpg

AND I CAN HAVE ANY CHICK I WANT ANY RACE PARTICULARLY SPANISH ..SHIT LOOK AT MY EX'S


http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1810/myexlizzyfg3.jpg



http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7254/myexdamariszn6.jpg


http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6963/myexjessvs2.jpg


MY NEW INTREST...
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/180/myboobeargracieba2.jpg


SHIT... SO I DONT NEED TO SWEAT INTERNET CHICKS I AINT BEEN THRU AS MANY WOMEN AS STYLE MAYBE OR HOEY BUT I STILL HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE CATALOGUE. WATCH N SEE WHAT I PULL AFTER SCHOOL AND I GET MY GUACAMOLE...HAHA BLACKULA GONNA BE ON MY NUTS

SO GET YA FACTS STRAIGHT CANADIAN SPANISH NIGGER...IF ANYTHING SONIA USE TO SWEAT ME WHEN I FIRST CAME.

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2848/picture250qo7.jpg

chick saw my ex pic and said my girl look like her then proceeded to make a pic of me kissing her haha and she call me when i was down south. She the one that had the e crush not me dun duns.

BTW WHATS MY NAME?













































http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/781/killazigvc9.jpg

V4D3R
07-12-2008, 12:51 PM
Wow - things are coming to the surface in this bitch.

V4D3R
07-12-2008, 12:55 PM
This is what this thread reminds me of
4WtAFUdbr4c

DJMethods
07-12-2008, 12:57 PM
Look at the avatar. Cant insult that, looks sexy and classy. Pep knows.

Blackula Spectacula
07-12-2008, 11:11 PM
que?






and Booshard cares way too much he has to explain himself with lies ... smh

STYLE
07-12-2008, 11:24 PM
This is what this thread reminds me of
4WtAFUdbr4c



we should use that beat and hook for the song.

ZigZag
07-13-2008, 10:49 AM
que?






and Booshard cares way too much he has to explain himself with lies ... smh

u wish i was lying...

blackula will be the first canadian i smash when i make my first mil then beg me to take her to harlem n away from her boyfriend lil flipper

VELys4UXVWg

JASPER
07-13-2008, 01:37 PM
lil flipper
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

STYLE
07-13-2008, 01:56 PM
you shouldn't have to do all this....
sniff snifff....i smell care.


I DONT NEED SONIA...IM UPTOWNS BLACK CAM....
http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01519/45/54/1519344554_m.jpg http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5981/l553b307d4ab7fc3228a24ddz2.jpg

http://a654.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/m_f6779d2b8118840c1877f0f490fe8ab5.jpg http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/3843/killauy3.jpg

AND I CAN HAVE ANY CHICK I WANT ANY RACE PARTICULARLY SPANISH ..SHIT LOOK AT MY EX'S


http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1810/myexlizzyfg3.jpg



http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7254/myexdamariszn6.jpg


http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6963/myexjessvs2.jpg


MY NEW INTREST...
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/180/myboobeargracieba2.jpg


SHIT... SO I DONT NEED TO SWEAT INTERNET CHICKS I AINT BEEN THRU AS MANY WOMEN AS STYLE MAYBE OR HOEY BUT I STILL HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE CATALOGUE. WATCH N SEE WHAT I PULL AFTER SCHOOL AND I GET MY GUACAMOLE...HAHA BLACKULA GONNA BE ON MY NUTS

SO GET YA FACTS STRAIGHT CANADIAN SPANISH NIGGER...IF ANYTHING SONIA USE TO SWEAT ME WHEN I FIRST CAME.

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2848/picture250qo7.jpg

chick saw my ex pic and said my girl look like her then proceeded to make a pic of me kissing her haha and she call me when i was down south. She the one that had the e crush not me dun duns.

BTW WHATS MY NAME?













































http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/781/killazigvc9.jpg

Olive Oil Goombah
07-13-2008, 02:13 PM
He wants to be somebody on this forum.

TSA
07-13-2008, 02:18 PM
Zig Looks exactly like my uncle, only less buff.

i'll find a picture, but the resemblance between him, my uncle and Anfermi from Highschool High is unreal

TSA
07-13-2008, 02:23 PM
FOUND IT!

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/Aboy.jpg


if he faced forward more

Blackula Spectacula
07-13-2008, 07:55 PM
you shouldn't have to do all this....
sniff snifff....i smell care.

Sonned

ZigZag
07-13-2008, 08:08 PM
care about what? im just making my vanglorious return to this piece of shit call general chat. They should re call it general shit for all the shitty topics.

i can tell this place is shitty when blackula gets her own thread.:dead:

ZigZag
07-13-2008, 08:10 PM
FOUND IT!

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Pimplegionrecords/Aboy.jpg


if he faced forward more

sorry mugabe me and ur uncle or nothing a like nor have nothing in common but that we're black.

damn ...why ppl always say i look like they relatives....:no:

TSA
07-13-2008, 09:47 PM
ok, you just said 'general shit' as a witty remake of general chat, so odds are you suck in your stomach at the pool.

you look like him, only puffier, but you can't deny you look ACTALLY like Anfermi from High school high

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LQ01.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/10/12/37/10123733_tml.jpg

http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/t/images/three-strikes.jpg

Blackula Spectacula
07-13-2008, 10:28 PM
hahahahahaha

pep
07-14-2008, 12:39 PM
i got 2 bags of murder skunk on the ave last night and shit..

ZigZag
07-14-2008, 08:28 PM
ok, you just said 'general shit' as a witty remake of general chat, so odds are you suck in your stomach at the pool.

you look like him, only puffier, but you can't deny you look ACTALLY like Anfermi from High school high

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LQ01.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/10/12/37/10123733_tml.jpg

http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/t/images/three-strikes.jpg

u dont make any sense. i dont get it. u could say i look like any random darkskin dude. that's not very original doggy. plus he looks more like u with them mushroom nostrils.

u fail.

and blackula u so hard press to laugh n hopes i feel as low as u do u lil manic depressor. stop riding the cock of those who rided on you.

Blackula Spectacula
07-14-2008, 08:53 PM
lmao @ this loser .. I dunno wtf he's trying to say but he's trying hard. Poor Dude Bro

RADIOACTIVE MAN
07-14-2008, 09:54 PM
hahahahahahahahah@this whole thread