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Ghost In The 'Lac
07-10-2008, 07:00 PM
....do you use your fingers to dig it out and cover them in salsa, or do you use another Dorito to scoop it out?

JASPER
07-10-2008, 07:02 PM
Two Doritos.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-10-2008, 07:06 PM
If I lose a second one in that muuhfucker, espcially if it was the lifesaver one, the fingers go in, no doubt.

Kong
07-10-2008, 07:08 PM
Fingers.

JASPER
07-10-2008, 07:11 PM
You'd put yourself in a bit of a pickle if that happened. You have to be extra careful and the worst thing that could happen if the crispy triangles break and fall into the mix as well. I daresay you should keep a fork at hand, just in case.

HANZO
07-10-2008, 07:30 PM
well i would forget about it for the time being and continue to eat the other doritos. soon the content of the dip will decrease, revealing the lost doritos. that way time isnt wasted searching for the lost doritos in the dip. the risk of breaking it is less. its the more practical method.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-10-2008, 07:35 PM
^^

Nope, the lost piece becomes a danger to other unsuspecting doritos, and cracks them. Before you know it, you got a situation on your hands.

INF
07-10-2008, 07:37 PM
somehow instead of giving a fuck about chips , I ended up pasting this


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JASPER
07-10-2008, 07:41 PM
I admire you patience Han, but in the end there's still a Dorito chip drenched in guacamole sauce and to get it out, you either have to get your fingers befouled or get the tools out. Tough decision indeed.

HANZO
07-10-2008, 07:45 PM
then you have to use a certain area of the dip. that way theres less risk of cracking the lost doritos. its all a matter of mathematical evaluation. by calculating the average surface area of the single doritos. then by calculating the viscosity of the dip. you can first predict how far the doritos fell in the dip. then you can predict the areas in the dip which are safe to dip, without making contact with the lost doritos.

Ghost In The 'Lac
07-10-2008, 07:55 PM
^Han youre sounding like the Titanic captain just before he hit the iceberg. That doritos an iceberg kid, face up to it and get on with youre life.

JASPER
07-10-2008, 08:04 PM
^Han youre sounding like the Titanic captain just before he hit the iceberg. That doritos an iceberg kid, face up to it and get on with youre life.Yes. And I'm Leonardo DiCaprio, holding on to the last Dorito over a wild sea of guacamole sauce...

HANZO
07-10-2008, 08:11 PM
^Han youre sounding like the Titanic captain just before he hit the iceberg. That doritos an iceberg kid, face up to it and get on with youre life.

if i was the captain of the titantic, that ship would still be floating today.

I will never leave a doritos behind.

SKAMPOE
07-10-2008, 10:50 PM
:thumbup:somehow instead of giving a fuck about chips , I ended up pasting this


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INF
07-10-2008, 11:07 PM
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thats what I'm sayin BROTHA!!!! They just kept talkin bout chips though.:nonono:

SKAMPOE
07-11-2008, 02:51 AM
http://www.boners.com/content/805532.1.jpg

DrunkenMasta303
07-11-2008, 03:00 AM
we dont have doritos in deutschland, we only eat bratwurst