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DJMethods
07-11-2008, 11:02 AM
Thats +100 real life rep points. Coming back from a massive night, saw random asian chick at traino, went and spoke to her. Woke up in the morning and she never once spoke English.

Bong fucking bong.

RIINě
07-11-2008, 11:11 AM
you fukk female bums ? hahaha nah just joking, if she looked any good then thumbs up

DJMethods
07-11-2008, 11:13 AM
Not 10/10, but defnitely fine. I dunno how the fuck I got her home, cannot remember the train ride at all. I paid for her taxi home though, so shes upper level.

I just remember me and my mates tried to drink the pub out of Carlton Draught, then got kicked out.

whiskeys on the rocks like boom boom boom
3 sambuca shots like boom boom boom

shinobi4227
07-11-2008, 11:15 AM
^hahahahah you are always in the craziest scenarios.

begongo
07-11-2008, 11:15 AM
I repped you ok?

DJMethods
07-11-2008, 11:19 AM
Nah, just living. If you're 20 and not out hitting on everything that breathes... you gotta come out with me. I could get Skampoe laid.

Just got out of the Big Brother house the other week too. Bianca ripped into me a bit.

DJMethods
07-11-2008, 11:21 AM
I repped you ok?

LOL

I'm gonna go out and hit on more asian randoms, your rep warms the cockels of my heart

VZA
07-11-2008, 11:42 AM
Thats +100 real life rep points. Coming back from a massive night, saw random asian chick at traino, went and spoke to her. Woke up in the morning and she never once spoke English.

Bong fucking bong.

Savage. She Thai or what? Planning on hooking up with her again?

shinobi4227
07-11-2008, 11:55 AM
oh yea, Dj meth, there is a rumor that says you might somehow be related to Tryxx???

MAYOR QUIMBY
07-11-2008, 12:42 PM
We need a picture of this random Chink bitch you fucked.

HANZO
07-11-2008, 12:44 PM
chicks who speak minimal english, or have an accent for some reason are just a better fuck.

Jammin
07-11-2008, 12:44 PM
if she's asian, iam sure she took a shit in your mouth, did you do a bukkake with her?

Robert
07-11-2008, 12:47 PM
Nah, just living. If you're 20 and not out hitting on everything that breathes... you gotta come out with me. I could get Skampoe laid.

Just got out of the Big Brother house the other week too. Bianca ripped into me a bit.

What?

King Lizard
07-11-2008, 05:33 PM
Fucking a chick who doen't speak English? Hmm, where have I heard of that kind of practice? Oh yeah, our U.S troops, past and present. I've done that before in Tijuana, and it's cool and shit. Just remember to wear your jimmy hat!

TSA
07-11-2008, 08:36 PM
^Jealousy breeds hatred.





Props though. Im get you sexualize on an asian, let alone one that don't speak in english. That must be some god as game you got in your pocket there

Olive Oil Goombah
07-11-2008, 09:52 PM
DJ's like a mad cunt

DJMethods
07-11-2008, 10:17 PM
What?

lololol. I started a thread a while back saying I was Corey, just run with it.

And yes I'm related to Tryxx, thats my daughter. Breastfed her myself, thats why you might notice pubic looking hair between her teeth when she speaks.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
07-11-2008, 11:05 PM
rEP

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
07-11-2008, 11:23 PM
And yes I'm related to Tryxx, thats my daughter. Breastfed her myself, thats why you might notice pubic looking hair between her teeth when she speaks.



nothing beats mother's milk.

NIGHT MAYOR
07-12-2008, 12:04 AM
lol - i thort you were gonna say you were rima http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/600x400_bb_rima_02.jpg

DJMethods
07-12-2008, 12:02 PM
nothing beats mother's milk.

on my 15th beer and Essendon has won 4 in a row, you'd be happy sweetheart.

Surreptitious
07-12-2008, 01:37 PM
lol - i thort you were gonna say you were rima http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/600x400_bb_rima_02.jpg

what the fuck?