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Big Risk
08-23-2005, 06:20 AM
is porno evil?

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 06:20 AM
Tiight, lol

Skellington
08-23-2005, 06:54 AM
No...if you think so....you should ask yourself the question..."Am I a man??"

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 06:55 AM
lol

Wu-Tality
08-23-2005, 06:56 AM
I only think the whole sex industry makes alot of people think every woman has 6 orgasms per fuck and all men have to have 12 inch dicks + it kinda narrows their own sexual fantasies.

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 06:56 AM
where the pic go?

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 06:57 AM
what pic.... thier was a pic....

Skellington
08-23-2005, 06:58 AM
Pic pic pic??????

oh right......WTC deletes pics lake those.....

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 06:59 AM
i didnt know thier was a pic....

Skellington
08-23-2005, 06:59 AM
Me neither.....to bad.......* pulls up pants *

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:00 AM
There was a pic, guess 7 deleted it.

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:00 AM
that's why I said " Tight "

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:01 AM
mmm who cares who is making a big deal of this any way haha

Skellington
08-23-2005, 07:01 AM
Not me....:)

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:01 AM
To answer the question, Porno isn't evil, infact it's quite healthy.

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:02 AM
Me and my girl watch porn all the time, it's funny.

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:02 AM
thats if u dont over do it ...and clean up ur mess when ur done hahahaha

Skellington
08-23-2005, 07:04 AM
LOL, I haven't watched porn in a while but I HAVE porn every evening actualy....so......I wouldn't care less realy.....

well, kinda miss a good porn tho....

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:05 AM
lol

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:06 AM
not me im to bussy peeping threw my window at this lady across the street

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:06 AM
It's more fun when you're watching it with a female, trust.

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:06 AM
kinda boring when you're alone.

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:09 AM
or if ur with another guy.....uhh kinda akwerd

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:09 AM
nah, that's just strange, I couldn't watch it with another dude, that's just fucked.

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:10 AM
lol

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:11 AM
Best porno I watched, well fuck it the porno didn't matter, but the 3 girl's beside me did :)

Wu-Tality
08-23-2005, 07:11 AM
wow this thread gets pages fast, could be thicker than the bible soon.

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:13 AM
yeah.

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:14 AM
lol porn is a big thing

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:15 AM
billion dollar industry.

Wu-Tality
08-23-2005, 07:16 AM
bigger than movies, smaller than games

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:17 AM
it's almost even with game's.

Wu-Tality
08-23-2005, 07:20 AM
So does anyone here believe the sex industry which is everywhere, could make us careless about sex?

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:22 AM
No, infact, they encourge safe sex, even though it may not portray in their video's, but off the job, they make sure that the message is clear, alway's pratice safe sex.

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:26 AM
No, infact, they encourge safe sex, even though it may not portray in their video's, but off the job, they make sure that the message is clear, alway's pratice safe sex.

that is true

Wu-Tality
08-23-2005, 07:27 AM
thats not what I meant

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:32 AM
then what do you mean by "careless about sex "

Wu-Tality
08-23-2005, 07:44 AM
not having sex anymore

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:47 AM
oh, no, sex is a way of life, it will alway's exist, no matter what, it's somthing that us as humen's crave, need, it drive's us crazy if were deprived of it, the sex industry has been in effect since like the 1930's, even older, as long as were having sex, it will alway's be there.

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 07:49 AM
na yea we crave sex..its away of life......

Queen Of Poetry
08-23-2005, 07:50 AM
is porno evil?
No.....not all.....

SurreaL
08-23-2005, 07:53 AM
it's not all evil, true, there is some that is kind of, like the one's that encourge violence, and sexual act's toward's women that are un-natural.

Inspectah_Dirk
08-23-2005, 09:34 AM
No pics. No point in reading this thread. :p

WuBanga36
08-23-2005, 09:55 AM
porno is a sin. U trying to say to be a man u gotta vision whores u got no self-respect.

Queen Of Poetry
08-23-2005, 09:59 AM
porno is a sin. U trying to say to be a man u gotta vision whores u got no self-respect.

Well...I'm a woman. I watch it, I have self respect.....just enjoy it!

WuBanga36
08-23-2005, 10:00 AM
Nah, ur ass a freak.

Inspectah_Dirk
08-23-2005, 10:00 AM
yeah, nothing wrong with some porn so now and then. It's no sin. Just enjoy indeed.

WuBanga36
08-23-2005, 10:01 AM
I do not know what u will do if u had a partna right next to u, probably start up some shit.

Inspectah_Dirk
08-23-2005, 10:03 AM
Yeah porn is not needed when you have a girl :) Although, watching it together...:)

WuBanga36
08-23-2005, 10:04 AM
^ Lol.

MANISH
08-23-2005, 10:06 AM
Porno is a gift from GOD!

Queen Of Poetry
08-23-2005, 10:07 AM
Yeah porn is not needed when you have a girl :) Although, watching it together...:)

Right......nothing wrong with watching it together!!!!!!!

WuBanga36
08-23-2005, 10:08 AM
Queen, u responded like u watch it on ur own, not with a partner, which one is it???

Queen Of Poetry
08-23-2005, 10:09 AM
Queen, u responded like u watch it on ur own, not with a partner, which one is it???

Whatever is necessary......

WuBanga36
08-23-2005, 10:11 AM
K, if u say so.

WARPATH
08-23-2005, 10:18 AM
spanktrovision

dam there's some crazy shit out there

here's one i seen recentley

this women was trying all these huge ass dildo's

like really seriousley fucking huge

there was this older woman trying to force it into her- useing her knee to help push it in

this thing was like a traffic cone

crazy

yeah porno's evil but in a good way

WuBanga36
08-23-2005, 10:28 AM
what's so good bout evil????

MANISH
08-23-2005, 10:40 AM
This is little off topic but to yall that have seen Seven.
Remember that knife-fucking-thing that one guy used on a girl?
That shit was crazy.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-23-2005, 11:08 AM
I only think the whole sex industry makes alot of people think every woman has 6 orgasms per fuck and all men have to have 12 inch dicks + it kinda narrows their own sexual fantasies.
well sorry to pop your bubble

Big Risk
08-23-2005, 11:39 AM
porno is hilarious.. I deleted the pic cuz it didnt come out right and I replaced it with "is porno evil?"

Queen Of Poetry
08-23-2005, 12:07 PM
I only think the whole sex industry makes alot of people think every woman has 6 orgasms per fuck and all men have to have 12 inch dicks + it kinda narrows their own sexual fantasies.

Hmmm....sounds like a Saturday night at my place!

LadySnowBlood
08-23-2005, 12:10 PM
you dirty girl!
lol

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-23-2005, 12:15 PM
I like dirty girls!!!

LadySnowBlood
08-23-2005, 12:18 PM
wait till you see QOP giving me that lap dance!
lol

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-23-2005, 12:19 PM
My cock is forever hard

Big Risk
08-23-2005, 12:20 PM
lmao! hey bigben, was that you gettin ya shit sucked in that porno you submitted to methical?

Queen Of Poetry
08-23-2005, 12:22 PM
wait till you see QOP giving me that lap dance!
lol

Heads will roll....money will be thrown.......and for them it will be a big deal......for us, we'll just gather the $$ and go party!!!!!!

Big Risk
08-23-2005, 12:30 PM
i must know the answer to my question ben

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-23-2005, 12:36 PM
lmao! hey bigben, was that you gettin ya shit sucked in that porno you submitted to methical?


ummmmmmmm....yes

Big Risk
08-23-2005, 12:42 PM
lol funny vid. dont take a picture

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-23-2005, 12:47 PM
why??? I have plenty

Big Risk
08-23-2005, 12:51 PM
no, thats what the chick said. you were filming and shes like "you taking pictures? dont take a picture" lmao

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-23-2005, 12:57 PM
Ah hahahahahah Yeah thats right!!!

Wu-Tality
08-23-2005, 01:03 PM
well sorry to pop your bubble
hhaha riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight :P

THE W
08-23-2005, 03:53 PM
there's nothing wrong with it. the bible doesnt speak against it either except that you cant look at married pornstars and once you're married porn is totally off limits(adultery).

i erased all the porn i had of Dee when i found out she was married. she's my favorite pornstar too.

RynMur
08-23-2005, 04:02 PM
wtf

Queen Of Poetry
08-23-2005, 04:15 PM
there's nothing wrong with it. the bible doesnt speak against it either except that you cant look at married pornstars and once you're married porn is totally off limits(adultery).

i erased all the porn i had of Dee when i found out she was married. she's my favorite pornstar too.

What the hell?

urbanlegendmf
08-23-2005, 04:16 PM
http://www.wutangcorp.com/showthread.php?t=6097

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-23-2005, 04:18 PM
there's nothing wrong with it. the bible doesnt speak against it either except that you cant look at married pornstars and once you're married porn is totally off limits(adultery).

i erased all the porn i had of Dee when i found out she was married. she's my favorite pornstar too.
wade you're usually a sound guy but this statement has me wondering what type of drugs are you on???

LHX
08-23-2005, 04:43 PM
i cant get turned on by monitors anymore

unless it is an interactive flash animation

LordAnikin36
08-23-2005, 04:45 PM
Porn Is Not Evil
It Merely Stains Your Brain With Profane Sexual Images
I Still Remember When I Saw My First Porn
I've Never Been The Same

LHX
08-23-2005, 04:46 PM
i cant get turned on by monitors anymore

unless it is an interactive flash animation
and it has to have sound

thwak
08-23-2005, 05:18 PM
eh I grew up around porn because my brothers were into that stuff so porn isn't really evil...


unless the porn's name is called evil then yes porn can actually be evil.



on a side note I was watching this one porno called spider babe and was literally laughing my fucking ass off at how bad it was done, that = the feel good movie of 2003.

100pr00f
08-23-2005, 05:41 PM
lol

THE W
08-23-2005, 07:33 PM
wade you're usually a sound guy but this statement has me wondering what type of drugs are you on???
whats confusing you?

num2son
08-23-2005, 07:53 PM
Porn Is Not Evil
It Merely Stains Your Brain With Profane Sexual Images
I Still Remember When I Saw My First Porn
I've Never Been The Same
Same here.

Razorsharp
08-23-2005, 07:55 PM
itz great...but n0t greater than the real thang thang...fun to watch th0... really fun..sometimes t0o much fun....LMAO

SurreaL
08-24-2005, 10:45 AM
Ron, don't go blind.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-24-2005, 12:26 PM
i erased all the porn i had of Dee when i found out she was married. she's my favorite pornstar too.
this statement wade

THE W
08-24-2005, 01:33 PM
this statement wade
i told you man, the bible says that i would be committing adultery if i were to watch Dee, so i got rid of her stuff. if she wasnt married she'd be fair game.

GOD knows we have physical needs but there are still rules.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-24-2005, 01:34 PM
but that seem very strange...sees a porn star after all she needs the attention

Wu-Tality
08-24-2005, 01:47 PM
alot of times female pornstars have a relationship with male pornstars

THE W
08-24-2005, 01:52 PM
but that seem very strange...sees a porn star after all she needs the attention
im sure she gets more than enough attention without me or any of us on this forum lookin at her.

do u..

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-24-2005, 02:08 PM
hey that explicitskin is the shit!!!

Ronin
08-24-2005, 02:09 PM
porns awesome

www.assparade.com (http://www.assparade.com)

tell me that aint beautiful

Big Risk
08-24-2005, 03:01 PM
big ben is a porn star... ask him if its evil.

Inspectah_Dirk
08-24-2005, 03:03 PM
Is that where he got the name Bigben? From the pornindustry?

Big Risk
08-24-2005, 03:04 PM
yeah

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-24-2005, 04:29 PM
nope

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-24-2005, 04:32 PM
porns awesome

www.assparade.com (http://www.assparade.com)

tell me that aint beautiful

That IS Marvelous!!!!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-24-2005, 05:03 PM
http://s27.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3TNUS0R317E033PZ9DYACHHVPJ

Big Risk
08-24-2005, 07:35 PM
Im afriad to look at... is it parent friendly?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-24-2005, 07:40 PM
nope its veiny

SurreaL
08-24-2005, 07:41 PM
no, it's expired :)

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-24-2005, 07:42 PM
awe..let me try it tomorrow

Big Risk
08-24-2005, 07:49 PM
lol veiny LOL

THE W
08-24-2005, 08:56 PM
porns awesome

www.assparade.com (http://www.assparade.com/)

tell me that aint beautifulpart of the bangbros/oxpass network.

i've had a free pass to that site for the past 6 months. dope shit on there.

tical2000
08-24-2005, 09:51 PM
Hey does anyone have a USERNAME and PASSWORD for this site

If so, can you post it for everyones enjoyment?
porns awesome

www.assparade.com (http://www.assparade.com/)

tell me that aint beautiful

100pr00f
08-24-2005, 10:19 PM
im watching porno now

100pr00f
08-24-2005, 10:20 PM
4 ants are haven a orgy on my steps haha

THE W
08-24-2005, 11:32 PM
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=26W101RM

my new favorite chick, gia lashay has been eclipsed.

Big Risk
08-24-2005, 11:32 PM
fuck that crack whore! wtf is wrong with you?!

THE W
08-25-2005, 12:55 AM
fuck that crack whore! wtf is wrong with you?!
nothing...whats your problem pal?

oldie
08-25-2005, 05:33 AM
Porn Rules!!!!!!!

Queen Of Poetry
08-25-2005, 07:11 AM
I saw some live shit last night.....guy and girl having sex on the bar stool in the club!!!!!!! I was like Oh my......get him girl!!!!!!

LadySnowBlood
08-25-2005, 07:13 AM
lol

Queen Of Poetry
08-25-2005, 07:36 AM
I knew u'd appreciate that one sis!!!!!!!!!

LadySnowBlood
08-25-2005, 07:37 AM
yeah... feeling ya sis..lol

JASPER
08-25-2005, 07:38 AM
I was in a mal not too long ago and there was this Linday Lohan cardboard cutout... sneaking around with it, I took it to the photobooth that was nearby and jacked off all over it. Fuck. Lindsay is on a dick diet.

Queen Of Poetry
08-25-2005, 07:40 AM
yeah... feeling ya sis..lol

Then the brothas were standing around watching going up to the females saying "that looks fun".........I was like "yeah nigga move along".......lol

Brothas try it all to get some!!!!!!!!!

100pr00f
08-25-2005, 08:12 AM
I saw some live shit last night.....guy and girl having sex on the bar stool in the club!!!!!!! I was like Oh my......get him girl!!!!!!

llol

Big Risk
08-25-2005, 11:57 AM
lol... fuckin on the barstool..would be a sight.

SurreaL
08-25-2005, 12:20 PM
meh.

LadySnowBlood
08-25-2005, 12:30 PM
ive had that fantasy for a while

SurreaL
08-25-2005, 12:31 PM
Havin sex in public is the shit, finally no more rain, and IM GONE!!!

Big Risk
08-25-2005, 12:31 PM
LSB gettin fucked in a public bar..........hm.

Queen Of Poetry
08-25-2005, 12:34 PM
Havin sex in public is the shit, finally no more rain, and IM GONE!!!

truth....best I ever had!

LadySnowBlood
08-25-2005, 12:44 PM
lucky girl...
when my turn? haha

Queen Of Poetry
08-25-2005, 12:44 PM
Call me.....LOL

LadySnowBlood
08-25-2005, 12:56 PM
you teasing me girl..
lol

LadySnowBlood
08-25-2005, 12:57 PM
and all the males reading this..

Wu-Tality
08-25-2005, 01:00 PM
are you sober?

Queen Of Poetry
08-25-2005, 01:02 PM
Who?

Roman Deini
08-25-2005, 01:14 PM
QoP making her own porno movies it seems. Im for hire tho if you want a new actor tho LOL.

Queen Of Poetry
08-25-2005, 01:15 PM
QoP making her own porno movies it seems. Im for hire tho if you want a new actor tho LOL.

LOL....I have no doubt.......

Roman Deini
08-25-2005, 01:16 PM
haha. i aint filming shit tho yall never know me. if you become famous they be selling shit and all.

36chambers
08-25-2005, 01:17 PM
haha. i aint filming shit tho yall never know me. if you become famous they be selling shit and all.
haha man, u really think ur gunna become famous aint u?

if u do ill have 2 dig some dirt up on u man |)

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-25-2005, 01:22 PM
OMG you nasty girls I just knocked over my coffee with my salami

tical2000
08-25-2005, 01:28 PM
hey does anyone have a USERNAME and PASSWORD for

www.assparade.com (http://www.assparade.com) ???

THE W
08-25-2005, 02:17 PM
hey does anyone have a USERNAME and PASSWORD for

www.assparade.com (http://www.assparade.com) ???
if you or anyone here want free passes then go here and sign up:

www.goldpassboard.com

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-25-2005, 02:17 PM
word and thanks!!!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-25-2005, 02:24 PM
I cant sign up

Johnny 6-feet
08-25-2005, 06:00 PM
is porno evil?
do you have any pictures which we can review and debate over?

Big Risk
08-25-2005, 06:03 PM
goldpassboard.com
User : qwqw
pass : qwqw

deadlymelody
08-25-2005, 08:01 PM
do you have any pictures which we can review and debate over?CO MOTHERFUCKING SIGN

WARPATH
08-26-2005, 06:06 PM
I saw a Porno with -Mr. 18inch- I'll never feel like a real man again-

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-28-2005, 03:10 PM
uhhh unnnhhh ahhhh oooohhhh.....I just nutted on this thread!!!

Ronin
08-28-2005, 04:43 PM
Filth

Definitive X
08-29-2005, 04:06 PM
This whole thread is nuts! (no pun intended)

SurreaL
08-29-2005, 04:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/ex9009/03mm.jpg

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-29-2005, 04:24 PM
that makes me hungry^^^

Mark
08-29-2005, 04:50 PM
^Nice ass.

THE W
08-29-2005, 04:59 PM
yeah ice has a nice ass but i dont think i've seen a better ass than the one on sophia.

she's got a world championship ass.

http://dabootyspot.com/gallery01/assparade13/assparadesophia07.jpg

9th Warrior
08-29-2005, 05:06 PM
assparade is the shittt!!!!!!!!!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-29-2005, 05:31 PM
yeah ice has a nice ass but i dont think i've seen a better ass than the one on sophia.

she's got a world championship ass.

http://dabootyspot.com/gallery01/assparade13/assparadesophia07.jpg
sphia who can you post pictures to compare because Ice just has that face that says i'm a freaky latina come get me

THE W
08-29-2005, 05:36 PM
i thought we were comparing asses so i just posted a pic of sophia's ass.

here's a face shot
http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/3614/ap11742056yv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

TUCO
08-29-2005, 05:46 PM
i watch porn

peace

Definitive X
08-30-2005, 11:11 AM
Sophia doesn't look that good...fuck it, she looks retarded...

LadySnowBlood
08-30-2005, 11:13 AM
porn is good

haha

sophie looks like a fraggle

WuBanga36
08-30-2005, 11:18 AM
Sophie look busted. Wade, u r disappointing us with these busted behind shorties.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-30-2005, 11:41 AM
ha ha ha well show the ass cuz fraggle rock was played out years ago!!

9th Warrior
08-30-2005, 11:43 AM
sophie looks like a fraggle
LOL true

Wu-Tality
08-30-2005, 11:46 AM
haha in the eye of the beholder I guess

THE W
08-30-2005, 12:20 PM
now you all think shes ugly too!? bollocks :no:

the hell with you guys.

LadySnowBlood
08-30-2005, 12:25 PM
you can still fuck an ugly bitch
if that'S what you'Re into..
lol

THE W
08-30-2005, 12:28 PM
what ugly bitches?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-30-2005, 01:16 PM
wade post sophia's ass with an ass of Ice then let us decide !!!!

LadySnowBlood
08-30-2005, 01:37 PM
never mind...

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-30-2005, 02:21 PM
porno for pyros

LadySnowBlood
08-30-2005, 02:23 PM
havent heard that in years..haha

RzaRectum
08-30-2005, 02:25 PM
"Evil is good!"
"Ass is good!"
"Now if you get yourself a piece of evil ass, now thats really good!"

Big Risk
08-30-2005, 02:25 PM
porno rules. lmao?

chiba
08-30-2005, 06:30 PM
yo in the its yourz music vid
i couldve swore i saw some porn stars
in the room where wu was surrounded by some sweet ladies
i know the asian girl with the tongue ring is kaylani lei for sure ( www.kaylanilei.com)

wu supports porn !?!?!? :cheerlie:

j/k

peace

Popa Chief
08-30-2005, 06:39 PM
porn is cool :mmmyah:

tical2000
08-30-2005, 09:27 PM
hey do you have a password for ASSPARADE or this bangbros???



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/ex9009/03mm.jpg

num2son
08-30-2005, 09:30 PM
Those bangbros guys are funny.

Ronin
08-31-2005, 04:01 PM
lsb u fancy making porn with a stout english fellow?

Big Risk
09-05-2005, 11:37 PM
that ass is sooo fine. I love bangbros man. They got the finest girls on there no doubt/

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-08-2005, 02:11 PM
bumpity bump

Locust
09-08-2005, 02:14 PM
porno if gooood beech

MaShPG
09-08-2005, 06:19 PM
Aright, fuck it, i'll say what we all wanna...somebody post up some fucking porn pics/vids/or passwords to sites! Shit! What do you think this topic was really created for?

Wu-Tang 9
09-08-2005, 06:24 PM
speaking of porno...have u guys watched that show on HBO called Cathouse??

SurreaL
09-08-2005, 07:26 PM
this thread's still alive?

Big Risk
09-08-2005, 07:51 PM
I created a monster.

SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS
09-08-2005, 07:53 PM
speaking of porno...have u guys watched that show on HBO called Cathouse??
it's more of a documentary more than a porno thou still good thou

triggahappy187
09-08-2005, 08:47 PM
Chyeah someone post some porno

Explizit Content
09-09-2005, 03:10 AM
Evil? Nah. Sexist as fuck? Yup. Not to mention fake to the point where instead of getting off to it I end up analyzing the entire thing.

I guess it's only harmful when you either take it too literally and think women are like that IRL or your watching of it impairs your ability to attain/keep a relationship....

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-09-2005, 12:15 PM
MAshPG does that stand for mash potatoes and Gravey

Queen Of Poetry
09-09-2005, 12:52 PM
speaking of porno...have u guys watched that show on HBO called Cathouse??
Oh yeah.....I saw that.....I saw one where the this guys wife wanted to be with another female and he sat and watched.....

MaShPG
09-09-2005, 06:45 PM
nah, Matt is my first name and my last starts with Sh, and i used to be a Point Guard