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07-13-2008, 09:14 AM
Post up techniques..experiences and anything Criminal related...anything posted by me is from other links etc..not my own experiences....:)

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07-13-2008, 09:21 AM
When i was five I stole a lollipop fro the store. Dat's Gangsta

07-13-2008, 09:22 AM
hells yeh...keepin it gully..raw as fuk..straight G homie

07-13-2008, 09:23 AM

maybe in english?

07-13-2008, 09:24 AM
When was younger use to make lil explosives n shit,like put a soda bulb in tin foil,fill the tin foil with scrapings off a sparkler..then stick a sparkler out of it as a fuse...wrap it ,put in letterboxes,bins etc..some fun times..and also some very close encounters...lol

07-13-2008, 09:24 AM
as a kid I could pick loads of locks with a sharp edged knife but I can't do it anymore, I simply lost the skill by not doing it ... and I've also gained it without anyone teaching me

07-13-2008, 09:27 AM
1 DXM Extraction Method

Tussin Cough Syrup. basically a cough syrup where the only active ingredient is Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide (DXM HBr). Syrups containing Guaifenesin may also be used, but no other active ingredients should be present. Robitussin Dm worked fine for me, get the larger size for more product

ammonia- Can be found in any grocery store as floor cleaner. Get only clear, non-sudsy ammonia. (will be labled as non-sudsy)

Naphtha- This is a petroleum product professionaly used by woodworkers as a solvent and is an ingredient in lighter fluid. If there is a paint store near you, go there and buy VM&P Naphtha (Varnish Maker's & Painters). This is pure naphtha, and the best product to use. Zippo or Ronsonol lighter fluid also may be used, and worked fine for me.

lemonon Juice- Realemon brand or generic equivalent . *Countrytime lemonade can be used in it's place if you are making agent lemon liquid, but lemon juice is required to make lemnot alloweds. See Lucidity's Simplified Method for details on how to use Countrytime.

Glass Carafe or Pan- Yes, it has to be glass. Most grocery stores sell The Whistler for around $10.

Ziplock Freezer Bags- or generic equivalent- get the big ones. Don't be cheap, get ziplock double zipper bags

Large Glass Bottle- of grapefruit juice. Drinking grapefruit juice before taking DXM helps inhibit the enzyme that converts DXM to DXO, which means your trip should be enhanced. You will use the bottle to shake your mixture, so make sure you get the largest bottle you can find, and make sure it is glass.

Glass Jar- about the size of a pasta sauce jar. make sure it is clean!


A Stove or microwave. See Lucidity's Simplified Method for details on how to use a microwave instead of a stove, but for our method, we use a stove.

-Additional Materials Needed to Make Lemnot alloweds-

Gelatin Capsules- can be purchased online or at many health food stores, or you can buy a suppliment that comes in capsule form and dump out the powder inside to use the caps.

Plastic Drinking Straw- regular-sized straw.


Step 1. Extracting the DXM from the Cough Syrup

Take your clean, empty glass grapefruit juice bottle and pour your tussin syrup inside. Add to it an equal amount of ammonia. No need to be exact, just eye it. Put the lid on the bottle and shake that mixture vigorously for about 3 minutes. The DXM molecules have now been bound to the ammonia molecules.

Step 2. Extracting the DXM from the Ammonia

Open your bottle back up and add some naphtha. Use about 1/10 the amount of Naphtha to the amount of liquid that is currently in the bottle, usually around a quarter to half inch of naphtha. Put the lid back on and shake that mixture for 6 minutes. The naphtha has seperated the DXM from the ammonia, and the DXM molecules are now bound to the naphtha's.

Step 3. Seperation #1

After you are done shaking your mixture, pour what you have in your bottle into a Ziplock freezer bag, and hang it up using thumbtacks. You should see your product begin to seperate almost immediately, and after 5 minutes it should look like this:

The clear top layer is your naphtha layer which contains the DXM. The bottom layer is your ammonia/syrup layer which you will discard. If using a Guaifenesin-containing syrup, you might experience a bubbly, oily layer between your naphtha and ammonia layers. If this happens, just wait an extra 5 minutes for those bubbles to settle.

Step 4. Draining your Product

Make sure you are outside or in a well-ventilated room and have your bottle and jar handy. Carefully take down your bag and hold it by one corner. Hold the bottom corner of your bag over the mouth of your bottle, and with your scissors snip a tiny hole in the corner of your bag so the bottom layer slowly drains into your bottle. When your naptha layer gets close, get ready to pinch the opening of the bag. make sure every last bit of red stuff drains, and when a tiny bit of naphtha leaks out, pinch the bag shut and drain the rest of it into your glass jar. Inspect your naphtha in the jar for little red bubbles. You want to make sure there is no ammonia in your product because ammonia is toxic. If you see any bubbles in your product, dump the contents of your jar into a fresh Ziplock bag and hang it up for a few minutes. The bubbles will now have settled into the bottom corner of your bag, which you can snip and drain. Now empty your naphtha back into your jar.

Step 5. Extracting the DXM from the Naphtha

Grab your jar and your lemon juice, and add an equal amount of lemon juice as you have naphtha into the jar. Put the lid on your jar and shake that mixture vigorously for 6 minutes. The lemon juice has now unbound the DXM molecules from the naphtha's.

Step 6. Seperation #2

When you are done shaking your naphtha/lemon juice mixture, take a fresh Ziplock bag and pour the contents of your jar into it. Hang the bag by it's corner. If you are making agent lemon and have chosen to use Lucidity's Countrytime Method, the seperation should take about 15 minutes. If you are making lemnot alloweds or have used lemon juice, the seperation usually takes 45 minutes to an hour. Leave the product to seperate for at least 45 min in this case. Your seperation should look like this:

Now the lemon juice has seperated from the naphtha, and your DXM/lemon juice product is the bottom layer while the naptha layer, which you will discard, is on top.

**note: some experience cloudyness or foaming in their product especially when using lighter fluid instead of pure naphtha, which makes the seperation look more like this-

If your seperation looks like this, don't worry - it's still usable. It is just harder to distinguish between the layers because the seperation is so faint . When you drain this in the next step, be sure to do it slowly and in a well-lit area so you can follow the seperation.

Step 7. Draining your Product

Ready your jar, which you should have washed and dried well, and your bottle. Place them side-by-side. Take your bag, and again snip a tiny hole in it's corner to allow the bottom lemon juice/DXM layer to drain slowly into your jar. As the naptha layer approaches, get ready to pinch the bag closed. When 99.9% of the bottom layer has drained into your jar, pinch the bag closed and empty the remaining naphtha layer into your bottle. The contents of the bottle should now be disposed of properly.

Step 8. Boiling and Cooling your Mixture

Take the contents of your jar and empty it into your glass pan or carafe. Put your pan on the stove and turn the heat on to just over medium-high. Let your lemon slowly come to a boil and watch it carefully. If you let it get too hot quickly, your lemon juice can come to a furious boil allowing some to splash out of your pan, and you don't want this to happen because you are losing DXM, so watch your product carefully as it boils. It is helpful to take the pan off the stove every minute or so, and swirl the mixture around by carefully shaking the pan in a circular motion- be careful not to spill! You should boil this mixture for at least 5 minutes to make agent lemon. Your liquid will evaporate down to a couple of ounces or so, but we recommend boiling your product down to about an ounce if you plan on drinking the agent lemon liquid. This stuff really tastes disgusting, so the less you have to drink, the better. If you are making Lemnot alloweds, go on to Step 9. If you are making Agent Lemon liquid to drink, proceed here - Drain what you have back into your cleaned jar, put the lid on, and hold the jar under a cold water faucet for a minute - this will help speed-up the cooling process, and you want to drink your agent lemon cold, there is less of a gag-reflex that way - place the jar in the ref*****rator for 15 minutes. Your product will look similar to this:

Now you have made Agent Lemon! Just drink the mixture, and have a good trip! ) This is the best way to do it..... quicker than filling and dosing caps
lemon drops

Step 9. Boiling your Product

When making Lemnot alloweds, the objective is to boil the liquid down to as little as possible - the less liquid you end up with, the less capsules you have to fill and swallow. So continue boiling and swirling your lemon until you have about a quarter-shotglass amount of liquid. The liquid will be dark-brown at this point - almost black, and it's consistancy will be thicker than that of agent lemon. Carefully drain what you can into your jar. Since the product is so thick at this point, some of it will remain stuck inside the pan. To get it out, squirt a small amount of lemon juice into the pan and swirl it around until it dissolves the goo from the sides of the pan and the lemon juice turns brown. Boil this down like you did the first time, although not as thick, and add it to what you have in the jar. Your pan should be pretty free of residual goo at this point, and you should have just enough liquid in your jar to about cover it's bottom (about half of the amount of liquid shown in the pics above). Put the lid on the jar, hold it under cold-running water for a minute, then let the product cool in the ref*****rator to for 15 minutes.

Step 10. Preparing, Filling and Dropping your Capsules

If you have empty capsules, wonderful. If you have purchased a suppliment in capsule form and intend to use the emptied capsules for your Lemnot alloweds, be sure the caps are well cleaned- out beforehand. This can be done with Q-Tips or some tissue twisted up into a point to get inside the cap. Set aside about 10 to 15 empty capsules, and get yourself 2 large glasses of cold water or orange juice. Grab your product from the f*****. It will be very thick at this point from being cold, so loosen it up and bring it to room temperature by running the jar under warm water for a minute. You want the product at room teperature because it is less thick that way, and it is not so warm that it dissolves the capsules immediately. Grab yor drinking straw, some tissues or paper towels, and set it all out with your empty capsules and water/oj. Get ready to dose!

The liquid is very acidic, and will dissolve the capsules if left in them for longer than 45 seconds to a minute, so you will drop each cap as you fill them. Lay down your tissue/paper towels in front of you because you want them to be right there when you fill each cap. To fill the caps, take your straw and dip it into your liquid. Suck on the straw gently so you draw the liquid about one inch into the straw, and cover the sucking end of the straw with your finger so you create a vaccum, which makes the liquid stay in the straw. Keeping your finger on the end of the straw, slowly withdraw it from the jar and lightly tap it on the rim of the jar to shake off the excess at the tip. Grab a cap - the longer, male end of the cap - and insert the straw slightly. Release your finger, and the liquid will drain into the cap.

Get the other end - the fatter, female end of the cap and join. Wipe the closed, filled cap well with your tissue so it is clean and dry, pop it into your mouth and wash it down. You are now dosing Lemnot alloweds! Keep on doing this until all your liquid is gone, which should be after dropping 10-15 caps. You are left with no bad taste whatsoever, little if any nausea, and a clean, happy trip!

Search Erowid for DXM Effects..etc.

07-13-2008, 09:29 AM
Marijuana Butter

Heat a cup of water for every ounce of herb
add the herb and half a block of butter for every oz.
Bring to the boil and simmer for 1 hour. Stir occasionally.
Strain the mix and keep the liquid.
Boil more water and pour it through the mix again to get any leftover butter. ( I usually do this twice)
Let it sit until the butter and water separate.
When cooled, the green butter will set on top of the water.
Keep the butter, and throw away the water.

07-13-2008, 09:30 AM
Honey Weed Mead

Honey mead is one of the easiest types of wine to make. It's quite tasty and packs a good punch.

250ml of honey
1 package of yeast
4.5L of water
a half Oz of primo
4 cinnamon sticks

Boil 4.5L of water in a pot add honey.

Boil this mix for about an hour continually skimming any bee's wax off the top.

Remove from the heat and let cool until about 38C or 100F
add yeast. Cover with a cloth and let ferment for two or three days.

Find yourself 4 1 litre wine bottles, steralize them (boil or bake clean bottles for 20 mins).

Place 1/8 or more weed into each bottle along with a cinnamon stick.

Fill the bottles with your liquid, cap or cork tightly.

Let sit in a dark closet for 6-8 weeks.

07-13-2008, 09:31 AM
googleing criminal instructions is ghey

07-13-2008, 09:33 AM
Marijuana Meatloaf

1 egg
about 20 saltine crackers
1 lbs ground beef
1 small onion diced
1/4 green pepper diced
1 tsp worsteshire
Add garlic about 4 cloves if ya like
1 16 oz can tomato sauce
1 oz ground high potency weed

leaving out half the tomato sauce mix all the ingredients, bake for about 45 min.in a loaf pan till the top is nicely brown on 350 degrees. Now pour the rest of the sauce on top and put back in oven to bake for another 15 minutes......EAT

07-13-2008, 09:34 AM
googleing criminal instructions is ghey

yeh maybe..too bad thats not what i'm doing...

Lil' Ruger
07-13-2008, 09:40 AM
aiyo anyone know how to make homeade firecrackers or anything else thatll make a loud noise (any kind of loud one) nothing super dangerous....but idc if it involves fire.

07-13-2008, 10:03 AM
yeh maybe..too bad thats not what i'm doing...

ok then be happy and enjoy the sunshine

07-13-2008, 03:49 PM
To steal a fruit in the superstore just put that shit in yo pocket.

Voila, go out of the store and it's your legal property

07-13-2008, 06:02 PM
call in a bomb threat to ur nearest bank, that'll give u atleast 3 hours of making sales
unsupervised by the cops, since they'll be too busy tryna find a bomb!

07-13-2008, 06:06 PM
I went to Trago Mills and changed the price tag on a football.

I paid, like, 3 for, like, a 12 ball.

What y'all think of that, huh? huh?

07-13-2008, 06:10 PM
i do that with bluray dvd's at fye n audio cds n shit

07-13-2008, 06:14 PM
Yeah, but I was like, 11, or some shit.

Did you hear me, faggit? I was running the 'price switch' game at 11, homey.


My Mum had to give me a lift to the shop. My fucking mum! I was doing this shit with my mum outside waiting in the car!

What you bitches know about that shit?

I aint never scared!!

07-13-2008, 06:15 PM
call in a bomb threat to ur nearest bank, that'll give u atleast 3 hours of making sales
unsupervised by the cops, since they'll be too busy tryna find a bomb!
stupidiest cartoon shit i've ever heard im my mother fuckin life

if you call in a bomb threat and its false they'll hunt you down.

even if they don't think it was you planting the bomb, you still have information on a bomb they couldn't find.

and if they find out there's none your introuble for being a douche to them

so now your wanted for no good reason.

and even if the cops were all at the bank it not like your gonna blow the Fiend Whistle and let them all know the coast is clear thent they're gonna rush your gay ass for some delicious skampoe crack. Just hand them the crack and take your money no need to complicate it.

07-13-2008, 06:21 PM
well this thread is developing quite gayly.
but if you sell drugs do it in small towns, all the kids are on drugs and have no other means of getting it, plus theres a lot of towns that have no cops whatsoever and it takes the m 30 minutes to get there.

just give some small town kids some product and have them come to you for the re-up.

id also suggest creditcard scams. There's no reason to carry a gun to earn money in 2008, at-all.

oh, and register a business in your name and get stupid crazy loot from the government during tax season. the business doesn't have to exist, but they'll give you a lot of incentives and benefits that you can used to buy ill shit for no work whatsoever.

idk the details but i know ppl that do it.

otherwise just go to school and get a real job. Stop ruining society faggot.

07-13-2008, 06:22 PM
husteling ciggaretts and other shit

go to the grocerystore(thoose without people bagging your shit) put alot of random things in your cart, put it on the cashier desk shit and ask for some ciggarettes(tobacco is the easiest) start bagging your stuff and put the cigars/ciggarettes whaeva in your pocket, when the cashier is done checking everything thru and says that will be 112 dollars prentend like youve forgott your wallet and that you will be right back with duh money. walk out wiith duh ciggaretts in your pocket and never return.
or just steal a pack of cigerettes.

07-13-2008, 06:33 PM
husteling ciggaretts and other shit

go to the grocerystore(thoose without people bagging your shit) put alot of random things in your cart, put it on the cashier desk shit and ask for some ciggarettes(tobacco is the easiest) start bagging your stuff and put the cigars/ciggarettes whaeva in your pocket, when the cashier is done checking everything thru and says that will be 112 dollars prentend like youve forgott your wallet and that you will be right back with duh money. walk out wiith duh ciggaretts in your pocket and never return.