View Full Version : Wu-Tang's unencyclopedia... Lol

07-13-2008, 04:40 PM


07-13-2008, 04:54 PM
RZA is also known as Bobby Dig-It-All, due to his passion for amateur treasure hunting.


Maccabee Ridah
07-13-2008, 05:02 PM

07-13-2008, 10:26 PM
lol wtf?

if you stare directly into his eyes, Ghostface Killah can and will consume your soul, as he has done many times before

07-13-2008, 11:06 PM
There Is Some Fine Ass Chick Next To Me.. {on The Computer Next To Me }

Sgt Holly Wood
07-13-2008, 11:56 PM
yeah i seen this a while back

the u-god part had me rolling!!

U-God: No one actually knows who this is. Rumor has it that the rest made him up to have 9 members because 9 is a much better number than 8. When you turn 9 upside down, it's 6. Some people think that's pretty cool. I know I do.


07-13-2008, 11:57 PM
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07-14-2008, 08:50 AM
Capadonna: A member of the Wu-Tang Clan, but actually not. Or actually, he belongs to the group, but he doesn't belong to the group. Know what I mean?

07-14-2008, 08:56 AM
Capadonna: A member of the Wu-Tang Clan, but actually not. Or actually, he belongs to the group, but he doesn't belong to the group. Know what I mean?
If someone asks you to name the original 9 members of the Wu, Cappadonna wouldn't be named.

07-14-2008, 08:59 AM
ahahahahah I bet the one who wrote that is a wucorper

07-14-2008, 09:01 AM
Posthumous Miracles and Sightings

On March 24, 1969 in a hair salon in Ecuador (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ecuador), over 200 locals witness the oozing of a brown liquid from the rear end of a PVC Saint ODB idol enshrined behind the cash register. This incident would come to be known as the "Brother Dirty Shits for Us" incident, and the idol draws thousands of devout pilgrims to the site every year to the present.
On November 1st, 1988, drunken fraternity brothers of a Midwest American college report seeing a black man said to resemble Saint ODB dressed in a "magnificent robe of light" who threatened them that he would not make a "second coming" until he was provided with a "trinity of big-booty bitches". Reports were ignored by local police and the story exists today as only an urban legend (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Urban_legend).
Deciphered ancient texts created by the Aztecs prophecize that on September 28 2049 ODB will finally get his money (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Money). Whether this means a second coming of ODB by 2049 is yet a subject of wide speculation. A minority of believers consider "(his) money" allegorical.

07-16-2008, 03:25 PM
Ol' Dirty Bastard (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ol%27_Dirty_Bastard): A reincarnated Ultra Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ultra_Jesus) fused with the DNA of Mr. Miyagi (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mr._Miyagi).

^^fuckin genius