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RADIOACTIVE MAN
07-14-2008, 10:17 PM
because my dick was too big,and she was a smalish looking chick,not even jelly,or lotion could do the trick so i just opted to throw the meat in the mouth

anyone here ever experience that kinda shit??:ouch::ouch::ouch::ouch:

11th Chamber
07-14-2008, 10:43 PM
I only took one girls virginity...and that was when I was 14, I know what yer sayin tho

I had that problem before tho (with non-virgins), you just gotta slow shit down and let it ease in.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
07-14-2008, 10:47 PM
shitz crazy,i should be a porn star,i could bust holes in all those promiscous camera loving sluts

Dokuro
07-15-2008, 12:38 AM
man you need to eat that pussy befor entering and get your hand invovled


if it still dosent work maby you should...............







































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...Stop trying with those 12 year olds!










sorry for that but you kinda set yourself up

RADIOACTIVE MAN
07-15-2008, 12:42 AM
but they are so damn tempting and attractive,its not wrong as long as they dont tell haha

Dokuro
07-15-2008, 12:48 AM
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/mariska-hargitay/pictures/mariska-hargitay-picture-1.jpg http://www.pantagraph.com/content/articles/2007/04/10/freetime/doc46143021cbbe6513566147.jpg



Were coming for you

RADIOACTIVE MAN
07-15-2008, 12:50 AM
haha,you wont find me chris Jensen,im a ninja pedophile,i disapear with my victims

Dokuro
07-15-2008, 12:53 AM
hay as sone as i get off Mariska (duble points) and she gets after you its over

RADIOACTIVE MAN
07-15-2008, 12:55 AM
haha we shall see

BTTR KNG KOOL
07-15-2008, 01:18 AM
u got to choose

porn acting

or

virgins

begongo
07-15-2008, 02:47 AM
I never had that cuz I'm a young dude with as many sexual experiences that you can count on your fingers, but still, good thread

Durag
07-15-2008, 03:12 AM
I fucked three virgins, one was my girlfriend of a year and a half, and id trouble getting it inside her the first few times, the second was this other chick i was seeing for a while, but that went ok, and the third was some sexy little 15 year old (i was 21) who was dying to fuck, and i was dying to fuck. After a few attemps it went up, but when i took it out it was covered in blood! It was fuckin distgusting!

diggy
07-15-2008, 03:48 AM
^^WTF?

It seems like alot of u on this site are pedos.

Fuck yall!

Durag
07-15-2008, 04:08 AM
Thats what my friends were saying until they seen her. She was fuckin fine, and was head over heels about me, shed do anything i wanted, but the whole blood on my penis thing was a fuckin SERIOUS turn off

Robert
07-15-2008, 05:09 AM
No. I haven't fucked a virgin and failed.

However, I would prefer to fuck a virgin and fail then fuck a virgin and get blood on my dick.

Or maybe that is still failing, I don't know.

I was actually thinking of making a KTL topic on period blood and why blood from the vagina is so frightening to men.

begongo
07-15-2008, 05:15 AM
there's this pretty good looking 16 y.o girl that I know she wants to loose her virginity and I know that if I'd offer her my help lol she wouldn't turn it down, but shit, I'm not really sure I want to do that since she'll be all scared and shit and I'm actually thinking it won't be even pleasant, and besides I'll get blood on my dick

Robert
07-15-2008, 05:17 AM
Blood = lubricant as long as you're in complete darkness you won't know otherwise.

Don't turn this chic down.

begongo
07-15-2008, 05:19 AM
but I'd have to bring her to my place and shit, which means I'd have to clean up

what about that?

Robert
07-15-2008, 05:22 AM
but I'd have to bring her to my place and shit, which means I'd have to clean up

what about that?


Just get Grandma Begongo to do it ;)

TAURO
07-15-2008, 05:53 AM
Virgins are overrated, they're always a crappy lay.

Durag
07-15-2008, 06:21 AM
Just get Grandma Begongo to do it ;)


haha, yeah virgins are overrated. Usually its a wack fuck, its just the thought of fuckin one. And you get blood on your dick

Robert
07-15-2008, 07:08 AM
haha, yeah virgins are overrated. Usually its a wack fuck, its just the thought of fuckin one. And you get blood on your dick

Yes, it's true they won't be a good fuck at first. Think of it this way, if you plan on going out with one, you're the guy that gets to paint their sexual canvas. Now that's what's up!

TSA
07-15-2008, 07:14 AM
FUCK YEAH DUDE!

THat shit's the story of my life! I used to not fit in my 'girlfriend', and it took forever to get into the first girl i fucked.

shit's embarassing!

Then you have to put on a rubber and they're all too small, even the magnum XL is a tight fit, so tight a fit it kills your boner by the time you work it in.

I thought i was also, Graveyard, i sabi your pain well well

TSA
07-15-2008, 07:16 AM
there's this pretty good looking 16 y.o girl that I know she wants to loose her virginity and I know that if I'd offer her my help lol she wouldn't turn it down, but shit, I'm not really sure I want to do that since she'll be all scared and shit and I'm actually thinking it won't be even pleasant, and besides I'll get blood on my dick
You look like a vampire homie, embrace that shit.
get blood on your dick, make your people proud

Robert
07-15-2008, 07:17 AM
FUCK YEAH DUDE!

THat shit's the story of my life! I used to not fit in my 'girlfriend', and it took forever to get into the first girl i fucked.

shit's embarassing!

Then you have to put on a rubber and they're all too small, even the magnum XL is a tight fit, so tight a fit it kills your boner by the time you work it in.

I thought i was also, Graveyard, i sabi your pain well well


^^^Just put a bucket of lube on, ditch the condom and put it in floppy.

TSA
07-15-2008, 07:21 AM
yeah, condoms are for the weak

famenchuan
07-15-2008, 07:39 AM
My friend was at a party and a girl and a black guy were in the bedroom. The girl ran out from the bed room saying you aint' putting that in me. The guy who she was with was to damn big. My friend actually felt bad for the guy.

WARPATH
07-15-2008, 09:50 AM
because my dick was too big,and she was a smalish looking chick,not even jelly,or lotion could do the trick so i just opted to throw the meat in the mouth

anyone here ever experience that kinda shit??:ouch::ouch::ouch::ouch:

Yeah man, this girl was tight and moist, we struggled for about an hour while her sweet nectar juice massaged the girth of the mushroom before I lost my load on the outside of her pussy.

HANZO
07-15-2008, 11:37 AM
well if it dnt go in the pussy you just have to use all the other holes available.

never fucked a virgin before, well there was this one virgin girl. but she only let me stick my dick up her ass. so she stays a virgin. so i dnt think that counts.

Surreptitious
07-15-2008, 11:41 AM
yeah I dealt with that shit back in high school on the regular, then I realized its pretty lame to fuck a virgin, because you have to teach them shit and they are awful in bed along with the discomfort of trying to squeeze your dick into a tight ass vagina

Robert
07-15-2008, 11:41 AM
never fucked a virgin before, well there was this one virgin girl. but she only let me stick my dick up her ass. so she stays a virgin. so i dnt think that counts.

lmao at her thinking she was staying pure.

L~>1<~NKS
07-15-2008, 11:52 AM
Nigga... a dick is NEVER that big sun, trust me - if a female wants it in she'll get it in no matter what it is... I've seen women put sum crazy shit up there cooch. Virgins no different - it takes time ...you jus wasn't doin it right that's all.

Dokuro
07-15-2008, 12:40 PM
I fucked three virgins, one was my girlfriend of a year and a half, and id trouble getting it inside her the first few times, the second was this other chick i was seeing for a while, but that went ok, and the third was some sexy little 15 year old (i was 21) who was dying to fuck, and i was dying to fuck. After a few attemps it went up, but when i took it out it was covered in blood! It was fuckin distgusting!


You know i have to report that right.

Dokuro
07-15-2008, 12:45 PM
Virgins are overrated, they're always a crappy lay.
Church
FUCK YEAH DUDE!

THat shit's the story of my life! I used to not fit in my 'girlfriend', and it took forever to get into the first girl i fucked.

shit's embarassing!

Then you have to put on a rubber and they're all too small, even the magnum XL is a tight fit, so tight a fit it kills your boner by the time you work it in.

I thought i was also, Graveyard, i sabi your pain well well
http://www.thebullshitcard.com/bullshit.jpg

WARPATH
07-15-2008, 12:47 PM
yeah I dealt with that shit back in high school on the regular, then I realized its pretty lame to fuck a virgin, because you have to teach them shit and they are awful in bed along with the discomfort of trying to squeeze your dick into a tight ass vagina

So........what your saying is either:

A. You never fucked a virgin.

B. Your gay.

KERZO
07-15-2008, 01:07 PM
mad mad thread, i'd love to share my weird experiences with you guys but i just don't feel that comfortable......(yet)