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TSA
07-16-2008, 04:04 PM
http://www.sunnytoys.com.au/Toy_Sales/Little_Tikes/images/Little_Tikes_Fold_n_Store_Picnic_Table.jpg






I got the idea from jasper asking the abandoned book section about american culture.

therefore, i layeth this quilted blanket upon thyn table of discussion.
Ask ppl from other countries, races, genders, whatever, questions you need answered, and allow delegates from that culture to answer

i got a question for whites



When white girls hand you shit, do they smile too? They always have a big inviting smile when they hand me shit, but i was wondering if it was cause i was black or do they do it to everyone cause i've also notice white ppl are pretty indifferent to other white ppl and would therefore have no cause to smile?

Do they want me to tour the guts? Explore the butts?

TheWolf
07-16-2008, 04:09 PM
Ever thought they're smiling at your nose?

STYLE
07-16-2008, 04:12 PM
hahahahs

TSA
07-16-2008, 04:12 PM
that, or the fact im not a faggot general wise secondary that needs wucorp insulin to maintain relevance.

*swags*

TheWolf
07-16-2008, 04:15 PM
that, or the fact im not a faggot general wise secondary that needs wucorp insulin to maintain relevance.

*swags*

How is accusing everyone of being a General Wise secondary, swagger?

I was being serious. If I had an hilarious facial feature, I would always assume people were smiling at that. Maybe I'm just more insecure than you.

I need some 'swagger'.

TSA
07-16-2008, 04:21 PM
wolf can't eat a wucorp donut

Prolifical ENG
07-16-2008, 04:32 PM
When white girls hand you shit, do they smile too? They always have a big inviting smile when they hand me shit, but i was wondering if it was cause i was black or do they do it to everyone cause i've also notice white ppl are pretty indifferent to other white ppl and would therefore have no cause to smile?

Do they want me to tour the guts? Explore the butts?

Actually I noticed this. White and brown girls mainly....so it could be anyone...it can mean anything....next time on these encounteres we should experiment.

WARPATH
07-16-2008, 04:40 PM
I have a question for delegates from the gay nation:

Does size matter?

Ol' Dirty Trixˣ
07-16-2008, 06:39 PM
I have a question for delegates from the gay nation:

Does size matter?


no, it really is about the motion in duh ocean.


but then guys (big and small) complain about me being tight, so i guess it may depend on duh female's vagina or duh man's a-hole, whichever you prefer.

TSA
07-16-2008, 11:58 PM
^General Wise.


This question is for the European Delegation, the ones that don't speak english,

how come you type english so perfectly? Are you typing in your language and it's translating it back?

did you learn english from dropping out of summer school to study the wutang double CD?

RzaRectum
07-17-2008, 12:15 AM
I was told "if you know anyone who is more fun than aussie's, give me their number, because I haven't met any."

is there any truth to this? Are aussie's really all this fun?

002
07-17-2008, 03:00 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/07/17/purefoy.nigeria.gay.church.cnn

:P

Tony Bandana
07-17-2008, 08:41 AM
I hand a white bitch a 50 piece ..she smiles , teeth are yellow and a couple might be missing . But When I handith that killer cokeiena uponith there handith,

bitch be smiling mang

ONGH

yo Limpy The Wimp Ask your man to grab the measuring tape putz !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygo_ujoWO80

^^^

take it dry mang..

look @ Wolfy pulllin up his pink leg warmmerz and getting Gangsta all up in the club with a buttle of Bubb

ONNGGHHH

:D

TSA
07-17-2008, 08:48 AM
no it's not.

how the fuck you do understand shit so clearly, expecially jokes and terms that take a native english speaker to understand

like "im gonna blast a steamer on your cornhole"

i don't say that, but im sure steamer meaning sperm and cornohole meaning ass wasn't taught to you in NOrwegian Summer School

but you've Pm'd this exact message to every black male on this site

how do you know what shit like that means?

Ritter
07-17-2008, 08:50 AM
^General Wise.


This question is for the European Delegation, the ones that don't speak english,

how come you type english so perfectly? Are you typing in your language and it's translating it back?

did you learn english from dropping out of summer school to study the wutang double CD?

I type English how I know it... I can't stand to write incorrectly. But the spellcheck is helpful for longer words like 'miraculously', 'continuously' and such.

I learned English from Movies and Video Games when I was little, and built it up later with music and school... Duke Nukem 3D mostly. When you look in the mirror, Duke says "Damn, I look good". A phrase (damn), a pronoun (I), a verb (look), and an adjective (good) in one sentence. Pretty educational, ain't it?

DrunkenMasta303
07-17-2008, 08:53 AM
english is international (universal), im trying to avoid that damn language, but its already EVERYWHERE, no matter where i go i always see english words like station, news, internet, hamburger, whatever...

i want europe to go bakk to the rootz

plus i often watch dvds with english language and german subtitles

TheWolf
07-17-2008, 08:54 AM
I type English how I know it... I can't stand to write incorrectly. But the spellcheck is helpful for longer words like 'miraculously', 'continuously' and such.

I learned English from Movies and Video Games when I was little, and built it up later with music and school... Duke Nukem 3D mostly. When you look in the mirror, Duke says "Damn, I look good". A phrase (damn), a pronoun (I), a verb (look), and an adjective (good) in one sentence. Pretty educational, ain't it?


Duke Nukem teaching da yoof, hahaha.

Your English is better than mine.

JASPER
07-17-2008, 09:01 AM
Most euroniggas watch American/British television and use the internet. I've been reading English magazines and books since I was 11. Plus I played a lot of videogames, which usually are in English as well.

TSA
07-17-2008, 09:03 AM
very interesting, i forgot a lot of english when i went to Nigeria but remembered it from watching the Discovery Channel and Nick at Night


but how do wutang lyrics make sense to someone learning english, they hardly make sense to ppl that know english

like when ghost goes
"amoxycyillin stocks skyrock from bobby's moccassins"
or "ticklish crunch berry niggas at the flix"

that shit must have been murder on your dictionary

JASPER
07-17-2008, 09:05 AM
Wu Tang is supposed to make sense?! I just listen to them for the beats.

DrunkenMasta303
07-17-2008, 09:10 AM
...and the kungfu skits

WARPATH
07-17-2008, 10:25 AM
ONGH

yo Limpy The Wimp Ask your man to grab the measuring tape putz !


Ygo_ujoWO80

^^^

take it dry mang..

look @ Wolfy pulllin up his pink leg warmmerz and getting Gangsta all up in the club with a buttle of Bubb

ONNGGHHH

:D

HAH HAHAHAHA

Call me. :t

My deep voice calling you a bitch should be enough to get you off.

SKAMPOE
07-17-2008, 11:57 AM
Wu Tang is supposed to make sense?! I just listen to them for the beats.

...and the kungfu skits


i rquest a ban for these two ass holes!



wu forgive them for they know not whut they speak/(

Edgar Erebus
07-17-2008, 12:39 PM
like when ghost goes
"amoxycyillin stocks skyrock from bobby's moccassins"
or "ticklish crunch berry niggas at the flix"

that shit must have been murder on your dictionary

As much as I noticed they hardly make sense even to English-speaking peeps.


I got a question for the only Nigeria representer in here: what's main religion of your tribe (Ibo, if I didn't forget), how much does it matter to your people and do they have enough balls to make crackpot campaigns type Catholic anti-condom bullshit.

It really interests me, all blacks I had contact with in reel life were latent Muslims from Sahel.

TSA
07-17-2008, 07:33 PM
the mainly religion is Anglican and Catholic, and it's important as FUCK.
Nigeria was rated the most religious country on earth, you will never have a conversation that's void of the word god, or something religious.

they geniuenly believe that shit 1000%.

idk how they are with the condom shit but AIDs isn't that big a problem in nigeria, it has the highest amount of carriers outside of southern africa i believe but a real low %. They're 'aware' of condoms and aids and shit, and are scared as fuck of it, tho some douches believe it can be cured

HANZO
07-17-2008, 07:56 PM
answering the first question. white girls do smile when they interact with you. but i think thats just to hide their devilish ways. dnt be fooled.

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 03:36 AM
the mainly religion is Anglican and Catholic, and it's important as FUCK.
and so on

Ayayayay...


Okay, another question. Hoping you know somewhat Western Africa, which country has hottest chicks and which country is safest to fuck?

TSA
07-18-2008, 03:50 AM
Ayayayay...


Okay, another question. Hoping you know somewhat Western Africa, which country has hottest chicks and which country is safest to fuck?
LOL! hottest chicks i think would go to Ghana, or the sahelian countres like Niger, Mali, and Mauritania cause that'll probably be your flavor
the BEST fuck female wise goes to Liberians and Ogoni Nigerians the rumor goes. Both have a reputation of effing real well, but honestly west africans look alike and fine women are in the same %age in every country in the world.

Another side note is Nigeria was rated the most sexually satisfied country in the world lol, but i think it's more from a culture of busting a nut being satisfied cause they don't do all the wierd shit, like position switchin and fetishes and shit.

They're all safe fucks, as safe as american ones, or serbian, whereever you are, all the AIDS shit you see on TV exists but is blown wwwaaayyyy out of proportion cause the west has a fasination with South Africa and it's a huge problem there, everywhere outside of southern africa there's not "entire villages whipped out by AIDS" bullshit.

if you add up the % of ppl in your country with AIDS, then the % with the multitudes of western STDs that don't exist in africa you'll find out unprotected sex is unsafe every and anywhere.

Sicka than aidZ
07-18-2008, 04:46 AM
I Saw Gfk On Mtv And He Said Songz Like "apollo Kids" Werent Supposed To Make Sense...just A Form Of Rapping That They Think Sounds Good Like

"this Rap Is Like Ziti,..facin Me Real Tv.

Crushin Highspeed Saltwater Kiwi"

Anyways Ghost Basically Said Live On Mtv That "supreme Clientele" Is Packed With A Shitload Of Lyrics That Dont Make Sense. Like It Was An Everyday Thang Up In Nyc.

Like Bumpin Jibberish Was Common Among All Da Eastcoast Greats Like "nas...kool G...wu Tang An So On.

I Wish 2pac An Wu Woulda Made More Bangaz With Each Other. I Miss Both Their Old School Shit. Wu An Pac.

Legendary Times For Hip Hop And Gangsta Rap.

90's Rap Coulda Been Way Iller Tho If Peepz Like Master P And P Diddy An Jay Z Hadnt Turned Real Rap Into Commercial Hip Hop Ear Torture An Shit.

I Hate Those Cats. They Really Fuckin Shitted On The Children With Them 90'z Albums They Put Out. Its A Damn Shame How They Got Away With It Too.

I Swear Bring On The Inquisition And Burn Them Fakez At The Stake'z.

U Can Tell Im A Wu Head Nothin I Recite Makes Much Sense Either. Haha. Peace

Ritter
07-18-2008, 04:50 AM
Sicka? You alive?

DR. NICK RIVIERA
07-18-2008, 04:57 AM
Damn. Sicka is back.

I'm actually afraid.









Couldn't go without Technician, I guess

Sicka than aidZ
07-18-2008, 05:05 AM
Whats Tech Been Doin??.

I Just Took A Break From The Site. I Dont Know Maybe Been A Month Or So. Weather Is Way Too Nice To Ignore Around Here.
Staycool, Peace

Durag
07-18-2008, 05:07 AM
I Saw Gfk On Mtv And He Said Songz Like "apollo Kids" Werent Supposed To Make Sense...just A Form Of Rapping That They Think Sounds Good Like

"this Rap Is Like Ziti,..facin Me Real Tv.

Crushin Highspeed Saltwater Kiwi"

Anyways Ghost Basically Said Live On Mtv That "supreme Clientele" Is Packed With A Shitload Of Lyrics That Dont Make Sense. Like It Was An Everyday Thang Up In Nyc.

Like Bumpin Jibberish Was Common Among All Da Eastcoast Greats Like "nas...kool G...wu Tang An So On.

I Wish 2pac An Wu Woulda Made More Bangaz With Each Other. I Miss Both Their Old School Shit. Wu An Pac.

Legendary Times For Hip Hop And Gangsta Rap.

90's Rap Coulda Been Way Iller Tho If Peepz Like Master P And P Diddy An Jay Z Hadnt Turned Real Rap Into Commercial Hip Hop Ear Torture An Shit.

I Hate Those Cats. They Really Fuckin Shitted On The Children With Them 90'z Albums They Put Out. Its A Damn Shame How They Got Away With It Too.

I Swear Bring On The Inquisition And Burn Them Fakez At The Stake'z.

U Can Tell Im A Wu Head Nothin I Recite Makes Much Sense Either. Haha. Peace

hmm, slighty out of context as to what the thread is about

TSA
07-18-2008, 09:13 AM
take a many months off as possible big homie

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 09:48 AM
if you add up the % of ppl in your country with AIDS, then the % with the multitudes of western STDs that don't exist in africa you'll find out unprotected sex is unsafe every and anywhere.

Oh word? Examples?

I still remember the panic around the highschool when one pretty well-known girl was diagnosed wit chlamydias.

TSA
07-18-2008, 10:33 AM
Yeah there'sbig scae about it when i was in nigeria but mainly ppl making jokes about it an calling bitches "HIV carriers" when they get turned own.
idk what you mean by examples though

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 10:59 AM
Examples of STD's found in America (and therefore prolly in Europe too) and not present in Western Africa.

TSA
07-18-2008, 11:43 AM
all of them but Hep. B. and Gonoherrea , are there to my knowledge
i know you can get those 2 but all the other ones would be foreign, and even those 2 are about as rare as the get,as well are foriegn like someone where your at catchin ebola or malaria but africa's huge, i can only speak on my part and im sure everyting is present in atleast small traces everywhere

the AIDS thing is really blown out of proportion, i find the 'aids orphans' story very hard to believe.

if you parents are dead in africa you have your entire extended family to fall back on,and by extended i don't mean cousins, i mean common ancestors type shit.

then you have your common ancestors on your mother's side

plus family friends are so close to you that you can go in their house and sleep when they're not home without askin permission, like your own home, so you got them to fall back on

that' 100s of families, so i don't see where the aids orphans story comes from, or whole villages being whipped out by AIDs. Who the hell's fucking the elderly?

plus africans don't have sex that much. They consider you stupid or useless if you have too much sex, and it doesnt get brought up in conversation as much. as much as we talk about sex they talk about god, so it's not a rabid unprotected sex spree that they try to paint it out as.

plus, it sounds wierd, but they're never bored, to the extent we are, and the reason ppl think about sex so much is cause they're bored. Plus african men would rather hang out with another male over a female, sausagefest are the norm. So with all these cultural elements let alone logical ones like a nigga eating monkey brains had in an isolated village had enough sex to have his brand of illness reach haiti, and gay america the whole aids pitch is dumb.

Edgar Erebus
07-18-2008, 11:50 AM
Oh, well... Most AIDS stores come from South Africa, that has:
1) 30% of population infected with HIV
2) social system closest to America - with boredom, idiocy and general fucked-upness present. Just look at Ramesh.

Central Africa is also nasty in that sense with all that raping, those Congo motherfuckers ain't completely sane if you ask me.

Basically Western Africa is one of the areas of Africa I don't have slightest idea of (the other is Horn), so thank you for providing some info.

JASPER
07-18-2008, 11:56 AM
The safest way of having sex in Africa is to stick your dick in a wilderbeast.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg

WARPATH
07-18-2008, 02:34 PM
I have a serious question for delegates from the great white nations:

How come you guys can't just relax and be cool with other people?

TSA
07-18-2008, 08:07 PM
ok, not just cause im african, but in 4 years jasper has been funny 2 times, and they were both animated gifs. I really don't know why im to only one that calls him out on unfunniness, cause we ALL see how unfunny the guy is.


serious.
what if you were at starbucks with the guy making jokes and he goes

"i have a collection of child porn, i love it", an average to above average jasper joke

what force on god's earth would possess you to laugh?

and africa jokes can be pulled off hilariously, see skampoes "Da Grassy Skirt" or the shit stylemaster drops, and when done i laugh, but making an unfunny africa joke, that's like making unsweet koolaid.


question for the dutch delegation: Retire?

RzaRectum
07-19-2008, 12:44 AM
The safest way of having sex in Africa is to stick your dick in a wilderbeast.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg
:lmao: